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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 8:35 PM Despite the fact that I absolutely hate Stryker he has exposed a number of things about Dr. Drew. I was hoping we could put together a list.
1) Dr. Drew has never tried anal.
2) Dr. Drew has never given or received a rimjob.
3) Dr. Drew hasn't worn a condom since the 80's.
4) Dr. Drew has looked at internet porn.
5) Dr. Drew has talked to his kids about sex and refers his daughter to Susan. Any other additions would be appreciated... I'm sure I'm forgetting some. —spread_debate |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 8:38 PM
Edited Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 8:39 PM Guns don't kill people. Dr. Drew kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Dr. Drew allows to live.
Dr. Drew does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Dr. Drew is Pain.
Dr. Drew has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Dr. Drew 3. Cancer
Dr. Drew is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Dr. Drew can slam a revolving door.
Dr. Drew doesn't go hunting.... DR. DREW GOES KILLING
Dr. Drew doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 9:39 PM
Edited Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 9:57 PM Wow you did a great job of disguising Chuck Norris jokes as Dr.Drew ones. (plagiarism and unoriginality aside, I like it.) A blind man once stepped on Dr.Drew's shoe. Dr.Drew screamed "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" And proceded to round-house kick him in the face. Upon hearing Drew's voice, the man was cured of his blindness. The first and last thing he ever saw was Drew's foot.
Dr.Drew's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Also, Drew just now mentioned on the radio that he had surfer's length hair when he was 14.
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:00 PM Wow. What was that? It felt like an attack. In fact, it was nothing short of rape. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:02 PM Two thums up for mikeyfish and honorable mention for chairguy. —pookie |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:25 PM
Edited Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:26 PM Has no one mentioned that Dr.Drew is one hot steamy buffet of manliness? —A Guy in a Chair |
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Friday, July 7, 2006 at 8:41 AM I always liked the Jack Bauer ones more than the Chuck Norris ones. Even though some of them are clearly ripoffs anyway. Every time Dr. Drew yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies. If Dr. Drew was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, he'd shoot Nina twice. Dr. Drew was never addicted to cocaine; cocaine was addicted to Dr. Drew. As a child, Dr. Drew's first words were "There's no time!" Dr. Drew is the leading cause of death in adult Arab males. —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, July 8, 2006 at 3:16 PM Dr. Drew is in THA HIZZY! The meaning of Drew's name goes like this: D: it stands for delicious!
R: it stands for REMARKABLE!
E: It stands for EXCELLENCE!
and W: it stands for WONDERFUL! That's my dog, Drew, Drew, it's Dr. Drew, Drew, that's my man Drew, Drew, he's here for YOU! Let's SAVE SOME BABIES! —drakeguy19 |
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Saturday, July 8, 2006 at 7:38 PM The moon doesn't affect the tide, it is the will of Dr. Drew —Laxdude |
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Saturday, July 8, 2006 at 8:40 PM Drew doesn't get wet, water gets Drewed. Oh and btw, Dr.Drew got a new show on the televisual device coming soon. Instead of Strictly Sex with Dr.Drew, it's gonna be Strictly Dr.Drew. Meaning more topics and more Drew, which lets be honest, is like giving more crack to a junkie. I think it starts the 25th of either July or August... someone confirm that for me. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 1:01 PM 1) and only had two bullets
2) heroin —justinbaily21 I'm very very stupid. I'm sorry. x_x —Dark Laith |
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Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 2:27 PM
Edited Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 2:56 PM Superman wears Dr. Drew pajamas. Taco Bell is open late because when Dr. Drew wants a chalupa, he gets a goddamn chalupa! When his daughter lost her virginity, Dr. Drew found it and put it back. Dr. Drew sleeps with a pillow under his gun. The truth may hurt, but it doesn't hurt as much as Dr. Drew. If Dr. Drew were in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Dr. Phil, and he had a gun with only two bullets, he'd shoot Hitler and Stalin so they wouldn't have to bear witness to what he'd do to Dr. Phil. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 7:18 PM
Edited Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 7:23 PM
- Dr. Drew doesn't open doors, he glares at them until they explode.
- Dr. Drew invented the Internet. He's just too modest to admit it.
- Dr. Drew was sent back in time to protect young John Conner.
- Dr. Drew was sent back in time to conceive young John Conner.
- Dr. Drew's infinite passion will provide the world with clean, safe, unlimited energy once we figure out how to harness it.
- Dr. Drew is the only person to win both the Nobel prize and the VIBE award.
- Dr. Drew once push-started an F-16 fighter jet.
- North Korea's Taepodong-2 missile didn't malfunction, Dr. Drew casually tossed a pebble at it from his home in California. The pebble's impact destroyed the missile.
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Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 8:35 PM
Edited Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 8:38 PM Dr. Drew doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry. The only reason you are conscious right now is because Dr. Drew does not feel like carrying you. When Dr. Drew goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun. Dr. Drew wasn't born, he was unleashed. Dr. Drew once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, July 9, 2006 at 8:41 PM Guns don't kill people. Dr. Drew kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Dr. Drew allows to live.
Dr. Drew does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Dr. Drew is Pain.
Dr. Drew has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Dr. Drew 3. Cancer
Dr. Drew is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Dr. Drew can slam a revolving door.
Dr. Drew doesn't go hunting.... DR. DREW GOES KILLING
Dr. Drew doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. was the Bill Brasky sketch the insperation for this? http://www.wattfarm.com/blog/archives/000301.html —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 12:01 AM TF thanks for putting that glorious image of Drew sleeping with a gun under his pillow.
LMFAO! Drew also has tackled a large game buck and brought it down with his bare hands
and skinned it using a only a broken arrow head before carrying the carcas over
his shoulder 100 miles just to feed a room full sudanese orphans with aids. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 11:06 AM
Edited Monday, July 10, 2006 at 11:18 AM This is the best thread ever!
And I don't have a witty Dr. Drew-ism, but I will bump this thread like a mother. EDIT: Dr. Drew doesn't walk on water, the water kisses his feet. —Juanus |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 11:44 AM are you jizzchuggers actually using chuck norris jokes in july of 2006? fucking failures —kastofsna |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 3:58 PM kastofsna just likes to spew mindless hate, pay him no mind. —Dark Laith |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 5:00 PM To all the ignorant people who are ignorant, they aren't making up "witty Dr. Drewisms" but merely replacing Dr. Drew's name with Chuck Norris's on those Chuck Norris facts that I thought were funny about 8 months ago. —Stryker311 |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 5:06 PM Juanus, ProfessorCarbuncle, and perhaps Rancid, I can't tell. and it's not dumbness, just ignorance. —Stryker311 |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 11:23 PM I am pretty sure Juanus knows. No, scratch that, I'm sure Juanus knows. He just thinks it's funny regardless, which it is. Thank you. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 11:39 PM Yeah I was out of the loop for the chuck norris thing.
I don't spend THAT much time on the Net.
Or in all reality I'm not that cool kids. ;p Too busy downin the beer bong.
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:04 AM .. and then he made the Godfather an offer he couldn't refuse. —anobody |
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