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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 12:26 AM just gave TF a shout out, she's too much of a whore to post a thread about it —Lefty |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 2:14 PM SHE'S BUSY GETTING FUCKED. SPEAKING OF NOT GETTING FUCKED, WHENEVER MY GIRLFRIEND GETS A NEW VIDEO GAME, IT AS AN ENORMOUS EFFECT ON HER LIBIDO. IF LIVEJOURNAL WASN'T DOWN, YOU COULD ALL LISTEN TO IT. "LiveJournal is currently unavailable due to a power loss event in our data center. We've been working around the clock to restore all services and will continue to do so until full availability is restored. For more information: http://status.livejournal.org" Thank you for your patience."
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 2:17 PM WHENEVER MY GIRLFRIEND GETS A NEW VIDEO GAME, IT AS AN ENORMOUS EFFECT ON HER LIBIDO. In the plus or minus column? —greymatters |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 2:32 PM minus. :( Oh. I was hoping, for your sake, that she'd win a round of Unreal Tournament and start fucking you like a jackrabbit in celebration. Your girlfriend is a loser, you should cheat on her with a guy she plays video games with, to teach her a lesson. —greymatters |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:20 PM Oh. I was hoping, for your sake, that she'd win a round of Unreal Tournament and start fucking you like a jackrabbit in celebration. Your girlfriend is a loser, you should cheat on her with a guy she plays video games with, to teach her a lesson. —greymatters It's all final fantasy. —Elvis-In-ZT |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:25 PM Final Fantasy takes forever. Where's ZT time in her life? —greymatters |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:26 PM Tell her your thumb has a "final fantasy" that involves her ass. Girls like that. —Dusty TheHick |
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Elvis-In-ZT |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:31 PM Final Fantasy takes forever. Where's ZT time in her life? —greymatters I don't know. :( —Elvis-In-ZT |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:36 PM I don't know. :( She better be hot or all of this is for nothing.
Here's the shoutout.
Why do all the boys on this message board sound like their balls haven't dropped yet? —greymatters |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:39 PM Why do all the boys on this message board sound like their balls haven't dropped yet? Mike doesn't, he's got a pleasing baritone. He does a great Kiefer Sutherland. Thank you for the shout out, Zeet, I'm sorry I didn't start a thread. I've been....well, busy getting fucked. True story. —TortillaFactory |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:40 PM Nathaniel and Tiffany totally did it.... ...and are now fucking SICK of each other. —Dusty TheHick |
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TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:41 PM Nathaniel and Tiffany totally did it.... Confirm. ...and are now fucking SICK of each other. Deny. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:43 PM So they seem less threatening to the chickie-pies. Duh. I think 73% of the males who post on this message board are capable of rape.
Mike doesn't, he's got a pleasing baritone. He does a great Kiefer Sutherland.
Nathaniel is obviously fighting terrorism in your orifice. —greymatters |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:43 PM
Edited Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:44 PM I think 73% of the males who post on this message board are capable of rape.
Hence my use of the word "seem," as opposed to "are."
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TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:44 PM Nathaniel is obviously fighting terrorism in your orifice. He did wonder WHO IT WAS WORKING FOR. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 4:46 PM He did wonder WHO IT WAS WORKING FOR. Did you shave down or was it like a hairy monster? —greymatters |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 5:35 PM >>I've been....well, busy getting fucked. I'm going to pull an ABM and ask: what positions have you done, and which did you like best? —chix0r |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 5:54 PM Leapfrog
Stopperage
T-Square
Reverse Sam Peckinpah (Confession time: This is Nathaniel.) —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 11:06 PM I photoshopped the faces on the graphics for realism, then realized the amorous couple might not be pleased with that, even though the photos are so small, it’s not even recognizable. So, I compromised, and blacked them out.
Leapfrog
• The woman kneels on the bed with legs spread wide falling forwards as the man enters her from behind
• The man can then caress her back and control the depth of thrust
STOPPERAGE:
FIRST MANNER--Et asemeud (the stopperage). Place the woman on her back, with a cushion under her buttocks, then get between her legs, resting the points of your feet against the ground; bend her two thighs against her chest as far as you can; place your hands under her arms so as to enfold her or cramp her shoulders. Then introduce your member, and at the moment of ejaculation draw her towards you. This position is painful for the woman, for her thighs being bent upwards and her buttocks raised by the cushion, the walls of her vagina tighten, and the uterus tending forward there is not much room for movement, and scarcely space enough for the intruder; consequently the latter enters with difficulty and strikes against the uterus. This position should therefore not be adopted, unless the man's member is short or soft. (Well, that's rude.) The stopperage is a sex position. The woman lies on her back with a cushion beneath her buttocks, and the man kneels or lies on top of her while pressing her thighs against her chest. The vagina will be tighter and the cervix will be pushed forward, so the penis presses against the cervix when thrusting. No Picture found
T-square position – receiving partner on back with knees up and legs apart, penetrating partner lies on side perpendicular to receiver, with penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs. Good during pregnancy. Partners also have good access with hands to genitals. Good for long sessions of intercourse.
Reverse Sam Peckinpah?
Reverse Cowgirl
The man lies on his back, the woman sits on top of him facing away, with his legs between her legs, and with her groin aligned over his for penetration. 
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Saturday, November 4, 2006 at 11:27 PM I hope he made sure to tell her "Don't LOOK at me". —drakeguy19 |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 2:00 PM
Edited Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 2:01 PM phonesecks? also, good work, masteel! i lol'd. —plurry |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 7:56 PM damn, i get no drunk dialling luv from you mandee i'm going to have to rough you up till you start behaving yourself what does that mean —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 8:16 PM Dude, YOU have to call ME. I can't call you. I've tried and my phone won't let me. —mandeemoo22 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 8:23 PM This thread needs only ONE more thing:
ABM: How 'bout you write one of your vulgar, filthy raps for us?
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 8:26 PM how about lefty posts that garotte gif? fuck you lefty you nigger!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —MajandraFan |
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ZT Spice |
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 8:30 PM Tiffany is such a bitch, I love her. —ZT Spice |
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TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 8:33 PM This is possibly the worst example of me being a bitch you could possibly find. Try harder! —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 8:39 PM Say that again while mikeyfish is cumming on my face. —ZT Spice |
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