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Thursday, November 2, 2006 at 10:41 PM post your hot hot squishy narratives here no pix thnks —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 7:05 PM MajandraFan is obviously disappointed in the effort the others have put into this thread. MajandraFan took his pants off, got the lotion ready and was in full jack-mode, just for this thread. But no, everyone let him down again. MajandraFan will now masturbate to Japanese schoolgirl porn. MajandraFan wishes all of us a horrific death with as much pain as possible. —greymatters |
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Robots Rule |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 9:36 PM QUESTION: can boys really just masturbate to pictures of girls on a forum, it seems like it would take much more. maybe it's just because I'm a girl, but I would need a stable/lasting relationship, an article of his clothing, a lock of hair, a shrine, and some candles/kenny g playing in the background. —Robots Rule |
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Sunday, November 5, 2006 at 9:39 PM i masturbate to the fact that i am your myspace quote not really, but i could, if i really wanted to —MajandraFan |
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Monday, November 6, 2006 at 6:41 PM QUESTION: can boys really just masturbate to pictures of girls on a forum, it seems like it would take much more. maybe it's just because I'm a girl, but I would need a stable/lasting relationship, an article of his clothing, a lock of hair, a shrine, and some candles/kenny g playing in the background. You really don't understand guys very well, do ya?
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 1:53 PM i can't really masturbate to porn. i have to make the images up in my head just like reading. hawt —smaller hands |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 1:58 PM
Edited Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 2:01 PM ^ i never knew. ps. i'm typing with a finger puppet. it's a blue monster —Robots Rule |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 3:33 PM ZT is typing with a blue monster, too...but his is NOT a finger puppet. —Dusty TheHick |
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Robots Rule |
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 4:09 PM speaking of the gutter.
i just had a day-dream about one day, when i post a picture of my penis on some forum, someone will comment with "tl;dr"
it would make my life. —Robots Rule |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:04 PM That's not funny. I know you people think it's all bold and shocking to joke about old Asian women, but it's really not. It's just inappropriate. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:07 PM I wasn't joking, but Nathaniel was, let's rape him. —greymatters |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:12 PM Mandee, there's no other choice, Nathaniel now has to rape you for your indiscretion. —greymatters |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Edited Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:41 PM Rape is no picnic. —mandeemoo22 IT IS IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. —ZT-In-Recovery |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:23 PM If you're eating a watercress sandwich while getting raped, that's not a picnic? —greymatters |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:25 PM If you're eating a watercress sandwich while getting raped, that's not a picnic? Only if you're outside. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:30 PM Don't you know what a picnic is? It's the opposite of rape. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, November 9, 2006 at 11:39 PM In Russia, a side of rape is part of a well-balanced picnic. You're so uncultured. —greymatters |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:11 AM
Edited Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:11 AM So, a picnic is a nonviolent crime, where you don't come? —Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:13 AM I don't know what kind of picnics you go to, but I always come. It's just consensual. —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 1:56 AM I like to go on picnics with my chosen female.
We go driving to some part of our home city that is on the outskirts, where it is kind of mountainy and valley-lots and green and there are creatures like sheep and cows and horses grazing on grass, and it's often kind of windy and kind of springtime chilly cold.
When we get there we have some lovely sandwiches and some beverage like liquorice ice water or cinnamon juice. If it's especially cold and/or dark we may bring some firewood and make a fire. And we listen to music, or fly paper aeroplanes, or have a sing-a-long with an acoustic guitar, or just talk about stuff for hours until it's time to go home. The bad part, the depressing part is that my female does not exist outside of my imagination. To clarify, she does exist but she exists outside of my proclaimed phsyical real-time parameters, so the "her" that comes on the picnics is imaginary.
It's really depressing going on dates by yourself...
I think I'm going mad. What do you all think? —MajandraFan |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 2:00 AM Niggers are lovers, niggers are lovers are lovers
Niggers love to see Clark Gable
make love to Marilyn Monroe
Niggers love to see Tarzan fuck all the natives
Niggers love to hear the Lone Ranger yell "Heigh Ho Silver!" Niggers love commercials, niggers love commercials
Oh how niggers love commercials:
"You can take niggers out of the country, but
you can't take the country out of niggers" Niggers are lovers, are lovers, are lovers
Niggers loved to hear Malcolm rap
But they didn't love Malcolm
Niggers love everything but themselves But I'm a lover too, yes I'm a lover too
I love niggers, I love niggers, I love niggers Because niggers are me
And I should only love that which is me
I love to see niggers go through changes
Love to see niggers act
Love to see niggers make them plays and shoot the shit But there is one thing about niggers I do not love
Niggers are scared of revolution —ZT-In-Recovery |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 2:18 AM
i just had a day-dream about one day, when i post a picture of my penis on some forum, someone will comment with "tl;dr"
tight. that's a good idea. —Stryker311 |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 6:12 AM >>What do you all think? I think that sounds like a lovely picnic even if it is solo. —chix0r |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 8:40 AM Made me kinda sad to read it. —anobody |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:59 AM The bad part, the depressing part is that my female does not exist outside of my imagination. To clarify, she does exist but she exists outside of my proclaimed phsyical real-time parameters, so the "her" that comes on the picnics is imaginary.
It's really depressing going on dates by yourself...
I think I'm going mad. What do you all think? I think you're officially my favorite. —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:00 AM In Russia, a side of rape is part of a well-balanced picnic. You're so uncultured. —greymatters In America, picnics rape at you. —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 2:36 AM after a slow start this thread got to a zen massage —MajandraFan |
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:04 AM there is one thing about this thread i do not love
niggers are scared of revolution —ZT-In-Recovery |
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Edited Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 11:05 AM In Russia, a side of rape is part of a well-balanced picnic. You're so uncultured. —greymatters In America, picnics rape at you. —Dark Laith
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 12:39 PM In America, picnics rape at you. In Zimbabwe, what's a picnic? —greymatters |
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 1:30 PM They don't have picnics in Zimbabwe. Unless we're equating picnics with rape, then everything in Zimbabwe is a total picnic. —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 2:12 PM It's so fascinating how different Africa is from the USA. It's just fascinating. There's so much more rape and so much less picnic. We're like opposites. —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 2:50 PM 
you know what they say, opposites attract
[yes, irealize that he is not from africa, nor she from america. but that is the only inter-racial relationship i could think of.]
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Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:18 AM Idina and Taye <3 i'm not going to delete that, but i recognize that it's embarassing. —mandeemoo22 |
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