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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 1:13 AM It's a cruel and unnecessary procedure. Circumcision decreases sensitivity, can cause deformities such as anal prolapse. —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 9:13 AM
Edited Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 9:16 AM Nah, I like her / she makes me laugh and I kinda appreciate the lengths she'll go to to start some shit (and to keep it going). (this thread really didn't take off like I was hoping; the premise really made me laugh - granted, no great feat there). —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:24 PM
Edited Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:24 PM Will someone kindly and graphicly describe how anal circumcision works? (in ebonics, please) —foob2011 |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:33 PM Coo'. You's start out by takin' de baby and insertin' some pipe into its ass. Den, ya' pull it out part way and cut da damn part dat's stickin' out wid some knife. You's finish by usin' some burnin' emba' on de end uh a metal stick t'cauterize it. Man! closed.
If you'd prefer cockney - Not so bad. Yer start out by takin' the baby and insertin' a long metallic pipe into its ass. Then, right, yer pull it out part way and cut the bloomin' part that's stickin' out wiv a knife. Yer finish by usin' a burnin' ember on the end of a metal stick ter cauterize it.
Then there's the Swedish Chef OK. Yuoo stert oooot by tekeeng zee beby und inserteeng a lung metelleec peepe-a intu its ess. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeen, yuoo pooll it oooot pert vey und coot zee pert thet's steecking oooot veet a kneeffe-a. Yuoo feenish by useeng a boorneeng imber oon zee ind ooff a metel steeck tu cootereeze-a it. Um de hur de hur de hur clused. —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:35 PM Man! closed. This is, like, Hawaiian/Jamaican/Jar Jar Binks. Not even close to Ebonics. EPIC FAIL. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:41 PM Meh. I knew but didn't (and still don't) care. —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:45 PM
Edited Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:46 PM You're mistaking indifference for ambivalence. Anyway, doesn't bother me - at least I tried (well... kinda, anyway :D —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:53 PM You tried. You failed. Failure is unacceptable. Laith agrees. Shhh....shh. It'll all be over soon. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:09 PM You tried. You failed. Failure is unacceptable. Laith agrees. —TortillaFactory This is true. Shhh....shh. It'll all be over soon. This is also true! :D —Dark Laith |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:11 PM Because affectionate killers are just that much creepier. Laith, this is foolproof. You can be the muscle, the scarecrow, and I'll be the one who cradles the victim and gently slits his throat. It'll be like good cop/bad cop, except it's good assassin/bad assassin. Ano's ovsly first on the list - who's next? I'm making our trenchcoats right now. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:27 PM Woo! Sources say that one Ac3_R0ck0lla is actually about to die, this time. —Dark Laith |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:29 PM Really? My sources say "answer unclear, try again." I should probably get more reliable sources. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:22 AM I Can Help, I am from Detroit.
Stand Back, People, I am fluent in Ghettoese, and I need some space. OK, wey the lil nigga is?
You sayin y'all want's dis lil niggas ass toe up? Send dis lil biatch to county, I knows dat nigga Ray Ray, well, let's jus say dat's why dat nigga is in county. >pounds knuckles with homie<
Ray Ray like dem fresh ass fish, n'am sayin? I hope my services could be of some help.
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Monday, July 17, 2006 at 8:11 PM anobody, that was magnificent. Thank you. —foob2011 |
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