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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:39 PM Basically he's talking about giving the business to girls much younger than him. Oh well, as long as he's doing it, it must be ok for me. Thanks, P! —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:45 PM I know how, dickless, I just don't feel like making the effort. Don't click on it. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:58 PM I went to my friends apartment the other day. There's a hot high school aged girl that lives somewhere in that building. She was wearing really tight, short shorts. I was like "I gotta get an apartment in this place."
I checked but I can't afford it. —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:11 PM Willa Holland > Emma Watson. Watson isn't even good looking now that I think about her in a non-humorous way. —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:23 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:23 PM lol If you want to stop the picture from acting as a link, just take out < a href="http://www.smd.com" > of the html code. Andrew you seriously need to loosen your collar if the sight of a pointed index finger over a picture irritates you enough to say anything about it. It's really unnerving.
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:31 PM FYI, Stu has a giant cock. Stu, you don't have to defend yourself. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:34 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:35 PM ...especially since your girlfriend's vag is so wide and cavernous. edit: greymatters :( :( —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:36 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:38 PM Stu, take your cock out of Grey's be-hi-gina. —anobody |
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:41 PM especially since your girlfriend's vag is so wide and cavernous. Stu doesn't have a girlfriend, okay. He sleeps with his really hot second cousin. Please don't judge him. greymatters :( :( I know, right. What if Stu ends up being in the anobody Gay Army, I'll have egg on my face. —greymatters |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:31 AM I'm kind of sure Stu is ItHadToBeJew Pretty much. I think it's time Nathaniel is added the anobody Gay Army. —greymatters |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:32 AM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:33 AM grey, this is how i feel about you 
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:35 AM I think anobody just rejected Nathaniel. That has to hurt. —greymatters |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:36 AM That's why women should shave the cooz cooz before applying the peanut butter. (but really though, that dog fucked his shit up) —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:33 AM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:34 AM Gary Puckett and The Union Gap - Young Girl Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You're much too young, girl
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, Oh,
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, Oh,
Young girl —catloaf |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 5:30 AM Pedophile songs are great! —Faygo |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 6:44 AM HTGIO's offical theme song: BENNY MARDONES lyrics - Into The Night She's just sixteen thirteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait till the end
Of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to
But I want you to know If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Oooooh, if I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:45 PM Everything sounds better when told through the right song. Even attraction to younger girls.
Gimmie a beat! —Had To Get It On |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:58 PM "old enough to pee old enough for me" Eh Dusty?? —Darkfloyd |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:53 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:56 PM I never heard the "young girl" song. You know)
(you know listen to me) mama help i fell in love with a young girl (thats true, so true)
(you're the only girl i love to) my heart was soakin and i will be in a young world (so true, so true, listen) I wasn't tryin to lead her on
see i didn't wanna be alone
but when she smiles she braught me home
so i braught her home,
its not that the fealin of love is gone
cant expect a car little girl to be grown
i cant give a fuck what so and so says
crushes hurt both ways what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
somebody tell me what i'm suppose to do mama help i fell in love with a young girl! what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
young girl, so in love with you
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
somebody tell me what i'm suppose to do my heart was soakin and i will be in a young world! what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
young
young girl, so in love with you the single girls are out tonight
but you have one word, my heart, one life
and i'm not lookin around
so why you lookin down
(what you lookin down for?) i fucked up a long time ago
see i should have never let you know
see i couldnt give a fuck what tabloids say
(as the people magazine)
and crushes hurt both ways what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
somebody tell me what i'm suppose to do mama help i fell in love with a young girl! what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
young girl, so in love with you
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
somebody tell me what i'm suppose to do my heart was soakin and i will be in a young world! what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
young girl, so in love with you (Jay)
hove got a young girl
hove got a young girl
still not quite 21
so high string
such a vibrant thing
i introduce myself, (hi miss thing)
you're 19?
no, you're lighting in a bottle i give you a ring tomorrow
the scene that follows
screams of horror
classic Steven King novel
mamma dont think you should take someone so advanced in romance
you should just wait
pappa dont preach
hove dont bight
hopin threw it i might mo your life
cuz ima show you right
proper etecit how to hold your knife
keep it competetive with Opras ?ice?
be like Janet (take controll of your life) what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
(young girl)
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do(young girl)
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
(young girl)
somebody tell me what i'm suppose to do
(young girl) mama help i fell in love with a young girl! what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
(to young, i'm never to young)
young girl, so in love with you
(cuz i'm never to young)
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
(to young, i'm never to young)
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
(cuz i'm never to young)
what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
(to young, i'm never to young)
somebody tell me what i'm suppose to do
(cuz i'm never to young!) my heart was soakin and i will be in a young world! what on earth, what i'm suppose to do
young girl, so in love with you (this is where the story begins baby)
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 7:53 PM
I saw her sitting in the rain,
raindrops falling on her.
She didn't seem to care.
She sat there and smiled at me.
And I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
she could make me happy (happy, happy).
Flowers in her hair, flowers everywhere. I love the flower girl, oh, I don't know just why.
She simply caught my eye.
I love the flower girl, she seemed so sweet and kind.
She crept into my mind. Suddenly the sun broke through (see the sun).
I turned around she was gone (where did she go).
And all I had left was one little flower from her hair. But I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
she had made me happy (happy, happy).
Flowers in her hair, flowers everywhere. I used to always assume that this guy was in love with a little girl (flower girl, like in a wedding). I'm assuming he is just referring to a girl with a lot of flowers. Hence the name "flower girl". —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 7:56 PM I used to always assume that this guy was in love with a little girl (flower girl, like in a wedding). I'm assuming he is just referring to a girl with a lot of flowers. Hence the name "flower girl". Also, those of us who've watched My Fair Lady 84248178845548527161 times (I have a thing for Rex Harrison, ok?) know that the very poor women who sold flowers in London at that time were called "flower girls." So, it might be a reference to that as well. —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:25 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:25 PM I'm kind of sure Stu is ItHadToBeJew This is patently untrue. How dare you. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:36 PM This is patently untrue. How dare you. Nathaniel, the word "patently" is like Teddy KGB eating the Oreo cookie, it's your tell. —greymatters |
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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 12:18 AM Personally, I have no beef with IHTBJ's pictures containing links. MY beef with his pictures is that he has to make them so FUCKING HUGE!
"old enough to pee old enough for me"
Eh Dusty?? —Darkfloyd EXCUSE you? —Dusty TheHick |
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