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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:07 AM I was viciously and systematically raped by four black men and a poodle yesterday. 1. Condom?
Yes, it's actually still inside me... I tried tweezing it out.. but to no avail. 2. Did it hurt?
You get used to it after the third cock. 3. Do you love him?
Give it time...I could learn to. 4. Do you regret it?
No, but I do feel bad for the poodle. 5. Blood?
Everywhere. 6. Cuddle?
If being bound by duck tape and thrown in a trunk is cuddling...yes. 7. Pics?
They had a video camera, but the battery died half way through...that didn't stop them from continuing though. 8. Backdoor?
Any hole that would permit a penis, it was broken into viciously. 9. Birth control pill?
I tried to get some...but my doctor wouldn't let me take them. 10. What's a V B-card?
Behymen. I technically also lost my T-card (throat), my A-card (armpit) my E-card (eye-socket) and my P-cards (Pokemon.) —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:10 AM When catloaf stole my bit, I was okay with it, because it was catloaf. But this, this is truly rape. —greymatters |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:11 AM Behymen. I technically also lost my T-card (throat), my A-card (armpit) my E-card (eye-socket) and my P-cards (Pokemon.) Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read in my year on this forum. —andrewwagner777 |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:13 AM
Edited Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:16 AM TPATPAM...trust me...it was. Edit: Oh yeah, and, I figure that your questions should be now the standard questionaire for all card related problems, unless someone else disagrees. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:18 AM haha funny parody. but seriously, a poodle? I wouldn't expect anything less from four black rapists armed with a video camera. —andrewwagner777 |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:20 AM
Edited Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:22 AM but seriously, a poodle? Yes seriously, a poodle. It actually started with only one guy in a dark alley, but curse my luck, the three people that actually passed while I was having my anus prolapsed turned out to be rapists too, and one of them was walking his poodle. Damn thing was clawing like crazy. The dog was probably as traumatized as I was...although its ass probably still has some elasticity. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:22 AM ^ What a coincidence. The yelps of horror from the dog you probably mistook for yelps of pleasure from the various black rapists around you. —andrewwagner777 |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:26 AM
Edited Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:47 AM ^Guess again. It took twenty minutes to get that thing out. Edit: Normally being raped wouldn't bother me... but those Pokemon cards were special to me. I'm gonna miss my holographic first edition from Japan Blastoise. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Edited Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:30 AM Ugh, when you talked about the elasticity of the dog's anus, you took it too far, TOO FAR. now, grey is back to being my favorite. at least he knows the line. —my dad lives In Israel? |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:38 AM
Edited Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:38 AM Line? Are we doing coke? —foob2011 |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:55 AM
Edited Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:59 AM Update: I just got back from the local clinic, and they found my pokemon cards, they were actually inside the condom which was logded in my lower intestinal wall. I'm so happy.
And by the way.
This is the line.
______________________________________________________________________________________________ I just crossed it. I will do it again. Don't tempt me. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 12:23 PM Whatever that's not even first edition. Oh yeah, and anyone who posts since my last post will also have crossed the line. So andrew, welcome to the club. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 3:33 PM I don't have anything to say - just wanted to cross the line. —anobody |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 6:58 PM /\ POST COUNT VIOLATION! 
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 7:18 PM The only funny part was the P-card thing. Besides that, it was kind of stupid. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 7:28 PM I enjoyed almost all of it. —anobody |
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:05 PM I've been looking at the title of this thread all evening now, and I put-off reading it because I knew it was going to be soooo wrong. I'm still laughing though, and my mother in the next room is worried about me. —OneNutAaron |
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Friday, August 4, 2006 at 1:26 AM
Edited Friday, August 4, 2006 at 1:26 AM In the midst of all this, I need a new g-card for a new game. —barangatang |
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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 2:41 AM now, grey is back to being my favorite. I wasn't your favorite after someone ripped off something I said and made it worse? Natalie, you're not my favorite anymore, Robots Rule is now my favorite, mainly because she talked about bleeding out during coitus. —greymatters |
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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 8:05 AM By favorite, I hope you mean next to your BFF. —anobody |
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