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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:49 PM Let the voting begin. —hash |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:52 PM Well... I am saving my mantang for Grey, as you know, but if that doesn't work out... no. —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:39 PM I could be the only person here to give a straight, honest answer, but... It's more fun just to watch the madness unfold. —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:41 PM That's a yes, Laith. —hash |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:42 PM I think I heard TF's answer loud and clear. —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:56 PM Laith, would you TF TF? —hash |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:01 PM Aren't you guys in the same state? You better hook up. —hash |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:02 PM They will be going to the same college in the fall. Duh. Why aren't you following this love story? —greymatters |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:02 PM Holy shit - it/\'s true! —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:03 PM Aren't you guys in the same state? Dude, wake up. We're nearly going to the same school. Where have you been? YOU FAIL AT TLC! No, really. I'm going to be at the UW in the fall as well. That's why everyone has been clamouring for us to hook up since, like, forever ago. —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:06 PM U-dub: another place my x-wife might postdoc. —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:07 PM U-dub: another place my x-wife might postdoc. I'm only saying "threesome" because if I don't, someone else will. Laith, you up for it? —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:11 PM From what I gather, you might have to make that a foursome. —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:18 PM anobody is telling you in code that his ex-wife has a boyfriend. Why must you bring up bad subjects? —greymatters |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:24 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:30 PM I wonder if Laith shaves down or if he has a wild Iraqi bush. —greymatters |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:29 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:31 PM Wanna join in and make it an orgy? Nah - I prefer mine to be the only schlong involved in the orgies I participate in. anobody is telling you in code that his ex-wife has a boyfriend. Why must you bring up bad subjects? Why must you google my secret codes, Grey? (sobbing) —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:32 PM I can't believe you just turned down Laith & Liz, it's Laith & Liz! But, but, but, Laith is so pretty, he's like a woman with a penis. —greymatters |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:36 PM Well... you do have a point there. If he'll get boob implants then it's a deal (I'm partial to the big ones but am willing to compromise and settle for the double-D's). —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:57 PM Then there's only one choice for you. Think Minka. —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 11:05 PM Depends, has it been ground in to a fine sift, and soaked in aged cognac? —Spanglemaker |
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 11:11 PM That seems so familiar and yet I can't quite place it. —anobody |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:24 AM Apparently, I have some sort of claim on Laith from way back in January 2005. I should start keeping track of when I flirt with guys; I had completely forgotten about this. http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/archive/2005/01/threads/33501.html TortillaFactory
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 1:00 PM The remaining 45% involved "getting worked up" in front of the computer followed by a rush to the bathroom (that's when my family's gone. Or asleep). - Dark Laith That sounds awfully familiar....I think we might be related. Dark Laith
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 1:17 PM What?! Damn, now we can't--I mean, nevermind. TortillaFactory
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 1:34 PM Don't let THAT stop you, Laith. Everyone sing along now... He does it all, yes he does...he knows how to please in every detail... Dark Laith
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 2:32 PM XD He can do more...than you'd ever imagine, and do it with style... TortillaFactory
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 2:35 PM he does it with me, oh yes he does.... —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:30 AM I know. Gotta get it on, gotta GET it on. Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that Adam's never mentioned the "she's on fire" song? Somehow it's slipped under his radar; I can't imagine why. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:33 AM Laith is so pretty, he's like a woman with a penis. —greymatters I fell out of my chair laughing at that one.
OMG! LOL —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:45 AM Thank you, Rancid. It is my mission to uplift your high, your life, your high life. I'm like a Coors Light for your soul. 
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:50 AM
Edited Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:51 AM Ugh, dude..... no.
Why does it have to be coor's light?
Me and some buds are goin down to the river this weekend with a 2 30 packs of Coors
and some beads to toss at the college bitches down there.
It's the shit, you ride in a innertube down some rapids with beer and drunken ASU sluts show their tits and get so wasted you can take em up the sides of the banks and bang em or get a blow job. Plus there's cliff diving and all that shit in the desert sun. Anobody should kno what I'm talking bout. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:57 AM dude, anobody is the guy hanging out on the banks with the binoculars. your wife doesn't mind this behavior by the way?
she and i will be hanging out while you're throwing beads at bitches, btw.
i hope you don't mind. —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 12:59 AM Guys, quit hijacking. It would almost seem as if you're trying to imply that Laith's cock isn't enough of a phenomenon to justify its own thread. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:01 AM Why does it have to be coor's light? I just wanted to post those gay-themed Coors Light ads to make you uncomfortable. Me and some buds are goin down to the river this weekend with a 2 30 packs of Coors Are you going to Salt River?
Guys, quit hijacking. It would almost seem as if you're trying to imply that Laith's cock isn't enough of a phenomenon to justify its own thread.
Laith isn't around to post his cock pics, what are we to do? —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:01 AM
Edited Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:02 AM it's hard to stay on topic. —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:04 AM Laith isn't around to post his cock pics, what are we to do? 
it's hard to stay on topic. I get why you emphasised "hard," but not "on topic." Is "topic" the newest slang for penis? —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:06 AM I think he meant to emphasis "on top" but fucked it up. You know who likes to fuck it all up? Laith's penis. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:14 AM I keep forgetting, you haven't met Killrogg Deadeye, that's Laith's penis. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:14 AM
Edited Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:16 AM the topic is laith's pole, yes? (thread hijacking... stay on topic... oh forget it!) —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:14 AM We will all be awash in Tortilla juices before sunrise. Will the levies hold? You'll just have to stay tuned. —hash |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:21 AM Okay, why the fuck do I know that he has a 6.5 inch penis. Have I sunken this low? The answer is yes. —hash |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:46 AM "YYYYYYOOOOOUUUUU'RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY" that will be all. —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 6:18 AM If you guys don't do it by December 1, 2006, I'm going to be so mad at you. You now have a deadline, so get to work! —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 7:48 AM Why does it have to be coor's light? Specifically to fuck with you (Grey's that evil). It's the shit, you ride in a innertube down some rapids with beer and drunken ASU sluts show their tits and get so wasted you can take em up the sides of the banks and bang em or get a blow job. I have no direct personal knowledge of that. dude, anobody is the guy hanging out on the banks with the binoculars. Not even that much :-( Not that I really want to be banging random drunken sluts (STDs / risk pregnancy or condoms; meh) but a break from my recent stint of abstinence has a certain appeal to it. Plus there's cliff diving and all that shit in the desert sun. I've only tried that once. I was on O`ahu at a waterfall and I climbed up to a height of 3-4 meters. When I looked down, I started freaking out but I also realized that I couldn't go down the way I came without slipping and breaking my neck. I stood up there for about 45 minutes. In the meantime, the local girl I was with went up to the top of the larger waterfall (which must have been 3x as high as I was) and jumped off without hesitation a couple of times. I finally worked up the nerve to jump but it was still quite a struggle (my brain just did not want me going near that edge, let alone over it). Are you going to Salt River? I don't know if you're fucking with me now or if you're serious (on one hand that further demonstrates your knowledge of the valley; on the other hand, if you were from here or spent much time you'd know that that's the only river where people go tubing en mass around here so you wouldn't have found it noteworthy). You sneaky bastard! —anobody |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 8:53 AM But, but, but, Laith is so pretty, he's like a woman with a penis. —greymatters !!! I keep forgetting, you haven't met Killrogg Deadeye, that's Laith's penis. —greymatters Oh my god. Oh my god. Greymatters wins the intarnets.
So... nice thread you have going here. It's bizzarely interesting to think that a thread dedicated entirely to my penis popped up last night. Heh, popped up. Anyway, feel free to continue.
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 10:52 AM Laith is like a benevolent but disinterested deity. He knows we're beneath him,* but he enjoys our antics nonetheless. First person to make a crack about me being "beneath him" gets a punch in the face, then a chocolate cookie, because it would be funny. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:39 PM whaddya mean "we're" beneath him? —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:49 PM /punch
/chocolate I'm doing it because I love you, plurry. Now if your teachers ask you what happened - - you fell down the stairs. That's right, honey. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 2:24 PM Brain damage - I read that /\ as "hell is for chickens". —anobody |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 8:49 PM Nobody has commented about Laith's penis in six hours, that is shameful. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 9:04 PM In that case, maybe you should. —anobody |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 9:14 PM Didn't his people make some sort of pact with Allah where some guy was going to kill his kid to prove his loyalty and then, just before he killed him, God said 'psych - don't kill him, just cut his penis a little'? —anobody |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 12:22 PM as laith's penis' attorney, i reiterate. my client has no comment. —plurry |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 12:46 PM laith's penis will not stand in court? —plurry |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 3:48 PM
Edited Friday, June 9, 2006 at 4:03 PM objection, your honor! she's obviously baiting the penis... err defendant! —plurry |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 3:49 PM I asked Drew on Laith's befalf and this is what he said. |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 4:04 PM fixed, damn it. i know better. when am i gonna learn to read what i've posted before hitting "post message"? when, lord? when??? —plurry |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 4:46 PM one more outburst from your penis, son, and i'm going to hold it in contempt! —plurry |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:18 PM Now I'm going to sue ACe90 for ruining my thread. I'm guilty of doing it myself but I really hate that. —anobody |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:28 PM Sorry guys, it's just that I've been waiting 4 score and seven years to put that in a thread. DAMMIT, now even I am getting annoyed by it. —ACe90 |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:29 PM Don't feel too bad about it, ACe. Kill the white people, Plurry. —anobody |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:32 PM i refuse to install quicktime on my computers, so i'm not suffering. woohoo!!! —plurry |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:33 PM
Edited Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:33 PM I'm glad Firefox requires additional plugins to display all the media on this page. X —mikeyfish |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:33 PM
Edited Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:34 PM So I have to hax0r your boxen and install it for you? —anobody |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:35 PM I hate my creation. This must be how God feels. —ACe90 |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:42 PM hax0r away, anobody. hey, wouldn't it be awesome if the TLC admins cut the nuts off any auto start post? i sure as hell wouldn't have a problem with that. —plurry |
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Friday, June 9, 2006 at 5:48 PM Seems like TLC is written in Perl. If this wasn't a ghost ship, someone could just add a single regular exception to the posting and kill that stuff. —anobody |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 2:13 AM TF, when you start servicing Laith in the fall, I want you to know what you're doing. For our first lesson, watch this video, take notes and practice. —greymatters |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 2:21 AM Her parents and rabbi must be so proud. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 12:49 PM Laith is like a smooth-running machine, he only needs servicing every five months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 1:16 PM i, on the other hand, am like an old jag: high maintenance and constantly in need of servicing. (did i use the colon properly in that sentence?) —plurry |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 10:31 PM Wait, so if I'm understanding or "comprende-ing" right, when Laith has an orgasm, he shoots out motor oil? That could be a new torture wepon against terrorists. —ACe90 |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 10:49 PM Introducing the newest weapon of mass destruction...the LAITHGASM. It has a certain ring to it. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 10:52 PM Yeah. A cock ring. Hey-now! ... Goddamnit, where the fuck is Conundrummer. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, June 10, 2006 at 11:57 PM I'll see if I can summon him... *smears chicken blood* —catloaf |
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Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 3:42 PM 
Laith, you lucky bastard.
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Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 4:56 PM
Edited Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 4:56 PM that's surprising. she doesn't strike me as a pole smoking enthusiast. —plurry |
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Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 8:46 PM I think chix0r would give up her vagina before her mouth, but that's just a guess. —greymatters |
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Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 8:52 PM Now I know you must be older, Grey - it's bizarre but people now think that the mouth is just foreplay (one of the longest running arguments I had with my x-wife and she's only a few years younger than I). —anobody |
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Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 8:55 PM I do think oral is part of foreplay but I think chix0r values her mouth over her vagina. —greymatters |
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Sunday, June 11, 2006 at 9:30 PM I do think oral is part of foreplay I agree (but it still feels more intimate than sex). I think chix0r values her mouth over her vagina Must be related to her love of languages. —anobody |
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