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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 4:45 AM
Edited Monday, July 3, 2006 at 4:56 AM This is less about how the members of this forum actually look, and more about how we picture them. DUSTY THEHICK
 DARK LAITH
 MIKEYFISH
 MAJANDRAFAN (foreground)
 ZT
 GREYMATTERS
 ANOBODY
 CHIX0R
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 8:15 AM HAH. I like mine. And Mikeyfish's, and ZT's, and Grey's. I have some images in mind, but they're at home on my computer and I can't seem to find them with Google or anything. I'll post some later. —Dark Laith |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 9:47 AM Odd concept. Maybe it makes me weird, lame, or uncreative but when I saw this, I realized that the picture I have in my mind of everyone who's picture I've seen is just that - their picture. The only person I've never seen who springs to mind now is Grey. Your pic is good and I see where you're going but I picture something more like this 
... well, not really. More just a nondescript 30-something semi-androgynous woman who is a bit puffy but not quite fat. I do like Laith's (I'm sure it's no coincidence that it's the only one that's remotely flattering). Chix0r's strikes a chord but I might throw in a dash of irritation. I don't get ZT's but guess it might make sense. Mikey's I'm not so sure about. I'm guessing there's some back-story to that pic and if I had it it'd make more sense. You've completely missed the mark on my image of Dusty - in my mind, he's not excited or surprised, he's more interesting juxtaposition of OCD and not caring in a slight milieu of sadness and a tinge of anger and frustration - all spun to humor. How that'd translate to an image is beyond me. Perhaps something like this 
MF's pic also seems way off to me. Sticking with a theme, I might go with something more like this 
Of all of your pics, mine seems the most insulting - but maybe that's just because it's supposed to be me and not some stranger. Anyway, I'll just take that as retaliation for shitting on religion and your beloved 4chan /b/ thingy so no hard feelings. Now, getting to some people who you omitted (too lazy to find pics so I'll use my astounding descriptive skills to paint a picture in your mind). Pookie I picture as an attractive Italian mother serving pasta (quite possibly because she planted that suggestion). Catloaf seems kinda like a mother hen. Funny but mature and serious when necessary. rAnCID is a cool / funny guy who raps and is often surrounded in a cloud of smoke. ABM is a diabolical criminal mastermind hiding in veneer of an attractive though insecure young woman. plurry is that cooled out neighbor who's a bit down but still nice to talk to. A Guy in a Chair I picture as a young Drew Pinsky except more on the ball socially and funnier. SH is a playfully puckish pixy. Mandee seems like one of the many female players from The Kids In The Hall... or perhaps something like Andrea Martin. 
Robots Rule is your standard issue angsty teenage girl. ... and, at the moment, I'm just a sleepy guy on a couch trying to do anything but work. —anobody |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 10:11 AM Count yourself lucky, Ano. I was torn between that and this: 
But I opted for the milder one. I'll admit I was a bit lazy on Dusty's. It's probably something more like: 
Oh, and, of course, catloaf: 
And here's my general impression of whoever posts in the political debate thread: 
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:01 AM
Edited Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:01 AM All good for the most part. I think Tortilla's conceptual of MF is actually quite good, the proverbial 'enfant terrible,' and is certainly much better suited to him Eric Idle. Idle is funny and coherent - two things I'd be hard pressed to list foremost among MF's traits (though to be fair, he does on occasion traffic in both.) —Beat It! |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:16 AM
Edited Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:18 AM /\ a guy in his early 20's who recently graduated college and is one nut shy of a pair, of course. Idle is funny and coherent - two things I'd be hard pressed to list foremost among MF's traits (though to be fair, he does on occasion traffic in both.) I used to find him incoherent but most of the time he actually makes sense to me now (and he often makes me laugh). Though I do grant that Idol still isn't the best match. But I opted for the milder one. Funny. I actually found Hannibal less insulting than your /b/ cock mongler (not that either bears much resemblance to my personality). And here's my general impression of whoever posts in the political debate thread: Oh come now. Do all of your memes come from 4chan? —anobody |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:21 AM In that case, I shall remain blissfully ignorant of the travesty. —anobody |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:23 AM ^ Nice doublepost. The fact that I picture you with the cockmongler's insane grin doesn't mean I actually think that you mongle cocks. Jeez, why so sensitive? HELLO, CLARICE. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:23 AM Aawww....come on! Post a funny picture or something of me! —OneNutAaron |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Edited Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:31 AM As you wish. 
^ Nice doublepost. Why thanks, I try. The fact that I picture you with the cockmongler's insane grin doesn't mean I actually think that you mongle cocks. Jeez, why so sensitive? I was referring to the insane grin, not the cock mongling (whatever the hell that is). Not sensitive - just perturbed that your impression of me is so far from reality (infinitely more-so considering our conversation on the hub). HELLO, CLARICE. Indeed. —anobody |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 12:15 PM
Edited Monday, July 3, 2006 at 12:19 PM 
Lefty He knows how to use his big sword. Ladies. —mikeyfish |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 2:24 PM /\ Flattering and funny, I give it a 9. —anobody |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 5:34 PM I always knew you were Grey! —anobody |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 7:56 PM Um, to those not quite grasping the concept, the idea is to post pictures of what you think other people look like. —Beat It! |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 8:14 PM cock mongling (whatever the hell that is). Take a wild guess. Not sensitive - just perturbed that your impression of me is so far from reality (infinitely more-so considering our conversation on the hub) Pay attention, 007 - none of these are flattering, nor are they meant to be. Relax. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:02 PM
Edited Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:04 PM Kelly
 Your first post was hilarious, Tortilla. —Full Meat |
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Monday, July 3, 2006 at 11:51 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 4, 2006 at 12:04 AM Ok I'm not trying to be mean here, I'm just playing by the names of people and
personalities. :) Dusty The Hick
Chixor
Majahadra Fan  Greymatters, because he/she is either old and likes the same women I do, or really cool guy or a girl. I chose the adrongynous latter.
I'll post more when the pics match up in my head.
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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 at 2:48 AM lol tortilla those pics are hella funny, and rancid that last chick looks like my creepy ass male neighbor that wears dresses and earrings and is utterly disgusting. I also have two sets of gay men on the same street. two of which are named chip and skip (no joke). —Stryker311 |
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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 at 9:38 AM 
Here's the pic that comes up when I google my name... And apparently I'm running for something in Ohio.
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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 at 10:22 AM Uh oh Andrew - looks like you're running blue. Pay attention, 007 - none of these are flattering, nor are they meant to be. Relax. I'm perfectly relaxed and wasn't looking for flattery. I have plenty of traits worthy of being made fun of, I just thought you missed the mark a bit there. that last chick looks like my creepy ass male neighbor that wears dresses and earrings and is utterly disgusting LOL (on multiple different levels; then again, I should have remembered how young you are, Stryker). Did love all of yours, rAnCID :D —anobody |
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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 at 3:53 PM Very well, this is how I like to imagine you, Ace. 
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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 at 9:47 PM I'm not pitiful...I just want to be included in the fun. (sniff sniff, single tear) —OneNutAaron |
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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 at 10:38 PM What? You didn't like my squirrel? —anobody |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:09 AM ZT (guy on the screen) 
Dusty TheHick
Ac3_R0ck0lla
TortillaFactory
M5V9/DiB/Legion/etc
  
andrewwagner
The Mastermind
 
Greymatters
Hashmeer Shashmeer (green ranger)
And this one doesn't particularly apply to anyone but I felt like sharing it.
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 9:24 AM Marvelous, Laith. ZT: Probably more accurate than we know.
Dusty: That's sort of the feel I was going for with mine, but you captured it much better.
Ac3: I lol'd.
TF: That is beautiful and strangely true. I feel like I should thank you. So, "thank you." Would be nice if I actually looked like that.
Legion: Ha.
Andrew: He's probably doing that inside, though he always seems perfectly calm. Same basic idea I went with for chix0r.
Mastermind: Undoubtedly so.
Grey: YES. I can't quite express it in words, but that's exactly how I feel about her too.
Hash: THERE IS NO GREEN RANGER, YOU BASTARD. I demand an explanation for this faggotry. No, wait...I guess the guy who comes in the door is sorta green. Okay. Um...yeah. I guess I never paid enough attention to Hash to get this.
War was beginning: Nothing like a good Zero Wing joke. I approve! Now that the Laith asskissing is over, I should probably clarify for everyone else that when I said "add your own," I mean "add your own perceptions of TLC posters." Not literally "add your own perception of yourself." That would be pointless.
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 2:21 PM As always, I am in complete agreement with GIO. —anobody |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 2:52 PM LOL at the "Vagina Power Attack, GO" picture. Is it too late to wish hadn't seen the concept picture of me? —OneNutAaron |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 4:27 PM try and make fun of myself here, and of the girls thread and say this is me 
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 6:45 PM I didn't know you were missing a leg, Beat It! :-( Guess it could be worse - you could be a biped. —anobody |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 8:08 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 8:09 PM ^ Dogs are evolving! Before you know it, they'll start forming religions and drinking Starbucks. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 at 10:58 PM Dark Laith I loved your post the kitten shooting the rifle off of the womens ass was wonderful, and all the others brought a smile to my face, much better than Orly's owls. —AceRockollaisAce |
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Friday, July 7, 2006 at 9:57 AM I LOVE this thread!
However, I'm not about to even ATTEMPT to contribute while using this old-ass, slow-ass relic of a computer, with a dial-up connection. I can't WAIT until I can get back to MY computer!
P.S: I don't know whether I should be flattered or butthurt by the fact that I was the first "victim," but I'm pretty sure it's either one or the other. heh —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 12:01 AM JJGold: 
He's a sailor, he's on the Loveline Companion, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble. —mikeyfish |
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 9:44 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 9:47 PM tortillafactory = diane chambers
 chix0r = darlene conner
  greymatters = HIM
 anobody, andrew777 & a guy in a chair = the gangrene gang
 drew is boring = dale gribble
 lefty = bud bundy
 anobody could also possibly be screech
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:07 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:08 PM anobody, andrew777 & a guy in a chair = the gangrene gang As long as I get to be the fat one... shouldn't the ladies be the actual Powerpuff Girls?
... I shouldn't know where those came from... damn it stupid TV and its mind numbing powers. Edit: I want to be the fat one because he's probably done the most sitting in chairs. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:48 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:52 PM ^ way to include me
btw that was pretty much amazing/perfect
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:54 PM Mandee, how dare you, you are not my favorite Jew on this message board anymore. TF, you did a good job, you are now my favorite Jew on this message board. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:58 PM Now that I know that mandee is jewish here's some lovely pics of her
out in israel. 
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:08 AM I'm a Kraut, but thanks. How dare you reject Jew status from me; that's a privilege, not a right.
I thought it was pretty, grey.
Okay, I'm over my anger, you're once again my favorite Jew on this message board. —greymatters |
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:10 AM robots rule = annabella lwin of bow wow wow
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:14 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 12:15 AM I pictured Robots as this. Uber Hip Virgin that she is. Great band name btw. 
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 9:07 AM that's plurry except with shorter hair mandee forgot about me too. it's because i didn't friend her on myspace. —smaller hands |
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 9:34 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 9:35 AM Mandee clearly finds you and robots rule insignificant which is why you weren't included. Everyone who matters at all is on that list and - hey, wait one goddamn minute... —Beat It! |
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 10:08 AM It's actually pretty damn close, though I don't look as good in purple. —Beat It! |
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 11:36 AM aw man those were lilarious, HL (hardcore laughing) Mandee. robots rule
 beat it
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 9:36 PM Geez, people. I have to say, smaller hands and robots rule are pretty interchangeable. So, Robots's picture could also apply to Smaller Hands. And Beat It, you're a cool guy, but I don't really picture you in any way. Maybe like vanilla pudding with sunglasses. —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 10:01 PM I don't know whether to be happy I got included in this thread since I've reduced my posts by 66% lately or to be offended by how old Mandee made me look. You cut me deep mandee, but I'm glad you thought of me at all? —bguirk |
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 10:51 PM Well, I just thought of you and how you plan on going back to college and smoking pot with the students. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 12:43 AM beat it! = henry rollins
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:10 AM I have to admit, I have no mental image of Beat It. He's like this ephemeral consciousness that can use a computer. —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:19 AM  - Beat It!
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:24 AM
Edited Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 9:43 AM I have to say, smaller hands and robots rule are pretty interchangeable. The difference is about six inches, I'm not going to explain where.
edit: This is Stryker's concept of smaller hands, he doesn't seem to understand the concept of hotlinking.
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 10:23 AM Visually, I kinda picture Beat It and Jar Con similar in type...but I can't really describe it. —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 10:37 AM Mandee/Laith, I actually like the whole 'presence without defined physicality' (though the pudding and glasses is pretty funny). It probably has something to do with me never posting an actual picture. Although neither has ZT, Hash or Majandra to my knowledge, though I can admit they have a more defined character (for lack of a better word) so they're easier to visualize. I dunno. Mikey, sadly that was close to me circa 1987. In fact, if that dude's sporting parachute pants, then we have a match. As for the Henry Rollins image, HELL YEAH! —Beat It! |
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 8:39 PM The difference is about six inches, I'm not going to explain where. I would have sex with you, if you weren't so gay —Robots Rule |
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 10:12 PM I would have sex with you, if you weren't so gay I would have sex with you, if you weren't so straight. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 6:24 PM Ac2 is a dumbass and that song blew ten thousand times over. —Stryker311 |
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 6:28 PM I kno rite My favorite part is when you can hear him snap his fingers 1:08 in. lol fagz —smaller hands |
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Saturday, December 2, 2006 at 9:56 PM
Edited Saturday, December 2, 2006 at 10:00 PM chix0r
anobody
rAnCIDsICk@!!! and plurry
Tyrone
drakeguy
anfernee
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:13 AM Dusty, this sort of kind of looks like you?
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:17 AM
Edited Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:19 AM Confirm, with the operative phrase being "sort of."
We're both bald, with roundish heads, and bespectacled, but he has thin, wide lips, and I don't. Also, the nose, jaw-line, and eyes are TOTALLY different, but, other than that, we're dead-ringers.
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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:32 AM ...but he has thin, wide lips, and I don't. but he has thin, wide lips, and I don't. Stop bragging about your DSLs, it's so not becoming of you.
...we're dead-ringers.
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