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The Carolla Offspring Have Arrived!

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:04 AM

Boy, six pounds, girl, five pounds. The names?

Drumroll, please?

Sonny Carolla and Natalya Carolla

Congratulations, Adam! Mazel tov!

mikeyfish

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:06 AM

I'm not sure Natalya is spelled that way (Usually seen it as Natalia), but that's how whoever writes the ACS blog wrote it.

mikeyfish

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Jolly good show! Sonny Carolla, I like it. Natalya, pretty name, I prefer it without the Y but whatever. Cheers to Lynette and Aceman.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:45 AM

Awesome. Congrats and cigars all around.

catloaf

  

dropping nickles

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:50 AM

I listened to Adam's radio show this morning and Jimmy Kimmel is pushing to get it announced on Access Hollywood.

He is having Oswaldo take covert pictures of the babies to sell to the tabloids for no less than 1 million. He said he would not invade Adam and Lynnette's privacy for no less than a million US dollars.

dropping nickles

  

Serfergerl

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Congrats to Adam and Family!

If you read this...not that I even have had time to read it much since we have a new baby also...

Serfergerl

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Congrats to YOU serfergerl!! I've one on the way as well.

catloaf

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Sonny Carolla? I'm a little iffy on that one. That's a good get-your-kid-teased name.

Natalya, on the other hand, is totally badass. Assassins get named Natalya. Adam's daughter is going to get the jump on people and kill them with katars, mark my words.

Dark Laith

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:03 AM

How often do you think the daughter will have to correct others on the spelling? Do you think years from now some call-in talk show host will be telling her to give her parents a swift kick in the nuts for naming her that?

catloaf

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Maybe. I dunno, doesn't seem that bad. There might be some trouble with the 'y' being mistaken for 'i', but that's the only problem I'd see.

Dark Laith

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:17 AM

How often do you think the daughter will have to correct others on the spelling?

She'll get used to it but it's a bummer when your name is never in the selection of personalized novelty items at the gas station.

Amirite Laith?

smaller hands

  

bigfan'a'damage

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:22 AM

those aren't any of the names DAG had picked out!

CONGRATULATIONS!

bigfan'a'damage

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 10:45 AM

She'll get used to it but it's a bummer when your name is never in the selection of personalized novelty items at the gas station.

Amirite Laith?

—smaller hands

YES

THAT IS SO TRUE

;_;

Dark Laith

  

Mayonnaise

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Wonder if Drew will be allowed to give it a mention tonight.

Mayonnaise

  

Mayonnaise

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Oh, and congrats to the Aceman!

Mayonnaise

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 11:32 AM

The thing about those customised keychains 'n shit is that they never have Liz, and I don't go by Elizabeth. :( I hate customised keychains.

I'm totally in favour of Natalya, but I might be a little biased. Sonny seems...er...a bit groovy, really. Sure you don't wanna rethink that, Ace?

Congratulations to one and all.

TortillaFactory

  

Mayonnaise

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 12:46 PM

I just hope Sonny Carolla doesn't get whacked at a toll booth.

Mayonnaise

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 12:48 PM

....on this, the day of my daughter's wedding...

Nah that's not funny anymore.

TortillaFactory

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:02 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:02 PM

Maybe Sonny Liston is an inspiration for the name-- famous old school boxer, born in Philadelphia like Aceman.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

Harmony_Keane

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Sonny is a nickname for a longer, Italian sounding name. Adam said it, but now I forget what it was!

Harmony_Keane

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:24 PM

Santino, by any chance?

TortillaFactory

  

Robots Rule

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:24 PM

i knew an indian once. his name was sonny, short for simaranj

the name sonny sucks

Robots Rule

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Santino, by any chance?

ok, you win

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

stass

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Mazel Tov to the family!

I got all choked up when I read the news. I had to check the ACS blog from work even though I don't usually do that. I was too excited! Sadly I am in MI and can't hear the show. Could someone post the part of the show when Adam called in about the babies? It would be greatly appreciated! (if not Hey what are ya gonna do?)

stass

  

Juanus

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:53 PM

The thing about those customised keychains 'n shit is that they never have Liz, and I don't go by Elizabeth. :( I hate customised keychains.

At least with the name Liz, you have a chance to find something. Imagine having a name like Juanus.

Juanus

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Srsly?

smaller hands

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Imagine having a name like Juanus.

There's at least one reason why it's good to be white.

TortillaFactory

  

my dad lives In Israel?

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 2:38 PM

for those who didn't hear the show, a quick recap until someone posts the actual soundbytes:
adam sounded really happy when he called in to the show. ozzy was there and i swear i couldn't understand a thing he said, except for the babies' weights. upon hearing the names, jimmy said they were gonna be mafia kids. when he asked how lynette was, adam said she's not of 'Viking women stock.' i'm not sure but i think they did a C-section..? i'm just glad, they avoided giving birth on 6-6-06. they'd never live that down.

sonny is a dubious choice but natalia is beautiful.

my dad lives In Israel?

  

Mahalo

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 2:41 PM

I wish this had come in his Loveline days (Drew will not get a satisfying reprisal), but congratulations to Adam and Lynette. I highly doubt the spelling of his daughter's name is "Natalya." Adam would not allow such a crime and the probable misspelling isn't surprising coming from a blog that spelled the UCLA mascot as the "Brewins."

Mahalo

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 3:29 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 4:24 PM

sonny? really? that's all they could come up with? feh.
he could have used that as a nickname for his boy.
when i think of sonny, i think of sonny bono. then i think of the hot blonde on bosom buddies.
natalia? how about just natalie. yeah.

james andrew and candice angel (andy and candy) carolla would have been so much better.

plurry

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 3:31 PM

You think of the girl from Bosom Buddies before you think of The Godfather or Sonny Liston? That's it, I'm revoking your testicles.

mikeyfish

  

pookie

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Sorry for the re-post, Mikey.

Congratulations, Serfergerl! I'm so happy for you and your little family!

pookie

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 4:15 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 4:15 PM

i don't know sonny liston and i've never watched the godfather.
you could fit all the movies i haven't seen in the grand canyon.
blame music and baseball.

plurry

  

anobody

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:28 PM

Congratulations Carollas! Mazel Tov!

for whatever my online congratulations are worth

sonny is a dubious choice but natalia is beautiful

Somehow when I heard Natalia, I thought of Natasha.

anobody

  

pookie

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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 4:33 AM

Last night, Jimmy said that Adam's babies were born with a Siamese unibrow and showed a pic. I thought the appropriate term was supposed to be "conjoined eyebrow."

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 2:01 AM

Maybe Sonny Liston is an inspiration for the name-- famous old school boxer, born in Philadelphia like Aceman.

—ProfessorCarbuncle

Former heavyweight champ, from whom Cassius Clay (later known as Muhammad Ali) first gained the title.


the hot blonde on bosom buddies.

Donna Dixon (Mrs. Dan Aykroyd)


I once thought I was pregnant, but I just really, really, really needed to take a dump.

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 6:03 AM

Even a dump wouldn't help me now.

catloaf

  

pookie

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 6:49 AM

Is there a little loaf of kitten on the way?!

pookie

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 9:50 AM

Indeed. Yep.

catloaf

  

pookie

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 11:53 AM

YAY! Congratulations! Could you possibly be any cuter?

pookie

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Oh I imagine I'm gonna be a real peach in about 6 months, just a delight to be around. ;)

edit: oh, and thank you!

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 12:50 PM

...and no, wiseasses, I had NOTHING to do with it.

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 1:01 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 1:01 PM

Well at least I know who it wasn't.

catloaf

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 5:13 PM

...and no, wiseasses, I had NOTHING to do with it.

Methinks you protest too much.

anobody

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