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zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:41 PM

zt-in-hell

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:45 PM

     

zt-in-hell

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:45 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:46 PM

   

zt-in-hell

  

Had To Get It On

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Oh, I remember this girl. What happened to her? I don't notice her posting here anymore.

Had To Get It On

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:47 PM

zt-in-hell

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:47 PM

zt-in-hell

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:48 PM

zt-in-hell

  

Had To Get It On

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Actually, I don't read a lot of the threads I don't start. Maybe she just avoids my threads.
ZT, you like this girl?

Had To Get It On

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:48 PM

zt-in-hell

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Actually, I don't read a lot of the threads I don't start. Maybe she just avoids my threads.
ZT, you like this girl? —Had To Get It On

I don't like her as much as I hate ItHadToBeJew.

zt-in-hell

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:50 PM

See, now if you hadn't said that.

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ItHadToBeJew

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:52 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:53 PM

I don't even remember seeing most of these pictures. ZT is adept at being disturbingly obsessive.

Having said that, this one is my favorite.

EDIT: And mikey, you HAVE to post the clip from that Colbert segment in the Colbert thread. HAVE TO. NOW. IMMEDIATELY.

Dark Laith

  

Darkfloyd

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:58 PM

The first picture is sexy, the rest, not so much. But this is coming from the thriller-ninja, so I guess I have no say.

Darkfloyd

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:56 PM

And mikey, you HAVE to post the clip from that Colbert segment in the Colbert thread. HAVE TO. NOW. IMMEDIATELY.

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ItHadToBeJew

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:29 PM

>>I don't even remember seeing most of these pictures.

I remember everything except the one in the mirror. I never really thought Kelly was pretty; you need a Jackie tribute thread.

chix0r

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:34 PM

I wouldn't Colbert a Jackie thread.

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ItHadToBeJew

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:38 PM

Plurry thinks Kelly is a stupid whore because she has fake nails.

smaller hands

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Re: Kelly

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CARES!

Honestly, let it go boys.

Beat It!

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:50 PM

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CARES!

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ItHadToBeJew

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 7:59 PM

You know, Kelly could have stayed here and maybe posted more pictures if you assholes didn't scare her away.

mandeemoo22

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:17 PM

You know, Kelly could have stayed here and maybe posted more pictures if you assholes didn't scare her away.

—mandeemoo22

I'm still angry about this. It's a wonder any of the women stay around here.

bguirk

  

Masteel

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:26 PM

I've heard mention that I have a lot to do with that. Impossible!

K, now mandee, strip please

Masteel

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:31 PM

Heat, kitchen, yada, yada.

Unless I missed something, she was never really treated that badly. The most offensive thing I remember was some rumor that she was actually *gasp* A MAN. It basically came down to the fact that not everyone kissed her ass and she ran off, likely to find those who would. Good riddance.

Beat It!

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:34 PM

Masteel: By day, mild-mannered stalker. By night, the terror of TLC's women. Film at eleven.

TortillaFactory

  

drakeguy19

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:38 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:39 PM

I do like a pierced nipple or two on girls. They're usually the wild ones. Why don't more girls get them vertically pierced? I wish Kelly was back.

drakeguy19

  

Masteel

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:39 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:41 PM

Mmm, yeah, I've seen you in person TF, so it's harder to be like, raunchily rude with you, because you know, you're like real and stuff.

But rest assured, if I *hadn’t* met you, and therefore made you a real person in my mind, I’d totally be repulsing you with the sex talk too.

But you know, if you want to get naked, by all means.

Crap, sorry.


Masteel

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:42 PM

I do like a pierced nipple or two on girls. They're usually the wild ones. Why don't more girls get them vertically pierced?

Yeah, wild. Stepdad brings them up right. Don't worry, it seems to be growing exponentially along with all the abuse cycles and whatnot. Good times for you.

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:45 PM

Unless I missed something, she was never really treated that badly. The most offensive thing I remember was some rumor that she was actually *gasp* A MAN.

I think the final straw was that one thread where I said she might be pregnant (I guess she didn't like that?) and where you and Tyrone double teamed her, not literally, because than it'd be an Oreo McFlurry.


Masteel: By day, mild-mannered stalker. By night, the terror of TLC's women. Film at eleven.

It's really a miracle you lived to tell the tale. I'm sure you suffer from PTSD.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:49 PM

Mmm, yeah, I've seen you in person TF, so it's harder to be like, raunchily rude with you, because you know, you're like real and stuff.

I know what you mean. It's actually hard for me to talk to anyone real on the internet. That's exactly why I dislike webcams.

TortillaFactory

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:49 PM

It basically came down to the fact that not everyone kissed her ass and she ran off, likely to find those who would. Good riddance.

—Beat It!

She was a giver. Who else posted a picture in the "Show us your tits" thread?

bguirk

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:52 PM

She was a giver.

Around here, we spell "giver" V-I-C-T-I-M.

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:52 PM

It's actually hard for me to talk to anyone real on the internet.

Dude, when you took up with Laith you're going to be cybering all over this message board with him.

greymatters

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:54 PM

Who else posted a picture in the "Show us your tits" thread?

I did. I mean, it was a picture of Phoebe Cates, but still. Phoebe Cates > Kelly

ItHadToBeJew

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:59 PM

Kevin Kline has sucked the life out of Phoebe Cates by now, so Kelly > Phoebe Cates. I don't believe in time machines.

greymatters

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:00 PM

Did you see The Anniversary Party?

Phoebe Cates > Kelly

ItHadToBeJew

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:56 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:57 PM

When girls with nipple rings are in the cold, doesn't the metal in the jewelry make their nipples extra cold?

Also, hard nipples...a sexy problem or a not sexy problem?

I need answers.

smaller hands

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:57 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:58 PM

When girls with nipple rings are in the cold, doesn't the metal in the jewelry make your nipples extra cold?

Seems logical (it'd be a heat sink).

Also, hard nipples...a sexy problem or a not sexy problem?

Sexy but not a problem (unless there's a piercing there, in which case, I'm running in the opposite direction).

anobody

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:59 PM

I was kind of afraid you would answer.

I'm talking about hard nipples through clothing just to clarify.

smaller hands

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:02 PM

So was I (though that Kelly kinda scares me).

anobody

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:08 PM

Also, hard nipples...a sexy problem or a not sexy problem?

It depends. If the girl is hot, it's a sexy problem. If the girl is ugly, it's a very unsexy problem.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:02 AM

[bows in reverence of Grey's wisdom]

anobody

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:07 AM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:08 AM

If I remember right from the thread I read the reason why that kelly chick left was because
people stole her thread and lead a full scale war on her calling her chubby adn shit.

What if Kelly is Grey?

Could that explain his/her honorable knowledge of the nipple?
For too many reasons this man can count, a protruding nipple on an ugly chick is quite a disturbing scene, especially when said fat bitch wears nylon.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:11 AM

Just for the record, I LOVE ALL THE WOMEN ON THIS FORUM, I'm passing out free hot scented oil foot massages if need be.

With All this nipple talk, I found this appropiate.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:15 AM

What if Kelly is Grey?

That would explain so much.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:56 AM

Oh, I remember this girl. What happened to her? I don't notice her posting here anymore.
—Had To Get It On

Dude, she left after you said she could stand to lose a few pounds.

catloaf

  

Had To Get It On

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:40 AM

If that's true then that's pretty funny.

Had To Get It On

  

Kevin U.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:13 PM

"She was a giver. Who else posted a picture in the "Show us your tits" thread?"

This is just one of the many reasons that she was thought to be fake - think about it, a crazy girl posting pictures of herself here, or some weird guy posting pics of a girl he found in a blog under a fake identity in order to gain attention?

Kevin U.

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:15 PM

How dare you insinuate that ZT was Kelly. How dare you.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 12:20 AM

(kelly at rave)

plurry

  

bguirk

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 6:09 PM

This is just one of the many reasons that she was thought to be fake - think about it, a crazy girl posting pictures of herself here, or some weird guy posting pics of a girl he found in a blog under a fake identity in order to gain attention?

While I tend agree with you Kevin, I must object just this once. Using your logic rayray was fake. Chix0r just posted pictures of herself in her underwear for goodness sakes. I'm going to keep on believing in Kelly. Why would a girl posting pics to get attention be different than the dudes who've done it here (Theo)? It's nearly the same impulse, same action. I just happen to be repulsed by one of them. Someone could settle this by e-mailing the poor girl.

bguirk

  

zt-in-hell

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 7:03 PM

Plurry, either you are kelly, or the king of teh interwebs stalking.

zt-in-hell

  

foob2011

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 7:05 PM

we are all one.

foob2011

  

plurry

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 12:22 AM

Plurry, either you are kelly, or the king of teh interwebs stalking.

i want to be kelly so i can have a lesbian relationship with greymatters.

plurry

  

smaller hands

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:06 AM

I like hte one where she's crying to remoind you all that y'all are assholes. it's sort of endearingg

yayay beer fingerz

smaller hands

  

margin

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:24 AM

kelly was always my favorite


margin

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:44 AM

i want to be kelly so i can have a lesbian relationship with greymatters.

You know I would lez with you anytime, you're already like 83% woman.

greymatters

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 12:25 AM

Everybody, I blame you for chasing Kelly away.

ZT Spice

  

plurry

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 2:11 AM
Edited Monday, March 17, 2008 at 2:12 AM

the second and third pics i posted were sent to me via email by full meat. we had a private chat in the hub once.
seems as if he was talking to kelly off the board and had asked her for more pics. 'meat had a gf at the time, and mentioned that he shouldn't be exchanging emails with her, but couldn't resist.

that was the only time i spoke with him.

he really disliked hash/hashmeer shashmeer, and was talking smack in the public chat area.
hashy, as any good hubber would know, goes by idioth there and was present at the time. 'meat had no idea, and it was amusing.

plurry

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 2:15 AM

yeah that kelly girl is good looking. is she east coast girl or is she from california? she doest strike me as a california type ffor some reason.

whoisnumbaone

  

plurry

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 2:26 AM

northwest

plurry

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 2:26 AM

If you're ever wondering where a TLC member is from, by default you should think Northwest. At least 90% of TLC'ers are/were from Washington, and that's with a 10% margin of error.

Jaffa Cakes

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 6:02 AM

Kelly is overrated. Though I'm endlessly amused by ZT's bizarre infatuation with her, which in turn increases her overall value.

Beat It!

  

bguirk

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:14 AM

Everybody, I blame you for chasing Kelly away.

—ZT Spice

I'm blameless.

bguirk

  

000

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 11:12 AM

few girls are as hot in reality as they appear in internet pictures, but i'd gladly sacrifice sperm for her

000

  

Beat It!

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 11:42 AM

She's attractive for sure, I just understand the obsession. I probably wouldn't ever give her another thought if people didn't constantly refer to her.

Color me perplexed.

Beat It!

  

000

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 2:23 PM


unrelated

000

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 8:19 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

mandee

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:25 PM

that's just gross

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:44 PM

Drake gross, or anobody gross?

Dusty TheHick

  

mandee

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:48 PM

anobody

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:48 PM

That's the lesser of two evils, yesyes?

Dusty TheHick

  

mandee

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM

obvi, but i chose anobody gross because when i think of anobody being gross, i think of him discussing his tongue. when i think of drake being gross, i think of drake in general.

mandee

  

anobody

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:55 PM

what could possibly be gross about me talking about my tongue?

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 9:59 PM

Haven't we been over this, analface? Do I have to cut out your tongue, insert it in your ass, remove it from your ass, throw it at Mandee, pick it up, put it back in your ass, tie your wrists to your ankles, and leave again?

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:01 PM

what the hell crawled up your tongue and died?

anobody

  

Masteel

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Edited Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:05 PM

hopefully not your tongue.

EDIT: damn you and your switching of words sir that I don't read fully, making a mockery of my small joke. I'm leaving my original though, goddamnit.

Masteel

  

anobody

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Edited Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:06 PM

my tongue would only die in the Shakespearian sense in that situation

anobody

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:09 PM

BEATING OFF IN THE SHAKESPEARIAN SENSE ANYWAY.

ZT Spice

  

anobody

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:10 PM

WHICH, ODDLY ENOUGH, WILL LEAD TO A SHAKESPEARIAN DEATH

anobody

  

Masteel

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:14 PM

Only if you mess up and use the wrong poisoned penis.

Masteel

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, March 17, 2008 at 10:42 PM

I like it when whoisnumbaone is like 3/4 scale

TortillaFactory

  

plurry

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 3:59 AM

i feel as if i've received a light raping.

plurry

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 4:15 AM

"just going to Pomona is like getting a mild raping. That alone will leave with a need for years of therapy."

-aceman

whoisnumbaone

  

foob2011

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 4:33 AM

I like it when whoisnumbaone is like 3/4 scale


—TortillaFactory

i lol'd.

foob2011

  

ZT Spice

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 5:55 AM

DOES BUMPING THIS THREAD CAUSE ALL THE CLOTHES IN MY HAMPER TO STICK TOGETHER?

YOU ARE PART OF THE MYSTERY.

ZT Spice

  

Kevin U.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 7:53 AM

Kelly was fake.

Kevin U.

  

mandee

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 8:48 AM

kevin was kelly. you heard it here first, folks.

mandee

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 at 8:57 AM

So then, what ZT really wants is for Kevin to dress up as a cheerleader?

He is the mystery, indeed.

Beat It!

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Unbelievably cute

Trčs average

Hmm, photos are junk anyway.

MajandraFan

  

000

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Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 12:45 PM

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000

  

ZT Spice

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Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 12:47 PM

Now it's totally like you don't even care.

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, March 21, 2008 at 4:27 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

000

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 8:54 AM

wasnt even real porn, but tinypic deleted it!

000

  

plurry

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 10:46 AM

NOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY KELLY?!?!?!

plurry

  

bguirk

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:27 AM

I want 000's pic gone. Poor kelly.

bguirk

  

whoisnumbaone

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:38 AM

seriously..... i dont kelly, but i dont think she deserves THIS.

whoisnumbaone

  

000

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:39 AM

000

  

whoisnumbaone

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:53 AM

^How long until Dusty works his magic?

lets see.. its 12:52, I say by 3:00 pm pacific It will be done.

whoisnumbaone

  

MajandraFan

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:56 AM

god, that picture is superb

MajandraFan

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 6:24 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

000

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 8:01 PM

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

000

  

anobody

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 8:24 PM

pretty lame 000

anobody

  

Masteel

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Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:53 PM
Edited Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 11:55 PM

Awwe, let's keep this Dusty's thing, eh 000? I almost did the same thing, so I feel for you, but I think we've got to let this only be done by Dusty.

EDIT: besides, if that was actually YOU in that video you posted, I think you've posted the best post I've ever seen on TLC. The only thing better would be chick from TLC posting the same thing...

Masteel

  

chix0r

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Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 9:35 AM

I liked 000's better. I don't think only Dusty should be able to do it.