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Dark Laith

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 11:21 AM
Edited Monday, August 7, 2006 at 11:22 AM

The good news is, when a caller mentioned graduating from a JC, Stryker mentioned that his predecessor (whom he called by name) had a rather negative opinion of those who attend JCs, and that he agreed with said predecessor.

The bad news is, I'm fairly certain I heard Stryker refer to the show as "Lovelines". On the air. At least twice. Needless to say, I'm appalled at him.

Dark Laith

  

anobody

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 12:04 PM

How's the show lately, Laith?

anobody

  

AceRockollaisAce

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 12:16 PM

I still download almost all the shows but never seem to get the enthusiasm (dam spelling) to actually listen to them. I guess I am just one of lifes collectors.

AceRockollaisAce

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I thought this would be about car insurance.

ItHadToBeJew

  

foob2011

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 1:23 PM

dam spelling

—AceRockollaisAce

Quoted for irony.

foob2011

  

anobody

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 5:20 PM

This is why it's good to have anal retentives here - otherwise I'd miss out on all that humor.

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 6:23 PM

Haha anal... like buttsecks

mandeemoo22

  

Had To Get It On

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 6:25 PM

I thought this would be about car insurance.

Winner = you.

Had To Get It On

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 7:26 PM
Edited Monday, August 7, 2006 at 7:26 PM

habebe dark laith, shokran azizi. Enta hilwaaa.

adams_babymomma

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 9:02 PM

Apparently adamsbabymomma speaks Esperanto....

Ed Thunderbear

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 9:12 PM

Is there anything she can't do?

ItHadToBeJew

  

Stryker311

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 10:23 PM

adams_babymomma = duct tape

Stryker311

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 10:23 PM

Stryker agrees with Adam? Who gives a shizzz? Stryker can't carry Adam's sweaty jockstrap. And as for him calling the show Lovelines, I order him to lick Dr. Phil's schwety balls as punishment.

Let this be a lesson to anyone in radio. Here's how you ruin a brand, a flagship, stellar show:
1) Let your star attraction get away
2) Wait WAY too long to think about a replacement
3) Fart around aimlessly after your star attraction leaves
4) Don't give the job to well-suited talent (McHale, Tosh, Daly)
5) Alienate loyal listeners with a douche (a Bonerdouche, actually)
6) Give the job to a no-talent hack who can't even be bothered to learn the name of the show

Ed Thunderbear

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:28 AM

I thought the bad news was gonna be that Laith had a tumor, and that the good news was that he took it out himself and that it was totally rad.

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:33 AM

I thought Laith was coming out of the closet and announcing his engagement to plurry.

greymatters

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:37 AM

Well the show is even blander than normal.
Not only is stryker hosting but Dr.Dork (Dr.Bruce) who funny enough would barely talk at all even with Stryker as the host.

Harlan Williams delivered as always, I seriously wish that they would find some sort
of full time comedian to be in the studio.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

pookie

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 2:34 AM

The good news: Laith once told me that he would find a less-painful way to kill me.

The bad news: Laith once told me that he would find a less-painful way to kill me.

pookie

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 2:45 AM

1 gallon bottle of cheap tequila might do it.
Or eat enough Acid you won't remember who you are.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 7:16 AM

Not only is stryker hosting but Dr.Dork (Dr.Bruce) who funny enough would barely talk at all even with Stryker as the host.

That is funny - especially since Bruce has been on TACS a few times recently.

anobody

  

000

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 8:06 AM

000

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 10:23 AM

How's the show lately, Laith?

—anobody

Well, I won't lie to you, the great old Loveline ain't what she used to be. But it's still not bad enough to convince me that I should stop listening.

habebe dark laith, shokran azizi. Enta hilwaaa.

—adams_babymomma

Holy crap, I can actually read that. and understand most of it. o_O

Dark Laith

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Apparently adamsbabymomma speaks Esperanto....

—Ed Thunderbear

It's Arabic. What's Esperanto?

adams_babymomma

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 11:50 AM

ItHadToBeJew

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Ok i'm gonna teach you guys how to speak Assyrain!!!

Da khi what- How are you?

Khool ekhray- shut the fuck up

bi yan akh- i love you

san yan akh- i hate you

ta likha- come here

khoosh mi khah- go away

ma lakh- what's wrong?

basma ghanakh- good job, or good for you

mo wood lakh- what did you do?

gha mo- why

mot marra- what are you saying?

basa khina- stop

basimta- thank you

adams_babymomma

  

margin

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 11:57 AM

suck my dick?

margin

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 11:59 AM

i dont know how to say penis, but "moosley" means suck.


adams_babymomma

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:03 PM

I'm sorry but you have to make a sound file.

I rly rly rly want to make sure I'm pronouncing "Shut the fuck up" correctly.

smaller hands

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:14 PM

I rly rly rly want to make sure I'm pronouncing "Shut the fuck up" correctly.

—smaller hands

hahaha MY SIDE MY SIDE
-CATLOAF

nice!
-Tortilla Factory

quoted for truth
-Beat It!

I love smaller hands witty humor, you tell her!
-Mandeemoo22

Smaller hands just scored some points
-ItHadTobeAJew

You're my new friend, smalls
-DustytheHick

adams_babymomma

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:15 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:17 PM

And the purpose of those quotes was...

andrewwagner777

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:19 PM

ItHadTobeAJew

Who?

ItHadToBeJew

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:42 PM

I'm convinced ABM made up those quotes to mock me.

Here is a puppy to show I love her anyway.

smaller hands

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:44 PM

That puppy looks like it just got done sodomizing that little stuffed Furby thing or whatever the hell that is.

andrewwagner777

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:46 PM

And the purpose of those quotes was...

—andrewwagner777

To show that the comment made by smaller hands was supposed to attack me in some way, and i knew that my haters would post those things eventually, so i did the job for them.

adams_babymomma

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:49 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:49 PM

ABM always knows how to be self degrading. In fact she does the self degrading of herself FOR others.

andrewwagner777

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:50 PM

It's a hedgehog. Just like Sonic.

smaller hands

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:52 PM

I wasn't attacking you. :(

I actually want you to make an mp3 so I can hear Assyrain phrases.

smaller hands

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:58 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Or you just want to listen to the sound of her voice.

andrewwagner777

  

margin

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 12:59 PM

porcupine and hedgehog the same thing?

margin

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:00 PM

They're all the same to the sodomizing dog.

andrewwagner777

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:01 PM

oh...i dont how to make an MP3...:(

adams_babymomma

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:01 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:04 PM

Or you just want to listen to the sound of her voice.

—andrewwagner777

Exactly.

I'm not so sure how the "h"s should be tranlated from just looking at the phonetic spelling.


A porcupine has quills that are sharp and poisoness. A hedgehog just has spines.

smaller hands

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:02 PM

What did they teach you in Junior College, ABM?

andrewwagner777

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:15 PM

PORCUPINE

HEDGEHOG

Still don't know how Andrew saw that as a "Furby."

TortillaFactory

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:16 PM

Because from the underside it looked kind of like a Furby?

andrewwagner777

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:19 PM

You were obviously never a 10 year old girl.

Furbies were magical colors like pink, green, purple, and yellow. They were flat plastic on the bottom because that's where the power switch was.

smaller hands

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:21 PM

Yeah, can't say I was.

andrewwagner777

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:26 PM

Because from the underside it looked kind of like a Furby?

Only if you're blind, deaf, AND dumb!

TortillaFactory

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Point taken.

andrewwagner777

  

no not alright!!!

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:15 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:15 PM

i havent been listening since the fall of Adam....you are right they took to long and none of them comedians obviuosly didnt want the job...even bonadouchbag found a job on the tele.

no not alright!!!

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I'm not so sure how the "h"s should be tranlated from just looking at the phonetic spelling.

You're gonna need a lot of phlegm...a lot of phlegm.

Beat It!

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 8:40 PM

ABM -
Esperanto is this noble, but mostly sad, mostly failed attempt at a universal world language. Wikipedia tells the story of it much better than I could - if you're interested, that entry is a good quick historical account. Think Latin meets Scientology and you've got most people's take on it.

Jason Schwartzman (aka Max Fischer of 'Rushmore' fame, former Phantom Planet drummer) was long rumored to be fluent in Esperanto, which he for a while didn't disclaim, but later he sort of did. This tidbit is primarily filed in the Who Gives A Shizz file in terms of this Forum, unless one is aware of what a masterpiece Rushmore is, in which case it becomes cool and relevant.

Nothing further. Ya Na Hey. And that's Choctaw, not Esperanto :)

Ed Thunderbear

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 8:43 PM

I'm not a hater.

mandeemoo22

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 8:45 PM

I'm really glad you appretiate Rushmore. Like more glad than I should be.

I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!

lolol

smaller hands

  

Ed Thunderbear

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 8:56 PM

Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
It cross my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.....

She's my Rushmore, Max.

Were you in The Shit?
Yeah, I was in The Shit.

The killing's gotta stop, Esse. It's gettin' too loco. No more gats.

Ed Thunderbear, aka Edward Appleby.

Ed Thunderbear

  

Stryker311

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 9:12 PM

For the record, when I was young and gay, I had a Furby, and a little hedgehog toy that looked just like that one. And the bottom opened up and 3 little pups were inside it was neat.

Sonic looks nothing like a hedgehog.

Stryker311

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 10:29 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 10:36 PM

Somehow, until just now, I was confusing Plushies and Furbies.

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 3:11 PM

plushophilia? lol what the hell

are you thinking of furries

Stryker311

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 5:44 PM

Ah yes - them too.

anobody

  

Batman

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 6:27 PM

porcupine has quills that are sharp and poisoness.

—smaller hands

Not poisonous. Just sharp, barbed and detatchable. Once in the victim, they come loose from the porcupine and stay in my dog's face.

I mean, the would-be attacker's face! Yes, the would-be attacker's face!

God, my dog was dumb.

Batman

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 6:36 PM

oh :(

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:41 AM

To show that the comment made by smaller hands was supposed to attack me in some way, and i knew that my haters would post those things eventually, so i did the job for them.

ABM, that was really good and clever. Props.

greymatters

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:28 AM

^I learned how to develop a thick skin, thanks to this forum.

I'm a fighter now, ready to take on the real world.

adams_babymomma

  

Beat It!

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:37 AM

You're welcome.

Beat It!

  

catloaf

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:13 PM

You were wrong about my "MY SIDE!" comment--I only break that one out when something makes me laugh reeeeeeeally hard.

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 3:07 AM

To show that the comment made by smaller hands was supposed to attack me in some way, and i knew that my haters would post those things eventually, so i did the job for them.

ABM, that was really good and clever. Props.

—greymatters


Yeah, I have to agree. It kinda threw me for a loop, too. My first reaction was "Holy F! When the fuck did I say THAT?"

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 12:23 PM

"Check back to find out who will be co-hosting Loveline with Dr.Drew"

This is on the guest page now. Has it been there forever? Can I get my hopes up?

bguirk

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 6:28 PM

Seems like that's been there for some time.

anobody

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