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zt-in-hell

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 6:57 AM
Edited Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 6:57 AM

I will also take Chinese food or sandwiches/subs.

zt-in-hell

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:16 AM

Careful, you might get one of those porn-pizza guys that has some 'extra sausage' poking through a hole in the bottom of the box...

Dark Laith

  

zt-in-hell

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:35 AM

If it's covered in melty provolone, I'll eat it.

Here is my current location:

zt-in-hell

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Edited Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Careful, you might get one of those porn-pizza guys that has some 'extra sausage' poking through a hole in the bottom of the box...

LMAO

Those guys are all 'tards, especially the tall, beasty, bald one . . . Anyone? No? I guess I watch too much porn. =P

superSKAnick

  

zt-in-hell

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 12:34 PM

EXCUSE ME! I still don't have pizza yet!

zt-in-hell

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 1:46 PM

adams_babymomma

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 1:47 PM

LOL Ah, Scooby owns.

superSKAnick

  

dply

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Hey ZT if you want some good pizza and are in the Westminster area ever. On 100th and Wadsworth there is a place called NY pizza. Its pretty good.

dply

  

One Nut Wonder

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 8:26 PM

How about something from Abo's? What toppings do you like? (And for all that is good and holy, do not say "pepperoni"...)

One Nut Wonder

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 8:31 PM

If you do an image search at Yahoo with the phrase big sausage pizza, a treat is waiting for you.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 9:45 PM

everyone seems to like chinese food.
why isn't there a popular chinese food chain that stretches coast to coast?

plurry

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 9:49 PM

Chinese restaurants are usually owned and operated individually by Chinese people. It would probably be too difficult for them to create a large chain and be able to staff it appropriately. Also, I can't imagine that tasting good at all.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 9:51 PM

why isn't there a popular chinese food chain that stretches coast to coast?

You should take Priscilla to a lunch date at Panda Express.

greymatters

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 9:53 PM

Chinese restaurants are usually owned and operated individually by Chinese people. It would probably be too difficult for them to create a large chain and be able to staff it appropriately. Also, I can't imagine that tasting good at all.

Word.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 9:57 PM

... or my favorite American 'Chinese' Chain

mmmmm..... Chang's Spicy Chicken, Orange Peal Shrimp and the steamed salmon (drools).

anobody

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:02 PM

My brother, who loves Chinese food, said that place sucks, yet other people have told me it's great. I've never been, though.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:07 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:08 PM

The problem is simple - your brother loves Chinese food. Chang's isn't Chinese.

At best, it's American food that's 'inspired by' Chinese.

You see, I don't care much for Chinese (especially Hong Kong cuisine) so I enjoy Chang's.

anobody

  

superSKAnick

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:10 PM

I see, but I'm not sure that's so much the case. The boy will eat nearly anything, especially over an MRE. But, the way you put it, maybe he compares it to authentic Chinese and in doing so ruins it for himself. I guess I'd have to ask him.

superSKAnick

  

anobody

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 at 10:14 PM

Could also be the dishes he tried - they have some stinkers, and they're the only 'Chinese' restaurant I've ever been to that can't pull off fried rice (I can do better).

anobody

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 3:58 PM

I was going to mention Hibachi-San, but I guess Japanese just isn't quite the same. There is still rice, however.

chix0r

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 4:00 PM

It's about as Japanese as Panda Express is Chinese.

anobody

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 4:06 PM



ching chong?

Dark Laith

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 at 4:11 PM

LMAO

anobody

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 10:25 PM

ORDER ZT PIZZA

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!

zt-in-hell

  

barangatang

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 at 11:24 PM

"did you order one LARGE italian sausage....pizza?"

It must be so damn uncomfortable sticking your wang through a pizza. Would the box open if you got a hard on?

barangatang

  

zt-in-hell

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Friday, August 4, 2006 at 2:21 PM

PIZZA!!!

zt-in-hell

  

catloaf

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Friday, August 4, 2006 at 10:52 PM

Zeet, I ordered pizza tonight, but since I didn't have your address, I just had it all sent to me. 1 with sausage, beef, bacon and onions, 1 with onions, banana peppers, pineapple, mushrooms and black olives and 1 with extra cheese. Oh, and an order of cheese sticks. Sorry dude.

catloaf

  

superSKAnick

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Friday, August 4, 2006 at 10:59 PM

Why would you ruin pizza with all that mess? =P

superSKAnick

  

catloaf

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Friday, August 4, 2006 at 11:11 PM

Unlimited toppings and I'm getting my money's worth, dammit!

catloaf

  

Stryker311

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Friday, August 4, 2006 at 11:27 PM
Edited Friday, August 4, 2006 at 11:33 PM

I got Me n Ed's pizza tonight. I don't know if that's a national chain or just in the San Joaquin Valley, but its sooooo good. It's everyone's favorite i swear. I had artichokes and Canadian Bacon (ham). Best toppings ever

oh and cheese sticks too

Stryker311

  

zt-in-hell

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 at 10:57 AM

HELLO,

THIS IS A NOTICE TO ALL TLC MEMBERS THAT PIZZA HAS NOT YET BEEN ORDERED FOR ME.

ADDRESS INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED THROUGH MY PROFILE.

IN PLACE OF COKE/PEPSI, PLEASE HAVE THEM BRING ROBOTUSSIN.

zt-in-hell

  

anobody

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Edited Saturday, August 5, 2006 at 11:32 AM

There is no address information in your profile (in fact, there's no profile in your profile).

If there were, you'd have 100 pizzas and a tanker truck of Coke delivered to your door (I'm not going to support you in your robotripping; instead, I'm going to encourage you to join me in my Coke addiction).

anobody

  

catloaf

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 at 2:13 PM
Edited Saturday, August 5, 2006 at 2:13 PM

What ano said. If your address info were in your profile, your intestines would be backed up like traffic by now.

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 1:08 AM

Would the box open if you got a hard on?

—barangatang

Not in Stryker's or anobody's case (or so I've heard).

Dusty TheHick

  

Stryker311

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 1:15 AM

you are always really really late dusty.

and insult me all you want, but leave my penis out of this, or i might be forced to post a pic to end debate

Stryker311

  

zt-in-hell

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 1:34 AM

oHH... I meant that you could email me through the contact link.

Click this and email me.


zt-in-hell

  

catloaf

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 1:46 AM

OOOHHHH. Doi, that makes much more sense.

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 4:41 AM

you are always really really late dusty.

Nope...It's only "late" if someone else has already said the same thing.

...and who the fuck are YOU, my vice-principal?

...and I think it is YOU who ought to leave your penis out of things.

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 5:17 PM

*snickers*

(Water spewed out of my nose at that last point.)

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 6:23 PM

greymatters

  

plurry

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 at 9:11 PM

plurry

  

zt-in-hell

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Monday, August 7, 2006 at 8:40 AM

I WANT PIZZA! WE ARE ALL PIZXZZZADADFFDS.

zt-in-hell

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 3:43 AM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:20 AM

ZT, I think it's time you tell these people the truth. Everybody, ZT is currently volunteering at a group home for African children with AIDS. The only thing that makes the African children with AIDS happy is pizza. Now, maybe before you thought ZT was wanting pizza for himself, but that's not true at all, the pizza you will buy for ZT will actually feed the mouths of African children with AIDS. ZT is filled with too much pride to ask for pizza for these African children with AIDS, he does not want to cash in your sympathy for pizza. ZT was asking from the bottom of his heart for pizza, hoping for the openness of your heart and the openness of your wallet. Please, if you can, buy a pizza for ZT, because that pizza will not just feed ZT, but it will feed a group home filled with sad, dying, depressed African children with AIDS.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:16 AM

But, for that 38 cents a day, I could be buying coffee!

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:21 AM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:27 AM

catloaf, it's like I don't even know you anymore.

ZT helped Stephen Wiltshire survive AIDS with love, heart and pizza.

greymatters

  

pookie

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 4:34 AM

ZT, what kind of pizza do you like? Thick and bready, thin and crispy, heavily cheesed, what toppings? There's a place in Buffalo that is world famous and they deliver all over North America, but they deliever it half-cooked. Do you have an oven to finish the cooking process?

pookie

  

zt-in-hell

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:32 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Please, if you can, buy a pizza for ZT, because that pizza will not just feed ZT, but it will feed a group home filled with sad, dying, depressed African children with AIDS. —greymatters

iawtc, mostly -- they also get most of the Robotussin.

ZT, what kind of pizza do you like? Thick and bready, thin and crispy, heavily cheesed, what toppings? There's a place in Buffalo that is world famous and they deliver all over North America, but they deliever it half-cooked. Do you have an oven to finish the cooking process? —pookie

Well, it depends on my mood. But let's say Thick and bready, heavily cheesed, onions, greeen peppers, olives, and mushrooms. Ohh, and I have an oven. :)

zt-in-hell

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:36 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:37 PM

If ZT lives in Minneapolis, I'd advise against delivering him a pizza...They've had a couple pizzaguys killed in the past few weeks.

andrewwagner777

  

margin

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:37 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:38 PM

If ZT lives in Minneapolis, I'd advise him to kill himself

margin

  

zt-in-hell

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:45 PM

Here is the last place I was seen. So, it should be a start.

Alternatively, you could email me.

zt-in-hell

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:46 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 8, 2006 at 1:48 PM

If ZT lives in Minneapolis, I'd advise him to kill himself


Good plan. Minneapolis is quite possibly the suckiest city in America.

andrewwagner777

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 3:04 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Minneapolis is quite possibly the suckiest city in America.
lol for two reasons

1) its not
2) suckiest? third grade word.

it seems like no matter where you live, people are going to think it sucks....unless you live in San Diego....ah im daydreaming

Stryker311

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 3:25 PM

EXCUSE ME?! WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ORDERING ME PIZZA?!?!

zt-in-hell

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 3:36 PM

lol, zt. I honestly probably would, if I had a credit card. I mean they're only like 10 bucks, who cares? I think someone should literally do it.

Stryker311

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 5:37 PM

Shit, I'd do it, Mikey'd do it, fuckin' everybody'd do it if you'd just post your damn address, ZT.

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 6:20 PM

Can I send you flowers?

mandeemoo22

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 6:20 PM

Can I write you love songs?

Beat It!

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 6:43 PM

No! Cannot write!

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 6:46 PM

I think Stephanie should tell anobody to delete that post.

ItHadToBeJew

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 6:56 PM

I give up.

smaller hands

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:50 PM

I HAVE A SERVICE LEVEL AGREEMENT BETWEEN MY COCK AND YOUR ASS.

zt-in-hell

  

dply

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Holy Shit ZT are you still there. I work at the University of Phoenix building accross the street. Crazy.

dply

  

chix0r

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:19 PM

I just ate some pizza, and it was really good.

chix0r

  

zt-in-hell

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 8:36 PM
Edited Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 8:36 PM

Holy Shit ZT are you still there. I work at the University of Phoenix building accross the street. Crazy. —dply

At the Marriot Hotel? Not at the moment. I stop there from time to time when I take the bus from Denver to Boulder. If I miss the B/BX sometimes I can get and L from Market Street to the Westminster PNR and then an AB to Boulder.

But if that plan fails they have free/open wireless at the hotel.

I'll stop by and say hello sometimes if you tell me where in the Building you are. :)

Email me at zt dot kbfr at gmail dot com

zt-in-hell

  

zt-in-hell

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:32 AM

no pizza. :(

zt-in-hell

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Here, just click "print."


Dusty TheHick

  

zt-in-hell

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:41 PM
Edited Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:42 PM

I DON'T SEE A PRINT BUTTON.

ONLY SERIAL KILLERS EAT PHOTOS/PAINTINgS/PRINT-OUTS. DIDN'T YOU SEE RED DRAGON. DO YOU THINK I WANT THE FBI TALKING TO HANNIBAL LECTER ABOUT HUNTING ME DOWN AND ORDERING ME PIZZA? DO YOU REALLY THINK HE FUCKED JODI FOSTER? I AM TYLER DURDEN!!!

zt-in-hell

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:57 PM
Edited Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 10:57 PM

Would you like a chocolate pizza?

ItHadToBeJew

  

zt-in-hell

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 11:22 PM

I'm down with brown town.

zt-in-hell

  

catloaf

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 11:34 PM

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Interesting. Well, Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas spelled backwards is... Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

catloaf

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 11:35 PM

That website is a graphic design abortion.

Compression artifacts = KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

TortillaFactory

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 11:37 PM

What is it TF?

ItHadToBeJew

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 11:44 PM

AN ABORTION, MICHAEL!

TortillaFactory

  

drakeguy19

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 1:16 AM

What does Marcellus, New York look like?

drakeguy19

  

greymatters

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:30 AM

AN ABORTION, MICHAEL!

I think Nathaniel masturbated to that.

greymatters

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:52 AM

What does Marcellus, New York look like?

It looks like the rest of Central New York, which looks remarkably nondescript.

ItHadToBeJew

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Where is Garden City, NY?

mandeemoo22

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Not Central New York.

Central New York is New York City's Canada.

ItHadToBeJew

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 11:02 AM

BUT WHERE IS IT? WHAT IS IT NEAR?

mandeemoo22

  

zt-in-hell

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Eunice, you need to take a chill pill.

zt-in-hell

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 11:05 AM
Edited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 11:08 AM

It's nearer to New York City than me.

Consult Wikipedia or your local library for more information.

ItHadToBeJew

  

foob2011

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 12:47 PM

Central New York is New York City's Canada.

—ItHadToBeJew

So Jersey is their Mexico?

foob2011

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 12:49 PM
Edited Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 12:58 PM

There's a city in New York called Mexico, so we tend to avoid that analogy.

ItHadToBeJew

  

zt-in-hell

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 4:02 PM

SALUTON!

THIS IS A REMINDER THAT I STILL DO NOT HAVE PIZZA ORDERED FOR ME BY A TLC MEMBER.

zt-in-hell

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 4:08 PM

give me your address and i'll order it for you. srsly.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 5:36 PM

same

anobody

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 6:10 PM

Have either of you e-mailed him about it?

chix0r

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 6:33 PM

No. And I'm not going to either. He can e-mail me if he really wants his pizza. I'm starting to think that ZT doesn't really want it.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 9:07 PM

I haven't either - I'm just too damn shy to be sending a complete stranger an email.

That'd be... awkward.

anobody

  

Kevin U.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 9:21 PM

This is ZT you're talking about - he won't mind.

Kevin U.

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 9:22 PM

That doesn't make me any less shy.

anobody

  

Lefty

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 9:30 PM

wait, werent you the one that actually CALLED someone??

Lefty

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 9:42 PM

Yeah, but still...

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:02 PM

You motherfucking called Drew's motherfucking office! You can't motherfucking act like you're motherfucking shy! Get your motherfucking head out of your motherfucking ass!

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:14 PM

That's it, motherfuckers!

I can't take it any motherfucking more!

I'm opening a motherfucking window and getting these motherfucking motherfuckers the fuck out of here!

anobody

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 6:23 AM
Edited Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 6:50 AM

Anobody what have I told you about cursing to try and appear cool. It's totally out of character and extremely awkward. You're just making everyone uncomfortable now. Stop being a cunt.

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 7:36 AM

I haven't either - I'm just too damn shy to be sending a complete stranger an email.

Ok, I was never going to mention this because it's really embarrassing, but anobody has used the "Contact" feature on this site to e-mail me at least a half dozen times. I guess he didn't get the message that I wasn't interested in conversing with him through e-mail the first time, the second time, the third time, the fourth time or the fifth time when I didn't reply to him.

It got really creepy when anobody sent me an e-mail where he basically said something to the effect of "Do I know you? Because it feels like you're someone I know in real life." It's almost like he read some cheesy pick-up lines in Maxim Magazine and decided to test them out on the internet.

I am now openly admitting that I have been e-raped by anobody. I am only disclosing this because I hope my honesty will give strength to his other victims and they too will come out of the woodwork

greymatters

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 7:53 AM

... and yet, I still think I know you from somewhere. You should be flattered, rather than some nobody jackhole, I thought you might be DAG, or or Anderson, or Kathy Griffin, or Jeffrey Dahmer.

Your personality disorder has been so effective that I still can't shake the idea that you're a D/E-lister that's why you're so cagey.

I was never going to mention this, but I used that very same feature with JJ and she admitted that 'jjgold' is just a character and that she is, in fact, Judy Gold (sorry Judy, I know I told you I'd never tell anyone, but Grey forced my hand).

Anobody what have I told you about cursing to try and appear cool.

Although I remember no such thing (and can't imagine that I'd head your well intended 'advice' if I did), I wasn't doing it to 'try and appear cool', I was following Mandee's lead (Snakes on a Plane / Sam Jackson reference - even if you haven't seen the movie and don't know that all the snakes get blown out of a window in the ending, I thought that would be obvious and not need any explanation; obviously, I was mistaken).

anobody

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 8:02 AM

and can't imagine that I'd head your well intended 'advice' if I did

Please save your creepy Freudian slips for someone else. I don't want to be the next e-raping victim.

Beat It!

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 8:28 AM

Hey, I never said I could spell.

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 8:33 AM

... by the way, for anyone looking go e-rape Beat It!, you'll have go be more creative than going to his profile because, unlike Grey, he had the sense to disable the contact link on his profile.

Just FYI.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 8:59 AM

Funny...His contact link was open before YOU joined the forum...


...and FYI...


....or Jeffrey Dahmer.


...has been dead for like a dozen years, genius.

Dusty TheHick