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Monday, December 4, 2006 at 5:50 PM last friday my boy and i were talking. long story short i said that i still need to have drunken sex with him, to complete my teen experience. he said no. i'm kind of pissed because to me the epitome of being a teen is being able to have drunken sex. whatev. he said maybe to getting drunk with me again if we have "good" supplies, specifically not cheap wine, 40z and pabst. but that's my favorite ever. so we both decided to comprimise and get high instead. shrooms. say what. i'm really missing getting high which is rediculous becasue i haven't smoked in like a week and a half, then a month-ish before that. anyways he said that sex should be saved for special events not 40z binges. and i replied with jewish holidays? so i think i'm going to make him sex me on all of the jewish holidays. hanukah is pretty soon. that's eight days of boy fest. i know he's going to deny me. but whatev. it's worth a try. i feel like i've never had proper sex, and this seems like the perfect oppurtunity. speaking of perfect oppurtunities to sex it up. his 18th birthday and our six month anniversay are on the same day. lovefest. he's perfect all over town. he brought me a bucket [bouqet] yesterday. happy. mom hates him but whatev. he's been banned from my house/my mom's sight for the past two months. one of this days i'm going to seek my revenge and sex it all up in her bed. except that i won't becasue that's kind of gross. and my bed is better. goodtimes. teen love is the best. and by teen love i mean; lexie + derek forever. —lexieho |
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Monday, December 4, 2006 at 6:17 PM
Edited Monday, December 4, 2006 at 6:18 PM 
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Monday, December 4, 2006 at 6:18 PM go home. nobody likes you. —lexieho |
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Monday, December 4, 2006 at 6:29 PM Well I never fell into the stupid trap of blaming "the jews" for anything. Just because a few jews are high level globalists doesn't mean anything. Higher level globalists like the Rockefellers aren't even jewish. —striker |
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Monday, December 4, 2006 at 6:39 PM
Edited Monday, December 4, 2006 at 6:42 PM Thank you, Laith. I'd been wondering about the origin of "Jews did TLC," but kept forgetting to ask. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 at 10:18 AM more stories about your frustrated(?)sex life please. They are calming to me. —MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 at 11:17 AM he said that sex should be saved for special events sometimes i think both are boyfriends are hella gay. did i tell you that i got him to start saying hella? oh man, and last night i had to explain the slang "s'ing his d" and he was like "huh? sing deez?!" —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 at 3:35 PM
Edited Tuesday, December 5, 2006 at 3:42 PM ^ i would dump my boy if he didn't know what s'ing d's was. my boy is pretty gay. and i love it. keep it on the downlow but this has happened several times. person 1- "hey lexie got a boyfriend/"
awesomw me- "yes"
person 1- "who?'
awesome me- "derek"
person 1- " i thought he was gay"
person 2- "me too."
person3- "he s'ed my d once"
awesome me- *crying* —lexieho |
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 at 3:54 PM I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. Tell me what you'd do if your boy didn't know what s'ing d's was. —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006 at 6:19 PM sometimes i think both are boyfriends are hella gay This would not be at all surprising. Special occassions? What is he? A middle aged woman married woman?
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