bguirk
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:45 PM
Hey all--
Help a brother out. I'm driving across the country next week and need about 10-15 Lovelines to listen to. I'm thinking 2003 would be a good year to go back to--anyone have some favorites from then? No Bill Nye and no DAG please--I've heard those a dozen times by now.
—bguirk
Dark Laith
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Friday, July 14, 2006 at 7:44 AM
If you haven't tried the 12/24/06 (Papa Roach/Drunk Anderson/Frequent messing-up) episode yet, I reccomend that one.
—Dark Laith
Robin
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Friday, July 14, 2006 at 8:26 AM
"I'm 5'12 almost 6 foot."
—Robin
ProfessorCarbuncle
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Friday, July 14, 2006 at 9:11 AM
I need some road trip material too. I managed to get my hands on two tickets to see Tom Waits in concert at the Ryman in Nashville, it's a least a 12 or 13 hr drive. I've been waiting years for this show, and it was a minor miracle that I got tix.
Does anyone have any suggestions for other talk radio or comedians to listen to on the road? I'm not sure if my traveling companion is keen on loveline, thinkin about stocking up on Bill Hicks and Patton Oswalt but that's all I can think of. And maybe Davidd Cross.
—ProfessorCarbuncle
bguirk
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 11:24 AM
Thanks for all of the 2003 show suggestions, you guys really came through for me. Bon voyage.
—bguirk
AceRockollaisAce
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Does anyone have any suggestions for other talk radio
I am just loving Ron and Fez since they were recommended to me: http://www.ronfez.net/multimedia.cfm
also if you can get your hands on any of the early Ricky Gervais podcasts, and any best of Howard Sterns should do it.
—AceRockollaisAce
Dusty TheHick
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:04 PMEdited Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:06 PM
Bguirk, your request is totally reasonable, but if I went the rest of my life without ever again hearing you say "help a brother out," that would be just dandy. It instantly reminds me of that idiot Theo, thus causing me to throw up in mouth a little. Have a good trip, bro.
If you haven't tried the 12/24/06 ...
I see Laith's been joyriding in the DeLorean again.
Does anyone have any suggestions for other talk radio or comedians to listen to on the road?
—Dusty TheHick
A Guy in a Chair
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:23 PM
Mitch Hedberg
Hells yeah.
Others to the list: *casully opens file cabinet*
Etc.
—A Guy in a Chair
Beat It!
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:40 PM
Brian Reagan
Okay, we can hang. The best mostly unknown comedian out there.
—Beat It!
A Guy in a Chair
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:49 PM
"I'm just trying to make it through life without looking too stupid.... it's not working out to well."
—A Guy in a Chair
plurry
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:11 PM
are you thinking about the holocaust right now?
—plurry
Dusty TheHick
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 10:44 AMEdited Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 10:45 AM
Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane = not shot down over the Sea of Japan = not spun in = survivors
—Dusty TheHick
Beat It!
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:24 AM
Tupac is currently adding some flava to the new CD Elvis is working on down at Sun Studios. Jimi is on lead guitar.
—Beat It!
Dark Laith
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:27 AM
Starcraft: Ghost was released on time and totally not indefinitely delayed and is being enjoyed on all three current-gen consoles.
—Dark Laith
anobody
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:49 AM
Yeah - depressing / below the belt (even if not untrue).
—anobody
greymatters
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:56 AM
I always knew Tiffany hated anobody, I always knew I liked Tiffany.
—greymatters
anobody
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:57 AM
N/O/!
Wait a second.... my keyboard doesn't have any keys so you're screwed!
—anobody
anobody
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:59 AM
Well, there's certainly no denying that.
—anobody
Dusty TheHick
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:07 PM
TPATPAM has become a hero(ine?) to us all, by taking that goddamn /key!
—Dusty TheHick
anobody
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:09 PMEdited Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:09 PM
\/\/ H /-\ T YOU SAY, TPATPAM?
—anobody
bguirk
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 8:35 PM
Listened to Cheryl from Curb today on the way to Nebraska. Adam is loaded and the "I know what ladies like..." drop comes from this show. I also caught Heidi Fleiss part II. Both good shows.
—bguirk
Stryker311
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:18 AM
wait, cheryl hines, are you kidding me, thats the name of one of my moms best friends and she has a daughter named hayley that is too perfect for words. crazy
—Stryker311
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:23 AM
So, now you're onto Hayley from Mormon Girl? I hope Hayley puts out, that Mormon Girl shit was getting tired.
—greymatters
Stryker311
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:31 AM
guys like it because they are secretly gay and it feels just like sex with a man if they close their eyes. true story.
—Stryker311
smaller hands
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:31 AM
That makes me a sad panda. If I was sexing someone I'd want to make sure they felt good . So why would anyone want to make their partner feel uncomfortable?
—smaller hands
Kevin U.
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:32 AM
Only the moderately fucked up (or worse) guys would want to hurt someone sexually I would imagine.
—Kevin U.
margin
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:34 AM
it's about dominance
—margin
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:35 AM
Only the moderately fucked up (or worse) guys would want to hurt someone sexually
That's like 92% of guys.
—greymatters
Stryker311
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:37 AM
yeah whats it called when you think men are better than women? i have that. male superiority complex or whatever.
—Stryker311
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:39 AM
whats it called when you think men are better than women?
Balls.
—greymatters
margin
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:40 AM
damn, these threads go in odd directions
—margin
rAnCIDsICk@!!!
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:40 AM
Guys like anal for different reasons.
I'd argue they fall in these few categories.
1)He just a nasty motherfucker and he wants to fuck you in your ass because he can.
2)He want's to dominate you and own you and what better way than by making you scream and moan by taking a large phallus in your holy rectory.
3)He watches to much porn and expects you to enjoy it. (Some chicks do)
4)It's a hole, when there's a hole you must drill for oil.
5)Why not?
6)A badge of honor, in a field of sexual conquest this is one adventure every
7)He's a fag or he's straight from the penn. and he need that bootie action now.
8)He want's to make you feel less of a woman, and he like the look of blood and fec
—rAnCIDsICk@!!!
TortillaFactory
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:41 AM
yeah whats it called when you think men are better than women?
It's called realism, except in your case. Then it's called self-delusion.
—TortillaFactory
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:41 AM
lubrication i guess. i don't know. it still seems like it would hurt.
I would give it to you real gentle like, straight up the pooper, but in a loving way.
—Robots Rule
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:42 AM
4)It's a hole, when there's a hole you must drill for oil.
I've always said there's not enough ear sex going on in this country.
—greymatters
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:45 AM
i wish
I think i'm going to get my lip pierced. any thoughts?
—Robots Rule
margin
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:47 AM
I think i'm going to get my lip pierced. any thoughts?
—Robots Rule
go for it
—margin
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:47 AM
They need to start snorting semen in porn, they're not pushing the envelope enough.
—greymatters
rAnCIDsICk@!!!
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:48 AM
It can be really cute on some chicks, but I'd imagine it'll get difficult if you go down alot. Hairs can get tangled in there.
—rAnCIDsICk@!!!
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:50 AMEdited Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:50 AM
TPAM you take it out duhhhh..
—Robots Rule
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:50 AM
I think i'm going to get my lip pierced. any thoughts?
It's not going to bring back your dad.
—greymatters
margin
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:50 AM
They need to start snorting semen in porn, they're not pushing the envelope enough.
—greymatters
i've actually seen that
—margin
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:51 AM
It's not going to bring back your dad.
—Robots Rule
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:52 AM
tooo soon. that was a little personal there. just a little bit of a sensitive subject
I'm here to help you, not hurt you.
—greymatters
rAnCIDsICk@!!!
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:52 AM
TPAM you take it out duhhhh..
—Robots Rule
But in the heat of the moment, plus we're drunk! That takes a lotta focus and cocentration. Plus you gotta take it to the base baby, all the way down.
—rAnCIDsICk@!!!
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:54 AMEdited Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:54 AM
it doesn't really work when I'm drunk/high, because I tend to get cottonmouth, which leads to Kottonmouth bjs.
—Robots Rule
smaller hands
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:57 AM
KOTTONMOUTH....that's creepy. Like those commercials where people are like "MY BODY DOENS'T PRODUCE TEARS. SO I HAVE DROP THESE FAKES ONES INTO MY EYEBALLS."
—smaller hands
TortillaFactory
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:58 AM
LOL.
Jesus. Everyone is on fire tonight. I'm laughing at the Companion for the first time in ages.
—TortillaFactory
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:58 AM
I get really bad kottonmouth that no amount of anything can solve.
btw kottonmouth bjs-gravy train!!!! .download it now.
—Robots Rule
rAnCIDsICk@!!!
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:00 AM
On the theme of laughter this had me going for a minuit.
—rAnCIDsICk@!!!
Stryker311
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:00 AM
isnt it cotton mouth. i think these so called "kings" of kottonmouth have changed the way we spell cotton forever
—Stryker311
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:01 AM
I thought you liked it that way, no bitch, I'm fucking gay
speaking of fucking gay, grey I want an apology
—Robots Rule
Stryker311
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:06 AM
I remember when i used to hate greymatters. Those weren't the days.
—Stryker311
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:07 AM
Stryker, there was a time when you didn't like me? FUCK YOU!
—greymatters
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:08 AMEdited Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:09 AM
I don't hate anyone here.
—Robots Rule
smaller hands
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:09 AM
I always imagine greymatters is really hot even if he's a girl. He'll be like a hot girl.
—smaller hands
margin
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:10 AM
abm is the best poster on this board
—margin
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:10 AM
grey=really hot gay guy that I always try to get with drunkenly
—Robots Rule
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:11 AM
Stefanie, we're not going to cyber anymore, you burned that bridge, baby.
—greymatters
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:12 AM
abm is the best poster on this board
yeah, but it's always pictures of herself/myspace/friends. and the nose thing. ughh. I'm fine with her I just would never do her up the pooper like I would with SmallerHands or Laith, actually with anyone else here.
—Robots Rule
greymatters
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:14 AM
I don't think Laith likes it up the pooper, it would disgrace his Muslim terrorist guidelines.
—greymatters
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:14 AM
how could he live in seattle and not like it up the pooper?
—Robots Rule
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:17 AMEdited Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:18 AM
TF and I should really visit him soon
actually, no we shouldn't
—Robots Rule
TortillaFactory
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:19 AM
TF and I should really visit him soon
For some reason I keep thinking of that icon that's all over LJ and is probably from some TV show I've never seen, with two girls:
"Dear Josh. We came by to fuck you, but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay."
I really think that's how it would go down.
Then we would have hot lesbian sex. And by "lesbian sex," I mean tea. But it'd be hot.
—TortillaFactory
Robots Rule
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Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:23 AM
Then we would have hot lesbian sex. And by "lesbian sex," I mean tea. But it'd be hot.
—Robots Rule
