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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 1:47 PM I just sent one to the late Ac3_R0ck0lla. it talks about how he should get off the crazy chatrooms and grab his boyfriend and go to the movies. I hope he gets it. —Robots Rule |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:12 PM I really am tired of these phone calls. I've gotten 6 over the weekend. —ItHadToBeJew |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:17 PM You could always Colbert them. Oh, that doesn't work irl. —greymatters |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:19 PM The one time I actually said to someone "You're On Notice", they didn't get it. Not a Colbert fan. Now they're dead to me. —ItHadToBeJew |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:23 PM This is why I always carry around a black glove with me. You should have put the glove on elegantly, taken it off in the same manner and then slapped them across the face with the glove. —greymatters |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:33 PM I think people might get suspicious if I carry a shovel with me. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:38 PM They're already preselling tickets at the theater...Is this movie really going to be THAT big? —andrewwagner777 |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:41 PM I think people might get suspicious if I carry a shovel with me. In the winter you can tell people you're starting a snow clearing business. In the summer you can tell them you're starting a landscaping business. Do I have to do everything for you? —greymatters |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:44 PM What happens to leaves? They fall. Someone has to clear them. —greymatters |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:05 PM mikeyfish, you were supposed to say, "What about the spring, greymatters? WHAT ABOUT THE SPRING?" I would then say, "What happens to zombies? They spring. Someone has to kill them." Then you could have used a picture from Shaun of the Dead. You fucked it up, I hate you. —greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:09 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:10 PM Spring? I don't think zombies spring, I'd say more like hobble, falter, lurch, shuffle, stagger, stumble, teeter, totter, waver or wobble. Or mosey, even, but not spring. —catloaf |
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OneNutAaron |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:12 PM I got a call tonight about an hour ago and it was from a buddy of mine's phone. I called him right back after the voicemail was left, and he had no idea what I was talking about. It obviously wasn't from his phone, but it said it came from him. Weird, huh? —OneNutAaron |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:16 PM It's almost like none of you watch zombie movies. When a future zombie dies, they are buried and they spring from their graves. Oh yeah, I just got esoteric on your ass. —greymatters |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:18 PM They crawl from the grave, and you damn well know it. And I'm talking real zombies, not those BS Resident Evil movie zombies. —ItHadToBeJew |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:21 PM They crawl from the grave, and you damn well know it. And I'm talking real zombies, not those BS Resident Evil movie zombies. Do you know that the word spring doesn't just mean leap forward? 6. To arise from a source; develop. - dictionary.com Eat it, Urkel. —greymatters |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:22 PM To move upward or forward in a single quick motion or a series of such motions; leap. Fuck you and fuck your sixth string definition. —ItHadToBeJew |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 9:25 PM Fuck you and fuck your sixth string definition. Fuck me? FUCK YOU! I'm telling on you. Laith will BTK you for me. —greymatters |
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drakeguy19 |
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:22 PM Nobody calls me. Not even Samuel L. Jackson to pimp his movie. —drakeguy19 |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:24 PM
Edited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 7:26 PM They're afraid of catching cancer. And they hate The Drake. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 8:52 PM And they hate The Drake. —ItHadToBeJew I hate The Drake! —bguirk |
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