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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:46 AM
Edited Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:57 AM I'm going to be gone for a few days. I want those of you I deputized to take care of the Loveline journal for me should anything come up. Be sure to ping it after you update. To stay on top of all things Loveline all you really need is Google Alerts. Sign up to get Comprehensive alerts for Loveline, Adam Carolla, Dr. Drew, etc and then post the fun stuff. NOTE: I think Full Meat would do this, but I get the feeling that he plots the demise of Google late at night while masturbating to C# books and getting RSS feed updates about it via Windows Live. Of course, I kid Full Meat, he's pretty cool the more you get to know him -- but I get the feeling I'm right about the MS fetish. If you want to look like Really Smart ZT then post what you read from the various cognitive science, psychology, and general science feeds I read that relate to Loveline topics. But you'll find people don't really care to talk about that shit and you'll slowly enter a deep existential depression. Hash probably has the firmest grasp of my dick ZT-humor on the forum. If you need help with it, I'm sure he can give you semen pointers. Whatever you do, don't attempt the delicate art of bumping old threads without his supervision. Get people to order you pizza (thanks again pookie!). REMEMBER, POSTING IN CAPS MAKES DUSTY A SAD PANDA -- BUT IT MAY BE YOUR ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST HAVING A LONG POLITICAL DISCUSSION WITH ANOBODY OR FEELING LIKE YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO STRIKER. Ohh... and don't talk to drake until he posts a detailed summary of the babapology Stern episodes. Google Bomb stuff, like Stryker. Study the Buddha Dharma, the googleplex presentations and the changes Kevin U made to the FAQ. But never forget you're an American in the middle of A Comedy Crisis. Be sure to ping TLC. The End. —ZT-In-Recovery |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:53 AM ZT, you left out the part where you told us where you're going and why you're going there. Are you going to take your girlfriend hiking and push her over the cliff and murder her? Because, if you are, we won't alert the authorities until after you kill her, we're your friends. —greymatters |
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Kevin U. |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 2:09 AM Really, if anyone besides ZT bumps an old thread it kind of pisses me off - somehow ZT is allowed to do it though. —Kevin U. |
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anobody |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 7:57 AM He's 'allowed' to do it in the same sense and for the same reason that Snoop is allowed to smoke weed everywhere. —anobody |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 5:13 PM ZT and Kevin are totally going to do it.
ZT didn't tell us where he's going, but, apparently, he's going to Ft. Collins...because ZT and Kevin are totally going to do it.
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ZT-In-Thought |
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Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 6:16 PM
Edited Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 6:17 PM No, seriously. I'll be posting here very infrequently from here on out. —ZT-In-Thought |
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lexieho |
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Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 7:07 PM ;'-(
mine's winking and crying. at the same time!!!!!
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catloaf |
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Friday, December 8, 2006 at 2:40 AM I'm getting carpel tunnel I totally feel your pain. Do you remember the first hand transplant done in the U.S. a few years back? The doctor I see for my carpal tunnel is one of the guys from that team. —catloaf |
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ZT-In-Thought |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 7:29 AM Is your IM on your myspace? You should give me some advice. I wish I had a pet monkey. —ZT-In-Thought |
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catloaf |
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Monday, December 11, 2006 at 11:03 AM
Edited Monday, December 11, 2006 at 11:14 AM I never use the IM on myspace, it never has worked quite right for me. If you use yahoo's IM, you can add me on there, it's catloaf2. I'm rarely on tho. Have you seen anyone for the carpal tunnel yet? At the very least, you should get a brace for your wrist/hand and wear it when you sleep or drive and more often if possible. edit: ps--copy & paste is the friend of the carpal tunnel syndrome sufferer. —catloaf |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 9:34 PM Is it carpal tunnel that makes it difficult to make a fist upon first waking? —Dusty TheHick |
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anobody |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 9:38 PM I think that's just the compulsive twilight jack fest. —anobody |
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John Lennon |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:39 PM "Is it carpal tunnel that makes it difficult to make a fist upon first waking?" No, it's the stumps. —John Lennon |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:25 AM Actually, I suspect that it's from sleeping with my forearm tucked under my ribs, and that weight being on the nerve all night, but still... —Dusty TheHick |
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MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 10:04 PM It's carpal tunnel that makes it difficult to fist. —MajandraFan |
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ZT-In-Thought |
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:18 AM SPEAKING OF WHICH, AFTER THE BRACES, MY HANDS ARE FEELING MUCH BETTER. —ZT-In-Thought |
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ZT Spice |
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 12:18 AM HAVE A DICK THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS 
—ZT Spice |
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plurry |
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 12:43 AM hey! your cock looks like my cock. —plurry |
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plurry |
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 1:02 AM TITS or newsletter! —plurry |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 2:42 PM We're not allowed to see tits without a warning, but we get to have that thrown at us? —Dusty TheHick |
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anobody |
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 4:03 PM I concur. Where are the forum gods when you need 'em? —anobody |
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anobody |
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 4:14 PM I always knew the forum gods were gay*. *Not that there's anything wrong with that. —anobody |
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plurry |
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 4:22 PM have you seen silent virgin's lap dogs? sv is either paris hilton or gay. —plurry |
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ZT Spice |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 10:15 AM Just a reminder that there is a picture of my dick in this thread. —ZT Spice |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 2:19 PM We're not allowed to see tits without a warning, but we get to have that thrown at us? —Dusty TheHick |
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anobody |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 2:36 PM I concur. Where are the forum gods when you need 'em?
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ZT Spice |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 4:22 PM The Forum Gods still love my cock. —ZT Spice |
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anobody |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 4:25 PM I always knew the forum gods are still and always were gay*. *Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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plurry |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 5:04 PM have you seen silent virgin's lap dogs? sv is either paris hilton or gay. —plurry |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 5:16 PM We're not allowed to see tits without a warning, but we get to have that thrown at us? —Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, July 27, 2007 at 11:10 PM I concur. Where are the forum gods when you need 'em?
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 8:20 AM You're gay*. *Not that there's anything wrong with that. —anobody |
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plurry |
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 3:24 PM have you seen silent virgin's lap dogs? sv is either paris hilton or gay. —plurry |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 4:19 PM We don't get to have tits thrown at us without warning, but we get to have that thrown at tits? —Dusty TheHick |
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anobody |
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 6:52 PM I concur. Where are the forum gods when you need 'em?
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ZT Spice |
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 6:53 PM The Forum Gods are One with My Cock. —ZT Spice |
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anobody |
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 7:06 PM I always knew the forum gods were gay and loved the cock so much they actually became it*. *Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 10:03 PM I don't think that's ZT's cock. I will need a full body shot with your face, today's newspaper, TLC etched in your pubes with a razor blade and a dime for scale. Anything less and you're a faker. —greymatters |
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lexieho |
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 11:28 PM TLC etched in your pubes with a razor blade
i'm going to do it. i can't wait until derek comes home, he'll love it.
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catloaf |
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Sunday, July 29, 2007 at 12:19 AM pics plz
Oh, wait, how old are you?
And, uh, I meant that in a totally not gay way.
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lexieho |
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Sunday, July 29, 2007 at 1:05 AM ^ it's ok. i haven't grown pubes yet anyways : ( —lexieho |
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ZT Spice |
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Monday, July 30, 2007 at 11:11 PM Go out to see Rescue Dawn with a girl named Briana, fall in love with her at first sight. Nervously ponder what your next move is. Beat off anyway. —ZT Spice |
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 6:08 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 6:09 AM 
i'd rather just see rescuers down under with a girl named bianca.
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ZT Spice |
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Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 3:43 PM WAAAA! AFTER TWO DATES WITH BRIANA SHE DOESN'T THINK WE'RE COMPATIBLE. WAAAH! Ohh well. She can't reject who I am. I'm clever, I'm funny, I'm smart, I'm educated, and I'm creative. —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 4:01 PM I think maybe she was intimidated by how awesome you are. —pookie |
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Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 4:14 PM
Edited Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 4:17 PM I'm clever, I'm funny, I'm smart, I'm educated, and I'm creative. ..and doggone it, people like me! edit: zt, please beseech anyone you date to post here. i want to study them.. and possibly bang them also. —plurry |
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ZT Spice |
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Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 6:35 PM
Edited Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 6:36 PM I think maybe she was intimidated by how awesome you are. —pookie Yeah, she was my third date last weekend out of six girls who responded to me, and easily the "best" of the six, in terms of how on the level I felt with her. It was easy to get carried away with all of that. ..and doggone it, people like me! —plurry Damn skippy. edit: zt, please beseech anyone you date to post here. i want to study them.. and possibly bang them also. —plurry This particular girl was about 5'8, maybe 5'9. 28 years old. I'm guessing about 120 pounds. Probably a B-cup. Long blond hair (no bangs). Had a degree in marketing from CSU. Worked in supply chain management for a well-know corporation. Was originally from the San Francisco bay area. Smiled a lot. Had a great sense of humor. Was very active and exercised quite a bit. Loved good food and loved to cook. Had a very nice car, but rode her bike to work most days. Used to be an RA.
... Anyway, this is also a good time to reflect on the "eight vicissitudes" the Buddha taught: pleasure and pain, gain and loss, praise and blame, fame and disrepute.
In our culture, we're routinely encouraged to aspire to lives of unchanging pleasure, gain, praise, and fame. One consequence of this expectation is that we come to believe we're necessarily at fault when we experience pain, loss, blame and disrepute. The power of the Buddha's teaching on this subject is that it releases us from unrealistic expectations about what our lives should be, and reminds us that painful and unpleasant experiences are also natural in life.Practice recognizing the eight vicissitudes. When someone pays you a gratifying compliment, or you're blamed for something, remember that conditions always change. This places the experience in a larger perspective that defuses tendencies to grasp, reject, or space out. - http://www.sadhanayogahudson.com/balance.html —ZT Spice |
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Sunday, August 5, 2007 at 10:59 PM I think that's the first time ive ever seen ZT —Lefty |
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ZT Spice |
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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 2:09 AM Other than insomnia and uncertainty, I'm okay. Thank you for asking. —ZT Spice |
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Dark Laith |
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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 9:16 AM Your hair is different from your Myspace pic, or at least the one that I remember being on there. I haven't checked any myspace stuff for a while. —Dark Laith |
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ZT Spice |
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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 9:35 AM My hair is about the same length it was on the pic I have on myspace, except in this picture I wasn't drunk at a party with my hair tied on the top of my head. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 10:43 AM Insomnia, I understand; but UNCERTAINTY? You best not be talking about being uncertain about yourself. You ain't got nuthin to be uncertain about, baby. You got the goods and everyone knows it. That doesn't mean you'll be romantically compatible with everyone, but romantic compatibility should not be a gauge of self-worth. Before I started dating my husband, I dated several other guys who were awesome. Intelligent, good-looking, funny, all the good stuff. I'm still friends with these guys, but as much as I love them, I didn't have romantic feelings toward them. Chemistry is a mysterious thing. There is no rhyme or reason as to what makes me get butterflies everytime he walks in the room, but it's not something you can list on paper. All the other guys were great on paper, but there were no butterflies. It's visceral and it cannot be fought. It comes to everyone eventually if you're willing to be wait for the right one. But while you're waiting, there's no rule that you can't enjoy a wrong one here and there. That can be fun too. Just don't go around with silly feelings of self-doubt just because it didn't go as you would have liked with a girl. Maybe she's the type that is only attracted to the wrong guy that's going to make her miserable and you weren't chaotic and screwed up enough for her. That's actually a good thing. :) —pookie |
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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 11:34 AM "Just don't go around with silly feelings of self-doubt just because it didn't go as you would have liked with a girl. Maybe she's the type that is only attracted to the wrong guy that's going to make her miserable and you weren't chaotic and screwed up enough for her. That's actually a good thing. :)" I agree wholeheartedly. And don't try to turn yourself into a messed up person just to attract a girl, either.
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Monday, August 6, 2007 at 1:04 PM Insomnia, I understand; but UNCERTAINTY? —pookie Uncertain, but not in the sense you're thinking -- though that is great advice and worth hearing many times over. —ZT Spice |
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Friday, March 7, 2008 at 7:23 AM ZT, is that really your cock? —whoisnumbaone If Dusty has sometime tonight, I imagine you'll be licking it soon. —ZT Spice |
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Friday, March 7, 2008 at 4:50 PM Nah...
A)Too easy, and
2)I can't host it on my photobucket, because of their flershugginer TOS (and fuck imageshack). —Dusty TheHick |
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ZT Spice |
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 9:46 PM I don't have enough energy to alpha this forum anymore. Don't be JHFs/JHLs in my absence. —ZT Spice |
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