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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 8:59 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:02 PM http://www.codebot.org/articles/?doc=9371 I saw a few select clips, but after seeing the entire speech, and realizing that Bush was literally at the same table as Colbert fucking slammed Bush's face into the ground, wiped his face with salt and feces, then repeated, I was laughing my ass off. No litteraly, I lost 29 pounds of ass. —A Guy in a Chair |
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andrewwagner777 |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:46 PM Perhaps it's the fact that I'm a Bush supporter, but I didn't find it very funny. I mean I thought it was clever but it didn't have me laughing out loud or anything. It was the performance you'd expect from a comedian who's target(s) are actually in the room. I don't think that was his best Bush material, but then again that's to be expected in such a refined and formal audience. Don't get me wrong, I love Stephen Colbert, but it wasn't his best. —andrewwagner777 |
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mikeyfish |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:47 PM You didn't even laugh at the Helen Thomas chase? 
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andrewwagner777 |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:55 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:57 PM Oh well that was hilarious. But the material he did IN the room wasn't that great. EDIT: I think he was holding back because he realized he was ripping on the most powerful man in the World. Or he suddenly felt guilty about ripping on him when he's sitting 10 feet away. Having your target in the room tends to do that to people. —andrewwagner777 |
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Ovid |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:58 PM ROASTED.. —Ovid |
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A Guy in a Chair |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 10:31 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 10:36 PM I think he was holding back Did you even scroll down past those clips to watch the news report about how they thought he went to far? Pardon me, but openly calling Bush's presidency a Hindenburg to his face is not holding back. Neither was calling supporters of Bush 'backwash'. But the material he did IN the room wasn't that great.
So you would have enjoyed it more if he thrased Bush harder? (both literally and metaphorically) Please. The material Colbert did was awesome. If he had somehow tried to verbally rape Bush more, he wouldn't have been allowed on stage, or would have been shot. Did you see Bush's face whenever they cut to him? He wasn't laughing, or smiling, he looked none to happy. He shook Colbert's hand at the end, and he didn't smile or wink, Bush looked pissed the entire time. He was being made into the fool he is, and he knew it. That was pure balls. Huge, giagantic, teeming with sperm, balls. Edit: I just realized I didn't link the site, I apologize for the copy and pasting you all must go through. If you don't feel like doing so, please refer to here —A Guy in a Chair |
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ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 5:40 AM
Edited Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 5:41 AM ...I'm a Bush supporter... —andrewwagner777 so, what of Bush do you support? The lax gun laws, the fucking of the environment, the taunting of terrorists, the lack of culpability for mistakes, the "education reform" rejected by educators nationwide, the cutting of taxes for the rich, the disinterest in hybrid vehicle technology, the woeful trade/international finance policy, the insane miliatry spending, the 3-decades-too-late announcement of our return to the moon, the invocation of god in nearly every speech, the self-admission of not being a reader despite having a librarian spouse... or maybe you earn over 150k a year, in which case it might be in your best financial interest to vote for Bush. I think I left a couple things out. Now here's where you call me a democrat pussy. Except that I'm not a democrat. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 5:44 AM OH JESUS CHRIST NOT ANOTHER DEBATE THREAD Someone please kill it with some looped music. Or fire. —TortillaFactory |
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ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 7:20 AM OH JESUS CHRIST NOT ANOTHER DEBATE THREAD Someone please kill it with some looped music. Or fire. —TortillaFactory I just don't have much trust/respect for anyone who claims to think the Bush Admin is doing a good job. I'll lump those people in with the people who claim they don't like coffee, or don't like chocolate, or beer, or tv, but mostly with those who don't like to read. btw, tortilla, thanks for the acp shows on the hub, finally seeing them for the 1st time, they're really fun to watch. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 7:30 AM Fine, to each his own; I'm just sick of all the sniping back and forth that we all know isn't going to have any impact, or convince anyone to change sides. You are welcome. TACP was an enjoyable thing. I [Heart] Ray. —TortillaFactory |
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AceRockollaisAce |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 8:04 AM TACP was an enjoyable thing. TF for once I have to agree with you - I have watched the whole series 3 times now - I love Adam's bunch of unemployable idiots —AceRockollaisAce |
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andrewwagner777 |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 9:00 AM I'm not going to go over reasons for why I support Bush here. Ask again in the Political Discussion forum posted by Anobody and I may there. —andrewwagner777 |
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anobody |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 9:46 AM TF for once I have to agree with you - I have watched the whole series 3 times now - I love Adam's bunch of unemployable idiots I love that thing too (though Ray was my favorite; gotta love a guy who's doing masonry demo work in slippers). OH JESUS CHRIST NOT ANOTHER DEBATE THREAD Politics, it's part of life, sweetcakes. Don't get me wrong, I love Stephen Colbert, but it wasn't his best. I thought he performed admirably, myself. Amazing how little coverage this got when it came out (people at work pointed me to it but they're a bunch of intellectual elite liberal pussies so they're
expected to know about that sort of thing). That was pure balls. Huge, giagantic, teeming with sperm, balls. I agree. Now if the Bush administration actually knew what they were getting into when they invited him, I'd say that shows a lot of balls (though, I strongly suspect, they just bought into his O'riley impersonation hook, line and sinker). the disinterest in hybrid vehicle technology I'm no Bush supporter but in the guy's defense, he has recently, after being dragged kicking and screaming by the balls, kinda gotten a little behind it (though he seems more interested in ADM's ethanol from corn thing which, IIRC, actually consumes more energy than it yields). Fine, to each his own; I'm just sick of all the sniping back and forth that we all know isn't going to have any impact, or convince anyone to change sides. I strongly disagree. First, debate, in and of itself, can be useful, even if doesn't change anyone's mind. Second, if you'd actually bother to read bits of the debate thread you'd see that both Andrew and I have conceded points so, it actually does have an impact and serves to educate us both (I can't speak for him but I for one have a better understanding of where he's coming from than I did before). Finally, there's fun in sniping back and forth. Can you imagine how dull things would be if we only talked about things everyone agreed on? —anobody |
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anobody |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 8:48 PM I didn't realize you were a Libertarian, Hash. —anobody |
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A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:20 PM
Edited Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:20 PM ^nice one. I just realized that I have the term "burning bush" in my title. Coincidence? Or a calling from God in the most unlikely place? We may never know. —A Guy in a Chair |
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anobody |
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Thursday, July 6, 2006 at 10:46 PM I understand these things - it must be a sign from God. —anobody |
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ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Friday, July 7, 2006 at 4:14 AM I don't like coffee.
—Beat It!
But you like how it smells, right? Make sure you're having a good cup, not some folgers or maxwell house crap, and put some sugar and cream and cinammon in there if you like. This time of year you might have it iced. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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TortillaFactory |
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Friday, July 7, 2006 at 8:29 AM NEWSFLASH: coffee tastes like hell. I enjoy the buzz, but that's it. I know many people agree with me. It's not an "acquired taste," it's gross. Not only is it bitter and burnt-tasting, but there is a truly disgusting sour aftertaste that stays with you for the rest of the day. And that's why I drink Vault. —TortillaFactory |
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andrewwagner777 |
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Friday, July 7, 2006 at 12:03 PM And that's why I drink Vault. Vault is good, but it sucks ass for energy. They claim it's an energy drink but you actually get more of a buzz from Mountain Dew and Orange Soda than you do from Vault. —andrewwagner777 |
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anobody |
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Friday, July 7, 2006 at 5:18 PM Vault is good, but it sucks ass for energy. They claim it's an energy drink but you actually get more of a buzz from Mountain Dew and Orange Soda than you do from Vault. The nectar of the tards is OK but you actually get more of a buzz from meth-amphetamines and cocaine. —anobody |
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kastofsna |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 9:05 AM colbert's show is almost as bad as the daily show —kastofsna |
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anobody |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 9:41 AM /\ madness. I'd say the Daily Show is almost as good as Clobert's. —anobody |
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kastofsna |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 11:41 AM yea, and cat shit almost smells as good as dog shit —kastofsna |
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andrewwagner777 |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 12:34 PM Personally I like the Daily Show better than the Colbert Report...Jon Stewart is so much more serious than Colbert, and I think he's a lot easier to like. —andrewwagner777 |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 4:08 PM I prefer Colbert these days. Stewart himself is good but the show just isn't as fresh as it once was. I miss Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert, I don't like the other "reporters" as much. —Beat It! |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 5:03 PM both suck. FOX news is my favorite. not really, i just usually only watch fuse and simpsons reruns and the N to watch old nickelodeon shows that arent airing anymore. —Stryker311 |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, July 10, 2006 at 8:43 PM I love love love Stephen Colbert. I like The Daily Show too, but I mean, Stephen was always my favorite part of the daily show. —mandeemoo22 |
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kastofsna |
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 12:01 PM how you cunts can watch the daily show is beyond me. let's watch that hack jon stewart make a funny face after a joke, or stare in silence, or make a stupid voice, then let's move to the fake predictable interview with ed helms or ellen degeneres' brother or some other faggot and watch stewart put on a facade that it's a real interview and then watch as ed helms says something THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT ONE WOULD THINK!!!! and then watch stewart stare expressionless as the studio audience (avg age: 19) bursts with laughter as ed helms smirks in front of the blue screen YAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNN fuck my asshole. you people are fucking idiots. this shit is worse than family guy —kastofsna |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 3:54 PM is there a line forming for this? —plurry |
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Ovid |
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Friday, July 14, 2006 at 10:44 PM Originally posted by Ovid: ROASTED.. Really?! Nobody else here actually grew up with the same "kid crap" that the Aceman and all us other lifetime L.A.'ers of our generation did? It can't be an LA thing. Please, someone insult and embarrass me for being a nerd or a weirdo or an elitist or SOMETHING. It would be 100 times easier to accept than if you lot just were incapable of recognizing quotes from Salute your Shorts. And if anyone's first exposure to Pee Wee was on Cartoon Network...boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
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mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 12:16 AM I used to have vivid nightmares about Pee Wee Herman trying to kill me. Whenever he would come on TV, I would go and hide under my bed. —mandeemoo22 |
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