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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:40 AM HELLO, I HAVE COLLECTED 2 CUPS OF HEMROIDS REMOVED FROM ANUS WITH NAILCLIPPERS. I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH RECIPIES THAT CALL FOR HEMROIDS, AND I NEED ASSISTANCE TO PREPARE THEM PROPERLY. I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT AND THEREFORE ON A STRICT BUDGET. I ALSO USE THE SAFARI BROWSER AND I AM 1/8TH CHEROKEE. PLEASE ADVISE. —zt-in-hell |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 12:55 PM Attempt at irreverent comedy: FAILED Would you like to try again? (Y/N) —Stu Benedict |
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zt-in-hell |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:09 PM Attempt at irreverent comedy: FAILED Would you like to try again? (Y/N) —Stu Benedict YES, I WILL PISS ON YOUR FACE. BUT I'M GOING TO 7-11 TO GET A BIG GULP OF DIET DR. PEPPER FIRST. —zt-in-hell |
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anobody |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:32 PM At some point, you've gotta figure that all the robotripping's going to destroy your liver, kidneys and pancreas (in addition to the damage you've already done to your colon). —anobody |
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zt-in-hell |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:28 AM I FIGURE IF I PRACTICE SURGERY ENOUGH, I WILL BE ABLE TO REPLACE ALL OF THEM MYSELF. —zt-in-hell |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 12:25 PM Well, you might be able to find instructions on the "internet." Here's a tip: Try spelling it "hemmoroids."
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chix0r |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 1:39 PM And if you want the correct spelling, you can use hemorrhoids. —chix0r |
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catloaf |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 2:25 PM
Edited Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 3:08 PM Well, don't feel too bad. Missing an H isn't nearly as bad as missing your period. —catloaf |
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chix0r |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:48 PM >>I THOUGHT I was missing an 'H' somewhere! You also used two m's instead of two r's, but who's counting? —chix0r |
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catloaf |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:49 PM The Count! The COUNT is counting! HA HA HA! —catloaf |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 6:54 PM You also used two m's instead of two r's, but who's counting? 
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:36 PM
Edited Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:37 PM HELLO, NO AMOUNT OF PEDANTIC BANTER ABOUT SPELLING WILL COOK MY HEMROIDS, HEMMOROIDS, OR EVEN HEMORRHOIDS. IT WILL ALSO NOT ORDER ME PIZZA, OR CURE THE HIV I GOT FROM ABM. SO, WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST STICK OUR DICKS IN LITTER BOXES? —zt-in-hell |
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zt-in-hell |
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Friday, September 1, 2006 at 5:11 PM The highest quality threads are the first to die. —zt-in-hell |
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