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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:57 AM For those who disagree with my assessment of women, the cigarette companies' highly paid marketing research agrees with me that women are essentially naive and stupid. Cigarette ads are everywhere in most women's magazines. Smoking rates are off the charts with women and I think lung cancer is now their #1 or #2 killer. If you've ever met a woman, you know that they are all but incapable of quitting. They and everyone else knows that a woman who is "trying" to quit is a bitch X 100 until they give in and start smoking again. The cig companies OWN them FOR LIFE because of their novelty level stupidity. This story http://www.dailycomet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061208/APN/612083002 takes women's stupidity to an extreme. —striker |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 6:13 AM SO I NOTICED YOU JUST SAID SOME BULLSHIT AND THEN PROVIDED ZERO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT IT. BUT FORGET ABOUT THAT, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. DOES YOUR SEMEN TASTE LIKE GUNPOWDER? —ZT-In-Thought |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 6:48 AM
Edited Monday, December 11, 2006 at 6:49 AM gunboy my wife gave up smoking easy - no problems and no tantrums - you just seem to hang around with real tarts and hos or abused wrecks - The kind of women that let you take a picture as you f them and then post it on the net.
My mother and my sister also gave up - which just pisses on your smoker for life idea of women.
Try growing some balls and meeting a REAL women —AceRockollaisAce |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:54 AM I'm a women (sic) and I quit smoking about 12 or 13 years ago, no problem, and without being a total bitch. —catloaf |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 11:29 AM smoking is a worthless retarded inbred white trash trailer park idiot habit —000 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 2:51 PM I was talking to my friend about how people use hookahs to smoke pot, and she said that one of her friends had one and he told another guy he was going to put some pot in it, and the guy didn't believe him until he got high. How naive do you have to be to NOT believe that if someone has a hookah, they're probably going to use it to get high at least once! Hookahs are just a legit way for many people to get high without having to pass a joint around. —John Lennon |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 7:41 PM I was talking to my friend about how people use hookahs to smoke pot, and she said that one of her friends had one and he told another guy he was going to put some pot in it, and the guy didn't believe him until he got high. How naive do you have to be to NOT believe that if someone has a hookah, they're probably going to use it to get high at least once! Hookahs are just a legit way for many people to get high without having to pass a joint around. uh no you're wrong. I don't believe you about that guy, I think he can tell the difference between pot smoke and hookah. They're completely different. About 90 percent of people that buy hookahs use it for...hookah. It's too much of a hassle to use it for pot unless you have a half ounce or some huge amount, because it just falls through the bowl. People use bongs for pot. They have bongs with tubes, so yeah... —Stryker311 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 7:43 PM
Edited Monday, December 11, 2006 at 7:44 PM ^ potologist alert. who's ready to get high over the holiday? I AM!!!!!@!@
good times. i've only used a bong once. i miss.
EDIT: proper bong that is. —lexieho |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:06 PM I use mine mostly for hookah tobacco, but I have put pot in it. What you do is you mix them together, putting like vanilla or mint, whatever flavor you want of hookah tobacco at the bottom, and since its sticky you then put the pot on top and then go for it. You still get some of the flavor, and it's very smooth, calms down the burning that you get if you inhale a doob. It gets you fucked up. —Darkfloyd |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:14 PM What you do is you mix them together,
I guess that would work. i still think hookah is pussy shit though, I equate it to only drinking hpnotq or Bailey's and nothing else. and mixing them is equal to drinking hard stuff with a chaser. just smoke and drink, don't try and make it easier or more comfortable or taste better —Stryker311 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:27 PM I was under the impression that people typically used opiates in hookahs, instead of tobacco or pot. —Dark Laith |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:42 PM
Edited Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:44 PM <<"DOES YOUR SEMEN TASTE LIKE GUNPOWDER?" You tell ME. <<"I'm a women (sic) and I quit smoking about 12 or 13 years ago, no problem, and without being a total bitch." No problem huh. Riiiiight. Yea and on how many stressful occasions in the last 12 or 13 years did you "have just one?" Lemme guess, you STARTED smoking to "look cool" (probably to the other females). <<"my wife gave up smoking easy - no problems and no tantrums" Two people claiming "easy," "no problems," and "no tantrums." Not even R.J. Reynolds himself believes that. One or two of those MAYBE (which would still be pushing it), but all three is a bit over the top. <<"My mother and my sister also gave up" Yea all three never started up again huh  . "Giving up" smoking is the easy part. Not going back, when you're a woman (they regulate their emotions with food/cigs) is the rare exception not the rule. How FAT did all three of those women get after they allegedly "quit?" By the way, the fact that all three of the women closest to you smoke, proved part of my original point without you realizing it. —striker |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 8:49 PM SO I NOTICED YOU JUST SAID SOME BULLSHIT AND THEN PROVIDED ZERO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT IT. Unpossible. I think lung cancer is now their #1 or #2 killer I think it's easier to make your point when you just pull crap out of your ass and mold it to suit your needs. In case anyone was wondering, according to Wikipedia cancer (in general) is the third leading cause of death for both males and females (with the rate in males about 1.2x higher than in females). Also according to Wikipedia, lung cancer is the second most common cancer in both males (13%) and females (12%), the most common cancers being prostate and breast cancer (~32-33%). Interestingly, lung cancer actually is the leading cause of death by cancer in both males (31%) and females (27%). Combining that, lung cancer causes 39 deaths per 100,000 in males and 27 per 100,000 in females. Ignoring for a second that, in both percentages and absolute numbers, more men get and die from lung cancer than women (which kinda craps on your point a little) and compare those numbers to 259/278 deaths per 100,000 in men/women from cardiovascular diseases and 185/165 deaths per 100,000 in men/women from infection and parasitic diseases. Moving on - how long has your wife been smoking?
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:45 PM You tell ME. —striker OKAY, I WILL ASK YOUR MOTHER. HAHAHAHA. ALL STRIKER'S SEMEN ARE BELONG IN TO HIS MOTHER'S MULLET/ESOPHAGUS. I KID, I KID. STRIKER, IF YOU EVER NEED A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT, I WILL GIVE THE DOCTORS ALL THE SEMEN THEY NEED TO REPLACE IT. —ZT-In-Thought |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:25 PM
Edited Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:25 PM when dudes smoke, it makes them hotter —mandeemoo22 Espeically when it's through that hole in their throat. Just so damn hawt. —bguirk |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:27 PM maybe for you, but i prefer it when they smoke through their mouths. —mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 11:24 PM Lemme guess, you STARTED shooting guns to "look cool" (probably to the other faggits). lol gunboy —AceRockollaisAce |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 11:48 PM I just looked down and sniffed and i was like oh my god why does my vadge smell like pineapples, but then i realized that i was holding a pineapple in my lap. so i lifted mr. dole up in my arms and cradled him until he fell asleep. —mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 12:18 AM Smoking herb from a hooka is fun with a bunch of friends but it's kinda novelty for me.
The problem with smoking out with one is that everyone is kinda fighting for the smoke, or at least when we were using one back in high school. You could feel someone else vacuuming up your toke, but when you'd leech off of someone else's hit you'd get this huge hit. I prefer hitting it out of a glass bong preferebly like 2 ft with ice. Or just roll a banana peel blunt. When I went to vegas we kicked it for like an hour in one of those smoke shops with the flavored tobacco, had a cherry coke flavored. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:36 AM pineapples are awesome unless you have a cut on your lip, then the juice stings
vadges are awesome unl —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:48 AM I have a Canadian friend / co-worker who just had pineapple for the first time a few weeks ago (even though he's around 23). The juice was so caustic that for about a week after he had these giant, novelty herpetic-looking lesions on both sides of his mouth.
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 12:03 PM If you eat nothing but pineapple for three days, you can lose ten pounds. I'm guessing nine pounds of that is ass juice. —pookie |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 5:33 PM [begins desperate last-ditch all-pineapple diet] —anobody |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 5:49 PM The juice was so caustic that for about a week after he had these giant, novelty herpetic-looking lesions on both sides of his mouth.
You can get herpes from pineapple? How? I always have pineapple pizza, I'm scared. Explain yourself. I'm guessing nine pounds of that is ass juice.
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 5:53 PM You can get herpes from pineapple? No. Well... maybe if you're sharing it with a prostitute. Explain yourself OK. The juice was so caustic that for about a week after he had these giant, novelty herpetic-looking lesions on both sides of his mouth.
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 6:24 PM Pineapples are acidic so they produce ass-id. —pookie |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 6:26 PM I know some people hate the 'LOL' posts but fuck them. LOL!
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 6:28 PM I didn't literally mean herpes anobody, just marks that look like them, I'm gonna call herpes. what does caustic mean? It creates a big red herpes (for lack of a better word)? And then the juice comes out your (ew) butt? I don't think I'm ever going to eat a pine apple again. —Stryker311 |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 6:37 PM pine apple You're quite a rebel, aren't you? Splitting compound words and joining separate ones. what does caustic mean? Wikipedia and Google are your friends. —anobody |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 8:00 PM Pine apples are neither apples nor pines. But they grow on trees like apples. With giant spines on them. And huge stems of green plumage like peacocks tails that look like kaleidoscopes. FUCKING NIIIICE. A gay hippie's motto is, "Love 'The Man' ". —John Lennon |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 8:32 PM Day point-naught-one of my pine apple diet, and I'm already sick of them. —anobody |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:20 PM women who smoke = el oh el —striker |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:33 PM Pineapples are acidic so they produce ass-id. —pookie *tropical rim-shot* sorry to leave you hanging pookie. Fresh cored pineapple is on my grocery shopping list every week. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:06 PM I think I had it once - maybe twice when I was there. Just never occurred to me to get it when I was there. Also, although they have pineapple farms there, for some reason it's actually cheaper to buy it here (in Arizona) than to buy it there. An aside - the stuff here seems to come mostly from Costa Rica (as did at least one of the ones I had in Hawaii). I'll leave understanding the math behind that one as an exercise for the reader.
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:17 PM
Edited Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:19 PM I really don't get you a lot of the time ano. That's like going to Fort Knox and driving right by the Gold Reserves. Were you too busy hanging out with Dano and pretending to be Jack Lord? That would be an awesome nickname for someone who masturbates quite frequently. —John Lennon |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:43 PM Is Striker asexual? I thought he was gay because he hates everything and anything female, which would include the vagina. But...I know a lot of gay guys at work, and they don't hate women at all. Women are their best friends. Maybe Striker's asexual. Like a snail? —acm323 |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 4:18 AM
Edited Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 4:19 AM Were you too busy hanging out with Dano and pretending to be Jack Lord? Jack Lord that's my porn name because I only appear in masturbation films.
I hope to eventually become the best in masturbation then I will be King the Jack King - then that will be my new porn name. —AceRockollaisAce |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:34 AM i ate a lot of peineapple lately, who wants to taste my jizz?
every year for thanksgiving we get a pineapple, then we lay it on its side and put a felt turkey head on it. it is my favorite part of thanksgiving. no joke a wait all year just to make a pineapple turkey. it rad. you should a ll try it sometime.
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:12 AM My pineapple is still sitting here on my desk beside me. I don't know what to do with it. I guess I'll either have to eat it or throw it out before Friday. —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 12:05 PM I'm totally getting a pineapple next Thanksgiving! —catloaf |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:47 PM That's like going to Fort Knox and driving right by the Gold Reserves. Were you too busy hanging out with Dano and pretending to be Jack Lord? Pineapple just isn't that big of a deal there. You want to hear about a real travesty? I know people in their thirties who have lived there their entire lives who haven't gone to the beach in more than 12 years.
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 6:51 PM "That's like going to Fort Knox and driving right by the Gold Reserves." How does anyone NOT know that the U.S. government went officially bankrupt and insolvent in 1933, and went into receivership to it's creditors (the international banking establishment) so the thought of "gold reserves" is hysterically funny? Hell what do these people think precipitated the full reorganization in favor of the creditors after 1933? Dear God save us from government "schools." Gold reserves
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 8:22 PM "I was under the impression that people typically used opiates in hookahs, instead of tobacco or pot."
I've mixed it with codine, got a weird effect.
Oh, and
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:00 PM Going back to the original thread topic....anway, there's this new woman at work. She's incredibly annoying, but that's besides the point. Numerous times throughout the day, she'll just leave and say she's going to the restroom. At first I thought she was just peeing a lot or maybe throwing up (she's super skinny), but today another co-worker from a different dept. said, "Tell her to stop smoking in the bathroom! It's solid smoke in there." I started laughing 'cuz I'd never heard of an adult woman going to such great lengths to make sure no one knew she smokes. Isn't there like some "smoking etiquette" or something where you don't smoke in a confined space? Enlighten me. P.S. - Did I mention she's ugly? —OneNutAaron |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:16 AM Obviously, smoking is not a GOOD habit, but...
smoking constantly working out in a gym full of dudes, while possibly habitually taking "supplements," in order to impress the dudes at the gym is a worthless retarded inbred white trash trailer park idiot habit
—000 (who else?)
Still accurate.
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 1:30 AM At first I thought she was just peeing a lot or maybe throwing up (she's super skinny), but today another co-worker from a different dept. said, "Tell her to stop smoking in the bathroom! It's solid smoke in there." I started laughing 'cuz I'd never heard of an adult woman going to such great lengths to make sure no one knew she smokes Seriously you could not smell the smoke on the bitch - smokers stink of stale smoke - I can only assume you must smoke as well - therefore you would not be able to smell the stink. —AceRockollaisAce |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 7:11 PM First of all, I've never smoked, and I never will. I couldn't smell the "stale smoke" on her because there is an air-purifier in the golf shop. She has those discolored yellow/gray teeth, so I kinda had an idea she smokes. Man, she's so annoying. I really dislike Asian women EVEN more now! —OneNutAaron |
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