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Robots Rule is a stealer of thunder

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:02 PM

I lost MY V-card yesterday, no joke.

Stryker311

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:04 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:05 PM

1. Condom?

2. Did it hurt?

3. Do you love him?

4. Do you regret it?

5. Blood?

6. Cuddle?

7. Pics?

8. Backdoor?

9. Birth control pill?

10. What's a v-card?

catloaf

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:07 PM

Now it's Stefanie's turn.

mandeemoo22

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:08 PM

lol

1. Condom?
uh, no. im an idiot.

2. Did it hurt?
lol hell no

3. Do you love him?
no. and it wasn't a guy

4. Do you regret it?
YES. honestly i feel so bad for her.

5. Blood?
not really

6. Cuddle?
hell no

7. Pics?
lol no

8. Backdoor?
i had enough trouble sticking it in the main entrance

9. Birth control pill?
um, no, unfortunately

10. What's a v-card?
cool way to say virginity

Stryker311

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:10 PM

8. Backdoor?
i had enough trouble sticking it in the main entrance

Whoa, too graphic! I can handle talk like that coming from rAnCID but not from you. Tone it down, there are children here you know.

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:11 PM

im sorry. it was rather difficult tho

Stryker311

  

plurry

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:11 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:12 PM

i'm totally going to deflower smaller hands on her 18th birthday.
not just because i think she's a cool girl, but also because girls who look 12 are HAWT!!!

plurry

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:11 PM

Tone it down, there are children here you know.

—catloaf

Yes, and they're all having sex.

bguirk

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:12 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:12 PM

it was rather difficult tho

My advice--shoehorn.

catloaf

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:16 PM

Jesus fucking Christ, Stryker. The last thing you or anyone who shares your mutated gene pool needs to do is crap out anymore tards/convicts into this world. GET SOME GODDAMN BIRTH CONTROL, DIPSHIT!

Beat It!

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:17 PM

Oh yeah, I got caught up in the moment. What Beat It! said, dammit.

catloaf

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:17 PM

See, I love it when people are concise. No bullshit with Beat It! here, eh? Just straight to the point. Good times.

superSKAnick

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:17 PM

GET SOME GODDAMN BIRTH CONTROL, DIPSHIT!

Quoted for truth (and my future taxes).

bguirk

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:21 PM

wow chill. dont you think i feel bad enough already. i feel sick with worry. i think im gonna call in loveline tomorrow and ask drew

Stryker311

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:22 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:23 PM

Oh I so wish Adam were there to give you hell.

MORNING-AFTER PILL!!!

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:26 PM

you guys are definitely not helping rid of the knot in my stomach. the problem is she lives 300 miles away and i know morning after pill i told her the number but she wants to risk it. 1888 not 2 late

Stryker311

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:29 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:30 PM

MORNING-AFTER PILL!!!

Seriously. 1-800-not-2-late. Tomorrow. It works. Be a man (who doesn't have to pay child support in his teens).

edit:

but she wants to risk it

I know I put that off-color wire coat hanger joke somewhere...

bguirk

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:29 PM

you guys are definitely not helping rid of the knot in my stomach

We're not trying to. Yeah, we like jerkin' your chain and all but this is a very serious situation, yanno?

catloaf

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:30 PM

PLEASE convince her - you do not want to be a father... and none of us want you to be one.

Do you understand - in 9 months, there could be a baby Stryker!

*looses hope and shoots self in head*

anobody

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:31 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:32 PM

She wants to risk it, eh? Wow, what a retard. And maybe even a bitch.

Yeah, make her if you have to.

superSKAnick

  

plurry

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:32 PM

lol lol

plurry

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:37 PM

I dream about plurry taking my v-card and then putting it in a locket and wearing it upon his bosom.

mandeemoo22

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:40 PM

I have a problem with this. As a listener of Loveline, you should know these few rules, especially to wear a condom at the very least. Calling Loveline isn't going to stop the possibilty of fertilization. It makes me think people are listening to Loveline for the hell of it and not listening to Drew. But even with that said, Drew isn't the only reason you should know to wear a condom. If she were to get pregnant, you'd be in for quite a treat, and as harsh as it may be, there'd be no one to blame but yourself. =|

superSKAnick

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:41 PM

I dream about plurry taking my v-card and then putting it in a locket and wearing it upon his bosom.

—mandeemoo22

Ummm...ewww?

bguirk

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:42 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:42 PM

This is when we need Adam's commando team to spring into action.

4 ex Navy Seals show up at her house, hit everyone in the vicinity with 5 years worth of depo, dose her with the morning after pill and follow up in a month or two with RU-486, just to cover our asses.

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:43 PM

ok heres the thing. i pulled out way before, and finished the job myself (knowwhatimean jellybean) because im not an idiot, so i doubt it, but honestly im so worried because drew said something about precum and shes so carefree about the whole thing

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:44 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:45 PM

4 ex Navy Seals show up at her house, hit everyone in the vicinity with 5 years worth of depo, dose her with the morning after pill and follow up in a month or two with RU-486, just to cover our asses.

LMAO Word.

superSKAnick

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:46 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:47 PM

precum

Yeah, dude. Hence why wearing the condom is so important, aside from the protection against STDs.

superSKAnick

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:47 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:47 PM

i pulled out way before

omg. Beat It!, please step up and express everything I'm feeling.

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:47 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:47 PM

superSKAnick
i dont know you, but you are wearing a rancid shirt thats a thumbs up in my book. virgin?

Stryker311

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:49 PM

i pulled out way before, and finished the job myself

This is how your Mom got pregnant silly. For the sake of your own enjoyment and this forum's peace of mind go buy some condoms and go light a candle at church or something. Give this girl's address to jjgold and he'll take care of the rest.

bguirk

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:50 PM

Do I even need to say the word 'precum'?

Hint - pulling out - not an effective means of birth control.

anobody

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:51 PM

I am indeed a virgin, Stryker, but not for obvious reasons. Most of the girls here . . . No thanks. And the ones I am interested in are probably worse than the ones interested in me. I'll wait till I get out of this town at least.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:51 PM

Dammit - everybody's posting so fast that I'm behind the crest.

anobody

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:53 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:54 PM

As much fun as it is to make fun of the young lad I'm starting to think this is a bogus story in a ploy for attention.

Either way as a guy you're not really done with your virginity until you leave a woman thoroughly dissatisfied because you finished inside her too soon anyway. Don't worry Stryker, you have that to look forward to.

bguirk

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:53 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:54 PM

Dammit - everybody's posting so fast that I'm behind the crest.

Yeah, no kidding. All day things move with relative calmness, but all of a sudden it sparks up. I guess it's 'cause no one wants Stryker's partner to bear a child. =P

Either way as a guy you're not really done with your virginity until you leave a woman thoroughly dissatisfied because you finished inside her too soon anyway. Don't worry Stryker, you have that to look forward to.

LMAO

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:54 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:54 PM

There's a photoshop job here just begging for someone to take it on - Stryker's spawn.

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:55 PM

Hint - pulling out - not an effective means of birth control.

i KNOW. IM NOT AN IDIOT PEOPLE. I DID A STUPID THING I REGRET IT, WE WERE DRUNK, SHE CONVINCED ME IT WAS ALRIGHT, QUIT SAYING OBVIOUS THINGS

Stryker311

  

my dad lives In Israel?

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:55 PM

hmmm... i smell bogus. i'm just sayin'

my dad lives In Israel?

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:56 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:57 PM

Meh, it's harder for me to tell in text. Voice would be another story, though.

WE WERE DRUNK

There's another lesson to be learned here.

QUIT SAYING OBVIOUS THINGS

They weren't too obvious at the time, apparently.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:57 PM

God, I hope it's bogus.

Stryker - obviously it's not that obvious.

Don't feel bad - that does nothing. Take action... or else you could be a father.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:57 PM

i KNOW. IM NOT AN IDIOT PEOPLE. I DID A STUPID THING I REGRET IT, WE WERE DRUNK, SHE CONVINCED ME IT WAS ALRIGHT, QUIT SAYING OBVIOUS THINGS

It's only because we CARE.

...about footing the bill of raising an unwanted, unplanned child.

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:57 PM

I'm starting to think this is a bogus story in a ploy for attention.

um, not bogus, im not going to argue with you, im a fairly decent looking guy it was bound to happen soon.

proof: the actual hole is at the bottom of the....vagina, and its really a lot smaller than porn would lead me to believe

Stryker311

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 10:58 PM

shes not pregnant, im 90 percent sure

Stryker311

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:00 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:01 PM

Not yet - it takes a few days (then she will be; considering your age and station, I'm 99% sure).

Please call her ASAP and connivence her it's not alright but there's something she can do to dramatically improve the odds (the window's only ~72 hours - the clock is ticking).

anobody

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:00 PM

How can you be so sure? Dr. Drew has stated NUMEROUS times that pre-cum is much more concentrated than ... well, regular ol' cum.

catloaf

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:01 PM

Like drugs and alcohol, children often ruin lives, so I hope you're right.

superSKAnick

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:02 PM

You guys, this isn't bogus, Stryker actually had sex with Robots Rule and he changed some of the details to get us off the scent. Stryker, if there is a Loveline Companion baby, I demand you name it Grey.

greymatters

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:05 PM

Not yet - it takes a few days (then she will be; considering your age and station, I'm 99% sure).

Please call her ASAP and connivence her it's not alright but there's something she can do to dramatically improve the odds (the window's only ~72 hours - the clock is ticking).

thank you anobody, the most helpful response yet. i will do just that, but for the record i did talk to her and told her to call but she didnt seem too interested, but ill be more assertive tomorrow.

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:05 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:06 PM

You guys, this isn't bogus, Stryker actually had sex with Robots Rule and he changed some of the details to get us off the scent.

Ah, it totally makes sense now!

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:07 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:07 PM

ill be more assertive tomorrow

Please do (not just for us but for yourself... and her).

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:08 PM

You guys, this isn't bogus, Stryker actually had sex with Robots Rule and he changed some of the details to get us off the scent. Stryker, if there is a Loveline Companion baby, I demand you name it Grey.

Thank you greymatters, the comic relief i was hoping for. lol. and crazy trivia fact: girl's last name? grey. swear to god. her initials are KEG.

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:08 PM

but ill be more assertive tomorrow.

I would hope so. This is no "Oh, it'll be fine" matter.

On another, less critical note, it's cool you like Rancid.
Rancid owns. =]

superSKAnick

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:08 PM

The bogus vibe comes from the fact that he keeps changing his story. At first he seemed clueless about precum causing pregnancy, then suddenly he lashed out at people who pointed out the truth. This either means bogus, or extremely confused. Considering this is Stryker we're talking about, I almost believe him.

Crush up the morning-after pill in her applesauce. It's the only way.

TortillaFactory

  

my dad lives In Israel?

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:08 PM

was she a virgin too?

my dad lives In Israel?

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:09 PM

Her initials are KEG? Gah! That should've been a red flag right there

catloaf

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:10 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:11 PM

Crush up the morning-after pill in her applesauce. It's the only way.

LOL I agree.

Her initials are KEG? Gah! That should've been a red flag right there

No wonder they were drunk. It was fate.

superSKAnick

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:10 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:11 PM

300 miles away. i met her in an arcade in Reno, and 24 hours later we had sex and then i came back home to fresno she lives in sac town, and is going to move to oregon next week.

edit: yes she was a virgin too

Stryker311

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:10 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:11 PM

either means bogus, or extremely confused

... or just a little freaked out and embarrassed / trying to cover when the whole forum suddenly turns on you.

anobody

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:12 PM

girl's last name? grey. swear to god. her initials are KEG.

You're not going to marry this girl so you can name the kid Grey Grey. What's her name? Kelly Erica Grey? Katherine Erin Grey?

greymatters

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:13 PM

The bogus vibe comes from the fact that he keeps changing his story.

Thanks TF. After the "I pulled out and...." stuff once we all started getting on his case that was the vibe I got too. I'm 50/50 bogus/real.

Crush up the morning-after pill in her applesauce. It's the only way.

—TortillaFactory

Just ask Scott Peterson?

bguirk

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:15 PM

Wasn't Erin Grey that chick that was on.... like, Silver Spoons or something?

catloaf

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:16 PM

She was a virgin? Wow. I'm amazed at the fact that you met her, fucked her a supposed 24 hours later, and went your separate ways.

superSKAnick

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:17 PM

Ummm...ewww?

HOW DARE YOU?! It is a beautiful thing. And Stryker, keep on fuckin, man. Fuck em and leave em. That's what I always say. Pregnant? Psht, whatevz. Not your problem, man. Bitch had it comin'. She was lookin all fine in her capris and tube top just waitin to get some seed. Shoot.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:18 PM

Mandee knows what's up.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:18 PM

Mandee makes an excellent point.

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:18 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:20 PM

um, this is a bad idea, but since you asked and i respect you, Kameryn Elizabeth. theres so many details i left out. her mom is like 32 btw and was in reno getting married for the third time. her dads been married 4 times. shes 15. plus not to mention the whole stripper spelling of her name. instead of cameron, like i expected it has a k and a y (probably for KY lube)

Stryker311

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:19 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:22 PM

Wasn't Erin Grey that chick that was on.... like, Silver Spoons or something?

—catloaf

...And Buck Rogers. Sooo dreamy.


plus not to mention the whole stripper spelling of her name.

OK--now I believe. Congrats man. Now do all the right things and remember--next time finish too soon inside her WHILE WEARING A CONDOM!

bguirk

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:19 PM

Yeah, I'm with mandee now. Fuck it. Her initials are KEG! She spells disfunction, and you probably added to it. If anything, consider it a mitzvah!

superSKAnick

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:20 PM

Stryker, did you happen to get her social security number and what her blood type is also?

greymatters

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:21 PM

people please do not search for her on myspace i would feel so bad, and if you happen to find her do not post a link,

please.

Stryker311

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:22 PM

MWA HA HA HA HA

I'm so glad I stayed up tonight.

catloaf

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:24 PM

Thank fucking God (now we've gotta kill you, Stryker - it's the rules).

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:23 PM

Medical history in general is always important to get. Whenever I meet anyone, I ALWAYS ask for a copy of their medical records, whether I plan on sleeping with them or not. To be fair, I usually do plan on sleeping with most people I meet.

mandeemoo22

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:24 PM

also theres the whole thing with my gf, i havent told her, and i feel so bad, i dont think i can. but if i did i know she ould understand, but she'll be so dissappointed in me, deservedly. im going to go see her right now, too. i dont know what to do.


iiiiiiiiiiiiiim gonna cry.

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:25 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:26 PM

Yeah, I agree, catloaf. And to think I was planning on going to bed two hours ago. I'm so glad I didn't.

EDIT: I'm leaning back toward bogus now. And why would you think she'll understand?

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:25 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:25 PM

iiiiiiiiiiiiiim gonna cry.

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

anobody

  

my dad lives In Israel?

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:26 PM

ok, definitely bogus. NO girl would react that way to losing her virginity. she wouldn't be careless and say don't worry about it, and everything about stryker's bravado just oozes bogosity.

my dad lives In Israel?

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:26 PM

Whoa, has ano been hittin' the sauce tonight?

catloaf

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:28 PM

No, I just hate that bogus bullshit (especially when it's about something serious).

anobody

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:28 PM

Good times, anobody. I am basking in that statement. =]

And, yeah, definitely bogus. If you still say it's not bogus, then she wasn't a virgin, at least.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:29 PM

Seriously, thank God that wasn't true.

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:29 PM

um i really couldnt give a shit about what you think my dad, you not believing me doesnt make the situation go away, and im in a real predicament here and it doesnt matter to me whether or not some bitch on the net believes me or not. and yes she was really like that, and i guess shes convinced pulling out is a perfectly effective method of birth control

Stryker311

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:30 PM

I've tipped back over to bogus now.

Geneva Convention, Stryker. Not even you are immune.

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:31 PM

Stryker, I know you like taking pics, you always carry your digital camera with you, post her pic.


ok, definitely bogus.

I like Stryker, so I'm just rolling with this.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:32 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:33 PM

not believing me doesnt make the situation go away

In the unlikely event it is true, you have our answer and my apology.

If not, knock that shit of - we're tired of it.

Actually, fuck that - even if it's true, you have our answer, now piss off.

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:32 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:33 PM

uh yeah you guys are cool. i made all this up, um you want me to upload pics of the text messages she sent me today? like "were you rly a virgin?" and "so u didnt use a condom....what did u use?".

anobody you are not very perceptive i seriously feel like crying right now this is one of the most serious things ive ever had to deal with in my life.

edit: i will post several pics of her if someone tells me how to get pics froma verizon razr to the computer or net?

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:33 PM

You're sticking by your story being true, I see.

Why the hell would you be fucking a fifteen-year-old?
Where were her parents when you did it?
How did you make the time for it?

I don't believe you, because your story is lacking foundation.

superSKAnick

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:34 PM

"so u didnt use a condom....what did u use?"

I'm confused. Are you saying she didn't KNOW that you weren't wearing a condom?

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:35 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:36 PM

Why the hell would you be fucking a fifteen-year-old?
Where were her parents when you did it?
How did you make the time for it?

1) why not, im only 17, and she looked older anyway
2) they were gambling, we were in reno at the circus circus
3) we went to my room, had some smirnoff i brought with me and one thing led to another, my parents were gambling as well at the time in the silver legacy casino which is connected to the circus circus.

catloaf, lol yeah i thought that was dumb too, idk, ask her

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:36 PM

Smirnoff? Heh. I'll save my retort.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:37 PM

anobody you are not very perceptive i seriously feel like crying right now this is one of the most serious things ive ever had to deal with in my life.

Dude, I'm sorry for your predicament, whether real or imagined.

Between giving us her full name, instructing us to look on MySpace for her, and the other bullshit, you've either got no sense or you're full of it. Either way, you've lost my sympathy.

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:37 PM

whats wrong with smirnoff. 100 proof, i love it, hits you so hard.

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:38 PM

Just to point out, anobody, he told us not to look for her on MySpace. I'm still with you on the whole thing, though.

superSKAnick

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:39 PM

instructing us to look on MySpace for her

i asked you NOT to, you dumbass.

and im not looking for sympathy from you guys. my gf provides enough of that, i was never looking for sympathy i was interested in how everyone would react.

Stryker311

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:39 PM

Yeah, that's code for "LOOK FOR HER ON MYSPACE!"

catloaf

  

my dad lives In Israel?

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:40 PM

why would she ask you what you used if she was there? that makes no sense. and you seriously think your girlfriend would understand this hypothetical event, and only be "disappointed"?

my dad lives In Israel?

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:40 PM

ok you know what, fuck you guys

Stryker311

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:40 PM

You wanted to see how everyone would react, eh? As in, you wanted to put on a show for everyone?

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:41 PM
Edited Wednesday, Augus