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Whatever happened to TPAM?

  

foob2011

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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 5:04 PM

I left for so long. How many TPAM threads were created ever? Someone tell me something about TPAM or I will fucking drop trou.

foob2011

  

mikeyfish

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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 5:38 PM

TPAM will do it! He's a wild man! Chris, get some coffee in here, now!

mikeyfish

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 9:06 PM

what's tpam?

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

plurry

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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 9:32 PM

TPAM
TPAM2

plurry

  

mikeyfish

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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 10:14 PM

TPAM is an enabler.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 12:26 AM

TPAM had better STFU if he knows what's good for him.

anobody

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 6:53 AM

TPAM better not smack my bitch around like that EVER again.

Robots Rule

  

foob2011

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 8:43 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 9:21 AM

TPAM is a protective pimp. Only TPAM herself will smack her bitches around.

foob2011

  

hash-is-gay

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 1:17 PM

hash-is-gay

  

mikeyfish

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 1:18 PM

TPAM knows what revs my engine.

mikeyfish

  

plurry

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 3:52 PM

i'm TPAM'd out, TPAM.

plurry

  

mikeyfish

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 4:02 PM

TPAM is a quitter!

mikeyfish

  

plurry

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 9:25 PM

TPAM, as much as i'd like to be a quitter, i'm cursedly locked in.

plurry

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:03 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:04 PM

TPAM and TPATPAM and TPATAPM and TAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM and TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPM shave their pubes.

ZT-In-Heat

  

anobody

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:06 PM

TPAM is an AOL user.

anobody

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:07 PM

TPAM taps his foot while listening to songs by The Smiths.

ZT-In-Heat

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:11 PM

TPAM has a pyramid for a head.

TortillaFactory

  

Chrispy

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:26 PM

I wish TPAM would drop trou, instead of foob.

Chrispy

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:37 PM


I wish TPAM wasn't such a relative newbie here, who made his appearance for the first time a while ago, posting moderately, and then disappearing and returning to lurker status for several months. who is now out of the closet, so to speak, and hopefully posting regularly.

And doesn't fit on one side or the other of the political spectrum, but does care very strongly about individual issues. Regardless, he is not planning to be a dick and force those ideas on the rest of you; he is quite accepting, despite my particular values.

Robots Rule

  

Chrispy

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:45 PM

TPAM is a cruel mistress.

Chrispy

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:46 PM

TPAM wrote something, like I am writing something RIGHT NOW. No one wants to call me and it's making me a sad panda. The next person to IM me on AOL (screen name is "torezodu") is my new bestfriend.

ZT-In-Heat

  

anobody

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:02 PM

TPAM should be careful what he wishes for (the last person who got a call from someone here was forced to commit fake suicide).

anobody

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:04 PM

^wait that wasn't real? damn it. i have to rehire all those mercenaries... I mean... uh... oh that's wonderful i was afraid it was real.

A Guy in a Chair

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:19 PM

TPAM needs to learn to hire better drifters for his dirty work.

TortillaFactory

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:21 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:22 PM

For TPAM's information, I only hire the best... not that it matters for by the time you read this you will be dead within 70 or so years. For that is how sinister they are, you will never see it coming

A Guy in a Chair

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:28 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:29 PM

I hope TPAM doesn't get pissed at me for interupting this thread by saying;

TPAM should be careful what he wishes for (the last person who got a call from someone here was forced to commit fake suicide).

too soon

ps. I still have his number if anyone wants it, to try to communicate with the dead.

Robots Rule

  

plurry

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:35 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:35 PM

TPAM should call him right now!
tell him we don't like his kind coming 'round these parts and that real men kill themselves when they say that's what they're fixin' to do!

plurry

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:39 PM

TPAM speaks the truth.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:46 PM

I have one question for TPAM;


Do you ever have to log into this website and type in all of this "rAnCIDsICk@!!!" then your password. How do you remember which letters are capitalized and how many exclamation marks you have?
I always think about that with people that have usernames like that.

Robots Rule

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:52 PM

TPAM should know that the devil keeps secrets to himself whenever tempting young
virgins to the demons lair before all is revealed.

Or that it's a cheap attempt to have subliminal meanings that people could give
a fuck less about ;)

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:00 AM

I've always been curious about the random line-breaks in TPAM's posts. It makes me think that he stops randomly in the middle of his sentences and changes tone.

TortillaFactory

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:02 AM

TPAM is as lovely as a peach.
TPBH has rapid fire thought sequences that he can't put down all at once.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:06 AM

TPAM likes to cuddle

mandeemoo22

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:08 AM

TPAM is soft and gushy.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:09 AM

TPAM thinks that rapid thoughts is an excuse for pressing the enter key in the middle of a sentence.

TortillaFactory

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:10 AM

TPAM has no Idea. :)

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:11 AM

TPAM has a band.

It's not funny, I'm just pointing it out.

TortillaFactory

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:49 AM

Does TPAM dig our tunes?

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:53 AM

TPAM should be aware that while I don't really dig that style of music much, it sounds professional and ripe with talent, unlike much of the shitty music on MySpace.

TortillaFactory

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:58 AM

TPAM is very sweet, also that Hello Dragon made feel like I should be wearing a fleece sweater with BOX rimmed glasses while drinking a soy smoothie.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

plurry

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:18 AM

i want to know what's up with the breaks in TPAM'S posts as well.

it's like you email your response to a yahoo account, retrieve, cut, paste and post.
something is definately up.

plurry

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:22 AM

TPAM should know what it's like when in mid sentence a flashback overcomes the thought process and some foriegn idea creeps in.

Really all it is that I'm not very great on punctuality. I type like I talk.
:)

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:31 AM

TPAM must talk in a very odd manner.

wearing a fleece sweater with BOX rimmed glasses while drinking a soy smoothie.

Exactly. They struck me as a very bad ripoff of the Shins, who suck anyway.

TortillaFactory

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:39 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:42 AM

TPAM would like to kick it with the rAnCID sICk. Just the normal convo about
life, music, comedy, bitches, hoes, making fun of other people in the room like emo homo's.

I don't know, we talk crazy shit. Like this one for instance is something
me and my bestfriend thought of, we said it'd be cool if we made a video game like
mortal kombat with our secret identies as super hero's

Omega Nut who is me and circumbrean blastman is my home boy

I'll be this big fat guy in a spandex suit like superman with a big Peanut on his chest and my fatality would be a big fat blob of nut (semen) that would ooze out my dick enveloping my enemy melting his skin from his flesh and bones putrifying in a pool of seed and blood.

Circumbrean blast would be a rapid fire machine gun nut that spray you and soak into your skin until thousand of little baby heads pop out of your skin and inflate like a ballon until they explode all over the place.

So when we were younger we'd be fucking these chicks in rooms next to each other and you could hear us yell through the wall. Ommeeegggaa NNUTTT! And he answer back Cercumbrean blast ya!!!

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 5:28 AM

Really all it is that I'm not very great on punctuality.

Miss Malaprop in the hizeeeeeee!

Beat It!

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 7:43 AM

TPAM is on top of things.

Dark Laith

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 10:23 AM

Shouldn't God technically be considered TPAM in the highest degree?

A Guy in a Chair

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 10:24 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 10:24 AM

TPAM's representative picture on the "Concepts" thread was described by one of my friends, without any further prompting, "dark...but not evil at all."

TPAM is probably disappointed by this assessment.

EDIT: Damn! TPAM came between me and my TPAM.

And it's sticky.

TortillaFactory

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:18 PM

TPATPAM is quite flattering. The friend of TPAM's assessment of my concept picture is disappointing, but probably correct.

TPAM should also probably grab a Kleenex or something.

Dark Laith

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:26 PM

TPAM probably approves of what I'm watching right now (Day 1 of 24).

Beep. BEEP. Beep. BEEP!

TortillaFactory

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:28 PM

I wholeheartedly approve of TPAM's stated activity.

Dark Laith

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:32 PM

TPAM's approval makes me smile.

TortillaFactory

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:00 PM

Imaging TPAM's smile makes me smile.

Dark Laith

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:03 PM

TPAM is the sweetest terrorist EVAR.

He'll be shot down like a dog by Bauer yet, but until then, s'all good.

TortillaFactory

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:42 PM

TPAM are totally boning.

smaller hands

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:53 PM

TPAM does something and stuff.

ZT-In-Heat

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:54 PM

TPAM is a Scientologist.

TortillaFactory

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:54 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:54 PM

EDIT: TPATPAM just went a post without mentioning Scientology...

TPAM stated the obvious.

andrewwagner777

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:55 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:55 PM

TPAM updates too quickly.

ZT-In-Heat

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:55 PM

TPAM really wants to leave work right now.

ZT-In-Heat

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:59 PM

TPAM works at McDonalds.

andrewwagner777

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 1:59 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 2:00 PM

TPATPAM is leaving work now.

ZT-In-Heat

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 2:00 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 2:00 PM

TPAM can hold down a job?!

TPATPAM needs a new one.

TortillaFactory

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 2:47 PM

TPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPAM's post made no sense to me what so ever.

A Guy in a Chair

  

Robots Rule

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 2:55 PM

TPAM made me scroll up fifteen posts.....and I'm pissed

Robots Rule

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 2:59 PM

TPAM is pissed.

TortillaFactory

  

Robots Rule

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:00 PM

TPAM is one of my favs.

Robots Rule

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:03 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:03 PM

I thank TPATPATPAM (a.k.a. TPAM) for doing the "TPA" counting for me.

Dark Laith

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:05 PM

TPATPAM flattery ftw!

TPAM should be aware that THERE'S NO TIME! And also WE NEED THEM ALIVE!

TortillaFactory

  

Robots Rule

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:06 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:06 PM

TPATPAM's favorite song is Get Low-lil jon. I can tell just from looking at you.

Robots Rule

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:07 PM

TPAM has psychic song powers.

TortillaFactory

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:09 PM

Damnit TPAM! Set up a perimeter!

NOOOOO!!!

mikeyfish

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:10 PM

TPAM needs to stand down. STAND DOWN!!!!

TortillaFactory

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 3:14 PM

WHO IS TPAM WORKING FOR?!?!?

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 4:17 PM

I agree with TPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPAM.

anobody

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 5:49 PM

TPBM will be posting the next message after I post this.

A Guy in a Chair

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 6:06 PM

TPAM is correct.

TPATPATPAM needs to PUT DOWN THEIR WEAPON!

Dark Laith

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 9:06 PM

TPAM should know that I just ate Taco Bell.

ZT-In-Heat

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 9:19 PM

I wish TPATPAM would forget about the chain of command and JUST DO IT.

TPAM is going to be gassy.

TortillaFactory

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 10:45 PM

TPAM should be aware that my farts smell like sweet sulfur.

ZT-In-Heat

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 11:26 PM

Perhaps TPAM should have warned TPBTPAM, instead.

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 11:32 PM

TPAM me doesn't understand that my ass doesn't require warning. It's works are a blessing for all in it's presence.

ZT-In-Heat

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 11:40 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 11:40 PM

TPAM should use an enema when evacuating his colon.
It stinks down here. (whew)


rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 11:45 PM

TPAM just made my ass hurt.

er-- with his POST, I mean.


er-- and by "post," I mean the picture he posted in this thread, NOT his pole.

Um...What were we talking about again?

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:07 AM

TPAM frequently remarks that FUCK, he hates his life!

Dark Laith

  

Robots Rule

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:26 AM

I feeel the need to tell TPAM that my long lost grandpa just called saying that he is coming up from california and will be stopping by our house to pick up some papers. which is fine, except that this is the weekend when my mom is gone in LA. SO I'm planning a three-day long phatty kegger, and my grandpa will be stopping by.


this weekend will be very tricky.

Robots Rule

  

greymatters

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:14 AM

Is TPAM asking TPATPAM to assassinate TPAM's grandpa? If so, would TPATPAM please videotape this assassination so I can watch it later?

greymatters

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Would TPAM prefer VHS or DVD?

Dark Laith

  

greymatters

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:27 AM

If TPAM can swing an anamorphic widescreen DVD copy of TPATPATPAM's grandpa's assassination, that would be great. If TPAM sexes up TPATPATPAM at the kegger, I would like TPAM to record that too.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:52 AM

TPAM watches snuff films.

Pass it on.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 10:35 AM

TPAM is the skeleton in Garfield's closet.

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 12:13 PM

TPATPAMTPAM is suggesting an adult murder an old man, bang an inebiriated, underage girl and digitally record these deeds for their viewing pleasure.

who's the real sicko perve of this forum?!?

plurry

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 2:06 PM

TPATPATPATPATPATPATPAM is getting drunk this weekend? I can't believe it!

mikeyfish

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 2:17 PM

^ Thinks this is the sarcasm thread.

Beat It!

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 2:28 PM

TPAM is too lazy to type "TPAM."

TortillaFactory

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 2:58 PM

TPAM is named Tiffany.

ZT-In-Heat

  

anobody

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 5:27 PM

WTF, TPAM? I thought TPATPAM was named Liz.

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 7:43 PM

There is no spoon, TPAM.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:20 PM

... but there is a chair, TPAM.

anobody

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:33 PM

and I'm in it, although TPAM obviously set me up for that.

A Guy in a Chair

  

Robots Rule

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:35 PM

TPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPAM sucks balls [literally]

Robots Rule

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:50 PM
Edited Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:51 PM

TPATPATPATPATPATPATPAM calls me Tiff as a nickname for TF. I think.

TPAM is aware of the superiority of androids.

TortillaFactory

  

Robots Rule

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:54 PM

TPAM reminded me of Paranoid Android, which reminded me of Radiohead, which reminds me Muse is on loveline tonight, and I'm excited.

Robots Rule

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:03 PM

If TPAM likes Radiohead, that means we can't hang out. :(

TortillaFactory

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:03 PM
Edited Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:03 PM

TPAM (Tiffany) is right.

ZT-In-Heat

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:04 PM

TPAM has christened me with a new name.

TortillaFactory

  

mikeyfish

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