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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 5:22 PM "You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah, I deride your truth-handling abilities!" —Jaffa Cakes |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:22 PM The Thimpthinth! "Sometimes I feel like I'm a black guy."
"Say more."
"Well, I'm just a really good freestyle dancer." —mandeemoo22 |
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JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:24 PM
Edited Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:27 PM I rarely post, but what the hell:
1st one is
The Simpsons
2nd one is
Dog Bites Man —JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:33 PM Sure, but I can spell. I assume it is a spelling issue. Rarely do people type with a lisp the way you do. —JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:37 PM
Edited Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:37 PM Hey! Don't make fun of my lithp, atthhole! —mandeemoo22 |
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JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:38 PM My apologies. I'm going to bed. Have a lovely evening. —JoJo |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:40 PM "Zombie guards: SEIZE HIM!"
"..."
"Tell me that's not fun to say." —ItHadToBeJew |
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JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:43 PM Harvey Birdman, AAL —JoJo |
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JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:47 PM Good point. Of course I never claimed not to be a liar. Actually, I did plan on logging off, but then didn't. Maybe now. Though maybe not. —JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:49 PM
Edited Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:49 PM Just to be fair, I'll post an easy one of my own: "Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that."
"Oh yes." —JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:45 PM Sorry, almost didn't recognize you without the lisp. Yes, it is from Friends. Nicely played. —JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:48 PM "There are 42 pressure points on the human body which result in death. I will teach you 41. The 42nd I may one day have to use on you !" —Laxdude |
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JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:51 PM
Edited Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:52 PM Adult Swim: Robot Chicken Damn, beat me to it. —JoJo |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:03 PM This made me snort water out of my nose when I first watched it. "He signed a DNR."
"He rhymes with dinner?"
"HE SIGNED A DNR."
"Oh. THAT makes more sense." —TortillaFactory |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:24 PM "You want fuckin' nuts? We've got fuckin' Ted fuckin' Nugent!" —ItHadToBeJew |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:06 AM
Edited Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:09 AM "Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip!" Oh. I'd also like to call TF's as House, because even though I never watch it, I know she does and that must be what it's from. —chix0r |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:26 AM 1. "Of course they're going to say nice things about you; they're your kids. But me, I'm a miserable prick who cares nothing about anybody but himself and I look at you in your hospital bed, tired and worn-out from surgery, and I selfishly wonder, how long must I wait before I can fuck you?" 2. "I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?" 3. "Aloha maku maku. Don Ho will not emerge from the Valley of Darkness." 4. "You can use your mother’s old golf clubs. They’re upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential." —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 7:31 PM JoJo, you're hot. 
Would you like to get impregnated by my friend Stryker311? —greymatters |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 7:33 PM This thread is weak. And this week's episode of Psych sucked. What the fuck is your problem, greymatters? —smaller hands |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 7:37 PM Aw, man, did it really? I'm downloading it from itunes even as we speak. —catloaf |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 7:40 PM I'm thinking that I should start watching Entourage since I've developed a Jeremy Piven crush. Any thoughts? —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 7:51 PM And this week's episode of Psych sucked. Hey, they can't all be gems. What the fuck is your problem, greymatters? I had to give away my Golden Retriever when I was 10. —greymatters |
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drakeguy19 |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:07 PM 1. "Daaaah, Iiiii HEARD that!" 2. "For the rest of the day, whenever anyone says the secret word, scream real loud!" —drakeguy19 |
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catloaf |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:29 PM 2. PeeWee's Playhouse. In other news, Shawn Spencer is totally hawt. Reminds me of Ben Stiller, but possibly sessier. —catloaf |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 10:52 PM 3. Adventures Of Pete & Pete? —ItHadToBeJew I was pretty exited the other day when i saw artie on Reno 911. If you watch the new opening credits you'll see him with an arrow stuck in his head. He's hard to recognize after all these years and without the buddy holly glasses. —Stu Benedict |
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TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:07 PM Here's one for Mike. "I think this was supposed to be called 'Screaming, semicolon, Skull.'" —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:23 PM The Adventures of Pete and Pete = possibly the greatest show ever created ever —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:28 PM I'm thinking that I should start watching Entourage since I've developed a Jeremy Piven crush. Any thoughts? Yeah, it's good. —anobody |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:52 AM And this week's episode of Psych sucked.
—smaller hands I have to disagree. I found Captain Crunch...delicious. —catloaf |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:27 AM Oh, I lolled, especially at Gus in his marching band uniform. —catloaf |
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greymatters |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:41 AM What about when they chest bumped when they solved the crime? —greymatters |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:42 AM The episode where Gus had a crush on the client and the kitty episode raised the bar too high. Screw marching band humor. —smaller hands |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:48 AM
Edited Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:48 AM But...but...but he looked so adorable! —catloaf |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:52 AM Vote or die motherfucker
Motherfucker vote or die
Rock the vote or else I’m gonna stick a knife through your eye Democracy is founded on one simple rule
Get out there and vote or I will motherfucking kill you I like it when you vote, bitch
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch
I’ll slam my jimmy through your mouth roof
Now get your big ass in the polling booth I said vote bitch or I’ll fucking kill you Vote or die motherfucker
Motherfucker vote or die
Can’t run from a .38, go ahead and try. Let your opinion be heard
You’ve gotta make a choice
Cause after I slit your throat
You won’t have a fucking voice Vote or Die
Vote or Die —Faygo |
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Faygo |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:06 AM Let's all go out for some chocalate milk shakes! —Faygo |
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:23 AM Only if they're made with vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. As God intended. —anobody |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:19 PM 1. "Daaaah, Iiiii HEARD that!" -drakeguy You Can't Do That on Television! —Dusty TheHick |
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pookie |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:30 PM "Well, that's just a big bowl o'wrong." —pookie |
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catloaf |
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Tuesday, September 5, 2006 at 5:08 AM No more new Psych episodes until January. FARG! —catloaf |
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drakeguy19 |
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Tuesday, September 5, 2006 at 3:12 PM Shit yeah, Dusty gets a windbreaker, yeah good times buddy! —drakeguy19 |
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