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hash

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:19 PM

Okay you know that game on boards where you post two bands and then you pick the better band and pit them against someone else? Well let's do this with posters. Go.

hash

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:20 PM

I pit Grey against Hash.

anobody

  

hash

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:21 PM

faggot

hash

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:22 PM

I vote for Hash.

greymatters

  

chix0r

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:24 PM

>>Okay you know that game on boards where you post two bands and then you pick the better band and pit them against someone else?

No. Who picks? The entire forum? One person? Why does one person get to decide? What?

chix0r

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:26 PM

better run.

anobody

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:26 PM

I vote for chix0r.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:28 PM

I second the nomination for chix0r.

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:33 PM

The delegate from Syracuse casts his vote for Gelatinman.

mikeyfish

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:33 PM

I vote for plurry.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:34 PM

It's settled then - chix0r it is.

anobody

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:34 PM

grey and hash... tough choice.

hash has posted in my livejournal more, so I'll have to pick him.

ZT-In-Heat

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:36 PM

Quick Grey - you still have a chance!

anobody

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:36 PM

I vote for ZT-In-Exile.

greymatters

  

mikeyfish

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:37 PM

Now I want to switch my vote to ZT-On-Notice.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:39 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:40 PM

As long as we all agree it's not ZT-In-Heat - I fucking hate that guy.

anobody

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:43 PM

I vote for Mandee's livejournal.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:44 PM

Did anyone realize that Mandee is MJ?

Work is rough because it's so hot

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 8:41 PM

what

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 8:44 PM

I'm sorry - I couldn't resist when I saw hot there.

anobody

  

hash

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 10:51 PM

You guys aren't doing it right.

Robotz_Rule vs. Smaller Hands

hash

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 10:54 PM

Who's Robotz_Rule?

greymatters

  

hash

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 10:56 PM

That's not how you play. And you cant vote in a battle you're in.

hash

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 10:59 PM

Is Smaller Hands the same person as smaller hands? Or are they different people?

greymatters

  

anobody

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 11:00 PM

They're different people (one is digital and the other isn't)

anobody

  

hash

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 11:07 PM

fags

hash

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 11:09 PM

smaller hands. I mean, her hands are small, I know, but they're not yours, they are her own.


TortillaFactory

  

hash

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 11:11 PM

Okay now either pit smaller hands against somebody or choose two different people and we'll have playoffs.

hash

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 11:34 PM

Hash vs. ZT

Discuss (or, I mean vote).

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 12:46 AM

Hash.

You can get him cheap in Malaysia, just don't let the authorities catch you or you'll get stuck in prison and have to depend on Vince Vaughn's sorry ass to get you out. Luckily, Anne Heche will cause him to have a change of heart and come back for you, but an obnoxious journalist will ruin your chances and you'll be executed.

On the plus side, you'll go on to star as Johnny Cash in a big-budget biopic. So it's all good.

TortillaFactory

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:03 AM

i'm sad because tortilla factory won't accept me as a myspace friend.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:04 AM

Are you Laith? I don't think so.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:07 AM

Never got that request.

Or possibly there was no indication that it was from someone I had ever heard of, so I deleted it. Message me when you friend me, people! It's common courtesy.

I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON LAITH. I DON'T I DON'T. /cry

TortillaFactory

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:17 AM

hey, i don't know what your myspace url is.
i sent you an email via your profile on TLC.
check that account much?

plurry

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:26 AM

Liz, did you delete Lefty off your MySpace? How dare you.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:26 AM

lol wtf, that's not even a real account. no idea what the deal is with that...anyway, it's fixed, in case anyone needs urgently to contact me.

http://myspace.com/ringtosswithyoursoul

TortillaFactory

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:27 AM

No...he gone?

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:33 AM

Then, he deleted you. Oh, this is uncomfortable.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 1:36 AM

OH NOES

I think I can live with the pain.

TortillaFactory

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 5:56 AM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 5:56 AM

Okay now either pit smaller hands against somebody or choose two different people and we'll have playoffs. — hash

Wait, this is already in the playoffs phase after a smattering of largely-ignored competitions? What is this, the WNBA?

Beat It!

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:52 AM

failed circlejerk

smaller hands

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 5:53 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:49 PM

the results are in.

champion = plurry (duh)

here are your top 30 runners up...

1. anobody (sheer volume brought him this far.)
2. ZT (USED CAPS AND SEMEN AS HIS SECRET WEAPONS.)
3. chix0r (most revered and feared female poster.)
4. MajandraFan (insanity = quality entertainment)
5. hash (dropped in the polls this year due to recent posting layoff. back in action and should return to top 5 soon.)
6. Dark Laith (may hack and slash his way into the top 5 soon.)
7. beat it! (forum heavyweight moving up.)
8. mandee (helped her cause immensely by entertaining us with drunken posts. more drunken posts = higher ranking.)
9. rAnCIDsICk (drug induced posting keeps us entertained.)
10. catloaf (long layoff kept her from placing higher.)
11. smaller hands (youngest ranked forum member in top 15. i'm expecting big things...)
12. mikeyfish (dropped in rankings after confusing name changes. may have scored higher had he stuck to ItHadToBeJew.)
13. ABM (love her or hate her, she is a forum mainstay.)
14. Dusty TheHick (frequent, long layoffs hurt his ranking.)
15. TortillaFactory (recently return to action. this year's sleeper.)
16. Had To Get It On (could be helped by getting new PR guy.)
17. masteel (solid poster, but not enough of 'em.)
18. Professor Carbuncle (has increased solid posting. could be a bigger force down the line.)
19. stryker311 (popularity has dropped due to off the field legal issues. could come back and be an impact player.)
20. margin (greymatters says he needs to be less of a faggot to move up in the polls.)
21. pookie (brings us the news, but not much else. needs to double down on the ambien again for old times sake. could push her up to top 10 with a repeat performance.)
22. small dorked fish (may never be an impact player, but was there on carolla's last night and gave us pics. that counts for something.)
23. A Guy in a Chair (slowly establishing an identity. has a lot of upside.)
24. Kevin_U (falling through the floor from lack of posting.)
25. Full Meat (could be more impactful with heavier posting)
26. Mayonnaise (like what i see, but need to see more.)
27. Robots Rule (still extremely rough around the edges, but has a shot at cracking top 20 next year.)
28. andrewwagner777 (recent passion towards show cancellation in his area has put him on the radar.)
29. j4k3 (he makes the list because the female forum members diddle their skittle to his images.)
30. greymatters (complete hack. not funny. only mentioned because of nearly 4000 posts)

plurry

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:01 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:51 PM

plurry was molested by his uncle but he doesn't remember.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:44 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:50 PM

list adjusted. typos/grammar corrected.

plurry

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:46 PM

How can you stop him? Isn't it just going to be cyber-rape since you're no longer willing?

Dark Laith

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:46 PM

GRAMMAR

smaller hands

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:51 PM

12th. My father would be so ashamed if he weren't passed out in a puddle of liquor and vomit.

mikeyfish

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:52 PM

thanks, stefanie. grammar it is.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 6:52 PM

How can you stop him? Isn't it just going to be cyber-rape since you're no longer willing?

I have a rape whistle.

greymatters

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:00 PM

plurry was molested by his uncle but he doesn't remember.

how did you know my great uncle used to watch me after school in 1st grade?
you're right, i don't remember the molestation.
i only remember trips to steak n shake... and cookies.
cookies given to me after... oh, no! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!

plurry

  

Villalovos

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:02 PM

I'd like to see Anobody and Majandrafan host a radio show together.

Villalovos

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:05 PM

...

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:16 PM

....

greymatters

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:24 PM

.....

Dark Laith

  

Villalovos

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:31 PM

...

Villalovos

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:34 PM

....

greymatters

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 7:53 PM

o rly?

plurry

  

anobody

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:05 PM

I decree that it shall henceforth be spelled grammer!

and if that works, then I also have a few ideas for changing The Constitution

anobody

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:06 PM

GRRR! WTF does that say?! Nanotechnology was not meant to be used for fonts!

catloaf

  

anobody

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:08 PM

I'd like to see Anobody and Majandrafan host a radio show together.

You joke but I think it'd actually not be half bad.

Hell - Grey could be the news girl and we could bring JJ in once a week for gambling tips.

anobody

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:09 PM

catloaf, it says .....

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:15 PM

and if that works, then I also have a few ideas for changing The Constitution

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:25 PM

catloaf, it says .....

greymatters

  

anobody

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:28 PM

She's lying! It actually said Fuck this is stupid. How long must this go on?

anobody

  

margin

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 at 8:38 PM

...

damn, i'm always too late with these things

margin

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