catloaf
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:21 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMALLER HANDS!!! (and oh-for if you're lurking!)
(I'll be working when it officially becomes Friday, so I just wanted to get that in. Party on dudes.)
—catloaf
  
Had To Get It On
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:37 AM
Happy birthday. Does this mean you're 18? If so, you're too old for me now. It's heartbreaking, I know. I just hope you're able to pick up the pieces and move on.
—Had To Get It On
  
Beat It!
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:14 AMEdited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:14 AM
Happy B-day, Stef. You're one of the good ones.
And oh-for as well, of course.
—Beat It!
  
anobody
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:15 AM
Happie Birthdaie Stefanie!
(and Oh For, even though I don't know ya)
—anobody
  
andrewwagner777
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:17 AMEdited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:18 AM
This is my gift to you. Have at 'em. Or, Stef, let them have at you. It's your birthday.
—andrewwagner777
  
Beat It!
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:28 AM
Um, Dusty, I believe you'll enjoy that one.
Excuse me now while I barf.
—Beat It!
  
Robots Rule
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:34 AMEdited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:34 AM
excuse me while I fag off
—Robots Rule
  
zt-in-hell
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:01 AM
How come no one cares about my birthday? *sniff*
—zt-in-hell
  
anobody
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:46 AM
When was your birthday, ZT?
—anobody
  
  
anobody
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:01 PM
He has a soul. It's been sucked dry by life and 'tussin, but there's still a small, shriveled up raisin of one in there, somewhere.
—anobody
  
  
zt-in-hell
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:56 PM
When was your birthday, ZT? —anobody
February 29th.
—zt-in-hell
  
zt-in-hell
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:57 PMEdited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:58 PM
Ohh, and, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMALLER HANDS!!! (and oh-for if you're lurking!)
—zt-in-hell
  
Lefty
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:04 PM
Today is the day you popped out of your mother's vagina!
—Lefty
  
  
foob2011
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:19 PM
i don't know whether to believe zt about his birthday or not.
and happy birthday, you godless sodomites.
—foob2011
  
greymatters
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:10 PM
I'm not wishing Stefanie a happy birthday until it's actually her birthday tomorrow. Because of catloaf, I'm not going to make a super special happy birthday thread dedicated to Stefanie either. catloaf, you ruined it.
—greymatters
  
  
  
margin
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:36 PM
happy birthday...tomorrow
it's my birthday 11 months from now, if anyone wants to start a thread early
—margin
  
  
smaller hands
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:44 PM
that's not cute, that's so funny.
that is you whispering "what up kaysar". confirm/confirm?
—smaller hands
  
greymatters
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:46 PM
I didn't make that, I hired someone to make that for you.
—greymatters
  
  
  
chix0r
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:08 PM
Technically, you did.
—chix0r
  
greymatters
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:17 PMEdited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:27 PM
I wouldn't have spoiled the surprise if she didn't bring it up, so it's really her fault.
Here's Kaysar and Janelle doing an impression of Sean Connery doing an impression of George.
—greymatters
  
greymatters
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:09 PM
I am now ready to wish Stefanie a Happy Birthday. So, Happy Birthday, Stefanie.
—greymatters
  
  
greymatters
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:13 PM
Shut the fuck up, she lives on the East Coast. Just shut up, idiot.
—greymatters
  
  
greymatters
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:16 PM
You're such a fucking loser. Go stalk that girl you like, fattie.
—greymatters
  
  
mandeemoo22
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:35 PM
Happy birthday, Stefanie. Maybe you can handle oh-for's package. Get it?
—mandeemoo22
  
catloaf
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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:53 AM
catloaf, you ruined it. —greymatters
Just doin' m'job.
—catloaf
  
Dusty TheHick
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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OH-FOR AND STEFANIE! Wow, check it out! I actually made it to a birthday thread on time! Go, ME!
—Dusty TheHick
  
  
  
  
foob2011
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:06 AMEdited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:07 AM
—foob2011
  
catloaf
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:42 AM
Never never never gets old.
—catloaf
  
foob2011
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:36 AM
Buttsecks really never gets old.
—foob2011
  
  
  
foob2011
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:41 AMEdited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:55 AM
right click, save
Edit: Yes, I love buttsecks.
—foob2011
  
  
foob2011
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:31 PM
Liz, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that.
—foob2011
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
foob2011
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:38 PMEdited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:39 PM
Don't worry I have one.
—foob2011
  
  
foob2011
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:48 PM
KY Jelly. I've got that covered.
—foob2011
  
  
chix0r
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:55 PM
When people say Alex I think of Alex from Guess Who, the game.
—chix0r
  
TortillaFactory
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:57 PM
....wow.
I'd carry on, but I'm at a loss as to how I'm supposed to simulate anal sex over the internet.
—TortillaFactory
  
foob2011
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:00 PM
I guess you'll have to experience the real thing. And everyone else can watch.
—foob2011
  
  
  
mandeemoo22
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:07 PM
When people say Alex I think of Alex from Guess Who, the game.
I didn't like you for like five minutes but now I like you more than ever.
—mandeemoo22
  
greymatters
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:17 PM
Mandee, did you not like chix0r for five minutes or did you not like Ted for five minutes?
—greymatters
  
mandeemoo22
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:24 PM
Chix0r. And I don't remember which 5 minutes it was, but it was probably earlier this summer.
—mandeemoo22
  
greymatters
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:27 PM
Oh wait, you two fought about some petty shit, now I remember. Those were the days before the anobody Gay Army showed up, how little our differences look now.
—greymatters
  
mandeemoo22
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:33 PM
I don't recall fighting about anything. Don't be making stuff up, grey. You're like these family friends that I have who always bring up that time when I was little when I liked jello, but I never liked jello.
—mandeemoo22
  
greymatters
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:35 PM
No, you two totally took little shots at each other, you said you didn't like chix0r after chix0r was being chix0r. Dude, I'm not making shit up, I wouldn't do that to you. You might not have been sober, that's why you don't remember any of this.
—greymatters
  
Lefty
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:36 PM
Mandee likes Jello
—Lefty
  
  
ItHadToBeJew
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:38 PM
"I like Jell-o, and I hate chix0r" - Mandee
The quotes don't lie.
—ItHadToBeJew
  
  
chix0r
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Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:47 PM
>>you said you didn't like chix0r after chix0r was being chix0r.
It's true, she said I was "becoming unlikable lately." Or more unlikable, I don't remember. Either way, we never fought.
—chix0r
  
  
rAnCIDsICk@!!!
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 12:08 AM
Happy Belated B-day Smaller Hands Hoped you had a good one and I hope that your hands grow larger or smaller depending on how you like it ;)
—rAnCIDsICk@!!!