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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:21 PM Alright. The contenders are Mariah Carey and Carrie Bradshaw. It's pretty much basic knowledge that Mariah Carey and Sarah Jessica Parker each have a huge fanbase composed of gay men and straight women. But do straight guys actually view either of these ladies as the beautiful pin-ups all the queens and girls make them out to be? I honestly can't imagine a hetero dude gawking at a Mariah Carey cd jacket or waiting a minute to change the channel because Sarah Jessica did 92387437028 press junket interviews for her new date movie. I have feeling this thread is going to turn into a "No this is what a woman should look like" thread but this is also a good time to reminisce about the episode of Cribs dedicated to MC's New York Penthouse and to discuss SPJ's chin thing. —smaller hands |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:23 PM I don't like either of them, although of the two, I'd go with Mariah Carey. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:27 PM Neither make me want to gouge my eyes out, but they're not particularly attractive. I wouldn't give 'em a second look. —Grand Fromage |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:33 PM carrie bradshaw looks 2 parts ugly and 2 parts manly. but she has a good name because its the same as carrie underwood's. Mariah Carey looks really good under the right lighting, especially in the Pepsi ad. Mariah is way better by a landslide, but in the end, there are 100 better looking celebrities. I think another woman that should be included in here is nicole kidman like adam said once, she isn't hot, only women think she's pretty. —Stryker311 |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:36 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:38 PM I am having trouble believing Nicole Kidman because I am one of those women who thinks she's "pretty". Srsly. Edit: Never mind. I can see it. Thanks google! —smaller hands |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:40 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:41 PM neither are attractive nicole kidman is hot —margin |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:44 PM i don't go for that trashy pam anderson shit —margin |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:58 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 4:01 PM Mariah Carey was hot circa 1991, now she's just another overinflated pop strumpet with zero appeal. I blame Puffy. Plus, she has one of the worst speaking voices in existence and, yes, that matters. Sarah Jessica Parker isn't at all attractive to me but she did a good job playing a hot girl in LA Story. (Also 1991, by the way, which clearly means something I just don't know what.) As for Nicole Kidman, I agree with Adam completely. Though the queen of 'girls think she's beautiful so assume guys do too,' is Julia "horse mouth" Roberts. —Beat It! |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 4:00 PM Yeah Mariah Carey looks like a porn star and Sarah Jessica looks like she's been your local news anchor for 10 years. Mariah should totally do porn. The gimmick will be when she orgasms she cracks the glass walls that were they only thing stopping Russel Simmons, Snoop Dogg, Jermaine Dupree, and Tommy Mottola from gang banging her. And when they're finished they will give Mariah a made up life time achievement award and all of Posh Spice's black dresses. God I'm such a good writer. Carrie Bradshaw can blow me. —smaller hands |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 4:30 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 4:33 PM if i were king of planet earth and could choose my wife, chances are i'd pick this nutty broad. 
meh and feh to mariah and sarah jessica.
although, i did watch a lot of "square pegs". —plurryho |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 4:38 PM I thought your girl was Ashlee Simpson. It's like, I don't even know you anymore. —greymatters |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 4:43 PM what ever made you think i like ashlee simpson?
you need to share some of that reefer, yo. —plurryho |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:00 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:01 PM I'm with Mike - between the two, I'd pick Mariah Carey (though I'm not a huge fan of either and don't think they're all that attractive - certainly not beautiful pin-ups). I didn't mind Sarah Jessica Parker in LA Story but haven't cared much for her since. I don't know what changed other than age (which is a factor but not the only one) but if I had to guess, I think she was a lot more curvy and bouncy then and since she looks like she's had the juice sucked out of her. I am having trouble believing Nicole Kidman because I am one of those women who thinks she's "pretty". Srsly. Meh (*edit*) Sarah Jessica Parker isn't at all attractive to me but she did a good job playing a hot girl in LA Story. (Also 1991, by the way, which clearly means something I just don't know what.) Funny - I wrote something about the same movie before reading that :-) —anobody |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:15 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:15 PM I can't believe Ashlee Simpson had a nose job, she let down the big nosed people of America (BNPA). Also got her lips done. —adams_babymomma |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:34 PM You really have to get over this obsession with the size of your nose, ABM (either that or you should start hanging out with my x-wife and the two of you can obsess for hours over how grotesquely enormous you both think your noses are). —anobody |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:37 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:38 PM Mariah Carrey was alright back in the day, but SJP is always fugly. I don't think any of them think either is beautiful or sexy, but more like well manicured/ dressed. But I'm gay. EDIT: I'm a little high. —hash |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 7:40 PM EDIT: I'm a little high. SHOCKING! —anobody |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 8:26 PM Oooh, anobody, your stbx-wife is now just your ex-wife. So, does that mean we can get married now? You promised! —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 8:30 PM I don't recall saying any such thing, Mandee. She's actually still just my stbx-wife and will be for another month or so until she goes off to her postdoc. I just got tired of typing all that shit out. —anobody |
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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 10:26 PM Well, I'm not a male, but I am a heterosexual with an opinion. Two outta three ain't bad. The actresses whom women find attractive are very seldom going to be the actresses whom men find attractive. This is because [most] women do not want to hump the actresses. They want to be like the actresses. Men just want to stick it somewhere that's not gross to look at. That said, SJP looks like a horse and MC has a giant forehead. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 12:08 AM Let's see if your opinion will change after you see this Mariah Carey pic. She looks like a prostitute. Who's walking her dog. —mikeyfish |
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Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 3:15 AM Oooh, anobody, your stbx-wife is now just your ex-wife. So, does that mean we can get married now? You promised! mandee, you get around, dontcha? —plurryho |
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Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 3:17 AM She won't put out, though, she's holding out for a teaspoon of Sag. —mikeyfish |
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Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 3:40 AM
Edited Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 3:42 AM good luck with that, mandeemoo.
i'll sell you a squirt of plurry for $19.99 plus shipping and handling if you can't get the "sag". —plurryho |
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Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 7:09 AM I'm a straight guy and I don't find Mariah Carey or Sarah Jessica Parker attractive.
I'd do them because they're not ugly and and date them because they're rich. But that's it.
I don't like Nicole Kidman or Ashlee Simpson either.
And of course, the Lindsay Lohan thing was just for jokes. —Had To Get It On |
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Sunday, June 4, 2006 at 10:20 AM theyd b hot for a neighbor or teacher or somethin low key but for hollywod they arent shit —000 |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 12:55 AM
Edited Monday, June 5, 2006 at 12:55 AM between the 2 I would most certainly place my penis into Mariah's Diva gap.
I refuse to play sloppy seconds to Mathew Brodrick's dick.
SJP is crap, My wife fucking loves that stupid ass show.
She gets mad at me when I joyfully call them all whores.
That chick who plays I think its charlotte is fuckin fine though. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 9:48 PM Mariah would have to wear the Michael Jordan jersey while I do her. I'd take SJP any day. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 8:30 AM I'm not a heterosexual male, or a gay male, or even a male, but here's my two cents anyways. Mariah is still cute as a button even if she's insane, and SJP kinda reminds me of Skeletor. —catloaf |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 8:47 AM This is getting away from Mariah v. SJP, but I've always wondered what percentage of guys really like tattoos on women. When I take the survey at the bar, there's always that 1 in 5 guy who digs tattoos on women, but I theorize that it's less than that in the population, and if women really knew how few guys really liked it, they wouldn't get tattoos. As Adam has said, guys like tattoos and piercings only because it means "open for business", but that pollutes the basic question: If you're gazing at a naked woman, tattoos or no tattoos? —Full Meat |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:18 AM If it's just a tramp stamp, I'm not immediately put off (though I wouldn't expect much of a relationship). One tattoo elsewhere doesn't bother me much (doesn't excite me much either) though I am put off by then on boobs or other 'intimate' places. Lots of tats puts me off immediately (as do aggressive piercings - nipple or genital and I'm running away screaming and cringing; tongue is OK for porn but puts me off in real life; the eyebrow or nose bug me but I wouldn't say they're deal breakers; ears I'm indifferent unless they're obscenely large). —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:23 AM sarah jessica parker = not attractive, at least the tv shows and movies ive seen. if hetero man had the ability to decide who was "hot" she would not be it. maria carey = really dont watch that much, certainly not ugly —goo321 |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:27 AM guys like tattoos and piercings only because it means "open for business" lol —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 10:07 AM I would literally, LITERALLY, eff the ess outta Mariah (tho she's no wafflecrapper). Sarah Jessica, not as much. Nicole Kidman is way too WASPy for me. So I have spoken, so it shall be. Huzzah! —Small-Dorked Fish |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 11:11 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 11:12 AM That chick who plays I think its charlotte is fuckin fine though. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! I couldn't agree more!
...and I vote an emphatic "no" on the tattoos.
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 12:12 PM Seconded. Well, maybe not 'emphatic." It's not a deal breaker but it speaks to larger issues more often than not. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 1:33 PM i say "nay" to tats on chicks. major turn off. —plurry |
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 3:07 PM Well, maybe not 'emphatic." It's not a deal breaker but it speaks to larger issues more often than not. —Beat It! Well, it's obviously not going to be a deal-breaker for me EITHER. I can't afford to LET it be. Also, I'm with anobody on the whole "intimate locations" thing. As rarely as I get to see those areas up close and personal, I don't wan't some goddamn graffiti distracting me from it. —Dusty TheHick |
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