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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:13 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:14 PM My mom and I have never had a great relationship. We get along OK, but there are some things she does that defy explanation. I talked to her this afternoon and the conversation went like this: Mom: Oh by the way honey you got an overdraft notice from the bank, you should probably call them and see what that's all about. Me: How do you know I got an overdraft notice? (suspicious) Mom: Well, I could tell because the paper was blue and I opened the envelope. Me: And WHY did you open the envelope? (annoyed) Mom: Because my name is on the account too and I wanted to let you know that you had an overdraft notice. I really don't understand why she felt the NEED to open the envelope. She already admitted she knew what it was BEFORE she opened the envelope. She doesn't open my bank statements even though her name is also on those. She's only once opened another piece of my mail before, and that was a check from work which she then LOST and never paid me back the $20 that was taken out of the check to reprint a new one. The reason her name is on my bank account is because I opened it when I was 15 and I needed a parent's name on the account with me. I don't know how to tell her that I've lost part of my trust in her now. —drakeguy19 |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:33 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:36 PM just get her name off of your account and forget about it. much ado about nothing! —I Say Good Day |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:37 PM Can't you just go to the bank and cancel the account? Then you can create a new one by yourself. How old are you? I'm assuming you're an adult and should be able to handle these kinds of situations on your own. —JoshKoshBGosh |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:39 PM I am going to do that tomorrow, I just want to know how to tell her that because of this, I now can't trust her. —drakeguy19 |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 5:13 PM Why do you have to say that you can't trust her? You can just say that you're an adult and you want your own account. Also, this situation seems incredibly minor. —JoshKoshBGosh |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 6:33 PM Jam a running electric drill into her left temple? —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 7:46 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 7:46 PM OR MAYBE STOP LIVING WITH YOUR MOTHER. Cancer, blah blah, literally a Porsche driver, blah blah, haven't gotten any for two years, blah blah. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 8:46 PM I think the more important issue here, drake, is that You Got An Overdraft Notice! —HocusPocus |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:01 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:02 PM One tiny thing like this doesn't mean you can't trust your own mother. She took care of you for 18 years; her opening your mail doesn't even come up on radar. Edit: Wait... hold the fuck up. You drive a Porche yet you live with your mother? I missed something. —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:12 PM This is like the most boring thread ever. No offense, but nobody cares about you and your mom's relationship, drake guy. Actually, scratch that, I do mean to offend you. —Stryker311 |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:13 PM Pot, kettle, black. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:17 PM I DON'T LIVE WITH MY MOTHER OR MY FATHER. How dare you all. If I don't say something that doesn't mean you have to assume it. Remember when you assume you are a pain in the ass to me. Why would I not know I got an overdraft notice if I lived at home? I live in an apartment and my statement hasn't started to be sent to my new address yet. —drakeguy19 |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:20 PM Losing trust because of that is kind of dramatic, dontcha think?
Especially if she is paying for your education.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:26 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:27 PM She and my dad aren't. Nor my apartment, nor my car insurance, nor my gas, nor my food or living expenses. They make me do it all. —drakeguy19 |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:26 PM You seem like a bit of a drama queen, drakeguy19. Relax, dear. Don't be so hard on your mama. —JoshKoshBGosh |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:27 PM Then she was just being a nosy mum.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:04 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:05 PM Interesting question,
I'm actually from Detroit.
My grandparents were from the UK and it's colonies. PS, Acie, if you were'nt married, I would be by 'knowing' you, nudge, nudge... —Spanglemaker |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:11 PM
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MY NAME IS MOM AND I HAVE A PENIS AND I LOVE TO SING A SONG OF JOY FOR COW SEX!! MY NAME IS MOM AND I HAVE A PENIS AND I LOVE TO SING A SONG OF JOY FOR COW SEX!! MY NAME IS MOM AND I HAVE A PENIS AND I LOVE TO SING A SONG OF JOY FOR COW SEX!! MY NAME IS MOM AND I HAVE A PENIS AND I LOVE TO SING A SONG OF JOY FOR COW SEX!! MY NAME IS MOM AND I HAVE A PENIS AND I LOVE TO SING A SONG OF JOY FOR COW SEX!! MY NAME IS MOM AND I HAVE A PENIS AND I LOVE TO SING A SONG OF JOY FOR COW SEX!! —LEFTY IN PLURRY IN ZT |
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:25 PM Well, now that's gonna be stuck in my mind all day tomorrow.
Can I at least get an mp3 hook to go with the lyrics? I'm thinking either a "Public Enemy" era rap ,
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:24 AM finally something autostart worthy for a myspace home page. —plurry |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 10:17 AM OR MAYBE STOP LIVING WITH YOUR MOTHER. —andrewwagner777 How dare you, if he'd been living with his mother, my suggestion would've taken care of that perfectly fine. —Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:10 AM I am going to do that tomorrow, I just want to know how to tell her that because of this, I now can't trust her. —drakeguy19 Jam a running electric drill into her left temple? —Dark Laith MOMENTS LIKE THIS ARE EXACTLY WHY LAITH NEEDS TO QUOTE HIMSELF MORE OFTEN. —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:03 PM I went to the bank today and tried to get her name off the account. The assistant vice president told me that in order to do that I would have to close the account and open a new one. Well fuck that noise. I just want her goddamn name off the account, they do it for business accounts but they can't do it for personal accounts? Whaaaaaaat thaaaaaaaa faaaaacccckkkkk! Also the bank overcharged me for the overdraft so I was like "show me the money, SHOW ME THE MONEY!" So I got $25 back. Then I went and bought some Mike's for my party tonight. Now I'm sittin in the hizzy, thinkin about a little muff yo tang action, meanwhile, my dong ain't doin' shit. —drakeguy19 |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:15 PM i too had a joint account with my mom when i was a teen. i got my own after she stole 2 grand of mine —000 |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:26 PM They make let me do it all, as they SHOULD. —drakeguy19
Whine elsewhere.
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:43 PM Shut up and go back to betting on my death. —drakeguy19 |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:55 PM Sure...just as soon as you show me exactly where I did that. Well? I'm waiting. Yeah, just as I thought. —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 6:30 PM Am I insane or did Josh's posts not show up yesterday? I read this entire thread and I don't remember seeing any of them. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 6:35 PM That's funny, because when I read the first of his posts that did show up for me, I thought "hmm. never seen that guy before. probably a fake, current member." And then I looked at his profile and I thought "ha, that looks like a random internet picture." —chix0r |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 12:05 AM meanwhile, my dong ain't doin' shit. ^that, might have something to do with you talking like this: Now I'm sittin in the hizzy, thinkin about a little muff yo tang action, —Stryker311 |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 3:58 PM
Edited Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 3:59 PM Das true! I talk da same way and I got so much play- constantly got the throbbin guzzle in da shorites, 24-7. *edit* Damn you Tortilla Queen!
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 4:01 PM Don't think you can really blame me, since it evidently took you upwards of twelve minutes to figure out how to type in gansta speak proper. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 4:31 PM Either that or I opened all of my unread threads in different tabs, went through them sequentially and didn't get to this one for awhile (anyway, I didn't have to look that stuff up - I borrowed / adapted it from someone we all know). —anobody |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 5:21 PM Either that or I opened all of my unread threads in different tabs, went through them sequentially and didn't get to this one for awhile —anobody Do what I do, only open six unread threads in new tabs at a time. I don't know why I picked six, just do it, dammit. —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 5:33 PM Allah's prophet has spoken, and so shall it be done. —anobody |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 5:37 PM I seldom open more than one, unless there's something that looks super interesting and I can't wait to read it. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 5:40 PM Well now I'm buggered - six or seven? Too complimicated. Can't not not decide. Argh... [smoke pours out of ears]
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 5:51 PM This is the first time right this minute that I'm opening more than one thread at a time. This is crazy! Why didn't anyone tell me about this strategy before. I want to go back in time and do this forever. This is so sexy, I can't believe it. I'm drinking apple juice! —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 5:58 PM
Edited Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 5:59 PM I prefer it one at a time. That way, I get to savor each one of these gems.
I wanna bang Maya Rudolph.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 6:11 PM >>Do what I do, only open six unread threads in new tabs at a time. I open four at once. This is so exciting. —chix0r |
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striker |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 6:31 PM >>"I open four at once. This is so exciting." Working four at a time? You're gonna get gonorrhea of the eye. —striker |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 6:37 PM I prefer it one at a time. That way, I get to savor each one of these gems. That's exactly why I just open 'em all at the same time.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 7:58 PM
Edited Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 7:58 PM Do what I do, only open six unread threads in new tabs at a time. I don't know why I picked six, just do it, dammit. —Dark Laith Allah's prophet has spoken, and so shall it be done. —anobody I suddenly got the funny feeling that this was how the real Islam was started —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:14 PM Sadly, it's all a ruse - I haven't been living by thy holy tenants. —anobody |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:19 PM aka nigga ho fo' sho
thats awesome. mine is aka gay 4 pay on sunday.
I prefer it one at a time. That way, I get to savor each one of these gems.
thats how i manage my women. too bad im in a relationship, and i wont cheat....
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