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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 12:44 PM Please use this thread as a general repository for TortillaFactory/Mikeyfish fuck information. Please disregard all previous threads that might contain this information. This thread will now replace those threads.
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 12:47 PM Questions to be answered after the weekend: 1. How many times? (we may want to define a complete “time”) 2. Total number of different positions? 3. Places said acts were done in? Shower, bed, floor, counter, Pike Place Market, etc. 4. Were pictures taken? If so, they will need to be provided to the board, for documentation purposes.
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 1:23 PM I took business math (calculus) then the "hard" statistics (for psychology) in college. It's fun. You'll like it ABM, if it's anything like what I took. Aced them all, even though I've got a math phobia from hell, and really have to use a calculator for everything, because of it. —Masteel |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 2:35 PM Is that the bed where all the magic happened? I still miss Laith. You guys are so white. I wanted to see good pictures of you guys like riding a rollercoaster or dancing or something. Mike's head is bigger in this picture than it was in the "cute picture". —mandeemoo22 |
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TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 2:46 PM Is that the bed where all the magic happened? If by "magic" you mean "fucking," then yes. Yes it is. I still miss Laith. You've never met Laith. You guys are so white. You're so Jewish. I wanted to see good pictures of you guys like riding a rollercoaster or dancing or something. If by "riding a rollercoaster" you mean "fucking," then no. No you won't. Mike's head is bigger in this picture than it was in the "cute picture". lol head —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 2:58 PM When I said riding a rollercoaster, that's exactly what I meant. I don't do metaphors. —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 3:50 PM ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's just fucking NASTY....
and I thought I was the attention whore.
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plurry |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 4:15 PM i'm extremely happy for tiffany and mr. fish.
love is in the air. love smells like sweat and semen, btw. —plurry |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 4:44 PM both, obviously. —plurry |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 5:43 PM
Edited Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 5:51 PM 1. Nathaniel was not a virgin? So, was this Nathaniel's first virgin? 2. Did Nathaniel do that move in The Dreamers where he sticks his fingers into Tiffany's vag blood and smears it on Tiffany's face and starts making out with Tiffany? 3. Is Tiffany an only child? Because, if she had a brother, and he was watching in the corner naked, that would have made all of this more hot. 4. Did Nathaniel do that move where he wipes his semen covered penis on the curtains? 5. Does Nathaniel and Tiffany love each other? Have you said it to each other? 6. Are Nathaniel and Tiffany officially boyfriend and girlfriend? 7. Do Nathaniel and Tiffany plan to date long-distance and stay faithful to each other? 8. Did it hurt, Tiffany? 9. Was it tight, Nathaniel? 10. Nathaniel, did you also fuck Kelly? 11. Did Tiffany perform oral sex on Nathaniel while Nathaniel was watching football on Sunday? 12. Did Tiffany or Nathaniel make a lot of noise while having sex? 13. Did Tiffany or Nathaniel talk dirty to each other? 14. Did Nathaniel do that move from American Psycho where he's doing Tiffany doggystyle and he looks into the mirror and flexes his bicep? 15. Did either Tiffany or Nathaniel bring a towel? 16. Did Nathaniel and Tiffany eat pizza this weekend? 17. Why didn't Nathaniel or Tiffany invite ZT to eat pizza with them? Why? 18. Did Nathaniel meet Tiffany's mom and/or her friends? Did Tiffany tell them she met Nathaniel on the internet or did she explain to people that Nathaniel is an "old friend?" 19. Did Tiffany refer to Nathaniel as Nathaniel at anytime during the weekend? Did Nathaniel ever refer to Tiffany as Tiffany during this weekend? 20. Does Tiffany want to marry Nathaniel? 21. Did Nathaniel and Tiffany get into any rough trade while having the sex? 22. Did Nathaniel and Tiffany have rough sex while playing NIN's "Closer?" —greymatters |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 5:49 PM 11. Did Tiffany perform oral sex on Nathaniel while Nathaniel was watching football on Sunday? it was LOTR III... duhhh —Robots Rule |
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TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 6:06 PM 1. Nathaniel was not a virgin? So, was this Nathaniel's first virgin? No, and sort of. 2. Did Nathaniel do that move in The Dreamers where he sticks his fingers into Tiffany's vag blood and smears it on Tiffany's face and starts making out with Tiffany? No. 3. Is Tiffany an only child? Because, if she had a brother, and he was watching in the corner naked, that would have made all of this more hot. Yes, unfortunately. 4. Did Nathaniel do that move where he wipes his semen covered penis on the curtains? They're really more drapes. 5. Do Nathaniel and Tiffany love each other? Have you said it to each other? Yes, and yes. 6. Are Nathaniel and Tiffany officially boyfriend and girlfriend? Yes. 7. Do Nathaniel and Tiffany plan to date long-distance and stay faithful to each other? Yes. 8. Did it hurt, Tiffany? At first. 9. Was it tight, Nathaniel? At first. 10. Nathaniel, did you also fuck Kelly? Just oral. 11. Did Tiffany perform oral sex on Nathaniel while Nathaniel was watching football on Sunday? That remains to be seen. 12. Did Tiffany or Nathaniel make a lot of noise while having sex? Tiffany got a lil bit boisterous. 13. Did Tiffany or Nathaniel talk dirty to each other? Lil' bit! 14. Did Nathaniel do that move from American Psycho where he's doing Tiffany doggystyle and he looks into the mirror and flexes his bicep? "I did, like, a 'fuck yeah!' arm pump." - Mike 15. Did either Tiffany or Nathaniel bring a towel? They were provided by the hotel. 16. Did Nathaniel and Tiffany eat pizza this weekend? Yes, twice. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. lol head 17. Why didn't Nathaniel or Tiffany invite ZT to eat pizza with them? Why? We tried; the line was busy. 18. Did Nathaniel meet Tiffany's mom and/or her friends? Did Tiffany tell them she met Nathaniel on the internet or did she explain to people that Nathaniel is an "old friend?" No; my mom thinks I'm at my house and my housemates think I'm with friends. lol deception 19. Did Tiffany refer to Nathaniel as Nathaniel at anytime during the weekend? Did Nathaniel ever refer to Tiffany as Tiffany during this weekend? Only in the context of TLC. 20. Does Tiffany want to marry Nathaniel? Yes. 21. Did Nathaniel and Tiffany get into any rough trade while having the sex? We dabbled. 22. Did Nathaniel and Tiffany have rough sex while playing NIN's "Closer?" Not yet. The night is young. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 6:29 PM 7. Do Nathaniel and Tiffany plan to date long-distance and stay faithful to each other? Not for long. Not for long. Watch out for my powers of seduction. And I already have a plan for any possible TLC meetings. I'm going to tell my friends that we know eachother from work. I'm clever, what can I say? PS Liz, they loved my sketch (as they always do) and when I walked into the meeting room, the hot guy totally hugged me and I was like omg boyz. —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 7:23 PM
Edited Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 7:23 PM I don't like this idea of TLC members dating each other. Pretty soon we can't even talk to each other because we all belong to someone. So I guess I'll just have to delete mikeyfish from my myspace friend, since he's dating TF. Im not even going to TPAM him either.... so sad...
oh and guys (sriker, plurry, hash...etc) don't even try to hit on TF, she has a man and doesn't need you.
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 7:51 PM 14. Did Nathaniel do that move from American Psycho where he's doing Tiffany doggystyle and he looks into the mirror and flexes his bicep? NWS & disgusting —foob2011 |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 8:12 PM Good Christ, foob / striker. —anobody |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 9:04 PM
Edited Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 9:05 PM 23. Did he put his thumb in her ass? Girls like that. Plurry deleted me from his myspace friends list! —adams_babymomma Karma's a bitch. —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 9:10 PM oh and guys (sriker, plurry, hash...etc) don't even try to hit on TF, she has a man and doesn't need you. Why in the hell did you include me on this list. —hash-is-gay |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 9:41 PM In defense of foob, he was trying to post this pic:  but he hotlinked and that's why those disgusting pics showed up. I personally would have gone with this:  —greymatters |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 11:51 PM Those pictures look like something I'd see on Cold Case Files or American Justice. Be careful you two (especially TF). My guess? You're out by Sea-Tac. Don't answer the door if someone knocks. —bguirk |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:44 AM
Edited Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:47 AM So you guys just meet in hotels and fuck? nice I read the book American Psycho but I haven't seen the movie. Is it good? —miyagi-sama |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 7:14 PM I thought it was decent (though I didn't ruin it by doing a punk-assed thing like reading the book first). —anobody |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 7:18 PM This is the third time I've said this on the forum. I didn't like it very much after I had just seen it; apparently the book explains the main idea much better. They leave a lot of cool things that happened in the book out of the movie. It seems like the type of movie where it's better in retrospect, when you can go "hey, remember that scene when..that was awesome!" I haven't read the book. —chix0r |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 7:23 PM Hey, remember that scene in Terminator 2 where the Terminator has to self-destruct, but he can't do it, and he has to get Edward Furlong to lower him into the vat of molten steel, and Edward starts crying? That was AWESOME! —drakeguy19 |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 7:49 PM edward furlong is such a hottie, but not really, only in certain movies —Robots Rule |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:04 PM
Edited Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:05 PM nevermind I was thinking of this kid. 
but wasn't he semi-hot in american history x, i don't remember —Robots Rule |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:20 PM Why is Liz's hand balled into a fist in the second picture? It looks like she's going to punch Mikey right in the side. —drakeguy19 |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:31 PM It looks like she's holding onto his shirt. You haven't had a lot of experience with making out, have you? —chix0r |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:43 PM My boyfriend wants me to pull his hair a little, but I don't. —chix0r |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:44 PM You need to pull his hair and call him a bitch. —bguirk |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:44 PM i don't know if he wants me to, but i do. he doesn't seem to mind. —Robots Rule |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:44 PM
Edited Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:45 PM Both Norton and Furlong were hot in American History X. Obviously Norton was more, but more so only while he was a white supremacist. Dusty doesn't have hair for you to pull. —mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:45 PM I should point out that I do grab his hair a lot. I just don't pull it. —chix0r |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:51 PM who actually pulls hair. grabbing is so much more satisfying —Robots Rule |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:54 PM hair pulling is pretty much the go to move in the playbook when you're in doggy. It's right up there with the gratuitous ass slap. —bguirk |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:57 PM
Edited Monday, November 6, 2006 at 8:58 PM ^ what about the mirror arm pump, or the high five to your partner when tag-teaming a bitch? —Robots Rule |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 9:02 PM ^ what about the mirror arm pump, or the high five to your partner when tag-teaming a bitch? —Robots Rule That's out of the wrong kind of threesome handbook. I haven't had to read that one yet. —bguirk |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 9:04 PM
Edited Monday, November 6, 2006 at 9:05 PM it's embarrassing reading those Kama sutra books at Barnes and noble.. i went there once with seaman, and he went straight to that section and put his arms around me... —adams_babymomma |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 9:06 PM seaman I think you spelled that wrong. All of the sudden I'm the dirty old man of the forum. —bguirk |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 9:44 PM Lurk moar - she spelled it exactly as she wanted to.
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 10:18 PM Come on Mikey! You know seaman. He's that guy spindly guy she was dating who tried to be a player. —anobody |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 10:23 PM You haven't had a lot of experience with making out, have you? —chix0r
LURK MOAR!
Dusty doesn't have hair for you to pull. —mandeemoo22
That's because she pulled it too HARD last time.
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 10:25 PM Lurk moar - she spelled it exactly as she wanted to.
—anobody
I think he was trying to make a joke there. Way to ruin it. —HocusPocus |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 10:26 PM jesus christ, thank you grey for clearing that up. apparently i suck at html. that was the most disgusting picture ive ever seen. although, if you look closely, you can see a couple of the guy's teeth. To TF and MF: I want a picture of dick in vagina. pix or lies. —foob2011 |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 10:35 PM You remember how a couple people confused Had To Get It On and ItHadToBeJew? This is seven times worse. —Mikeyfish-In-TF |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 10:36 PM I agree, but that doesn't change the accuracy of my previous statement. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 2:21 AM
Edited Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 2:22 AM I've been away for a little while and I come back to find buttsex has been happening
on the board during my absence, oh how I missed the juice. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 9:46 AM I've been away for a little while and I come back to find buttsex has been happening Who said anything about buttsex? .......... I know nothing. I saw nothing! I deny everything! —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 6:14 PM
did he get poopie on his wee wee?
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 2:53 PM Since Liz handled greys, I'll do Masteels. 1. How many times? (we may want to define a complete “time”) Ok, there were 7 orgasms on my part, two on hers. Had sex five times, oral on me three times, oral on her twice. 2. Total number of different positions? Actual sex? 3 3. Places said acts were done in? Shower, bed, floor, counter, Pike Place Market, etc. Bed and floor. 4. Were pictures taken? If so, they will need to be provided to the board, for documentation purposes. No pictures! —Mikeyfish-In-TF |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 2:57 PM So, there was a time when Mike did not have an orgasm. What happened there? —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:07 PM Why did Liz only get oral twice and Mike got it three times? —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:22 PM does no one else have a problem with this whole TF/mikey thing. it's disturbing. it would be fine if it were anyone else, just not you two, together. ewwww.. —Robots Rule |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:27 PM I don't have a problem with those two people specifically. It's the whole internet thing that's weird. —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:29 PM
Edited Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:29 PM Both of you can bite me. EDIT: Not you, Mandee. You don't have to bite. Just a lil nibble. —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:30 PM my baby's all grown up......and getting hotel rooms with boys from the internet. —Robots Rule |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:31 PM
Edited Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:32 PM It IS weird. It always will be. Lexie insulted you both specifically. I insulted all of the Jesses and Steves and Lizes and Brets and Dustys and anobodys of the world! EDIT: Nevermind then. —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:33 PM Oh yeah, well... well.... Robots, you're dating the worlds tallest midget. Oh yeah. I just went there. —Mikeyfish-In-TF |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:33 PM
Edited Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:34 PM
I never meant to insult either of you.
—Robots Rule ewwww.. —Robots Rule ORLY? —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:36 PM it's because she considers everyone at tlc her family. so you and mike banging is like her big brother and big sister banging. eeeeeewww —smaller hands |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:37 PM I love ewwwwww.... — | |
