god im soooo fuckn wasted. selebrated the win 2nite. jd, my brutha. partied hard tonite kissd an ugly iranian chik. so againsT wat i stand for but whatev.
abm ur hot, get fuck ed up on ur day, then kome to fresno and we will make out. then u kan buy me som jager. and 99 bananas.
my birthday falls on a wednesday, what am i gonna do?
wake up at 6 am leave the house for junior college around 8:30. english class (advanced composition, and critical thinking) starts at 9:30 wih Dr. Bishop (he's 70 years old)
class ends at 10:50, i'll have a 4 hour break
then math class (elementary algebra) starts at 3:30-5:55
go home, do some Homework, eat dinner, go to bed around nine.
This semester I have an 8:40 class but I get up around 8 (and the only reason I get up that early is because I have to take my dog for a w-o-k before school).
When I was all alone, living on campus at UH, I'd usually get up ~15-20 minutes before class starts, brush my teeth, hop in the shower, hop out, throw my clothes on, and walk to class and I'd still get there with a few minutes to spare.
Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 11:37 AM Edited Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 11:37 AM
anobody, that is not possible.
it takes me about 35 mins to take a shower, 10 mins to brush my teeth, 15 mins to do my hair, 2 mins to put my clothes on, 10 mins for make-up, 20 mins to eat breakfast, 2 mins to put my shirt on, AFTER breakfast (just in case I spill my drink on it). 2 mins to look in the mirror, 10 secs to drink water, and 10 mins to get to school, and since it's so hard to find parking, i usually leave earlier to make time for that.
I hate mornings.
then after lunch i come home to brush my teeth again, put on another shirt. use the bathroom, then head off to school again.
Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 6:40 PM Edited Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 6:42 PM
I can't even imagine the horrified looks on my parents faces if they were to stumble across the TLC and find such threads as MASTURBATION MATERIAL, Anti-Rape Condoms, True or Porn and Srsly, does your ass split if you don't shower? among others.
They're about to find out. My sister recently attended a wedding in Chicago. Guess who the photographers were? The same muthafucker's that were hired for my sister's wedding. Today she called me and told me about the wedding, and that the bridemaids' dresses were black. (who wears black for a wedding?). So she forgot the website link, and i was like just go to google and type in "pj photo lab". That thread comes up in the search.
Really? Seems like I've managed to do it for some time now.
it takes me about 35 mins to take a shower, < 5 minutes for me
10 mins to brush my teeth
I usually do that while I'm in the shower (so the same 5 minutes).
15 mins to do my hair
Well, you've got me there - I usually spend a good half hour to 45 minutes on mine.
2 mins to put my clothes on
~30 seconds to 1 minute
10 mins for make-up
Make-up tattoos (aka permanent make-up). The only problem is that I got them in the '80s and fashions have changed a bit since then. Still, it's a huge time saver.
20 mins to eat breakfast
I don't eat breakfast (occasionally I do have a coke, if that counts).
2 mins to put my shirt on
Wait a second, what happened to your clothes before?
AFTER breakfast (just in case I spill my drink on it)
Oh.
2 mins to look in the mirror
You mean you don't take one to school so you can gaze at your reflection thru your classes like Narcissus? That can't just be me, can it?
10 secs to drink water, and 10 mins to get to school, and since it's so hard to find parking, i usually leave earlier to make time for that.
I hate mornings.
Me too.
then after lunch i come home to brush my teeth again,
Good move (I'm too lazy for that, though).
put on another shirt
Holy hell.
use the bathroom
Well, that's 1.5 hours.
then head off to school again.
Wow.
^You gotta stay fresh and clean.
You should do what I do - don't sweat or shed skin cells.
Those 35 minute showers really do pay off. I've tried taking faster showers, but I always end up feeling more unclean.
Cosmo had the same problem.
You should do what he and I did - have a garbage disposal installed (then you'll be able to combine brushing your teeth, showering and pooping; imagine the time you'll save in the morning).
When girls turn 21 they are visited by a fairy that tells them to drink blow jobs and buttery nipples. They say to make sure their beavers are well groomed because they are going to get fed by a large peice of wood. They also will help them pack plenty of aleve for teh morning.
i'm offering ABM a half hour of free oral for her 21st birthday. i just need her to accept and everyone to immediately paypal me $5 for a plane ticket to and from modesto.
Friday, September 8, 2006 at 1:47 AM Edited Friday, September 8, 2006 at 1:49 AM
i have crazy, new theory...
there is a caller on 3-10-05 at the 23 minute mark of an edited version of the show who goes by "mary elizabeth". there is a 20% chance this is ABM. this caller is on powerful meds, going to jr college, complains about her loveline station being taken over by ranchero, talks about getting into real estate and fashion and is obsessed with adam.
Friday, September 8, 2006 at 3:16 AM Edited Friday, September 8, 2006 at 3:17 AM
the only 2 things that don't match are the age she claims and the fact that she got "fat" after taking depakote.
i contend she is capable of lying to a phone screener about her age and potentially has the body image distortion to not be able to discern fat from anorexic.
she also comes across as a complete pain in the ass who is accepted b/c she is cute and has a strong reaction to not liking booze.
wow. god must hate you. all i can do otherwise is upload it as an attachment via email. didn't you once provide us an email addy to send you hate mail? what was that address?
Friday, September 8, 2006 at 8:44 PM Edited Friday, September 8, 2006 at 8:44 PM
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
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Okay Lena, I am 5 years and 8 months older than you, to the day. (ignore time zones and months not all being equal and stuff) 5/8ths of a mile equals one kilometre. You live in imperialist usa, i live in metric australia. nope, can't make a connection. I tried though.
it's not quite like that. she responds, it's just obvious she has no interest in bantering back and forth which is alright considering i'm struggling to keep up with my e-mail of late. not because i have so much, i'm just weirded out about responding to individual e-mail the last month or so. it's a freakish thing.
i'm not sure i could have an e-mail conversation with Lena. I tend to talk about her in the 3rd person even when I'm addressing her directly. I think i'd get very confused.
i'm not sure i could have an e-mail conversation with Lena. I tend to talk about her in the 3rd person even when I'm addressing her directly. I think i'd get very confused. —MajandraFan
On my 21st birthday I went out with my parents and got champagne spilled over my nice shirt by the waitress when she popped her cork. And by "popped her cork", I mean...uh, nevermind.
5 more days I'm not doing anything, or telling anyone (except online peeps) about my 21st B-day on wednesday. It's gonna be another day for me, nothing special. —adams_babymomma
ABM, if you don't stop bringing up your birthday I'm not going to dedicate an entire thread, special, just for you, on the day of the blessed event.
