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Batman

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:27 PM

I made up this word recently, and got to thinking that I couldn't be alone in inventing the word. It just begs to be said. As in, "You are a fucktard."

Turns out someone got there before me. It even has been defined here.

This is my new favorite word. Fucktarded. Awesome.

Batman

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:28 PM

THATS MY WORD.

adams_babymomma

  

Mayonnaise

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:06 PM

When I saw the title of this thread, I assumed you were talking about Stryker.

Mayonnaise

  

Batman

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:12 PM

Certainly could apply. "The folks who actually HIRED Stryker are FUCKTARDED."

Batman

  

bguirk

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:15 PM

I think the author Christopher Moore is the first user of that term. His books are great BTW. He's at least probably the first person to use it in print.

bguirk

  

Batman

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:16 PM
Edited Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:23 PM

I'm listening to a show from early 2002 (Drew is in Ohio) and Adam used the word "Dudetard" and later "Dudettetard". I'm sure he REALLY wanted to say Fucktard.

EDIT - This show is a goldmine. Adam just used "Tacotard".

Batman

  

catloaf

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 1:35 AM

I like the term "gaytarded" also.

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:02 AM

I remember that episode, Batman. It was 'cause the caller kept saying "Dude."

I remember another time, when Adam called Drew "Drewtard."

Dusty TheHick

  

andrewwagner777

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:17 AM

Yeah, I'll be yet another person to tell you that it isn't your word...A friend of mine made that up as a nickname for one of my teachers in the middle of last year.

andrewwagner777

  

AsianOrJew

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:50 PM

I thought I invented the terms crasian and blaggot, but, no.

AsianOrJew

  

bguirk

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:07 PM

I thought I came up with "Gaycation," but then I saw that a local band named themselves after my word. Fuck them.

bguirk

  

catloaf

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:30 PM

I came up with the word wellbredneck to describe myself.

catloaf

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 10:37 PM

I thought I came up with the word whimsical, but I looked it up and apparently Emmanuel Lewis (webster) wrote about it in his book.

mandeemoo22

  

One Nut Wonder

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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 12:13 PM

I came up with the word "qrfzpdglof", but it unfortunately never caught on.

One Nut Wonder

  

zt-in-hell

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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 12:34 PM

I invented the term GeoJerking.

zt-in-hell

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:41 PM

There should be a word for when you orgasm but you don't jizz or anything. Something that is as effective as the word "cum/come/came" but without the connotation that your vag is literally squirting and stuff.

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:43 PM

Carnalize?

greymatters

  

chix0r

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:45 PM

Getting off always works, if you don't want to just use orgasm.

chix0r

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:46 PM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:49 PM

re:carnalize

Did you make that up? Either way, I'm vetoing it. It's an orgasm, not a steak dinner.


getting off will have to do. but it sounds too much like wacking off to me. I want this term to be girly but dirty.

smaller hands

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:47 PM
Edited Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:47 PM

Back to "fucktard," that reminds me of the night Adam came up with 'gooftard' and then went on a riff about it sounding like a good German name (I think it was either Will Sasso or Will Arnett in that night). I began using it after that, it's just fun to say.


Mmmmm, carnalized onions...

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:49 PM

It's an orgasm not a steak dinner.

Beef curtains. Do you not know what carnal means? I wasn't talking about carne asada.

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:52 PM

meat meat meat meat flesh lust hunt meat sex blah blah blah

don't be a jerk.

I still don't like it.

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:55 PM

Dallying?

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:58 PM

we need ghostface killah for this case.

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 6:01 PM

Ice cream?

No, that's Raekwon.

greymatters

  

drakeguy19

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:37 PM

What about RZA?

drakeguy19

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 7:46 PM

This forum is not ready for Bobby Digital.

greymatters

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:10 AM

I thought I originated the word "the," but there's all kinds of fucktards using it already.

Dusty TheHick

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