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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 4:02 PM
Edited Monday, August 7, 2006 at 4:15 PM Movie #1: "Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out." Movie #2: "I gave you a chance to be a cop and you blew it!" Movie #3: "Damn you Walker!!!!" Movie #4: "All they have to do is to eat three or four children and there'd be the most appalling publicity." Movie #5: "Somewheres in life you got turned around; it's HER job to smell good for YOU." —ItHadToBeJew |
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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 5:15 PM I'm embarrassed but I only recognize one of those - 1 is from Once Upon a Time in Mexico. —anobody |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 6:58 PM I need to see that one again. I'll try and come up with some stumpers for you tomorrow. —Beat It! |
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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 10:41 PM Just added it to my queue... but they don't seem to have it (I could only 'save' it). —anobody |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:59 PM That's not even a challenge - as soon as I saw corn, I knew Field of Dreams. I'm trying to come up with a few but I musta had a small stroke that nuked the part of my brain that's responsible for recalling movie quotes because I'm drawing a blank (fortunately, my quote-recognition center seems to be working). —anobody |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 5:09 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 5:09 PM "Are you that guy that sells corn dogs at the mall?"
"As far as you're concerned, young lady, I have no identity. In fact.... I'm not even here..." *runs off*
"He's way weirder than corndog guy." —ItHadToBeJew |
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Beat It! |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 5:36 PM Son of a bitch, I know I've heard that one. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 6:03 PM Beat It, you're a Dick. —anobody |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 6:15 PM How DARE y- Oh, wait, I see what you did there. Thanks. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 6:46 PM ^ That was just on this weekend. Very clever. —pookie |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 6:53 PM "For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says 'shit' a lot, you know?" —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 7:06 PM You guys definitely do not watch the same movies I do. —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 7:50 PM Romy and Michelle, Stefanie? —anobody |
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 8:50 PM "I can see you're no stranger to pain."
"I've been married."
"Ahh."
"*Twice*."
"Oy!" —ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:08 PM #1
"You're hypocrites...all of you!" #2
Man: I don't think you realize how serious this is. You won't have a brain when you are finished.
Woman: I don't want the goddamn thing. Take it!
Man: It's gone. #3
"I am NOT the Messiah!"
"I say you are my Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few." #4
"Okay, what am I doing...I'm chasing this guy...nope...he's chasing me." —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:14 PM Well done. I saw you nailed Groundhog Day already in the other one. No-brainer for you. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:17 PM Is #2 The Man With Two Brains? Granted, I haven't actually seen the movie, but the quote seems to fit my general idea of what its about. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:00 PM Nope. Here's another couple lines (I caught this great sequence on cable last night): Man At the current rate of...inflation, her brain will laterally...explore the...
Woman: Literally explode?
Man: Exactly, within the next three houses.
Woman: Hours.
Man: Yes, it will literally explode within next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint...
Woman: The restaurant.
Man: Restaurant, yes.
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:21 PM 3 is Life of Brian, why has no one called it? —chix0r |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:41 PM "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine." —HocusPocus |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:43 PM Obviously because no one's seen it. I still got nothing. But I'll contribute: "The thought of me creaming myself while I strip for strangers doesn't turn you on?"
"Put like that...yes." —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:15 PM I was wondering the same thing, chix0r. It's Soapdish, mikey. Good stuff from Kevin Kline. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:19 PM
Edited Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:20 PM I've got nothing. Ohhhh - Soapdish (it's been awhile since I've seen that; I was leaning toward Man With Two Brains at first too). *edit* DAMN YOU BEAT IT! —anobody |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:34 PM
Edited Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:35 PM Here's a few more that spring to mind: #1 (This one's for Catloaf)
"Son, you got a panty on your head." #2
Man: "And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked or altered in any way. In fact they have a time coding, which is very hard to fake.
Judge: "Would you please explain for the court what a "time coding" does.
Man: "Um, well...it's uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying. #3
"I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women in sight anywhere?
"...By choice, man. Yeah, choice. Conscious choice." #4 (The last movie I saw, by the way)
"Um, I know you gentlemen have been through a lot and all, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!" By the way, I'm too lazy to hunt down the old thread, but I wonder how many of these are the same one I used last time I'm guessing several. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:38 PM
Edited Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:38 PM 1. Raising Arizona
3. Say Anything
4. The Thing (Beat It!, please tell me you got my Arrested Development joke. Come on!) —ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:41 PM
Edited Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:45 PM I want to say Weird Science for 1 but I know that was a bra. 4 sounds so familiar but I can't place it at all. *edit* fuck me - late again Weird, don't think I've ever seen The Thing, but I remember the quote from somewhere. —anobody |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:46 PM And from my first post: 3. Cliffhanger
4. Gremlins 2
5. Play It Again, Sam —ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:47 PM
Edited Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:48 PM I set 'em up, Mikey knowcks them down. As for the AD reference, it shames me to say I didn't. From your last post? "I think you have to know that world." (Season 3 on DVD in two and a half weeks, by the way.) EDIT: Gremlins 2 is vastly underrated as far as sequels go. It's better than the first in many ways. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:48 PM
Edited Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:49 PM George, Sr.: Oh, thank God you’re here. I’m going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. And once, both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish. I-I think you have to know that world. Agreed on Gremlins 2. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:50 PM You cagey son of a bitch. Nice work. As punishment, I will rewatch the first two seasons starting now. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 7:57 PM #1
"But you weren't exactly turned off, were you? See what I mean? The devil's changin' you already." #2
"I'll go to bed every night at 10 with a cup of cocoa and Howard's End. That is, if Howard shows up!" —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:26 PM "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."
Fall Out Boy has a song called Of All the Gin Joints in all the world, but I don't know the movie...
And I don't know any of the movie quotes in here, but I knew Say Anything. I'm proud.
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:06 PM Fall Out Boy has a song called Of All the Gin Joints in all the world, but I don't know the movie...
That's gotta be one of the most famous movie quotes ever (the movie was a bit overrated, though). —anobody |
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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:12 PM That's OK, I already was from TBJ for the same (doesn't make it any less overrated, though). —anobody |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:25 AM #1 (This one's for Catloaf)
"Son, you got a panty on your head." I know it's already been called, but I still have to call it. Raising Arizona, the greatest movie EVAR. —catloaf |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:59 AM
Edited Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:00 AM #1
"I don't like jogging. I remember after I saw Rocky the first time, I ran out in the park jogging, and you know, shaddow boxing. Some guy came up and punched me right in the face." #2
"People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a goddamn thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead. " #3 (Easy one)
"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get." #4
Man #1: Take those fucking things off?
Man #2: But I never got to use night-vision.
Man #1: They do not work during the day!
man #2: They kinda work.
Oh, and this one from before:
#2
Man: "And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked or altered in any way. In fact they have a time coding, which is very hard to fake.
Judge: "Would you please explain for the court what a "time coding" does.
Man: "Um, well...it's uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying. It's from Strange Brew. —Beat It! |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:06 AM 1 I don't know, but it just feels like something Woody Alan would say. 2 is Nurse Betty (between that and Dreamcatcher, I almost think he just takes every role he's offered). 3 is Reservoir Giraffes (haven't seen it in years, but it's in the queue) 4. 3 Kings —anobody |
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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 5:19 PM
Edited Friday, August 11, 2006 at 5:20 PM "The bitch hit me with a toaster." —Jaffa Cakes |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:18 AM "Any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expense." —chix0r |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:32 AM The Libertine - a 114 minute PSA to let us know that syphilis is bad. Really, really, really, really, *gasp*, really, really, really bad. —anobody |
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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:08 PM
Edited Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 12:02 AM Thanks, I was looking for something to do and haven't seen Minority Report in awhile. 1.
Harry Doyle: And I ain't goin' to your funeral!
Archie Long: You ain't invited! 2.
[pretending to watch the World Series on TV] Koufax... Koufax kicks. He delivers. It's up the middle! It's a base hit! Richardson is rounding first. He's going for second. The ball's into deep right center. Davis cuts the ball off! Here comes the throw. He throws it to second! He slides! He's in there! He's safe! It's a double.! Richardson's on second base! —anobody |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 8:59 PM “On Tuesday she dug up all the flowers, and then took a dump in the kitchen. I believe that was her [suicide] note.” —Masteel |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 9:43 PM "Release your anger...Only your hatred can destroy me. Strike me down with your hate, and claim your refund." —drakeguy19 |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:06 PM Masteel's is some movie with Matthew Broderick and I think Alec Baldwin, but I forget what it's called and I don't think I liked it. One Last Shot or something? —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:11 PM Damn, you're good mandee, that was an obscure one. "The Last Shot" —Masteel |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:15 PM When my dad first moved into his new house, he hadn't brought all of his movies over yet, and all he had was The Last Shot, Lambchop's Chanukah, and Liar Liar, so my sister and I watched those several times. And I think we both always referred to it as One Last Shot and my dad would get upset that we said it wrong. —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:17 PM I remember watching it and not being sure if I liked it. I'm still not sure. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:28 PM I don't think Drake's counts as an actual movie. "I feel a slight stiffness coming on..........in my shoulder." —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 11:01 PM On Her blahblahblah. "Don't cry for her son, she wasn't human." —ItHadToBeJew |
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Monday, August 21, 2006 at 10:39 PM "Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you." and from the same movie: "When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago, that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the Bubonic plague!"
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Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:06 PM Obvi that's from Wet Hot American Summer. The first quote was my monologue for my Music Man audition. —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, September 2, 2006 at 11:33 PM No. Pet Sematary. [sic] —Colin |
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Saturday, September 2, 2006 at 11:51 PM
Edited Saturday, September 2, 2006 at 11:51 PM I got one. "Hey fuckface, have you seen Gracie?" —Faygo |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 7:10 PM Miss Mandee made a funnee. :-) —Colin |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 7:25 PM "Locked, from the inside. That can only mean one thing. And I don't know what it is. " —Jaffa Cakes |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 10:09 PM Ace, we're going to have to have an intervention. You have to stop making Steve Irwin jokes. I'm all for making fun of the dead, but every thread? —Jaffa Cakes |
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Sunday, September 3, 2006 at 10:16 PM lol stringray barb up your ass, colbert molester. —zt-in-hell |
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:46 AM "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine." Oceans 11. Been to that gin joint in Vegas. Nice view of the fountains.
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:17 AM LMFAO - please tell me you're kidding :D —anobody |
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 10:06 AM "No, sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here, sir. He's dead, sir." —Jaffa Cakes |
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 11:40 AM Oh "Hey fuckface, have you seen Gracie?" South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut —Jaffa Cakes |
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 12:44 PM "Locked, from the inside. That can only mean one thing. And I don't know what it is. " Murder by Death. Not sure how I missed that one. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 5:46 PM "You killed my duck!" "I killed your duck?" [stomps on duck]
"There! The duck is fucking DEAD!" —plurry |
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 8:02 PM If anobody doesn't know my quote/hasn't seen my movie, I am shocked/offended. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 8:12 PM I don't know it and am quite certain I've never seen it before in my life, Mr. Fabulous.
Now I need to get something to eat. Some fried chickens sound pretty good right now. LMFAO - please tell me you're kidding :D What the fuck did I post that in response to? I musta hit the wrong tab or something.
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 9:25 PM plurry's is The Doors.
Here's another:
I screwed up...and I'm sorry...so fuck you. —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, March 1, 2007 at 9:26 PM "She had a face that was meant to smile. And as I walked away, I thought to myself, 'another job well done.'" (It's not as dirty as it sounds.) —jezebel |
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Monday, March 5, 2007 at 7:01 AM CALLING ALL NERDS "Why - would you buy her, that you inquire after her thus?"
"Could the world buy such a jewel?"
"Yea, and a box to put it into!" —TortillaFactory |
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