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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 8:53 PM
Edited Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 8:53 PM Who wins in a fight? No weapons. They're just in an empty space with nothing to use at their disposal. They're fighting with passion, and brawn. Let's get it on! —Jaffa Cakes |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 9:01 PM Is the astronaut in a spacesuit or regular clothes? —drakeguy19 |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 9:03 PM
Edited Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 9:06 PM Regular clothes. A jumpsuit. And the caveman is wearing one of those fashionable pelts, that hang over one shoulder. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 9:34 PM One Astronaut could take a caveman and a cosmonaut. —zt-in-hell |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 9:59 PM The caveman will be four foot of malnutrition - The Astronaut six foot of burger fat - I say mother nature kicks both thier asses - A Stingray will stab them both in the heart —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 10:04 PM If only Dick Cheney was there to shoot them in the face. —zt-in-hell |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 10:38 PM Samuel L. Jackson will beat the snot outta both of them because he is a BAMF. —catloaf |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 10:39 PM Ace has a good point, but the Neandertals were pretty scary effers - one of them would knock the Astronaut down, rip off his leg and then use that to bludgeon that Astronaut to a bloody pulp and finish by stealing his freeze-dried ice cream. —anobody |
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Monday, September 4, 2006 at 1:38 AM rip off his leg and then use that to bludgeon Dam I forgot about the rip of the leg and use as a bludgeon tactic —AceRockollaisAce |
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Monday, September 4, 2006 at 6:34 AM No, if it were a 2001 Space Odyssey thing, there would be a clan of monkeys staring at a giant obelisk. —drakeguy19 |
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 2:42 AM I want to say caveman, but only because I've seen Return of the Jedi too many times. —Audrey Raines |
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 2:48 AM I also say caveman. Cavedude would totally kill spacedude...with fire. —catloaf |
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 5:03 AM
Edited Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 5:03 AM The astronaut would get his ass kicked and then burn'up during re-entry.
Though the winner would be the astronauts family since the caveman is insured through
Geiko. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 10:17 AM theyre both essentially the exact same thing, but you would need to give them personality. The caveman could be Brendan Fraser in Encino Man, and the astronaut Tom Hanks in Apollo 13. In that case the caveman wins, but if you make the astronaut Bruce Willis in Armaggeddon, then Willis wins. —perulovesyou |
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 1:05 PM how about a coked-up davey crockett versus david bowie on horseback spiderman versus crocodile-man riding the luck dragon from the never-ending story eight homer simpsons versus two ninja turtles Tyrannosaurus versus 3 woody allens with tridents —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 1:11 PM David Bowie's horse would crush Davey Crockett. Spiderman, the luck dragon is a big old softie. The turtles. Ovsly. The Woody Allens would spear the T-Rex before he knew what hit him. —Audrey Raines |
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 7:02 PM Willis wins. but he still dies at the end. —anobody |
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Thursday, March 6, 2008 at 9:40 AM remember "first astronaut pirate"? —lexieho |
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Thursday, March 6, 2008 at 11:59 AM cavemen are ruthless mofo's that hunt and kill with thier hands on a daily basis. Ass-tronaughts, watch TV, order pizza, and take it in the rear all day. Cavemen 10 out of 10 —whoisnumbaone |
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Thursday, March 6, 2008 at 12:10 PM ^what whoisnumbaone just said. You took the words out of my mouth. —acm323 |
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Thursday, March 6, 2008 at 1:56 PM Bet the caveman can't throw a spear all the way to space though. —derekho |
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