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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 2:06 AM
Edited Monday, December 11, 2006 at 2:08 AM Blacks and the names they come up with for their illegitimate kids. Awesome comedy. Some time ago on Maury, there was a ho who was testing dozens of guys trying to find her baby daddy, and her name was "Aquanetta" (that spelling too). I don't think that can be topped but go ahead and try, I'll bet that the blacks will find a way. 
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 6:22 AM Blacks and the names they come up with for their illegitimate kids. —striker IF YOU'RE AT ALL CONCERNED ABOUT THIS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS AS DURING THE CLINTON YEARS IT DECLINED. ABSTRACT:
Between 1995-2000, the proportion of children under age 18 years living with single mothers declined significantly, while the proportion of children living with two married parents (including stepparents) remained essentially unchanged. Both of these statistics are significantly different from the period a decade earlier. In both time periods, there was a small increase in the proportion of children living with cohabiting mothers, and the share of children living with single fathers increased slightly. Among low income children, the proportion of children living with two married parents declined, and the percentage of children living with single mothers increased, from 1985-90. There were substantial differences across racial and ethnic groups. In the late 1990s, the proportion of African-American children living with two married parents or cohabiting mothers increased substantially, while the proportion of those living with single mothers decreased. The proportion of Hispanic children living with single mothers fell significantly from 1995-00, while the proportion of white children living with married parents remained unchanged and the proportion of white children living with single mothers declined slightly. In current living situations, 78.2 percent of White children live with two married parents, compared to 66.2 percent of Hispanic and 38.9 percent of African-American children. (SM)
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 6:40 AM Blueboy Simunba Hachipuka - I employed him as a sales guy - really good quality guy with a great name.
I'm Probably cheating though as he is from Africa (Zambia) not America —AceRockollaisAce |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:21 PM Some of my favorite black names: David Alan Grier (so funny!)
Ken Griffey Jr.
Miles Davis
John Coltrane
Ervin Johnson (also known as "Magic") New favorite: Jarrett Jack (3rd best point guard from the last draft, but catching up on #2 lately) crazy black dudes with crazy ass names. —bguirk |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:28 PM O.J. Simpson! I mean, what are you, orange juice? HAHAHA amirite?
Nelson Mandela! NELSON? More like NERDson! amirite?
Chris Rock! What are you, a large mineral mass? Are you a big stone? A hunk of graphite? amirite? —mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 6:37 PM shaniqua —000 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 7:18 PM my step mom - joann step uncle - joe step brother- tony step 1st cousins- felicity, raven, jesus [jess-us] i guess i don't know any black people with crazy names —lexieho |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 7:31 PM I know a sophomore named Ustnn, and it's pronounced Austin. Tight. That and there are about approximately 2 million black dudes named "Dwayne" in fres-yes. worst name ever. —Stryker311 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:22 PM When I worked with a lot of mostly black children a lot of them were named Asia and that's such a porn star name to me. No offense, Sexie Lexie. —smaller hands |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:26 PM It's the Asians that have the hilarious names. The parents sail over here on a boat (FOB's) and then they want to fit in so they name their children something "American". I know a Pepsi, Bush (after president Bush), Texas, the list goes on, but that's all I can think of right now. —Stryker311 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:58 PM I just worked on a project with an Asian boy named Dong. True story. —mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:34 PM my best friend is named rosie and she's chinese. why is that funny? —mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:13 PM
Edited Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:14 PM is it the pronounciation* problems? * i feel like i made this word four letters longer than it needed to be
EDIT: jesus h. christ so many posts.
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 11:10 PM my best friend is named rosie and she's chinese. why is that funny? —mandeemoo22 I think you meant "why she so funny?" Someday I'll post the real chinese names of the students in my program next to the names they've chosen to go by while they take classes here in the states. Now that's comedy. —bguirk |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 11:49 PM please leave. did you think you could start over and we wouldn't notice? —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 9:42 PM
Edited Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 9:43 PM Once, I was watching The Jenny Jones Show (I know, I know, but I had taken to my bed for days at a time, and didn't have cable), and it was one of those episodes in which they'd have schoolyard bullies, their victims, and the parents of both. Anyhow, the victim and the bully were named Christian (not too bad) and Equillius. Yes, that's right; I said EQUILLIUS! That and there are about approximately 2 million black dudes named "Dwayne" in fres-yes. worst name ever. —Stryker311  hey, HEY, hey!!
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 9:48 PM My friend and his brother and sisters name. Arrion, Nigeria, and Davion
isn't arrion pronounced aryan? weird. —lexieho |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:43 PM are you jealous that i have chinese friends? —mandeemoo22 More like the quality of your chinese peeps. Mine point out that I have pierced ears and I had to explain to one of them the other day why it was funny he was wearing a Playboy jacket. —bguirk |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 2:03 AM
Edited Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 2:04 AM arrion is pronounced "Eri -on" Sounds like a streak free deodorant —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:17 PM
annettesunita and luravelma.......fo shizzle!
also....a dr. in washington d.c.---wellington hung....(*asian) bonus name----ob-gyn---- dr.bonnie beaver (no joke)
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:38 PM bonus name----ob-gyn---- dr.bonnie beaver (no joke) That's awesome. My first real girlfriend used to go to Dr. Wrench to get her braces tightened. I was going to post a link, but then I couldn't find him and I realized that it was almost 20 years ago and he might not be in practice any more. extra special bonus name for catloaf and maybe Dusty--when I was a working stiff I used to drive past the offices of Dr. Wu on my way home. I never failed to at least hum the song and imagine the dark drug deals and betrayls by Katie going on in that office after they both took long hits off the nitris tank.
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 2:16 PM That is so awesome. I can see that tonight will be a Dan marathon at work once Loveline goes off. And Dr. Wrench--that absolutely made me shiver! I've never experienced pain--not even labor--that can even COMPARE to getting braces tightened. Bad times. —catloaf |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:08 PM
Edited Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 4:06 PM there was also a dr. grave,dr. blood,dr. moneymaker and dr. pepper..... —charry90 |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:48 PM I can see that tonight will be a Dan marathon at work once Loveline goes off. I might be making this up, but I used to be on a Steely Dan listserv and I remember someone mentioned finding a Dr. Wu and calling him up. He used that song as his hold music. —bguirk |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:07 PM dirty.
my dentist is dr. wenker. if that counts for anything. oh, and my pediatrician was dr. ikillchildren
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:13 PM my 11th grade english teacher was named mr. wenker. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:34 PM There was a dentist near Buffalo named Dr. Payne. —pookie |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:50 PM My freshman english teacher was Mr. Dike. It was awesome. sorta, not really, im done. —Stryker311 |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:51 PM My junior high school's detention teacher was named Mr. Payne. Actually, Dick Payne - which was hilarious to junior high schoolers. —Kevin U. |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:01 PM it's also hilarious to college sophomores aka THIS GUY! —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:08 PM DICK PAYNE, LMAO. omg, I'm not immature, but that is damn funny. Kevin, that reminds me of another teacher at our school, Dick Rammage. Yours is better, but that's funny too. I'm a 13 year old boy, I guess —Stryker311 |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:18 PM
elderly southern high school latin teacher and detention lady...
alexandria, va----
mrs knox-dick.....
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:32 PM
Edited Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:32 PM I know a guy who goes to a urologist named Dr. Johnson. —John Lennon |
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Friday, December 15, 2006 at 3:55 AM I had a pediatrician named Dr. Duckwall. And a health/P.E. teacher named Walter Brain. He was also the wrestling coach. Coach Brain. God I hated that man. —catloaf |
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Friday, December 15, 2006 at 9:13 AM At my job all the names on the computer go in reverse like johnson, jacob But the best name I've ever seen was Harry, Dick —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Friday, December 15, 2006 at 10:45 AM We read a poem by Richard Moore in highschool. I made the joke that if you looked up his name in the phonebook, (and he went by a nickname of course), it would sound like "more dick." —chix0r |
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Friday, December 15, 2006 at 12:22 PM My mom had a pediatrician named Dr. Needle, and there was a teacher in my middle school named Mr. Drinkwine. —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 4:19 PM
I saw this name the other day: ANITA SCHADT
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