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Poll: How many people masturbated to chix0r’s underwear pic?

  

Masteel

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:16 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:18 PM

Please be honest.


Or, how many plan to?

I’d like to say yes, because it is sexy as hell, and the underwear pulled down low like that, where you can see the top of the vulva is just my thing, but, eh. Either I don’t have the stamina, or I need something more hard-core.

Though, I may make myself do it, just for the blessed occasion.


EDIT: Addendum. And, how many “Right Click & Saves” were there?

Masteel

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:21 PM

I only masturbate to Stephen Colbert.

catloaf

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:25 PM

Same here.

anobody

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:26 PM

Well, none of the aforementioned on my part.
It didn't do much for me.

superSKAnick

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:28 PM

I honestly haven't done either. However, her posture in the second photo reminds me of a specimen ready to be dissected, and her ribs and hipbones are particularly prominent in it, so I have studied it while trying to imagine what her insides would look like based on what her outsides look like.

Dark Laith

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:32 PM

(That's how Laith masturbates.)

catloaf

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:43 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:43 PM

Right . . . I think "I honestly haven't done either" would've covered it. No need to freak anyone out. LOL

I do have a question, though: Do you want to be a mortician? =P

superSKAnick

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:45 PM

No need to freak anyone out.

No, you don't understand. We wouldn't have it any other way. That's why we love him so.

catloaf

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:49 PM

Ah, I see.

Well, actually, I had two thoughts when I saw the picture: 1) Well, those panties are somewhat low; and 2) No mention of rolls will come, but I'm sure someone will point out the ribs.

superSKAnick

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 7:59 PM

so I have studied it while trying to imagine what her insides would look like based on what her outsides look like.

My best guess is that they would look like insides.

Insides tend to look pretty much the same.

TortillaFactory

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 8:04 PM

Do you want to be a mortician? =P

—superSKAnick

Nah. Doctor would be kinda cool though.


My best guess is that they would look like insides.

Insides tend to look pretty much the same.

—TortillaFactory

Yeah, but imagining "someone's" skeleton/muscles/other organs just feels different from imagining a particular person's skeleton/muscles/other organs. I do this when I'm talking to people sometimes, I'll just start imagining what they would look like if they were still talking and everything, except it was just their skull. Or if the skin on the lower half of their face was removed, or something. You know, stuff like that. It's not the same as thinking about innards abstractly, it just seems interesting.

Dark Laith

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 8:14 PM

I think chix0r is pregnant.

greymatters

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 8:16 PM

Mm-mmm . . . Delicious.

superSKAnick

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 8:17 PM

Huh, I thought I was the only one who thought about peoples' insides a lot.

Laith continues to amaze me.

TortillaFactory

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 8:55 PM

I've never really been one to spank to pictures.

bguirk

  

zt-in-hell

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 9:01 PM

Masturbation is a sin. Order me pizza instead.

zt-in-hell

  

plurry

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:09 PM

i saved the pic, but i didn't beat off.
nice lil' gold nugget she offered up for free though. ;P

plurry

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:18 PM

i saved the pic, but i didn't beat off.
nice lil' gold nugget she offered up for free though. ;P

This is code for "I beat off to her underwear picture in a vicious way."

greymatters

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:21 PM

Totally.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:21 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:21 PM

I took it to mean that he's already got videos of her nude and he's just saving it in case he ever feels like injecting more romance into his fantasies.

anobody

  

plurry

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:23 PM

lol dumbasses

plurry

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 11:57 PM

Yeah, but imagining "someone's" skeleton/muscles/other organs just feels different from imagining a particular person's skeleton/muscles/other organs. I do this when I'm talking to people sometimes, I'll just start imagining what they would look like if they were still talking and everything, except it was just their skull. Or if the skin on the lower half of their face was removed, or something. You know, stuff like that. It's not the same as thinking about innards abstractly, it just seems interesting.
—Dark Laith

In other words, when Laith undresses someone with his eyes...

catloaf

  

plurry

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 12:36 AM

i'm going to put chix0r's pic on the screen, beat off and try to not to look.
if i look, you can't count me in. if not...
i'll post my results soon.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 12:44 AM

plurry is cheating because he doesn't masturbate to porn, or even pictures. He's definitely beating off to chix0r's pic, but while not looking at it, so he can say he didn't masturbate to it.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 12:47 AM

omg, you just mentioned fight club.

plurry

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 12:50 AM

You're really not supposed to do that.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 1:03 AM

greymatters

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Huh, I thought I was the only one who thought about peoples' insides a lot.

Laith continues to amaze me.

—TortillaFactory

You know what would be even cooler though? I've always thought it would be cool if I had some sort of surgery that involved, like really opening me up, and then having it recorded on video. Cuz then I could get a good view of my own insides. That would be totally badass.

Dark Laith

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:45 AM

I want to have an active IFF HUD appear whenever I look at something. Now, that would be totally bad-ass. I'd feel like the fuckin' Predator! Or Nemesis in Resident Evil: Apocalypse. =]

superSKAnick

  

Full Meat

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Given the generally sneering and callous tone of this forum, I think it was brave of chix0r to post it. Which makes her hotter, IMO.

Full Meat

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 12:00 PM

You know what would be even cooler though? I've always thought it would be cool if I had some sort of surgery that involved, like really opening me up, and then having it recorded on video. Cuz then I could get a good view of my own insides. That would be totally badass.

It's called an autopsy.

Do you think they'd let me carry a videotape over into the afterlife? Because we could definitely arrange some kind of deal.

TortillaFactory

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 3:22 PM

I've got a better idea than a video of autopsy or surgery.

Get a full body CAT scan and MRI then use rapid prototyping to print out a life-sized version of your own skeleton and internal organs.

anobody

  

HocusPocus

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 4:08 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Has Masteel always been the one who repulses the female posters from this forum?

HocusPocus

  

plurry

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 4:53 PM

HP, does he give you the "creepy" vibe or something?

plurry

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 5:06 PM

I've always wanted a video camera placed 3 feet behind me, and a connected monitor in front of me, just so I could live in third person. That would be sweet.

A Guy in a Chair

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 5:29 PM

What would you really see from behind? Wouldn't sideview be better?

chix0r

  

superSKAnick

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 5:34 PM

Maybe over-the-shoulder a la Ghost Recon 2? (Sorry, it was the only thing utilizing an over-the-shoulder third-person view I could think of at the moment.)

superSKAnick

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 11:39 PM

Has Masteel always been the one who repulses the female posters from this forum?

I blame Masteel, Beat It!, Tyrone and plurry.

greymatters

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 7:22 AM
Edited Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 7:26 AM

Um, excuse me?

Insulted - sure, but always justified
Angered - without a doubt
Annoyed - perhaps

But, repulsed? - I don't think so (well except, ABM, but I wear her repulsion like a badge of honor)

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 7:51 AM

Beat It!, don't be such a sensitive bitch. I needed to pad the list with whiteys so Tyrone couldn't use the race card.

greymatters

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 8:07 AM

If I weren't crying right now, I'd totally bitch slap you. I thought we were back to a good place, Grey.

Besides, anobody or andrewwagner don't spring to mind? Or are they too effeminate to register as repulsive?

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 8:16 AM

I thought we were back to a good place, Grey.

Bangkok?

Besides, anobody or andrewwagner don't spring to mind? Or are they too effeminate to register as repulsive?

First of all, they're in the aGA (anobody Gay Army), so they're gay. Second of all, nobody cares about their opinion. Finally, and most importantly, everybody else hates them, not just females. I mean, Tiffany still kind of likes Theo but she can't stand anobody, that's how much Tiffany hates anobody.

greymatters

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 8:23 AM

Can't argue with that.

Beat It!

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 9:45 AM

I don't think she hates me so much as she seems to be still holding a grudge about my comments disparaging religion.

BTW - anyone interested in joining the aGA (anobody Grey Army), please visit us at anobodygreyarmy.com or come to one of our pledge drives at a Hooters near you.

anobody

  

Stryker311

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 1:02 PM

lmao aGA. im burning my draft card. i will go to hooters however, now that my sister has quit and its not creepy.

Stryker311

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 3:06 AM

You know what would be even cooler though? I've always thought it would be cool if I had some sort of surgery that involved, like really opening me up, and then having it recorded on video. Cuz then I could get a good view of my own insides. That would be totally badass.

Laith, I totally thought about you and this comment when I was looking at this web site. Warning, don't click on that unless you have giant brass balls like Laith.

greymatters

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 5:40 AM

er-- Actually, I didn't click gmat's link. This post is in reference to the original thread topic.

Dusty TheHick

  

chix0r

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 7:02 AM

Well that's insulting.

chix0r

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 8:09 AM

haha Paybacks are a bitch.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 8:50 AM

What? You'd be happier if he said he masturbated to it?

anobody

  

chix0r

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 9:11 AM

You wouldn't rather have any chick masturbating to you than vomiting at the sight of your body?

chix0r

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 9:17 AM

That's hot.

You know he's not vomiting at your pic though. If anything, I think it's just that the idea of masturbating to a poster here (even an attractive one, such as yourself) is kinda like the idea of masturbating to your sister.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Don't speak for me, boy.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Don't flatter yourself, old man.

anobody

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Laith, I totally thought about you and this comment when I was looking at this web site. Warning, don't click on that unless you have giant brass balls like Laith.

—greymatters

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

Dark Laith

  

Had To Get It On

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Maybe I shouldn't have started that thread. It's ahead of it's time. The world isn't ready.

Had To Get It On

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 3:20 PM

I don't your ready for this jelly X2

cuz' my body is too bootylicous for ya babe...

adams_babymomma

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 4:12 PM

noodzplzthnx.

foob2011

  

Had To Get It On

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 4:37 PM

I already tried the nude thing. smaller hands was 2 seconds from calling the FBI to come 'n git meh.

Had To Get It On

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 12:17 AM

giant brass balls

I just wanted to see that phrase again.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:38 PM

Laith and gmat are totally going to do it...


...then Liz is totally going to handcuff both of them, and break out the whip.

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:45 PM

Nope, sorry, that puts me on the wrong end of the torture device.

TortillaFactory

  

Stryker311

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 12:19 AM

ew

Stryker311

  

catloaf

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 1:57 AM

...then Liz is totally going to handcuff both of them, and break out the whip.
—Dusty TheHick
Nope, sorry, that puts me on the wrong end of the torture device.
—TortillaFactory

I think we just learned a little something about TF. ;)

catloaf

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:33 AM

I feel as though we are all better for knowing that Liz likes to be spanked.

mandeemoo22

  

drakeguy19

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 3:23 PM

I like it too. But only by a hot chick.

drakeguy19

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:35 PM

I think we just learned a little something about TF. ;)

As if the fact that I post here doesn't make me enough of a masochist.

TortillaFactory

  

catloaf

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:22 PM

True dat.

catloaf

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