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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 4:38 PM A new-born child has no teeth." "A goose has no teeth." "A rose has no teeth." This last at
any rate one would like to say is obviously true! It is even surer than that a goose has none.
And yet it is none so clear. For where should a rose's teeth have been? The goose has none in its
jaw. And neither, of course, has it any in its wings; but no one means that when he says it has no
teeth. Why, suppose one were to say: the cow chews its food and then dungs the rose with it, so
the rose has teeth in the mouth of a beast. This would not be absurd, because one has no notion in
advance where to look for teeth in a rose. [ps. striker sucks] —Robots Rule |
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 4:39 PM
Edited Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 4:43 PM Thanks 4 the shout out. It was so nice and warm today (70°) that I went outside and played basketball. I love my brand new sub compact M11 9mm
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 6:09 PM lamp. Dee dee dee - I didn't get that the first time I saw this thread.
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 9:26 PM >>I didn't get that the first time I saw this thread. Me either. I thought it was some permutation of "bump." —chix0r |
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greymatters |
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 10:38 PM Nathaniel works in mysterious ways, into Tiffany's vagina. —greymatters |
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anobody |
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 11:36 PM I'm still not sure I get it. Think Steve Carell in Anchorman.
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 11:42 PM It's like I don't even know you and have never met you, and never spent time at your house, and never left a skid mark on your sheets, man. —anobody |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 6:50 PM Fortunately Zona just doesn't care. —anobody |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 7:00 PM Dusty is having sex with anobody's dog now? This is weirder than Mike and Liz. —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 7:04 PM So, you went all the way to Arizona for toilet paper? I guess if that's what makes you happy... —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 7:11 PM This reminds me of the Man Show bit where Adam used the cat to wipe. Good times. —drakeguy19 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 7:12 PM
Edited Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 7:13 PM No Mandee - he didn't come here. Zona and I stayed at his house crappy apartment. Then why does she keep hounding me for ANOTHER one? She's just an attention whore. Pet her, kick her in the ribs, fart in her general direction, skidmark her, it's all the same. —anobody |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 8:46 PM So, you went all the way to Arizona for toilet paper? I guess if that's what makes you happy... —mandeemoo22
So? YOU went all the way to Massachusetts to meet other Jewish kids, when Pikesville was like ten minutes away from you.
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 9:13 PM I don't believe that's why I went there. Even if that was the reason, I would want to meet new jews anyway because my mom already knows all of the ones in pikesville. —mandeemoo22 |
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anobody |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 9:14 PM Wow we have something in common! I already know all 7 of them in Arizona. —anobody |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 9:28 PM I would want to meet new jews anyway because my mom already knows all of the ones in pikesville.
Of COURSE she does! ALL Jews know each other. lol bigotry
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 9:34 PM Mandee - if I stop annoying you, can I have some of the Jew gold you keep in that bag around your neck? 
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 9:59 PM Pretty sure I've seen that pic of the mac10 on a ton of sites —Darkfloyd |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 10:27 PM Well if you're gonna be that way, I don't want it any more. —anobody |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 10:49 PM here's my question: why is Dusty TheHick a moderator on the gun forum that striker got that picture from? go to MAC Pictures, second thread. —foob2011 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 11:23 PM I've noticed that too, when I've googled "Dusty TheHick" (don't ask why I've done that). I was taken aback for a moment, then figured someone, who knows me from here (hence the accurate absence of a space between "The" and "Hick" which Lexie and plurry love so much) decided to use the name out of either spite or a creepy obsession. *scratches head* Now, who EVER could THAT be? —Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:20 PM hot, borderline, drug addicted girls —plurry |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:23 PM if plurry and i were to mate, we would produce; hot, borderline, drug addicted girls. CONFIRM/DENY. —lexieho |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:24 PM You guys, do it. It'll be so fun. —jezebel |
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plurry |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:28 PM are you with msnbc? am i on camera? —plurry |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:31 PM Totally. Just do it, come one, it's your one chance at awesomeness. Come on you guys...you're making history here. —jezebel |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:32 PM
Edited Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:32 PM < twelve year old > hold on, plurry! i'll be right down, i just have to change out of these clothes. i made some cookies! help yourself! you brought the peach schnapps, right? yay! < / twelve year old > —lexieho |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:34 PM plurry is a child molestor? Oh, Lawdy, you are my ex after all. —jezebel |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:35 PM i brought wine and condoms! ribbed, for your pleasure!!! —plurry |
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Friday, January 26, 2007 at 11:39 PM condoms? i don't like how they feel, and they make me lose my difficult on, do we have to use them? don't you trust me? i love you, i won't let anything bad happen. —lexieho |
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plurry |
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 12:03 AM i am totally not going to comment on that. —plurry |
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 5:40 AM *reaches for the rape eyedrops* —catloaf |
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 10:22 AM Ocular rape: the third leading cause of blindness in the US. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 10:31 AM that's funny because; Chlamydia infection of the eye is the most common cause of preventable blindness in the world. Blindness occurs as a complication of trachoma (chlamydia conjunctivitis). —lexieho |
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plurry |
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 11:40 AM next time a girl asks me for ocular, i'm gonna just say no.
too damn risky. i'm sticking to oral.
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 11:44 AM I don't care what the risk is - there's just nothing as good as when she starts getting into it and blinks harder. —anobody |
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 7:37 PM plurry, no matter what happens, you know I'm there for you. If Lexington gets pregnant, I will get my baseball bat ready. —greymatters |
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