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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:20 AM I'm looking for a serious zefriend. Applications here please. Headshot and talk yourself up a bit. Will want lots of metaphysical philosophizzzzing.
Heavy petting a must. —MajandraFan |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:24 AM I'm not from New Zealand, so I guess I'm out on this one. —greymatters |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 9:44 AM when i was in my mother's tummick the doctor thought i was supposed to be a boy. but obviously when i came out i wasn't. hence the whole alexander/alexandra thing. good times.
the doctors also thought my brother might be retarted. but that's far from true. i'll tell you the retarted brother story sometime.
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anobody |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:01 PM i'll tell you the retarted brother story sometime OK. ... How about now?
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:26 PM lexie wtf you can't just leave us hanging like that! let's all chant RETARDED BROTHER! RETARDED BROTHER! —mandeemoo22 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 5:39 PM
Edited Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 5:40 PM "There was a girl named Trudy...She was retarded, Sam. Her IQ was lower than Jimmy's. Kids in the neighborhood used to tease her. Kids can be cruel. They'd call her names, like "Dummy" and "Monkeyface," and I hated it. I used to get in fights all the time over this, Sam...but that's what big brothers are for. My mother couldn't handle it. That's probably why she ran off with the stupid encyclopedia salesman. My dad tried to keep us all together. He was, y'know, he was a construction worker; he moved from job to job, and, when it took him to the Middle-East, I wound up in an orphanage, and she wound up in an institution. When I was old enough, I went back there for her...but it was too late. She was gone, Sam. Pneumonia, they said. How does a sixteen-year-old girl die of Pneumonia in 1953, Sam? We're not gonna lose Jimmy! Right?...Right." —Dusty TheHick |
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lexieho |
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 6:21 PM retared brother. the story isn't even all that great.\
it was a dark and stormy night,
mom got into a car crash way back in the day. and she went to the hospital to get checked out and they x- rayed her and mri-ed her and all that. and instead of finding any broken bones, the doctor found a baby [my brother] the doctors did'nt know if the baby would be affected by the x-rays and stuff. she was actually given the option of aborting it by the doctor. she obviously didn't and so when he was born they didn't know if he was retarted or not, and they had to wait until he was three months old to know for sure. that retarted baby is now studying toxicology and political science at western. the end
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 7:09 PM And the moral of that story is don't get an abortion just because you think the baby might be retarded because it might not be and then you would look like a fool. Like a fool! —mandeemoo22 |
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MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 at 2:03 AM pix plz. i want to ejaculate whilst looking at his neurotic face —MajandraFan |
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ZT-In-Thought |
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Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 11:36 PM MF - I say this in all seriousness, you and this guy (link below) could (and should) take over the lower hemisphere together.
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