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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 11:31 AM Let me start by saying this- Four year's ago I Met my husband We feel madly in love and never been appeart since. We do almost everything togither. The three thing's I won't do Is visit his friend's. See my problime is. Everytime I go over to one of this friend's place- Let's say this person name is Mr.F. Ok everytime I'm over there he say's nasty stuff to me like, I'm going to rape you when your husband not around. And he often tries to tuch me. My husband told him to nock the shit off and leave me alone. What I don't get is why he would want to be friend's with this guy. Someone who misstreat's woman and mind you he's also married and cheat's on his wife often. I want my husband to be happy and be friend's who he want's to be friend's with. I just wish He disown this one. Please help —Jennifer |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 12:00 PM Word word Word, random word, Capitalised Word. (Period for some reason), stuff stuff stuff, I suck, blah blah. —AsianOrJew |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 12:23 PM if this isn't bogus, here is what you do.
tell hubby what this asshat is doing and tell him it's you or the friend.
it's a win/win situation for you.
either he gets rid of the asshole or you get rid of an asshole. NEXT CALLER!!! —plurry |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 12:25 PM 1) Tell your husband you're not going to put up with it anymore.
2) Threaten drastic action if he doesn't support you in this.
3) Learn grammar.
4) ????
5) PROFIT! —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 12:42 PM
Edited Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 12:45 PM You need to have a threesome with you, your husband and Mr. F. This will strengthen both the bond between you and your husband, and the friendship between your husband and Mr. F. As a bonus, studies have shown women who begin having threesomes show a 73% increase in their spelling, grammar and punctuation skills. You may not get the desired results immediately, so keep trying! Problems of this nature often require many, many threesomes. —mattress in the lane |
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anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 12:47 PM I don't know how I missed this thread before. It looks like it's been here since the 13'th but I swear I never saw it before today (the 15'th). Makes me wonder if there's some sort of weird probationary period for new posters to cut down on trolls. Let me start by saying this- Four year's ago I Met my husband We feel madly in love and never been appeart since. We do almost everything togither. Up to there, sounds like my ex and I. The three thing's I won't do Is visit his friend's. See my problime is. Everytime I go over to one of this friend's place- Let's say this person name is Mr.F. Ok everytime I'm over there he say's nasty stuff to me like, I'm going to rape you when your husband not around. And he often tries to tuch me. If that's not bogus - holy shit! That's messed up. My husband told him to nock the shit off and leave me alone. Sounds OK so far (though if I had a friend who was saying that stuff to my wife/GF, I think I'd do a hell of a lot more than just say that; at the very least, I'd put some significant distance between my 'friend' and I). That kinda makes me wonder if the story you're giving us is the same one you gave your husband. Did you make it clear to him that he threatened to rape you? (just trying to touch you seems way over the line to me) Are you exaggerating when you say that the guy said that? Things don't quite seem to fit and it just feels like we're missing something here. Assuming what you say is true, I worry - *a lot* about the whole situation. This 'friend' sounds pretty disturbed and your husband seems like he's not taking things very seriously. I could understand this if he said something else and you inferred the rape threat, or if you watered the story down for your husband. What I don't get is why he would want to be friend's with this guy. I don't know but, taking your story at face value, that says a lot about your husband. I think it could go a few ways - he doesn't have many friends and he holds on to the few he has, he's so imperceptive or in denial that he's somehow oblivious to who the guy actually is, or that behavior seems actually reasonable or normal to your husband. Someone who misstreat's woman and mind you he's also married and cheat's on his wife often. I want my husband to be happy and be friend's who he want's to be friend's with. I just wish He disown this one. Very troubling. Stupid question - have you said that to your husband? (if you haven't made your feelings explicitly clear to him, don't assume he can read your mind) —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 1:27 PM
Edited Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 1:27 PM >>Assuming what you say is true, I worry I worry because not only did you believe the faker, you wrote it an essay. —chix0r |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 1:42 PM I worry because not only did you believe the faker, you wrote it an essay. Who says I believed the faker - what part of Assuming what you say is true, If that's not bogus, Things don't quite seem to fit, or taking your story at face value gave you the impression I believed 'her'? I approached that as I approach almost everything - skeptically. Does it seem likely that it's fake? Sure. Could it be real? Well, it's pretty effed up but don't see why not. Given that I can't say either with confidence, it'd be foolish to assume I know one way or the other. Even if it was fake, where's the harm in treating it as a hypothetical and going from there? It's not like it's a huge drain on my time or the forum's resources. If it was actually real (unlikely as that may be), maybe what I said would help. The math seems simple - the cost of wrongly assuming it's false when it's true outweighs the cost of wrongly assuming it's true when it's false. Hell - even if it's bogus, maybe someone else in a loosely analogues situation could benefit from our collective wisdom and experience. Anyway, it gave me a chance to pontificate and blow hard so how could I possibly pass that up? you wrote it an essay Oh come now. I didn't write that much by my standards... haven't you ever seen any of my other posts? —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 1:48 PM Let me rephrase, then - I worry that you think there's even the slightest possibility this could've been real, and that you would waste enough of your time to write such a response. —chix0r |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 1:50 PM Let me rephrase, then - I worry that you think there's even the slightest possibility this could've been real, and that you would waste enough of your time to write such a response. No need to rephrase - I understood you the first time. My response and logic remains the same. —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 2:24 PM
Edited Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 2:25 PM First off. Bo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-gus. Without a doubt. Also, what's the deal with adding an apostrophe to EVERY PLURAL? (Though "say's" is my favorite - that's a special kind of stupid.) And then there is "Mr. F" which makes me smile because in my head it is sung with a female British accent with a slightly sinister emphasis (Mikeyfish will understand this.) The three thing's I won't do Is visit his friend's. Um, okay that's one thing... Lastly, settle down, anobody. You get so worked up when people call you out. Don't be so defensive. Though, chix0r, what'd you expect from him? Don't you remember the Ac3 suicide thread and how thought there could possibly be some truth in the response from the "mom" even though it was clearly (and pathetically) fake? —Beat It! |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 2:37 PM
Edited Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 2:58 PM When I miss your lips, I'll put a *** in my mouth and think of you. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 2:48 PM
Edited Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 2:54 PM Lastly, settle down, anobody. You get so worked up when people call you out. Don't be so defensive. I wasn't being defensive - just explaining my reasoning. Also, believe me, I'm settled - if I was any more settled, I'd be unconscious or dead. Though, chix0r, what'd you expect from him? Don't you remember the Ac3 suicide thread and how thought there could possibly be some truth in the response from the "mom" even though it was clearly (and pathetically) fake? I do believe that even there, I said (more than once) something to the effect or 'if this is real'. Seriously though - what's the harm in entertaining the possibility that something could be real? (unless your thinking is so concrete and binary that you can only see things in a single way) —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 2:57 PM Seriously though - what's the harm in entertaining the possibility that something could be real? Encourages boguosity. If someone calls LL and says "I had unprotected sex and I think I might have AIDS," the host(s) are obligated to treat it as fact, because someone's life is immediately in danger. If someone fakes suicide, even if it IS real, the damage is done. There is no reason to even pretend that it is real. In this case, it's doubtful that this man will actually harm "Jennifer" if she keeps her wits about her. Those who bark seldom bite, and she's given no indication that she is ever alone with him for long. There is no edict that says you MUST hang out with your husband's friends. If you don't like him, refuse to go over to his house. Nobody appears to be in danger here, so to treat it as "real" encourages boguosity with little possibility of actually helping anyone. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 3:13 PM Encourages boguosity. Where's the pay-off in this case? If it's bogus, what's the punch line? If someone calls LL and says "I had unprotected sex and I think I might have AIDS," the host(s) are obligated to treat it as fact, because someone's life is immediately in danger. See, that's the stupid thing about it. A good bogus call is like a Crank Yankers call. Retards calling in (or writing) with something that's vaguely plausible and that people are likely to believe is stupid. There's no accomplishment there. Building an intricate, winding story and eventually getting reasonable people to believe the absurd is funny (especially by the time you get to the inevitable 'mason jar' punch-line). If someone fakes suicide, even if it IS real, the damage is done. There is no reason to even pretend that it is real. Really? I can think of a few reasons to. Just as with a fake suicidal caller, you have to take a threat like that seriously. Maybe it's real but the guy just posted it to see what people would think. Maybe there are other people out there who'd benefit from knowing that there are people who care - or just from getting a bit of information on suicide hotlines. Who knows? If there's even the slightest chance that a suicide threat is real, not taking it seriously could end up being fatal. In this case, it's doubtful that this man will actually harm "Jennifer" if she keeps her wits about her. Those who bark seldom bite, and she's given no indication that she is ever alone with him for long. There is no edict that says you MUST hang out with your husband's friends. If you don't like him, refuse to go over to his house. Nobody appears to be in danger here, so to treat it as "real" encourages boguosity with little possibility of actually helping anyone. Are you kidding me? If you take her story at face value, the guy sounds like a nut job and she / her husband don't seem to have much in the wits department. If it's bogus, at least it was interesting enough to discuss and I still think that someone might benefit from that (if nothing else, it's something to do and it's no more stupid than siting in front of a magic box that makes flashing pictures and sounds... or 95% of what most people are doing). The thing I hate isn't bogus stuff - it's crappy and lame bogus stuff (though I do hate jack-offs who feign a serious problem to get attention). —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 3:41 PM Jennifer, you should look his friend up on an online public criminal website. Try to get him arrested. —adams_babymomma |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 3:46 PM I know no one really cares about my opinion on this, but I feel like giving it anyway. I'm with anobody on this. Really, how's it hurt anyone? He enjoys posting and analysis, and I personally enjoy reading it. Even if he never ends up helping anyone, both he and I were entertained. You guys may utilize the "Pg Dn" button when you see his posts, if you want. —Chrispy |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:02 PM I know no one really cares about my opinion on this, but I feel like giving it anyway. I do, actually. I'm with anobody on this. Really, how's it hurt anyone? He enjoys posting and analysis, and I personally enjoy reading it. Even if he never ends up helping anyone, both he and I were entertained. You guys may utilize the "Pg Dn" button when you see his posts, if you want. Uh oh! You guys are so screwed now. :D —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:22 PM The fact that some of you take time to point out someone else taking time to help someone is just plain hypocritical. That is all. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:24 PM Have you ever seen M*A*S*H the movie? That is all. —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:24 PM You guyssss, I'm so nervous right now. The guy that I had a crush on in highschool invited me to a party and for some reason, I'm going. It's going to be all the kids that I had wished were my friends. Oh God, I'm going to have to talk to people and stuff. I'm just telling you right now how scared I am. My stomach hurts thinking about it. I'll need a lot of alcohol. —mandeemoo22 |
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plurry |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:25 PM good luck with that.
don't get so drunk you vomit on his junk.
might chase him off. —plurry |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 7:41 PM Yeah, good luck, Mandee :-) —anobody |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 8:16 PM
Edited Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 8:23 PM Maybe the fact that his friend would say such crazy things so unbelievable to your husband that he doesnt know what to do. Either, its true and this friend he thought he knew is now super creepy and dangerous.
Or, you are lieing which is really creepy too.
So maybe your husband hasnt made a move yet cuz the situation sounds like it could be really volatile. Maybe you could bait his friend into saying something flagrant or creepy in front of your husband. By the way, how the hell does this guy even have a second alone wth you to say these things? I just thought of another idea, if none of those work. While the three of you are sitting around talking, just make fun of the friend as much as possible. Your husband might then see that you and his friend dont really get along, and you wont have to go anymore. —AbsolutCarib |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 9:01 PM Oh God - when I read /\ that, I got a horrible pang in my gut. If this actually is real, what's the over/under on the two of them already having kids or being well on their way to doing so? If Jennifer's still around, I'm afraid to ask. —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 12:05 AM shit i hate that i dtke mediaion that mkaes the alochol have na incekrased efecte. i dorve drunk and thts i,legal.!!! —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 12:16 AM Who gives a fuck if it's illegal? It's dangerous and could kill someone - that should be your concern. —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 4:06 AM shit i hate that i dtke mediaion that mkaes the alochol have na incekrased efecte. here is where we find out that mandee is hooked on xanax or klonopin... —plurry |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:09 AM
Edited Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:09 AM Don't worry everyone! James drove her home. For the purposes of this post, we will assume that James is in fact James Bond. 
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:53 AM a. How do you know who James is?
b. I swear he didn't drive me home. My car is here. —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:57 AM I know all. And don't worry about the vase. —mikeyfish |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 8:20 AM That and I'm guessing you mentioned it on the hub and then forgot, Mandee. —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 9:15 AM tell hubby what this asshat is doing and tell him it's you or the friend.
it's a win/win situation for you.
either he gets rid of the asshole or you get rid of an asshole. NEXT CALLER!!!
That's what we need - get rid of Stryker and get Plurry a chair the new Carolla —AceRockollaisAce |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 12:00 PM Well... he is interested in the job and has a bit of radio experience. —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 1:18 PM get rid of Stryker and get Plurry a chair the new Carolla hell yeah! that's what i'm talking about.
i have a long list of people to offend. —plurry |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:24 PM Jennifer and plurry need to hook up. By "hook up" I mean they need to meet and have sex. —greymatters |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 9:01 PM Hell, I thought he meant fishing too. Who knew? This is what we call a hit and run. She hit the thread with her retarded question, then ran to the other side of the internet. —andrewwagner777 |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 9:22 PM
Edited Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 9:24 PM Four year's ago
three thing's I won't do
Is visit his friend's.
who misstreat's woman
be friend's with this I'm sorry if you're having marital difficulties but please, AN APOSTROPHE IS NOT USED TO SHOW THAT AN "S" IS COMING. Fuck. Please learn to type and spell and structure sentences and thoughts. If English isn't your first language, I apologize. But if it is, it's okay that you're not intelligent, just try to learn from smart people and talk like they do. If OP was real, my only advice is to never visit that friend, ever. I fear that nothing will make him "nock that shit off." —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 11:17 PM She hit the thread with her retarded question, then ran to the other side of the internet Do we really know it was a she? If it was a crank, I'd tend to suspect hash a dude. If it wasn't, maybe she just gave up because of the weird multi-day delay between when she posted and when we first saw the thread. Please learn to type and spell and structure sentences and thoughts That was actually one of the biggest reasons I suspected foul play. It's just so uniformly bad that I almost can't imagine someone writing that way (OTOH, it would be consistent with the quality of the question so I couldn't rule out shitty edumication). —anobody |
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Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 11:55 PM
Edited Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 11:56 PM You Guys, this is what makes LL so much fun.
Imagine Anderson's drops while reading the original post. Imagine what it would be like to read what the radio callers' questions say, instead of just hearing them. I'm betting this would be a drop in the grammatical error bucket.
I'm thinking bogus, but as we have heard over so many years, there are way too many 'challenged' people out there.
Everyone has internet access, apparently not only the educated. And you can't blame Ano for trying.
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Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:29 AM Imagine what it would be like to read what the radio callers' questions say, instead of just hearing them I wonder, would they write out the *beep* every thirty seconds or so? —anobody |
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Monday, July 17, 2006 at 5:00 AM Even if this post is bogus, my comments are directed at people who really do talk and type this way. They exist. It comes from never reading. This is what a person who never reads types like. If it is bogus, I say bravo to the imposter, it's well done. PC, please digg the new cartoon. Dag is awesome, as is Narren. Dag is very intelligent and can turn the ebonics on and off like a light. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Monday, July 17, 2006 at 7:12 AM Where's the pay-off in this case? If it's bogus, what's the punch line? Same as in anything of this sort, the perpetrator laughs at those who take them serious. I'm not saying it's a good payoff, but I prefer not to give them the satisfaction when it's so clearly fake. It's more fun to call them out and mock them. Seriously though - what's the harm in entertaining the possibility that something could be real? (unless your thinking is so concrete and binary that you can only see things in a single way) Sure, when there's a possibility, then there is no harm. But neither this nor the Ac3 "mom" thing qualify. —Beat It! |
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Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:16 AM I see harm in the bogus suicide but still, not so much in this. Same as in anything of this sort, the perpetrator laughs at those who take them serious. I'm not saying it's a good payoff, but I prefer not to give them the satisfaction when it's so clearly fake. It's more fun to call them out and mock them. Meh. I say fuck 'em if they're joking. They want to laugh at such a non-accomplishment, let 'em laugh. —anobody |
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:14 PM The three thing's I won't do Is visit his friend's what the hell is that? How is that 3 things? that's only one! Whathehell, its things like this that keep me up at night. This and when they make huge messes in movies, I always worry who will have to clean that up. I don't think it's bogus, I just think it's Asian. —Stryker311 |
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:39 AM I just think it's Asian. You might but you'd be wrong. This one's got Jew written all over it. —anobody |
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