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Ask TLC: Where to get Scalpels, Anesthesia?

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:08 AM

HELLO,

I WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM MILD TO MODERATE SURGERY ON MYSELF. HOWEVER, I REQUIRE SCALPELS AND ANESTHESIA, AND ALSO PERHAPS SOMETHING TO SOW ME UP AT THE END -- THOUGH I WAS THINKING OF USING FISH HOOKS AND FISHING LINE.

WHERE WOULD YOU SUGGEST I GET THE NECESSARY SUPPLIES, AND WHAT KINDS WOULD YOU SUGGEST I USE?

XOXOXO,

zt-in-hell

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:19 AM

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ORDERING YOU A PIZZA?

Jaffa Cakes

  

Robots Rule

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:23 AM

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE LEARNING CHANNEL?

Robots Rule

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Anesthesia:

Scalpel:

TortillaFactory

  

justnorthofthebridge

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Anesthesia:





Scalpel:


justnorthofthebridge

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:08 PM

ZT = Ivo Shandor?

Tell me, do you believe society is too sick to survive?

ItHadToBeJew

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:11 PM

"Nobody steps on a church in my town."

Beat It!

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:43 PM

ZT = Ivo Shandor? Tell me, do you believe society is too sick to survive? —ItHadToBeJew

I AM IVO SHANDOR ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ORDERING YOU A PIZZA? —Jaffa Cakes

I'M GOING TO CUT PART OF MY FOOT AND KNEE OFF (AND POSSIBLY SCALP) IF PIZZA IS NOT ORDERED FOR ME, AND MAYBE IF IT IS.

zt-in-hell

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:17 PM

You should cut out your tongue in exchange for pizza.

Mmmmm, irony with cheese.

Beat It!

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:34 PM

Anesthesia:


Scalpel:

Dark Laith

  

Batman

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:46 PM

Anesthesia:

Scalpel:

Something to sew you up:

Batman

  

von zipper

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 7:28 PM

I would purchase these items on EBAY. Right now there are 3,261 items listed for surgical. Some are used, but I'm sure with some scrapeing, they would clean up just fine. Also do a search on Mortician, as there are often some good deals on antique body tools that work great for do it yourself surgury.
Good luck, and please post pictures for us.

von zipper

  

Stryker311

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:06 PM

zt=Bill Hicks

Stryker311

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