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Edited Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:16 AM There's a girl from work whom I think likes me. She's basically told me without flat out saying it. Now it's my move. Having the upper hand feels weird. I don't want to blow this chance that's basically fallen in my lap. At the same time I don't want to seem too desperate (I know many of you will say it's too late). I've told her about my medical stuff. She was interested but didn't seem too concerned, which is cool. She's invited me to watch a playoff game at a bar with her friends tomorrow and I don't know if I want to go (I'm more interested in hanging out with her than watching the game). If I go she might think I'm too willing to just do what she wants. I sort of want to hang back and not let her think it's that much of a sure thing. At the same time I don't want it to turn into "9 & 1/2 Weeks" where she thinks I'm just playing mind games with her all the time. So:
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:05 AM She asked you if you had ever had sex before because she didn't believe you had and was making fun of you in her head. I don't believe that she likes you. What has she done to make you think this? You tend to blow things out of proportion. But I think the obvious next move would be to ask her out. I don't know what you expected to get out of this thread. You don't need some elaborate plan if you're so sure that she likes you. And go to the bar, you idiot! Yeah, play hard to get and be a pussy and never get laid. —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:07 AM
Edited Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:09 AM Hey at least I don't let strange guys fill my honey hole every weekend. How many dicks have you sucked, 37? And in case you didn't notice, she asked ME out. It makes no sense to ask her out before I've first gone out with her. Go hang out with your gay black friend or something. —John Lennon |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:59 AM go with her and her friends to the bar or whatever, if it turns out to be a bad time, you tried.
maybe seeing her with her friends will give you some insight to what she's all about, and if your all tense and goofy, she has friends there to take the focus off you. then take her home and ditch out. if she is happy to see you at work the next day, she digs you, if she isnt, make her dig her own grave. —Theo |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 10:34 AM So:
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2. What should that move be? go to the bar and watch the game. If she flakes out, move on. No harm no foul. Try not to fall for her. And don't overthink everything. Give us clues as to why she likes you. I'm suspicious but want to believe. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 10:52 AM Drake - Look dude stop obsessing - Just go hang with her and her friends - shit man you may actually have fun. Just act naturally have some fun and mix with her friends (that's what she wants!!) who knows if it turns out she ain't the one for you, one of her friends may be!
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 12:13 PM if she gives you any guff, slip your index finger into her butt-cleavage. A lot of girls wear those low-ride jeans nowadays. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Edited Friday, January 5, 2007 at 1:24 PM Theo: I can't believe I'm taking advice from you. ProfessorCarbuncle & all the other Doubting Thomases: She told me the other night that she likes a guy who works in the back of the place I work. It isn't a cook, dishwasher, or manager. I was guessing all night who it was and didn't guess myself. Not because I'm an idiot but because I didn't really want to call her out on it in front of the other people we were hanging out with. Also, she gave me her number last night. So I'm planning to call her and ask her to come watch the Lakers- D Nuggs game with me tonight, since she likes the D Nuggs. Last night we sat and talked about stuff and watched the Lakers. I enjoy her company. We like a lot of the same music and stuff. Last night we talked about how a lot of good bands have broken up or lost original members and aren't as good as they once were (Journey, Van Halen, The Cure, The Cars, etc.) We talked about the guy from Jack's Mannequin and his fight with lymphoma. We complained about how mean our parents and other members of our family are to us. I talked about my health stuff. I think I might have been too open. I wish I had some kind of "info-meter" that told me when someone else thought I was giving too much information, so I could stop myself before going too far. —John Lennon |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 2:49 PM if she gives you any guff, slip your index finger into her butt-cleavage. If nothing else, heed this advice. —catloaf |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 3:02 PM why do you feel like there is a deeper meaning behind a friend, that maybe likes you inviting you to go to a bar with friends? it's no big deal, your insecurity is complicating everything. anyways, if you do go, where stain proof khaki dockers. —lexieho |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 3:08 PM
Edited Friday, January 5, 2007 at 3:09 PM Well now everyone probably isn't going to the bar tomorrow, I called and she said her friend is house sitting so we might go over there. But she and her friend and I are getting together tonight to watch my LAKERRRRRRS. Another bonus is she likes #18 on the Lakers so it's good times. We were discussing what a hellhole Denver used to be in the 70's, she just moved from there and worked at ESPN Zone out there and met a bunch of famous people/athletes. She met John Daly (he kept coming in between his stints in rehab) and a bunch of other sports people. I should ask her if she has any pictures. —John Lennon |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 3:15 PM the more i read your postings on this subject the more i hope you breaks your heart. —Theo |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 6:35 PM i just imagined drake setting up a labtop in his bathroom, and much like the newest michael narren cartoon, sneaking out to go ask us what to do next. but the plan will fail horribly because of; A. he will get mixed up and start to follow mandee's advice, and do the whole dick in the box, and tell the girl he has a package for her, and the night will be ruined/drake will now be on a special list that he has to tell his neighbors about when he moves, and he can't be within 30 yards of a school. -----or----- B. the girl will notice that drake leaves her side every ten minutes to go to the bathroom. and she will follow him and through the bathroom door she will hear a click-click-clack noise and then drake's sad whimper saying "no, mandee. you guuuuuyyyyssss.... i really need your help right know. what's my next move. do i put my dick in a box, and give it to her. ohhhh....lexie you soo funny." and she will be really creeped, and leave and take the chips with her. —lexieho |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 7:17 PM heh heh, laptops in the bathroom. That was how I played the majority of Final Fantasy 7, on a laptop in my bathroom. Mechwarrior 3 too. —Dark Laith |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:10 PM Lakers- D Nuggs game with me tonight, since she likes the D Nuggs. Don't say D Nuggs please. wtf, are you trying to be cool? Regardless, tell her you can't wait till melo and Iverson are playing together. She'll probably like that you know about her stuff.
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Just like that Simpsons episode of Simpsons spinoff Showcase, where Moe brings grampa in the love-tester machine to the restaraunt, and he puts it in a tuxedo. It's funny because when he's explaining it, he's like "well I really wanted to do ya, so I brought my love tester which is obviously my friend's dead father that gives good love advice." and she's like "awwww" yep. —Stryker311 |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:11 PM That was how I played the majority of Final Fantasy 7, How long did that game take you? I started it a while ago, but the 3 discs are daunting, I feel like I'm never gonna beat it. —Stryker311 |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:15 PM D Nuggs sounds like another word for shit. Haha, yeah it sounds so ghey on a forum. —Darkfloyd |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:24 PM How long did that game take you? I started it a while ago, but the 3 discs are daunting, I feel like I'm never gonna beat it. —Stryker311 You know, I don't remember. Don't worry, it's not as long as it seems. Disc 3 is actually just the very end of the game, before the final "dungeon" and boss fights, the bulk of the game is on the first two. —Dark Laith |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:34 PM Last night we talked about how a lot of good bands have broken up or lost original members and aren't as good as they once were (Journey, Van Halen, The Cure, The Cars, etc.)-John Lennon i dont know any of those bands...if you and I were to hang out could we discuss panic! at the disco? —adams_babymomma |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 8:41 PM my LAKERRRRRRS. Have fun cheering for a rapist. —bguirk |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 9:19 PM go with her and her friends to the bar or whatever, if it turns out to be a bad time, you tried. go to the bar and watch the game. If she flakes out, move on. No harm no foul. Try not to fall for her. And don't overthink everything. Look dude stop obsessing - Just go hang with her and her friends - shit man you may actually have fun. Just act naturally have some fun and mix with her friends (that's what she wants!!) who knows if it turns out she ain't the one for you, one of her friends may be! Summary - just relax and go with the flow. Theo: I can't believe I'm taking advice from you. Nice dig d00d. the more i read your postings on this subject the more i hope you breaks your heart. He does endear himself early and often, doesn't he. I know it's just a defense mechanism but it makes me wanna smack him sometimes. —anobody |
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Friday, January 5, 2007 at 11:57 PM I think the problem is that he'd like to be on the receiving end of that. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 12:12 AM Be sure to slip the bartender a dub so that she knows she's in the presence of a baller. Bloated Cancer, take this girl to Pottery Barn, tell her she can have one thing from the store and then you'll go back to your place and have sex. In the morning, tell her to leave, immediately, give her cab fare if you must, she'll be calling you the next day. Oh, and make sure to return that shit you bought her at Pottery Barn, they rip you off at that store. —greymatters |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 12:14 AM grey obviously had a bad experience at the Pottery Barn. —Stryker311 |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:37 AM
Edited Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:39 AM Grey: There actually is a Pottery Barn up the street from my work. Not that I'm going there. A_BM, we can't hang if you don't know Van Halen. Well she called and let me know she had to go to her friend's house. She asked if I was mad. I still enjoyed watching the Lakers beat the D NUGGS (that one's for you Stryker311). I was telling my friend Silent Bob, "Silent Bob, why don't they just rename the city of Denver "Ass", and then they could call them the "Ass Nuggets"! " He was like, "Fuck yeah man." I said, "Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker." Tonight was a good night, saved some money by drinking water and explained my theory to other people about how to save money when drinking by draining their drinks like I do. Everyone always gets on me for supposedly "treating my drink like it's a giant shot". But whatever, I get slightly drunk faster and save money because the faster you drink things one after the other, the less of them you need to get totally bombed and therefore you save money by having to buy less drinks over the course of the night. Tomorrow we (my friends) are going to watch the game somewhere. Where there's a place for us. Somewhere a place for us..... —John Lennon |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:43 AM you shouldn't be hitting the sauce like that, with a bun in the oven. —lexieho |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 4:34 AM
Edited Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 4:51 AM She asked you if you "were mad?" If females had a sense of humor, I would have said, "yea I'm furious, I'm throwing stuff," but since they don't, if you had said that, she would have been all annoyed thinking you were making fun of her. Wait is THAT why females have no sense of humor, because their default assumption is that every joke/laugh/chuckle is aimed at THEM (shit talk about arrogance/self centeredness)? I think I just put another piece of the "females are stupid" jigsaw puzzle together. Ok, John/Drake, first thing is alcohol is stupid. It's a waste of money, and chicks you meet who go to bars and drink are, well, is there ANYTHING good about chicks who drink? They're not easier to have sex with, well some are, but many will charge you with rape even though the liar with boobs consented to EVERYTHING (which includes the stupidity of drinking alcohol). If you want to meet a female with brains, just be honest as fast as possible. No one's telling you this advice because it empowers the MALE in the long term. If you like her, tell her so as fast as a good opportunity avails itself. She's expecting you to be playing this game as a means to ONLY get sex. Drop that strategy and she'll have no COUNTER games to play. Everything I said will facilitate weeding through this chick as fast as possible to find out if she's worth the effort. Focusing on sex distracts from that process and will waste your time, won't get you sex, and if it gets you sex will bind you to a chick who is probably a stupid pain in the ass with whom there is no future. —striker |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 8:44 AM Go hang out with your gay black friend or something. HE ISN'T HERE YET! —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 9:48 AM Thanks for reminding me how I hate people, and how much. Not you mandee. not you lexie. not you lena. not you andrew. not you laith... see I was going to do everyone except Drake, like out of Austin Powers 3, but too many clowns have posted here now and it's ruined.
The people who aren't losers know who they are anyway. Unfortunately, the people who are losers don't know that they are anyway. Any way. Every way. Eugenics is the temptation! —MajandraFan |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 10:16 AM Dude, bro, guy dude bro,
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 11:24 AM i'd invite her over to watch the game and turn the golf down. if she likes u i dont know why she'd say no —000 |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 11:59 AM "turn the golf down"? I told you all in the other thread "A Deadline" that I'm going out with her and her friends this afternoon. Asking someone over to my place whom I have only just been hanging with a few days isn't really my style and I think would send the wrong message. —John Lennon |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 12:24 PM HE ISN'T HERE YET! Oh shit. Did Mark get lost in the mail? Maybe I shouldn't have used book rate? At least I had him insured.
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:04 PM is there ANYTHING good about chicks who drink? In my experience yes. I like to have sex with them. —bguirk |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:22 PM dumb out of context video And you're the expert on out of context. —bguirk |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:37 PM Holy shit John Lennon. Look at situation youve put yourself in. Ill bet that back a few hundred years ago, when a guy liked a chick, he had to feel his way through. Man, maybe figuring it out on your own, is actually THE ONE thing you need. Youve broken down to every last detail, with people from the cybernet. Crike, forgive me for sounding sappy, but you know, you dont want to lose ALL of the magic that moments like these can bring to you. If you continue this approach.........shit man.....just stop it. Just stop it. Go through it normally. If your nerves get to you, thats fine. You need to learn that lesson right?
No but seriously listen John, after you guys get back from the movies, sneak off upstairs to the computer den. Me and the gang will be waiting right here man. Tell us how it is going and we will tell you the next step. Do not. I repeat. DO NOT GO IT ALONE, you need the internet for this one man.
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:40 PM
Edited Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:53 PM Maybe we should just get him one of those Secret Service earpieces and a pair of Groucho glasses with a wireless web cam so we can all talk him through the whole thing. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:49 PM Are you kidding anobody? Did you find a pair? Shit Ive been looking for one on ebay all morning man. This kid is gonna need all the technology he can get his hands on for this date. Whats the shipping on that? Hmmmm.....how late is Western Union open on your end anobody? John....buddy listen......the communication towers in your city? What band are they on? I mean what DS do they provide.
Ok, we´re gonna have to find a restaurant with tree side access through the window. One preferably that we can see from, from atop the middle branches, otherwise we may have to scrub it.
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 1:58 PM Are you kidding anobody? Did you find a pair? Not at all! They came with their own wireless rubber chicken base station and everything. A little pricy, but well worth it. Whats the shipping on that? I paid 30-bucks for the rush delivery. If you can wait (who am I kidding?) you could go with the 3-day delivery for 12-dollars. how late is Western Union open on your end anobody? They're only open till 10 but I have a special place I go that's open 24 hours. Ok, we´re gonna have to find a restaurant with tree side access through the window. One preferably that we can see from, from atop the middle branches, otherwise we may have to scrub it. We should also get 2-3 snipers so we can put her lights out if we have to abort. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:17 PM We should also get 2-3 snipers so we can put her lights out if we have to abort. Nice one Anobody. Thats not bad, I hadnt reached that stage of the schematic yet, but now that you mention it, it could come in handy. Luckily, Ive already rigged his car. I mean, of course, god forbid he has to use it, but Ive installed chord behind the passenger seat, that he John can pull and it will automically cut the brake lines in the car. In case things get awkward. Shit that would really suck if after the uncomfortable silence he pulled the brake chord, and as they were careening towards the cliff, they managed to talk it out. Man, that would suck huh...can you imagine? ¨Shit, honey....I think Im really starting to like you. It seems like we have alot in common. Do you have any experience in exiting a vehicle at hi speeds?......I think we can make it honey...¨"" —AbsolutCarib |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:26 PM Thats not bad, I hadnt reached that stage of the schematic yet, but now that you mention it, it could come in handy. Oh I have detailed 3-D renderings made up and I'm already taking bids for the greasework. Luckily, Ive already rigged his car That's a good move - those awkward silences can be a real killer. Since you've already taken the initiative, I took the liberty of having her shot with a tranq dart and tagged with a GPS satellite tracker - inconspicuously placed in her left ass cheek so nobody will ever notice the bright red flashing LED. You wanna handle the fake ID, passport and exit visas in case he needs a quick extraction? We might also need a HALO SEAL team in the air ready to insert if necessary. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:28 PM Wow, I can't believe you guys are doing all of this for Drake. I bet he won't even appreciate it. —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:31 PM You're right - he'll probably even find something to bitch about in the execution. It's OK though - we're humanitarians. We don't need thanks or appreciation - our reward is the satisfaction of knowing we've helped our fellow man. That's all we ask for. That's all we need. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:38 PM Yea...shit he may have to get Halo´d if this doesnt work out. I mean holy shit, if things dont pan out this guy is going to become bitter, woeful, remorseful, and unfortunately VENGEFUL. He will lash out. He will start flooding this board until it begins to spill over onto other forums, and eventually across the entire system.
If I were you John, at dinner maybe, I would let this poor sap you are dating know just how high the stakes are. I mean dont tell her that if she wont love you that you will kill everyone in the restaraunt or anything, but just let her know that this little........date.......so to speak.........if that is what we are calling it now........is alot bigger than just you and her. A hell of alot bigger.
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:50 PM She's invited me to watch a playoff game at a bar with her friends tomorrow and I don't know if I want to go (I'm more interested in hanging out with her than watching the game). If I go she might think I'm too willing to just do what she wants. I sort of want to hang back and not let her think it's that much of a sure thing. At the same time I don't want it to turn into "9 & 1/2 Weeks" where she thinks I'm just playing mind games with her all the time. -Cancer Lennon This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If you like her take her up on her offer. Girls can definitely tell when they are interacting with a hard up spazz. If I asked a sure thing to come hang out and he flaked. I wouldn't give him the time of day. She knows you're shy and you hate yourself and she threw you a bone. Take it. You're probably not going to kiss or date or have sex or get married but it's nice to have a friend, even if it's a friend you'd like to be naked with several times a day. —smaller hands |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:51 PM
Edited Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 2:51 PM I´m a bit frightened. I wont lie. God, now I am just as nervous as he is. Can anyone give me some advice on how to get through this? What is my next move? You know, I've done these missions hundreds of times and I still get nervous each and every one of 'em. [massages Carib's shoulders] Nothing's routine. There are no guarantees we'll come out unscathed - or even alive. I've lost some of my closest buddies - had one of their heads blown off right next to me. It was horrible. All you can do is prepare as much as possible - down to the last detail. Be ready for any contingency and be prepared to improvise when needed. We've done it before. If we work together, we can make it through this tough time... together. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 3:03 PM LMAO.... Fuck, John this date of yours better go spendidly or you will find me and Anobody caught up shits creek, or on some peak, in a tent sharing a sleeping bag to stay warm. We are all counting on you man. Man, John we all understand how badly you want this. But dont ruin it for yourself, by pre thinking every word you will say and back thinking everthing you said. The road you are going down leads to things like Neuro Linguistic Programming and all sorts of cheap tricks about how to hypnotize a girl and how to ¨Have success with 100´s of women instantly!!" That is all crap. Work through the hard stuff, until you get used to it.
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 7:18 PM
Edited Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 8:17 PM Well, it didn't happen. She and her friends went someplace else, I called her and she told me. The plans weren't firmed up anyways. I still feel bad about it. I called her to invite her to watch the Lakers with me tomorrow night. Instead of hanging out with her and her friends, I went up to work and hung out with my friends up there. Had some hot toddies and my bartender friend started to worry about me since I drank them in 2 gulps. She said, "You're supposed to drink them, not shoot them". I later explained my theory on how to save money when drinking and she said that was smart in terms of economy but not that healthy. Then I came back home, logged on here and I'm now going to listen to April 12, 2001 with Guttermouth while playing San Andreas. GOOD TIMES! —John Lennon |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 8:20 PM That b from the party came back up later today so I unfortunately had to see her. I found out she is going to work at UPS so I asked her if I could come in and show her my package. I told her it might be too big for the scales. God I love getting on her nerves. She is such an annoying b. She insulted me pretty badly at the holiday party so after that I felt really angry toward her. I'm more of a passively angry person, I let people know that I'm mad at them subtly. —John Lennon |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 9:40 PM I later explained my theory on how to save money when drinking I know I'm going to regret this but what is your theory on how to save money when drinking? I'm more of a passively angry person, I let people know that I'm mad at them subtly Good strategy. If people piss you off, or upset you - confuse them and agitate them without any explanation. Don't worry - they'll know exactly what you're trying to say even though you never actually say it. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 11:31 PM
Edited Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 11:31 PM Drink things fast, treat everything like a giant shot and just slam it. This way, you'll get drunk faster and it will thus take less drinks to get drunk. That's my theory on how to save money when drinking. —John Lennon |
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 at 11:39 PM I'm not getting my hopes up about stuff again. Things always change and usually not in my favor. I'm so sick of it. —John Lennon |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 12:29 AM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 12:30 AM Good strategy. If people piss you off, or upset you - confuse them and agitate them without any explanation. Don't worry - they'll know exactly what you're trying to say even though you never actually say it. —anobody Yeah...and they'll CARE, too. *rolls eyes* —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:07 AM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:08 AM Your "strategy" makes no fucking sense, btw. —Stryker311 |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:51 AM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:52 AM , first thing is alcohol is stupid. It's a waste of money, and chicks you meet who go to bars and drink are, well, is there ANYTHING good about chicks who drink? They're not easier to have sex with, well some are, but many will charge you with rape even though the liar with boobs consented to EVERYTHING (which includes the stupidity of drinking alcohol).
striker SO gunboy, we have established that you think alcohol is a waste of money and holidays are a waste of money but having loads of guns that you dont shot is not. Correct?
I also get the feeling you may have been accused of rape - whats the matter did you mistake asprin for ruffies?
Where's the body buried? You're right - he'll probably even find something to bitch about in the execution.
It's OK though - we're humanitarians.
We don't need thanks or appreciation - our reward is the satisfaction of knowing we've helped our fellow man. That's all we ask for. That's all we need.
anybody So ano were you the one shouting insults at Saddam or were you the one putting the noose around his neck? Either way it does not matter I for one thank you - he was a very bad man. —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:04 AM 1. How do I play my next move? —John Lennon
RAPE. 2. What should that move be? —John Lennon MURDER.
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 8:35 AM Drink things fast, treat everything like a giant shot and just slam it. This way, you'll get drunk faster and it will thus take less drinks to get drunk. That's my theory on how to save money when drinking. If you really want the most bang for your buck, you could just get some pure ethanol and inject it directly into your blood stream. I see your... uh... logic(?) but still don't understand why you'd get frufry drinks if you just want to get drunk faster on fewer drinks. Isn't that what house vodka is for? Your "strategy" makes no fucking sense, btw. There is a very tenuous thread of reality in it. If you drink slowly enough, your body will metabolize the alcohol and you won't get very drunk. Of course, for slowly enough is something like stretching out a shot for about two hours for the average person, so I don't imagine getting a bit of return for your investment by enjoying a drink for a few minutes is likely to have an appreciable impact. Yeah...and they'll CARE, too. *rolls eyes* Well... I was gonna include that but figured it went without saying. So ano were you the one shouting insults at Saddam or were you the one putting the noose around his neck? If you must know, I was actually the one filming. —anobody |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 10:22 AM If you must know, I was actually the one filming. —anobody Brilliant so you can answer this question - The footage was very shaky were you wanking whilst they hung him (as well as filming)? —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 1:45 PM O RLY? From what I can tell, it's sugar and flavor added to hard liquor to make it more palatable. It might not be a pińa colada (which I happen to enjoy the virgin version of), but it's still frufy. When you start having whisky straight up, or a nice triple malt scotch then maybe we can talk. —anobody |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 1:50 PM why do things have to taste bad to be hardcore Apparently they don't taste bad - they're just acquired tastes. I know people who love the taste of vodkas, and scotches, and beers. To me they all taste like ess (as does anything with alcohol), but I don't think they're lying when they say they like them. —anobody |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 1:59 PM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:00 PM You can like something and still think it tastes bad, you just get used to it. I am challenging this basic premise. You shouldn't have to get used to anything. Acquired taste is bullshit. More sugar in everything! p.s. I'm pretty sure there's a Jackie Mason bit on this basic premise —Queen TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 2:19 PM It's not so much a matter of getting used to it and being able to tolerate something as refining your tastes. As far as I know, people who like beer don't think it tastes bad and it's not just that they can tolerate it - they actually like it. Now, I do agree that it's better not to acquire certain tastes - cigars and cigarets, hard liquor, century eggs, casu marzu, and vegemite - there's just not a lot of upside to 'em. There's nothing wrong with working on stuff like strong cheeses, coffee (OK, bad example), garlic, spicy food, sushi and wasabi for a bit - they can all taste pretty damn good. Also, I think there's a biological component to this. When I was a kid, sugar tasted amazingly good to me. Now (aside from once a day having a couple of liters of Coke and iced tea with sugar granules at the bottom that I can suck up with a straw), sugary stuff just doesn't taste so great. Even though I used to love 'em, something like a pixie stick is about as gross to me as beer. —anobody |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:08 PM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:10 PM You drink 2 LITERS of Coke a day and you get on ME for liking hot toddies? Also a girl I know drank a triple vodka yesterday, is she now more hardcore than I am? —John Lennon |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:22 PM Also, I think there's a biological component to this. When I was a kid, sugar tasted amazingly good to me. Now (aside from once a day having a couple of liters of Coke and iced tea with sugar granules at the bottom that I can suck up with a straw), sugary stuff just doesn't taste so great. Adam did a whole bit on this, one night when Andy Richter came into the studio. Adam referred to is as the nummy phase. He mentioned that as a kid you are in the store at least once everyday looking for hersheys bars, and twix and candy and all that. As an adult, when was the last time you went to the store specifically to look for skittles or something like that. When you are a kid you couldnt even imagine liking the taste of women and cigars and booze. Dr. Drew mentioned that the taste buds when you are a kid are less sophisticated so look for things that taste good immediately. As you grow older your tastebuds evolve and accept a much greater variety. —AbsolutCarib |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:30 PM Adam did a whole bit on this, one night when Andy Richter came into the studio. It's actually a recurring theme of his. Even without going as far as women, cigars and booze, just think about all the stuff people eat that makes babies wince. Grapefruit - any kind of citrus even. You don't come out liking anything the least bit spicy or acidic or alkaline - you have to acquire those tastes as your pallet matures. And, according to Defending Your Life, eventually, after you die and move forward, you'll like food that looks and tastes like horse shit.
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:34 PM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 4:59 PM It was never a date, nothing ever goes right in my life, I fucking hate it. I wish people would just be honest with me about their feelings toward me, at least on here I know you all hate me. I know I'm not important to anyone except my oncologist and psychiatrist, because I'm fucking broken. Hanging out with my friends helps me feel normal and when I get my hopes up only to have the rug pulled out from under me that makes me pissed at myself for looking forward to something I should have known wouldn't go down. And another thing, I don't give a flying rat fuck whether you think I drink "frufy" drinks or anything, for Christ's sake ano, you don't even drink alcohol, what room do you have to bust my balls on the kind of shit I drink? I am more of a person for the crap I've survived in my life so far, from being born as small as your hand and with half-sized lungs, right up until today when my cancer has burrowed back into my T-cells and is just lying in wait to reappear further down the road! —John Lennon |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 5:11 PM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 5:14 PM When I was a toddler, I looked like I had jaundice and my mom took me to the doctor's office. Turned out I just ate too many damn carrots. at least on here I know you all hate me Jesus fuck man! Talk about an elevated sense of self importance. I'm not important to anyone except my oncologist and psychiatrist, because I'm fucking broken Lots of people are broken. Damn near everybody has things they could improve about themselves. I get my hopes up only to have the rug pulled out from under me that makes me pissed at myself for looking forward to something I should have known wouldn't go down. You solicit advice all the time, but obviously you don't pay any damn attention. If you just went not expecting anything but fun and hanging out, you wouldn't have been disappointed. And another thing, I don't give a flying rat fuck whether you think I drink "frufy" drinks or anything, for Christ's sake ano, you don't even drink alcohol, what room do you have to bust my balls on the kind of shit I drink? Obviously it bothers you. I don't give a flying rat fuck whether you drink "frufy" drinks or not - just making conversation man. I am more of a person for the crap I've survived in my life so far, from being born as small as your hand and with half-sized lungs, right up until today when my cancer has burrowed back into my T-cells and is just lying in wait to reappear further down the road! Dude! Get over it. Please. You're not a damn martyr. Oh fuck it - never mind. Stew and enjoy. —anobody |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 5:16 PM I thought you were trying to not so subtly insult me. Sorry. —John Lennon |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 5:21 PM
Edited Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 5:31 PM Honestly, I'm slightly offended that you'd think I'd be like that. (*very* slightly and fleetingly - don't freak out about that) But even if I was, what difference would it make? I'm just some nobody sploozery schmuck on a fanboard - any insults I make (or anyone else here makes, for that matter) should mean just about jack squat to you (except to the extent that you may be able to use them as a compass to help you improve yourself). Also (and you should take this to heart) people like to fuck with their friends. A good spirited ribbing (not that that's even what I was doing here, but just in general) isn't an attack. Dusty gives you a hard time, you call him a bald middle aged turtle looking guy, and then punch him in the arm. You don't need to go off on a mean, vitriolic tirade about how he never gets laid or about how he drains the Chesapeake with his showers. I guess I'm just saying - don't take things so seriously - here or IRL, and you'll be a heck of a lot happier. —anobody |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 5:31 PM I'm going out for the night. Loneliness is getting the better of me so I'm going to go see my friends at work and watch my Lakers kick some DallASS. —John Lennon |
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 6:38 PM When I was a toddler, I looked like I had jaundice and my mom took me to the doctor's office. Turned out I just ate too many damn carrots. This made me laugh so hard. —mandeemoo22 |
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