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Jill Carroll: prettiest hostage in Iraq?

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:41 AM

I think she is. But maybe cause I'm partial to brunettes and nerdy girls.

And before you all give me an earfull about how unhot she is, compare her to other lady journalists. And to the average hostage. And bravo to her captors for not taking advantage of her.

Although I'm not crazy about the red hair-dye weirdness.

Photo is currently on cnn front page, they'll probably take it down in a couple hrs.
http://www.cnn.com/

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:15 AM
Edited Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:17 AM

She's alright, but I liked this part...

...Movies led captors to think all Americans blonde.

Just fuel to my claim that all Middle Easterners are completely retarded.

andrewwagner777

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:21 AM
Edited Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Javascript links don't work outside of the site they originate from (at least not without modification).

Dark Laith

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:23 AM

This should (stupid thing needs Windows Media Player 9 or above, so don't bother if you're on a Mac).

anobody

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:26 AM

so don't bother if you're on a Mac

gee whiz. thanks.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Oh yeah, she's fine. Drop the nerdy girl glasses and you've got a hottie.

Adam said something about it on TACS, way back when she was still being held hostage. He and Dave Dameschmuck both said she was super cute, and wondered out loud for a minute if it was "okay" to say that she was hot while her life and safety was still very much on the line.

Ed Thunderbear

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 12:54 PM

adams_babymomma

  

000

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:13 PM

000

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 6:27 PM

greymatters

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 7:29 PM

I'd do her.

mandeemoo22

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 7:34 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 7:35 PM

She's pretty and doesn't hang her tits and ass out there like 80% of the pictures posted in this forum. That makes her at least 12% more interesting to me. I'm all about the numbers tonight.

Edit: she also has a good job and speaks multiple languages. Smart + successful + attractive = hot. I like it when women don't need me--it leaves me time to play my video games and watch basketball.

bguirk

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 7:40 PM

Just for clarification, the picture I posted is not Jill Carroll.

greymatters

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 7:46 PM

I caught that, grey. Thought it was pretty obvious, actually.

It's Lara Logan, and I would so do her. =P

superSKAnick

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:00 PM

Google image has some shots of her--I'll gvive her a pass on the ones right after captivity. She's a good writer too BTW. Christian Science Monitor is one of the best papers in the world.

bguirk

  

Had To Get It On

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:25 PM

so don't bother if you're on a Mac

The video plays fine on a Mac. I didn't watch it because it's dumb but it plays fine.

Had To Get It On

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:40 PM

Well then, I stand corrected.

anobody

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:02 AM

I had been wanting to start a thread like this but I kinda found it pointless.
The thread I was aiming for was who has the finest local news anchor, AND I figured anyone on the west coast or whoever got Univision or Telemundo would win, like me.

SO I figured it be better just to try and find the hottest news chick around.

I've had a crush on this broad for a minuit.


rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:06 AM

It's a wrap.

Natalie Morales needs to do porn.

greymatters

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:13 AM

Natalie Morales needs to do porn.

Amen.

superSKAnick

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:28 AM

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I hope they name him Anderson Pooper.

smaller hands

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:14 AM

I hope so too.

mandeemoo22

  

justnorthofthebridge

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:26 PM

Kelly O'Donnell is cute enough to make me buy a TV and subscribe to cable. Rowr!


justnorthofthebridge

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Anderson Cooper is a closeted gay. Nothing wrong with that, of course. And why wouldn't he be? He's dreamy, has those impossibly blue eyes, that perfectly mani-pedied-exfoliated look. And he's a little fart, a wisp of a man. He has that archetypal gay mans ass, like a foot wide. Not that I've studied it, or other gay mens' asses, but ya know. That's how they roll, heinie-wise.

Last Thanksgiving, at my family's get-together, I found out he was gay. And I wrote a song for him - sorry, no recognizable melody for you all:

I'm Anderson Cooper,
I take it in the pooper,
That's because I'm
Totally Gay.....

My family, no fans of anything funny, chided me for this creative effort, and stifled a second verse. My sister's dog seemed to like it, but he likes his own farts. I'm open to collaboration, so please consider adding a verse to it, you aspiring songwriters!

Oh, and I know, I KNOW from listening to Loveline for 20 goddamn years, and from working for a gay-owned company for five years, not all gay men like their ass rammed. So please, nobody needs to take me to school on that issue.

I'm just sayin'. Yeah, but still.

Ed Thunderbear

  

Had To Get It On

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Sharon Tay and Shaun Robinson.
But these are all successful, professional and ambitious women with high standards in men I'm guessing. These are the types of women 007 scoops up in his Aston Martin.

I like Kelly Choi from "Eat Out NY". (don't even..)
She seems like she has a great personality.

Had To Get It On

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Ah, Sharon Tay . . .

And you're right. I could totally see these women being in a Bond movie.

superSKAnick

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 7:49 PM

I think Anderson Cooper slipped up during an interview and referred to the gays as "us". I believe that's his biggest admission that he is gay. I love him though and the fact that he's gay makes me want to sleep with him even more. That's a problem I have. I don't want to talk about it.

mandeemoo22

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:53 PM

I know lotsa tha gays, mandeemoo, and AC 360 is the kind of 'mo you'll never turn out. He's going AC 180 down the Hershey Highway, no poon off-ramps. He loves the schlong, and hates even the idea of the stinky foo-foo. You might get an Elton John to swing wild witcha one night, ditto for George Michael, Tom Cruise, and maybe even Richard Simmons, if you get him loaded. But your more reticent faygos - Barney Frank, Truman Capote, Michael Jackson....they ain't going down that road. Circle-slash poonanny.

Ed Thunderbear

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:02 PM

Shauna Parsons was once voted "Portland's Most Porkable Newscaster" by one of the weeklies. I'll concur, although we've had some hot ones pass through town on their way to bigger and better things. That one woman who's on the Today show is hot, and she came from PDX.

bguirk

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:08 PM

bguirk - I live in Portland, moved here five years ago from L.A. This place is a dog kennel, and that news chick is no different. She's porkable only if you consider the hounds that surround that canine. If you want a local news hottie, it's Kimberly Maus. And what the hell happened to that skank Lisa Hughes? Now that was a local hottie. She was probably too hot for this dog show, and moved to a city with a better market for her rippin' nasty self.

Ed Thunderbear

  

my dad lives In Israel?

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:09 PM

i'm pretty sure you can't use "I'm just sayin'" AND "Yeah, but still" back to back. They cancel each other out.

And Anderson cooper is cute and adorable when he's serious, but his laugh kind of creeps me out. he'd have to be serious all the time for me to find him sexy. i've never seen his ass. is there a pic you can put up?

my dad lives In Israel?

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:18 PM

I'M JUST SAYIN'....using both was a joke.

You know, it turns out I don't archive pictures of wispy 'mos. I happened to notice his petite slight frame when he was hamming it up in New Orleans after Katrina. Noticed that he looks like he'd get knocked down by a good fart. So sorry, no picture.

Just watch 360! He'll do one of his faygo pirouettes, and then you'll have your whack image. Done and done.

Ed Thunderbear

  

my dad lives In Israel?

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:38 PM

i was not looking for 'whack material.' how dare you. so is your idea of a hetero man's ass, all lumpy and wide? nevermind, i don't like where this is going.

my dad lives In Israel?

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:39 AM

Me neither what happened to the links or photo's to the hottest news bitches.

This is a really bad pic of her but she was fine as hell when she did the news out here in Phx. I guess she's in houston now, but they had this video of her doing a promo for the news out on a house boat in lake havasu in a 2 peice bikini, my god was she banging.


rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

superSKAnick

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:51 AM

That's not that bad, really.

superSKAnick

  

dply

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Kathy Sabine here in Denver is very nice. They even promote her hotness in commercials

dply

  

bguirk

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:59 PM

moved here five years ago from L.A.

Your point of view is very suspect. I no longer live in Portland. I'd give anything for a Shauna Parsons compared to what I see out of Detroit. Apparently it's very sexy to have your dark roots showing and have super broad shoulders out here.

Plenty of hot ladies in Portland BTW. Do you really live in Portland or in one of the burbs like Beaverton/Tualatin/Gresham/Troutdale/Hillsboro/Tigard? Those don't count. Do yourself a favor and hang out on SE Hawthorne and 37th on a hot day. Step over the gutter punks and pay attention to the sun dresses Portland doesn't have all of the MAW's from around the country skewing the hotness factor, but it's fine compared to most of the other cities I've been in (not counting Europe).

bguirk

  

bguirk

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:01 PM

And bravo to her captors for not taking advantage of her.

Just noticed this. I would say plucking her off the street and holding her hostage counts as taking advantage of her. Her captors do not deserve a "bravo."

bguirk

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:22 PM

37th and Hawthorne? Uh, if I was looking for a lesbian, I'd go there. Or a hackey sack-kicking hairylegs hairypits Earth Mama. They make belching Brittney look hot. I happened to live in Fairview (next to Gresham), but I work downtown. Now, that's where the hotties are during the daytime. Where they go at night, I haven't figured out. Beaverton-Hillsboro, full of MINLFs. Gresham, full of bleach-blonde skanks, with the dark roots like the ones you described. A great look, sure sign of a lazy skank. This city is cool, lots to do, great public transport, great for films and music, I like the climate....just no hotties.

Ed Thunderbear

  

OneManArmy

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I prefer my baby:


OneManArmy

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:30 PM

As Dave Dameshek would say,

Oooh La La.

The foxes run free.....

Ed Thunderbear

  

bguirk

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:34 PM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:36 PM

37th and Hawthorne? Uh, if I was looking for a lesbian, I'd go there

You might work downtown, but I knew I smelled burb on you. At least if you're living in the cheap burb that's closer to the mountain.

All the lesbians live in Multnomah Village on the West Side. All of the independent ladies with a little money in their pocket and jobs downtown rent between 20th and 38th on the numbers and Ankeny and Clinton on the named streets. 66% of the tail I got in the 90's was from this area. The bermuda triangle of bars around 48th and Hawthorne is where to go fishing on the weekends.

bguirk

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 5:08 PM
Edited Friday, August 18, 2006 at 5:14 PM

I don't go fishing in bars....but thanks for the tip. And Fairview has been developed since the 90's, my house was built in 2000, and it's on Fairview Lake, just a click off of Marine Drive and the Columbia River, right next door to Blue Lake. No cheap burb there. Parts of Fairview are indeed Whiskey Tango, but not my part. It's lame, too family-boring, lots of other things, but not cheap.

I hear the place to hit the bars is in The Pearl District, and also on 21st in Northwest. But again, I don't go trolling....

Ed Thunderbear

  

bguirk

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 5:57 PM

just a click off of Marine Drive and the Columbia River, right next door to Blue Lake.

I worked about 25 blocks from there on 154th between Marine Dr. and Sandy up until May. Small world.

bguirk

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 6:38 PM

Small world indeed. I see a Subaru building there on the left, but that's right up on Marine.

Ed Thunderbear

  

Had To Get It On

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 4:41 AM

klick

Had To Get It On

  

zt-in-hell

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Monday, September 4, 2006 at 10:28 AM

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