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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 5:16 PM Flipping through car radio stations on the way to 12 Galaxies, I hit a program espousing the wonders of breast implants. After a few minutes, I ascertained it was "LoveLine" minus Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. The voices belonged to KROQ personality Stryker and Dr. Robert Rey, a.k.a. "Dr. 90210" from TV's E! Right away, Rey started sketching me out, talking about how he prefers silicone implants, going on about how safe they are and how realistic they feel. Yeah, tell that to my aunt who had a silicone implant rupture. He continued that saline implants get bubbles and grow algae. Ew, ew, ew! Hey, hold on: I have a thought. Maybe it's because you're not supposed to put foreign substances in your breasts.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 7:32 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 7:34 PM Who wants to bet how much money that Lisa Hix has A-cup breasts? EDIT: Upon reading further I see that she basically admits to that. nevermind. —Dark Laith |
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TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 7:38 PM Breast Algae would be a great name for a rock band. What ever happened to good ol' bra-stuffing? They invented tissues for a reason. That nose thing is just a cover. —TortillaFactory |
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catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:54 PM WIN A FREE BOOB JOB! *snickers* —catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:04 PM Speaking as a superficial male, I'd rather have a natural A than a fake C. —bguirk |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:06 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:07 PM i really don't believe you but thank god anyway edit: hahaha at the timing of this. —smaller hands |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:07 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:08 PM Speaking as a superficial male, I'd rather have a natural A than a fake C. I'd like to feel some fake ones, though. ... and if it's just pr0n, what's the difference? —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:15 PM Stefanie, are you high? —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:17 PM Are they stacking books on your boobs while you sleep? —catloaf |
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smaller hands |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:17 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:19 PM mikey don't be a dick to me. i will shit in your mouth. edit: i used to think if you wore a bra to bed your boobs wouldn't grow —smaller hands |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:19 PM Don't call him mikey, he doesn't like that, call him Nathaniel. —greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:20 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:21 PM bguirk is le gay. —greymatters I dated a girl with A cups. She was fun. The girl who gets the implants probably has a few issues. They all can't be Amanda Wenk. I'd like to feel some fake ones, though. Me too, but just for science. i really don't believe you but thank god anyway Believe. —bguirk |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:20 PM I actually don't like Mikey, thank you grey. Nathaniel is better. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:30 PM my mom and my sister have big boobs. what's wrong with me? me too. my lack of boobage is ridiculous compared to the rest of my family —Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:33 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:34 PM My former wife was a 42DD. A little fat, though. 6', 175 lbs. —Colin |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:34 PM And I loved her titties. LOVED THEM. Miss them now... :( —Colin |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:36 PM My former wife was a 42DD. A little fat, though. 6", 175 lbs. gross. I think boobz stop being a good thing after 36B —Robots Rule |
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catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:36 PM SM and RR, I have your boob solution. Get knocked up, it'll solve allll your problems. —catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:37 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:37 PM ^ gentlemen behold.... —Robots Rule |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:38 PM 36B is still big, the 36 means they have a large back. Robots Rule, you're probably a 32A or 32B, go get your bra size professionally measured, they do it for free. —greymatters |
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catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:40 PM You have a penis and a vagina, don't you? —catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:40 PM ^ thankyou for that, btw I did get it done a while ago.....[32A] —Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:40 PM And I'd rather have no breasts than gynecomastia. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here at Dingleberry's all week. —drakeguy19 |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:42 PM gross. I think boobz stop being a good thing after 36B Nah - even Minka's aren't that bad (but there's nothing wrong with ones that are small and humble, besides, they're less easily confused with mountains). —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:44 PM And I'd rather have no breasts than gynecomastia. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here at Dingleberry's all week. Oh God. Last week I went into the bike shop to get a flat fixed and there was a guy there, in bike shorts, with gynecomastia. We're talking a solid B-cup. That was just wrong. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:44 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:44 PM ack edit: at the bike shorts AND shakira —catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:47 PM hahahahah one time i was watching this episode of jerry springer and this one girl who was part of a love triangle flashed the audience and they were all like HELL YEAH and then the other love triangle girl flashed hers to one up the other girl and they audience was all SHIT and took turns telling her what an awful rack she had. both the girls were ugly and both had big boobs and all of it was blurred out obviously but anyway i always think about how terrible it would be if a dude saw your boobs and was all GROSS even if he doesn't say it outloud.
i mean...seriously.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:49 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:51 PM As a girl, I have always thought that anything larger than a D would be a bit much, but to most guys, it seems like that would be average. I'm referring to the guys that I know. And one time I was fitted and it was the most horrible uncomfortable experience of my life. Some old woman groped me and shit. 34D was the verdict, but sometimes it seems like it depends on the brand. My sister and I have big boobs, but my mom doesn't. —mandeemoo22 |
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Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:53 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:54 PM ^ true go get your bra size professionally measured, they do it for free.
—greymatters how the HELL do you know that?!
some little asian lady comes around and measures your back/chest area with a measuring tape and then looks at a little conversion chart and decides what size you are. it's alittle awkward but whatev. I got it done with a friend
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:53 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:55 PM As a girl, I have always thought that anything larger than a D would be a bit much, but to most guys, it seems like that would be average. I'm referring to the guys that I know. I don't know, D's nice, but, as long as they're a handful (and not so large they aren't recognizable as boobs), it's good times. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:56 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:57 PM Hey, just cause I dress up as a little asian lady doesn't give you the right to judge me. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:57 PM as weird as this sounds the other day I was thinking about my lack of boob, and the giant boobz in pornos and I got all depressed that I will never be able to be proper titty-fucked. not like I want to be, it's just one of those things that I think about. —Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:59 PM when anobody actually says something mildly amusing it's not as funny as it could be, on account of how much he posts. does tghat make sense? —smaller hands |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:00 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:00 PM anobody, if you mention your ex's breasts, I will stab you. What if I mention how ample and nice my own rack is? —anobody |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:01 PM What if I mention how ample my own bosom is? Now I'm going to stab you anyway. —ItHadToBeJew |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:01 PM I got all depressed that I will never be able to be proper titty-fucked. Armpit-fucking is the new titty-fucking. True story. Unless...you don't have any arms, then I apologize. —greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:02 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:03 PM I have fins....like a dolphin
ps. why aren't they called "phins"
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:03 PM That Helena chick didn't have any arms but it didn't seem to stop that surgeon guy. —anobody |
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catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:03 PM Speaking of armpit fucking, I always think about Adam when I'm cleaning my vibrator by wiping it off under my armpit. —catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:03 PM i feel like titty fucking is for dudes who don't know how to handle a vag. —smaller hands |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:03 PM oh I know it's true, RR.. I just wondered how grey knew it. i swear to god if he says he watches Oprah.... Redo: how the hell do YOU know that?! and yea, anobody, PLEASE stop. Seriously. —my dad lives In Israel? |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:04 PM I have fins....like a dolphin Do you have mammary slits too? —anobody |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:05 PM I always think about Adam when I'm cleaning my vibrator by wiping it off under my armpit. WTF!? TMI. —greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:05 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:06 PM Grey, it's just a dolphin 'massager'. i feel like titty fucking is for dudes who don't know how to handle a vag. Or where to find it. —anobody |
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Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:05 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:06 PM yes? what are mammary slits
I'll just agree because of the mammary part
EDIT: nevermind, everyone is posting so fast. it confuses me and my slow fingers
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anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:07 PM yes? what are mammary slits That's where marine mammals keep their boobs. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:08 PM anobody, I normally don't care if you're digging your own grave but you seriously need to stop posting in this thread. You're grossing everybody out and it's not even in a cool way or in a cute way. You're just grossing everybody out in a serious manner. mikeyfish is really close to coming out of retirement to Colbert this thread to save you from yourself. —greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:08 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:09 PM Or where to find it. —anobody that's what i was talking about. edit:iawtpam —smaller hands |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:09 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:09 PM That's where marine mammals keep their boobs. Unless you're a marine biologist and/or a pervert, you should not have that information so readily available. I'm pretty sure you're not a marine biologist. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:09 PM I figured...the slit part made me think about vadges, then about voldemorte[sp] from harry potter —Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:10 PM I may not be a marine biologist, but I did take a class in marine biology at UH Manoa. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:10 PM OMG, that reminds me of the time Dubious Merit posted the picture of the whale dildo or whatever the hell it was. —catloaf |
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Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:10 PM I'm pretty sure you're not a marine biologist. I believe the term is porpoise lover —Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:11 PM Hey, I may have had sex with it, but it wasn't on porpoise. —anobody |
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catloaf |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:11 PM I may not be a marine biologist, but I did take a class in marine biology at UH Manoa. Did anyone else think he was gonna say, "but I did stay at a Best Western last night"? —catloaf |
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Colin |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:12 PM "Is there a marine biolgist here? I think this whale has something in its blowhole." —Colin |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:12 PM Hey, I may have had sex with it, but it wasn't on porpoise. That is IT! —ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:12 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:13 PM Did anyone else think he was gonna say, "but I did stay at a Best Western last night"? Damn, that would have been good (guess I'll just have to leave that stuff to the professionals, by which I mean ABM). —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:13 PM "Is there a marine biolgist here? I think this whale has something in its blowhole." Seinfeld? —greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:13 PM Nathaniel is locking in the coordinates. —catloaf |
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anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:14 PM George! George is a marine biologist! —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:14 PM "Is there a marine biolgist here? I think this whale has something in its blowhole." —Colin
LOL YES
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:15 PM Hey, I may have had sex with it, but it wasn't on porpoise whale done, anobody, whale done —Robots Rule |
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Colin |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:16 PM Right click and block images from that fucking post. grrrr —Colin |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:20 PM I only listen to grey. She's the Gracie to my George. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:21 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:22 PM Hey, I may have had sex with it, but it wasn't on porpoise whale done, anobody, whale done -Robots Rules
Tell me aboat it. Fintastic.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:24 PM You shouldn't have thought aboat it after you posted it the first time, Stefanie. Anyway, I'm having a halibut good time. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:26 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:26 PM RR + Smaller Hands + Anobody = love
[sexy]
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:28 PM I know my puns were bad. But that was worse. I know. I was desperate! Under pressure! The squalls were caving in on me! There was an earthquake! A flood! An avalanche! It wasn't my fault! —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:31 PM don't cry, maybe a joke will cheer you up. Why did the whale cross the road? to get to the other tide —Robots Rule |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:32 PM Stephanie, it feels like you've enlisted. Stop. Nathaniel, don't say that, I refuse to add Stefanie to the anobody Gay Army. I will not do it! (Yes, I would do it.)
P.S. Have your photobucket open, just in case.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:33 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:34 PM Ah, yes, that made me laugh :-) *edit* was actually referring to RR's joke, but I'll keep it for for Grey too. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:34 PM Have your photobucket open, just in case. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:36 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:37 PM 
edit: I was refering to my undying love for whales and anobody
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:40 PM ZT's just got the magic touch. —anobody |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:44 PM Don't do it! Take me instead! Take me insteeeeeaaaad!!!! —anobody |
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