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catloaf

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:21 AM




HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMALLER HANDS!!! (and oh-for if you're lurking!)



(I'll be working when it officially becomes Friday, so I just wanted to get that in. Party on dudes.)

catloaf

  

Had To Get It On

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:37 AM

Happy birthday. Does this mean you're 18? If so, you're too old for me now. It's heartbreaking, I know. I just hope you're able to pick up the pieces and move on.

Had To Get It On

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:14 AM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:14 AM

Happy B-day, Stef. You're one of the good ones.

And oh-for as well, of course.

Beat It!

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Happie Birthdaie Stefanie!

(and Oh For, even though I don't know ya)

anobody

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:17 AM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:18 AM

This is my gift to you. Have at 'em. Or, Stef, let them have at you. It's your birthday.

andrewwagner777

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Um, Dusty, I believe you'll enjoy that one.

Excuse me now while I barf.

Beat It!

  

Robots Rule

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:34 AM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:34 AM

excuse me while I fag off

Robots Rule

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:01 AM

How come no one cares about my birthday? *sniff*

zt-in-hell

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:46 AM

When was your birthday, ZT?

anobody

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:58 AM

He has no soul, therefore no birthday.

andrewwagner777

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:01 PM

He has a soul. It's been sucked dry by life and 'tussin, but there's still a small, shriveled up raisin of one in there, somewhere.

anobody

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:09 PM

happy birthday....

adams_babymomma

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:56 PM

When was your birthday, ZT? —anobody

February 29th.

zt-in-hell

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Ohh, and, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMALLER HANDS!!! (and oh-for if you're lurking!)

zt-in-hell

  

Lefty

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:04 PM

Today is the day you popped out of your mother's vagina!

Lefty

  

Robots Rule

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:06 PM

^ sexy

ps. happy birthday

Robots Rule

  

foob2011

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:19 PM

i don't know whether to believe zt about his birthday or not.

and happy birthday, you godless sodomites.

foob2011

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:10 PM

I'm not wishing Stefanie a happy birthday until it's actually her birthday tomorrow. Because of catloaf, I'm not going to make a super special happy birthday thread dedicated to Stefanie either. catloaf, you ruined it.

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Thanks guys

When I was very little my mother trained me to say to people after they wished me a happy birthday "...excuse me, but I was never born. I was surgically removed!"


Post pictures of really cute things please.

smaller hands

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:18 PM

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

ItHadToBeJew

  

margin

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:36 PM

happy birthday...tomorrow

it's my birthday 11 months from now, if anyone wants to start a thread early

margin

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:39 PM

What up, Kaysar!

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:44 PM

that's not cute, that's so funny.

that is you whispering "what up kaysar". confirm/confirm?

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:46 PM

I didn't make that, I hired someone to make that for you.

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:55 PM

I really would have preferred drugs.

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:02 PM

You just ruined the surprise.

greymatters

  

chix0r

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:08 PM

Technically, you did.

chix0r

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:17 PM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:27 PM

I wouldn't have spoiled the surprise if she didn't bring it up, so it's really her fault.

Here's Kaysar and Janelle doing an impression of Sean Connery doing an impression of George.

greymatters

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:09 PM

I am now ready to wish Stefanie a Happy Birthday. So, Happy Birthday, Stefanie.

greymatters

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:11 PM

Only on the East Coast. Still 11 and 10 o'clock elsewhere.

andrewwagner777

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:13 PM

Shut the fuck up, she lives on the East Coast. Just shut up, idiot.

greymatters

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:14 PM

Someone flipped the bitch button on.

andrewwagner777

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:16 PM

You're such a fucking loser. Go stalk that girl you like, fattie.

greymatters

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:31 PM

andrewwagner777

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:35 PM

Happy birthday, Stefanie. Maybe you can handle oh-for's package. Get it?

mandeemoo22

  

catloaf

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:53 AM

catloaf, you ruined it.
—greymatters

Just doin' m'job.

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:28 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OH-FOR AND STEFANIE!


Wow, check it out! I actually made it to a birthday thread on time! Go, ME!

Dusty TheHick

  

AceRockollaisAce

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 3:15 AM

Happy Birthday to all people on this site who may have a Birthday today

AceRockollaisAce

  

Beat It!

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 7:16 AM

...or ever.

Beat It!

  

hash-is-gay

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 5:54 PM

wat

hash-is-gay

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:06 AM
Edited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:07 AM


foob2011

  

catloaf

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:42 AM

Never never never gets old.

catloaf

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Buttsecks really never gets old.

foob2011

  

chix0r

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:40 AM

I only have one besides that one, and, technically it's not buttsecks.

chix0r

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:40 AM

Alex, you want to tell us something?

greymatters

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:41 AM
Edited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:55 AM

right click, save

Edit: Yes, I love buttsecks.

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 4:51 PM

TortillaFactory

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 5:31 PM

Liz, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that.

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:07 PM

It slays me every time.

TortillaFactory

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:18 PM

Let's have buttsex.

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:19 PM

Goddamn, you ruined the surprise.

TortillaFactory

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:22 PM

It'll still be fun.

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:29 PM

That's not the point! You'll just have to wait until I'm not expecting it.

TortillaFactory

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:34 PM

Like NOW!

*pelvic thrust*

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:37 PM

Not without a condom, buster.

TortillaFactory

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:38 PM
Edited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:39 PM

Don't worry I have one.

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:47 PM

Lube?

This ain't Brokeback, spit doesn't cut it.

TortillaFactory

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:48 PM

KY Jelly. I've got that covered.

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:48 PM

Oh Alex, you think of everything.

TortillaFactory

  

chix0r

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:55 PM

When people say Alex I think of Alex from Guess Who, the game.

chix0r

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 6:57 PM

....wow.

I'd carry on, but I'm at a loss as to how I'm supposed to simulate anal sex over the internet.

TortillaFactory

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:00 PM

I guess you'll have to experience the real thing. And everyone else can watch.

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:04 PM

That's hot.

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:05 PM

BTW, Garfield is dead.

greymatters

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:07 PM

When people say Alex I think of Alex from Guess Who, the game.

I didn't like you for like five minutes but now I like you more than ever.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:17 PM

Mandee, did you not like chix0r for five minutes or did you not like Ted for five minutes?

greymatters

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:24 PM

Chix0r. And I don't remember which 5 minutes it was, but it was probably earlier this summer.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:27 PM

Oh wait, you two fought about some petty shit, now I remember. Those were the days before the anobody Gay Army showed up, how little our differences look now.

greymatters

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:33 PM

I don't recall fighting about anything. Don't be making stuff up, grey. You're like these family friends that I have who always bring up that time when I was little when I liked jello, but I never liked jello.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:35 PM

No, you two totally took little shots at each other, you said you didn't like chix0r after chix0r was being chix0r. Dude, I'm not making shit up, I wouldn't do that to you. You might not have been sober, that's why you don't remember any of this.

greymatters

  

Lefty

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:36 PM

Mandee likes Jello

Lefty

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:37 PM

Find the thread and prove it.

foob2011

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:38 PM

"I like Jell-o, and I hate chix0r" - Mandee

The quotes don't lie.

ItHadToBeJew

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:50 PM

Shut the fuck up! I never liked jello!

mandeemoo22

  

chix0r

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Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:47 PM

>>you said you didn't like chix0r after chix0r was being chix0r.

It's true, she said I was "becoming unlikable lately." Or more unlikable, I don't remember. Either way, we never fought.

chix0r

  

greymatters

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Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:20 PM

Maybe you didn't fight, but in my mind you two did.

greymatters

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 12:08 AM

Happy Belated B-day Smaller Hands
Hoped you had a good one and I hope that your hands grow larger or smaller depending on how you like it ;)

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

HocusPocus

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:32 AM

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HocusPocus

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:13 AM

So cute. Thank you everyone.

smaller hands

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