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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 9:42 AM Keyra Agustina is my obsession. 
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 12:25 PM Good eyebrows. It's a shame her boobs are so obnoxious. Would you pronounce that as Ew-ah or You-ah? —smaller hands |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 1:11 PM It's a shame her boobs are so obnoxious. — smaller hands Only a woman would make this kind of observation. —Beat It! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 1:14 PM
Edited Monday, June 5, 2006 at 1:15 PM Only a woman would make this kind of observation. That's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that pic. But I didn't want to say anything because I was afraid people would call me an asshole or gay or something.
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 1:28 PM They are kinda flat and droopy; my boobs are pretty lame, but they're better than that. I'm sure hers look great in a bra. —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 1:45 PM She's my current obsession. What do you guys think? Spankable, yes. I've seen pics of her before but only topless, no full nude. And I think she has splendid tits. They're big without looking fake. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 2:37 PM stretch marks My x-wife used to drive me nuts about that. First of all, I didn't even really notice (my brain just filters that stuff). Second (and more important + something Adam has pointed out) stretch marks => big boobs (not a bad trade off, IMO - especially for something that's barely noticeable). —anobody |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 3:15 PM You guys are becoming fags. Hopefully Adam goes back into doing loveline to turn you guys into men again. O&A are probably replacing all of Adam's markets and he'll go back to Loveline. —Faygo |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 3:50 PM Ewa's boobs are too big. Her boobs remind me of that VW commercial, people talking about how they're compensating for different reasons. Smaller boobs have low ego emissions. Why not fawn over a nice young lady like Anetta Keys? 
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 4:51 PM It's a shame her boobs are so obnoxious. — smaller hands Only a woman would make this kind of observation. - Moi That's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that pic. But I didn't want to say anything because I was afraid people would call me an asshole or gay or something.
Thank you, smaller hands. — Had To Get It On I figured I get this kind of response. It wasn't so much directed at the size of her boobs and whether or not you find them appealing, it was more about the actual use of the word 'obnoxious' that struck as distinctly feminine. As if they are actually are entities unto themselves (no size jokes here) that provoke and irritate you. I think you have to be female and take the battle of breasts more personally to really evoke that sort of response. Had it just been along the lines of "they're grotesquely big" or "too droopy" or even the already used "stretch marks" it would be different. But 'obnoxious,' only a female. —Beat It! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:02 PM Damn right we can. We can wax on whilst we whack off, but that's not really what I'm saying. —Beat It! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:28 PM Wax on....whack off... *snickers* —catloaf |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:29 PM You beat(lol) me to it... —oh-for |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:30 PM
Edited Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:32 PM Yay, I got a tasty Catloaf brand "snickers." Edit: And welcome back, oh-for. It's nice to have others who can appreciate 80s based humor. —Beat It! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:39 PM (he means old-people humor) (I appreciate it too) —catloaf |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:41 PM I prefer finely-aged humor. You know, like mold. —Beat It! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:54 PM Mmmmm, colostomy cheeeeeeese, arghghghhh... —Beat It! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 6:24 PM
Edited Monday, June 5, 2006 at 6:24 PM You guys are becoming fags.
-Fago takes one to know one. faggot. —plurryho |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 7:00 PM That's hardly an astute observation, Plurry - he put it in his name. —anobody |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 7:08 PM stop picking on analbody, (no)greymatters! —plurryho |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 7:18 PM Stop picking on Billy Grey, McPlurry! —anobody |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 7:26 PM anobody is like one of those abused white-trash wives who attacks anyone who tries to save her from a beating. —Beat It! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 7:41 PM Ewa would be pronounced "Eva" in Hawai`i. True story. —anobody |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 7:43 PM Well, she's not in Hawaii. True story. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 4:12 AM Ewa's boobs are too big. Her boobs remind me of that VW commercial, people talking about how they're compensating for different reasons. Smaller boobs have low ego emissions. I can't fucking stand that commercial. Really, which is worse, proclaiming the honest reason why you bought your car, or having a chrome plaque on your bumber claiming you have a low ego. Christ. It's like one of those frat-type guys who goes around telling people how secure he is in his masculinity, therefore he can wear a pink tie, etc. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 4:14 AM I don't trust guys who claim they prefer modest boobs to big boobs. And women are never satisfied with their breast size, and they call big boobs obnoxious. How dare you! —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 5:40 AM I don't trust guys who claim they prefer modest boobs to big boobs. Yeah, I don't understand why we're so unsatisfied with our breast size either. :( —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:31 AM >>I don't trust guys who claim they prefer modest boobs to big boobs.
>Yeah, I don't understand why we're so unsatisfied with our breast size either. :( Don't fret SH - there are a fair number of guys who either don't care or actually prefer them on the smaller size... I can't say that I understand them but I don't think there's anything wrong with them. Also, there's the porn vs real life factor. In porn, almost grotesquely huge is nice for my taste where as in real life, I'm quite satisfied with merely large and although I don't have experience with them, I don't imagine that I'd be particularly dissatisfied with modestly sized breasteses (within reason, they're all good - even my own did I say that out loud?). stretch marks I addressed that before but I have examined Ewa's breasts in that pic THOROUGHLY and I really see no sign of stretch marks (photoshop, I know... but still). Anyway - will somebody please explain to me the obsession with stretch marks (don't get me wrong - I've seen relatively bad white keloidish ones and can see some sort of an argument there but if they're just little lines of discoloration that you have to stare at and use your imagination to see, what's the big deal). Why not fawn over a nice young lady like Anetta Keys? I don't know - perhaps the tongue piercing, for starters? Honestly, though, the fact that she looks happy (if a bit nutty) almost trumps the disparity in boob size, for me of course, that just means that I'd skip Ewa and find pics of someone with big boobs who looks happier. Now I KNOW grey's a chick. LMAO :D —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:31 AM Yeah, I don't understand why we're so unsatisfied with our breast size either. :( aww, babe. It's ok. I like big labia too. I have a very medium-sized penis. Ho-hum. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:37 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:38 AM Are you still trolling here or what? I've never really trolled here, per se. On occasion I've said some things exclusively for my own amusement but generally speaking I've been posting normally.
If you saw me troll here, it would probably be more Loveline related. Like saying Adam isn't funny and taking Drew to task on everything he says. —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:39 AM ... or that you want to bang your 14 year old neighbor who's parents would be honored by the privilege. —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:43 AM or that you want to bang your 14 year old neighbor who's parents would be honored by the privilege. She's not my neighbor and she's 17. They wouldn't be honored by me "banging" her, they would be relieved we are involved because I'm such a better choice that the people she normally fraternizes with.
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:44 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:46 AM You mean like real men who don't have mommy issues? Yeah - exactly or like guys who are interested in 14 year olds. She's not my neighbor and she's 17. They wouldn't be honored by me "banging" her, they would be relieved we are involved because I'm such a better choice that the people she normally fraternizes with. ... like other high school students. Whatever. I'm still telling myself that you're just trolling there. —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:44 AM I don't see stretch marks in the photo either but even if they haven't been edited out she will get them. old lady skin. hot. —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:47 AM She's not my neighbor and she's 17. They wouldn't be honored by me "banging" her, they would be relieved we are involved because I'm such a better choice that the people she normally fraternizes with.
—Had To Get It On
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:52 AM I don't see stretch marks in the photo either but even if they haven't been edited out she will get them. Yeah but even small boobs will sag eventually and everyone ages old (why do you think that Bill Maher's still dating 20 year olds or that GIO's aspiring to date high school students). omg I just did the super-creepy age math and realized something very disturbing there. (changing the mantra - he's just a troll, he's just a troll) —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 6:58 AM omg Doesn't matter anyway. I didn't do anything. Her life's a wreck just like her mother's.
You think I'm bad? You wouldn't even joke about the type of guys she's going to end up with.
What a shame. —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:06 AM Question. I don't really remember specifics or if you even gave any, but has she actually shown interest in you or do you just find her attractive from afar and, knowing her history/environment, feel that you'd be a better option as you stated? —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:10 AM I think that the Ukranian woman I long for would be better off with me than her husband, but he's an ex-boxer who's always angry, so, yeah, I'm not going to do something stupid. I don't care if that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. —mikeyfish |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:17 AM Her life's a wreck just like her mother's.
Shocking! You think I'm bad? You wouldn't even joke about the type of guys she's going to end up with.
Funny - I wouldn't even joke about what you're talking about. What a shame.
Agreed, it's a shame. Still, do you honestly believe that things would be better if she ended up with you? Even if she was actually your peer but especially considering the disparity in your ages. If liking big boobs speaks to mommy issues, where exactly does does liking screwed up little girls come from? I still want to believe you're trolling but even if you are, you're succeeding in giving me the willies (I don't know what that comes from or if it means anything but since it's like the contact high I get whenever rAnCID posts and since that doesn't seem very far from the truth, it makes me worry). —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:23 AM I think that the Ukranian woman I long for would be better off with me than her husband, but he's an ex-boxer who's always angry, so, yeah, I'm not going to do something stupid. We need to get you a girlfriend, Mike - either that or a boxing trainer :D I don't care if that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Personally, I'd *much* rather discuss that than continue in the direction we were going. —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:31 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:33 AM Question. I don't really remember specifics or if you even gave any, but has she actually shown interest in you or do you just find her attractive from afar and, knowing her history/environment, feel that you'd be a better option as you stated? All those things. I mean when I first met her, almost a couple of years ago, I was seeing someone and I think she was a little intimidated because of my age and who I hung out with and whatever. Even at that age she could have passed for looking 18. But you know, she was too young and I was wrapped up in my situation. Then after I moved out of New York City she was asking about me and where I'd been. I made an impression inadvertently.
Still, do you honestly believe that things would be better if she ended up with you? Even if she was actually your peer but especially considering the disparity in your ages.
The guy she's kinda seeing now is 17 IIRC, but I know he has a 1 year old kid with another chick.
If liking big boobs speaks to mommy issues, where exactly does does liking screwed up little girls come from?
Well since she's not "little" the only thing out of the ordinary in this situation would be that I'd be dating outside my class.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here trying to think of what function big breasts serve beyond a psychological drive to have a maternal connection. —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:33 AM How dare you, I have a girlfriend, I just can never love her the way I love my Ukranian. —mikeyfish |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:39 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:40 AM How dare you, I have a girlfriend, I just can never love her the way I love my Ukranian. /\ Oh... well... um... then... never mind :D Well since she's not "little" the only thing out of the ordinary in this situation would be that I'd be dating outside my class. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here trying to think of what function big breasts serve beyond a psychological drive to have a maternal connection. Perhaps I was being too coy. I'm not talking about the size of the 17 year old I'm talking about the fact that you're attracted to someone who's, by your own admission, so screwed up. The guy she's kinda seeing now is 17 IIRC, but I know he has a 1 year old kid with another chick. That didn't really answer my question either but whatever. —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:50 AM Your question is rhetorical. She's not a "little girl". And she wouldn't be screwed up if she was with me. She wouldn't be screwed up if she was with you. I don't like "screwed up little girls". —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 7:59 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 8:01 AM All those things. I mean when I first met her, almost a couple of years ago, I was seeing someone and I think she was a little intimidated because of my age and who I hung out with and whatever. Even at that age she could have passed for looking 18. But you know, she was too young and I was wrapped up in my situation. Then after I moved out of New York City she was asking about me and where I'd been. I made an impression. I see, I was trying to do some basic Loveline math there. She's clearly a mess and is by all accounts interested in losers considering that you're "...such a better choice that the people she normally fraternizes with." So anyone she's attracted to is questionable and I was wondering where you fell in her twisted little world. I still see you more as the savior guy looking to rescue someone (which reverts back to anobody's point about what you experienced in your history to turn you into a caretaker) or perhaps the guy who goes for the weakened (and "hot") gazelle cause maybe things aren't always working out for the best. There's also Adam's theory of trading up a number because there's some damage there, but she'll probably need to get pregnant first (which should be any minute now). But of course, you'll say that one of these are quite appropriate. But it's okay to be honest with us (and by that I mean yourself.) EDIT:
And she wouldn't be screwed up if she was with me. She wouldn't be screwed up if she was with you. I don't like "screwed up little girls". — Had To Get It On Okay, fixer it is. So just by dating you (or, apparently, anobody) her horrible upbringing would melt away and she'd be fine. I've been there, man, it's not that easy. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 8:09 AM So anyone she's attracted to is questionable and I was wondering where you fell in her twisted little world. I still see you more as the savior guy looking to rescue someone Of course this theory has some merit but it's not necessarily true. Her life would improve being with me in the same way my life would improve if I landed a rich chick.
From the time I've spent around her I can tell how she is. She doesn't cause drama and she feels like she's settling. I ask her about her plans for her life and the answer is pretty scary. Essentially there is no answer. —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 8:27 AM And she wouldn't be screwed up if she was with me. She wouldn't be screwed up if she was with you. I'd argue that she'd be even more screwed up if she was with me (at least you're a mere 7 years older than her - I'm closer to 15). Of course this theory has some merit but it's not necessarily true.
No... it just happens to fit around 99.995% of the time or so. Her life would improve being with me in the same way my life would improve if I landed a rich chick.
I wouldn't take either as even remotely given. I ask her about her plans for her life and the answer is pretty scary. Essentially there is no answer. I just thought that was funny because, if you asked me, I'd also have essentially no answer. So just by dating you (or, apparently, anobody) her horrible upbringing would melt away and she'd be fine. I've been there, man, it's not that easy. It's even worse than that. If you follow that fixer impulse, not only will it fail to work out the vast majority of the time, you'll only end up 'protecting her' from making her own mistakes and learning from them sooner rather than later (just like a codependent with an addict). Not only that but you don't even realize how condescending it is to tell her that she needs someone else to swoop in and magically fix her life (if I were JJ, I'd wager that there's at least a tenuous connection between this and your recent swearing off of porn). —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:10 AM It's difficult to describe the particulars and nuances of the situation so I'll just drop it. Let me just say that none of my relationships have been bad or ended poorly and I'm almost certain this one would have been fine too. —Had To Get It On |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:11 AM I just want to be clear, is HTGIO 24? —catloaf |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:22 AM Unless he's had a birthday recently. —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:32 AM I can't fucking stand that commercial. Really, which is worse, proclaiming the honest reason why you bought your car, or having a chrome plaque on your bumber claiming you have a low ego. Christ. It's just a TV commercial, don't have a cow, man. I like big labia too. I have a very medium-sized penis. What the hell. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:34 AM I think that was directed at you, Grey. —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:48 AM It's just a TV commercial, don't have a cow, man. What do you have against cows?! What, are you prejudiced? —catloaf |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:50 AM I don't approve of guys giving birth to cows through their vagina. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 1:09 PM This joke landed in my inbox this morning. I laughed and hurled at the same time. Q: Why don't 80 year old women get pap smears?
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 2:53 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 3:47 PM ^ Deja vous As for boobs size, my policy (which covers overall size, areola diameter, nipple size, and areola color) is simply a two word phrase (which has already been used in this thread by anobody): "within reason."
I like them all: big cans, little cans...wide areolas, smaller areolas...round nipples, pointy nipples...pale pink areolas, dark areolas. It's ALL good...within reason.
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 4:05 PM I've seen that /\ before but it still made me laugh :D Big boobs, medium boobs, small boobs who gives a dam just let me jizz on them please. I'll never understand the appeal of that (or the money shot, for that matter). —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 4:23 PM It's ALL good...within reason Are helipads within reason? —catloaf |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 4:36 PM If there are two of them and I can just sorta hang out in between them for as long as I want then I'd say so. —anobody |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:27 PM fake nails. true sign of a stupid whore. —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:38 PM
Edited Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 1:39 PM fake nails. true sign of a stupid whore. —plurry What if it is 8th grade prom and I used to bite my nails and I wanted to look fancy? —smaller hands |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 2:23 PM They are scary / impractical and I agree with what you said Plurry but they still feel pretty good gently scratching your head. —anobody |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 2:27 PM sorry stefanie, there is no excuse for fake nails.
you should cut yourself instead, not bite your nails. that's icky! —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 5:04 PM good, then i won't have to look at your fake nails. —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 5:12 PM good deal Depreciate being honked at when taking the trash cans back to the garage. —smaller hands |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 8:34 PM fake nails. true sign of a stupid whore. Your mother's a whore. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 10:03 PM
Edited Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 10:04 PM you know how i know my mother isn't a whore? she doesn't wear fake nails. ha!
a little sensitive about the subject, grey? or should i call you, sandy vagina?
you viewing your lee press-on's in a new light now? —plurry |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 10:06 PM Piercingly insightful /\. —anobody |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 10:08 PM you know how i know my mother isn't a whore? she doesn't wear fake nails. ha! Your grandnana is a whore. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 8, 2006 at 11:11 PM ok, you got me there. —plurry |
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