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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 at 2:07 AM >> >1. everything you eat is savored in mud, dirt, and trash.
>2. you try and re-use mud wrappers, mud boxes, and ofcourse
>mud foil,
>3. you try to eject mudparticles from your between your teeth by
>pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like,
>tschick, tschick!!.
>4. you are standing next to to the two largest size mud-cases at the
>Airport.
>5. you arrive one or two hours late to a mud-party and think its normal.
>6. you peel the mud off letters that the postal service missed to
>frank.
>7. your toilet has a mud bowl next to the commode.
>8. you name your mud-children in rythms {ex. sita and gita}
>9. all your mud-children have mud names, which sound nowhere close to
>their real names.
>10. you take sri lankan mud anywhere it says "No Mud Allowed."
>11. you mud for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's
>house.
>12. you load up the family car with as much mud as possible.
>13. you use mud to cover anything new in your house whether its
>the remote control, VCR, carpet, or new couch.
>14. your parents tell you not to care about what your friends think
>but they wont let you mud certain things because of what the other
>"Uncles and Aunties" will think.
>15. owning a mud cooker is a top priority.
>16. you only make long distance mud after 11 pm.
>17. if she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing
>whose daughter has muddyed with whose son and feel its your duty to
>spread the mud.
>18. you parents dont realize mud connections to foreign countries
>have improved in the last two decades, and still mud at the mud
>of their muds while mudding.
>19. when your parents meet sri lankans for the first time and talk
>for a few minutes, you soon discover they are your mud.
>20. its embarassing if your mudding has less than 600 mud-people.
>21. you list your daughter as "muddy and slim" in the matrimonial no
>matter what she looks like.
>22. you have really enjoyed reading this mud because you know mud
>or mud of it muddies to you!!. you are a white piggy! 
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anobody |
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 at 8:21 AM I don't get it either but I'm still laughing my ass off. —anobody |
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striker |
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 at 4:09 PM Race mixing is worse than the "muds" themselves and their "culture." I don't think the "muds" are worth "hating," they just belong in Africa where God dumped them. —striker |
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 at 9:18 PM That chick at the top is kinda pretty.
13. you use mud to cover anything new in your house whether its
>the remote control, VCR, carpet, or new couch.
This one reminds me of when Adam used to talk about smearing his car radio with brown paint, to avoid its being stolen.
—Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 at 9:39 PM i like the chick in the black lipstick, minus the black lipstick though. —lexieho |
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Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 1:00 AM i like the chick in the black lipstick, minus the black lipstick though. Minus those horrible clothes That chick at the top is kinda pretty. Agreed —AceRockollaisAce |
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Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 8:29 AM I'll third the top one but i like the chick in the black lipstick, minus the black lipstick though. Minus those horrible clothes I don't know... she looks like a cancer patient to me. Anyway, after a certain point, when you have to add a bunch of conditions and modifications to make someone look OK, doesn't that just mean that they're ugly?
—anobody |
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Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 5:12 PM agreed top chick is hot.
goth-ish one- that's what my hair looks like. i hate it. to thin to do anything. and it gets greasy like mad. i want new hair.
—lexieho |
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Friday, December 8, 2006 at 9:19 PM dude, we have got to stop hating our mullets.
i went to renew my learners permit and i have mad bed head.
—smaller hands |
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Saturday, December 9, 2006 at 12:36 AM high five to renewing learner's permits. i've had my permit for nearly a year. i don't thnk i'm ever going to get my license. ever. —lexieho |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 12:47 AM I think the girl in the second picture is way hotter than the one in the first picture. —greymatters |
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anobody |
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Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 12:49 AM I think it's time for another 72 hour hold for Grey. —anobody |
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MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 12:00 PM The god of the Israelites has abandoned us. All of the grass is dying because the subterranean water reserves are depleted. There will be no return to the olde glory days.
The curse we took unto our bloodlines when we murdered our fellow humans under the (divine) banner of ethnic puritanity is starting to glow, whitehot.
All is not yet lost. The mud people were not genocided absolute. Beautiful muds were brought into the fold and the mongrel, as ever, is the undergod of evolution. Salvation incarnate.
Pray pray pray.
I am alone forever
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 12:10 AM damn, that girl (blonde) is hotttt, majandra, if she fixed her hair, she could be like top 5 of all time. —Stryker311 |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 8:18 AM kee kee kee kee kee My wife left me today because (she said) I never allow sufficient time for vaginal tenting before commencement of deep thrusting.
She also said I was a mouse in the bedroom and a tiger in the kitchen. I have no idea what she's talking about. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 8:30 AM apparently striker is a mouse in the penis department and a tiger in the amount of shit he drops —AceRockollaisAce |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 8:17 PM that's keeley from phil of the future!
omg, you're right! I didn't even think that, but now that I look at it, I think it is. dang............ —Stryker311 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:02 AM I actually watched that show a couple times, and I can't honestly say I hated it. —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 7:53 AM I don't think I've ever seen a moment of it. The name always did catch my eye when I was flipping through the channel guide. —anobody |
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 6:45 PM
Edited Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 6:48 PM She's no longer daddy's little girl. 20!
 
Oh, by the way - they're real, and they're spectacular —MajandraFan |
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anobody |
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 10:08 PM Before the bloody nose. —anobody |
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anobody |
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 10:26 PM Nah. She just likes a little rough trade. They broke up because he wasn't into it, to which she responded by bloodying her own nose. —anobody |
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Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 7:31 PM Friend of yours? I always assume these are people Ben is going to kill before he kills himself. If he can't have them, nobody can. Ben always has a plan. —greymatters |
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Monday, December 25, 2006 at 9:17 PM It's a girl with big breasts.
Nothing more.
But if you turn it this way, it will show you your dreams. Do you want it? 
—MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 at 3:52 AM For the last time, laser, pluck or shave the Goddamn unibrow.
Trust me, you will go up a notch on the hotness scale and will see results.. —Round Eye |
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catloaf |
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Monday, January 1, 2007 at 12:29 AM Is that...Anna Popplewell? —catloaf |
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 at 6:39 AM  
 
[now just spice it up with some depressing poet diatribe]
okay! so the happiness today
it was reading, and the smell of chicken and rice
and i was wondering how i could cook for her
somehow i know it would be an awesome epoch, in the millisecond trauma measurement
screaming! scream! theoretically my throat is hoarse
now my eyes are glazed over like i've been swimming in chlorinated water for too long
i hate them all as I smile —MajandraFan |
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