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catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Ok, Fruit Of The Loom. There's an apple, some white grapes, some red grapes...who's that other guy?

catloaf

  

smaller hands

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:50 PM

a banana or an orange

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:50 PM

Oranges.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:50 PM

no..it's something that appears excessively leafy.

catloaf

  

smaller hands

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Pictures please

smaller hands

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:52 PM


catloaf

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:54 PM

It's a depressed Orange, DUUUUH.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:57 PM

Mmmm...nah, don't think so.

catloaf

  

smaller hands

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:58 PM

There's the Apple, the Green Grape, the Purple Grape and then... what the hell is that last thing? The final "guy" looks like shredded brown rags. After a little searching it turns out that it is Leaf. An official website states:
"The most often asked question is whether he's in fact a fruit - to which he replies, 'Well technically, no, but our lawyer says that because a leaf can be attached or connected to fruit, I can legally be called a Fruit Guy.'" -- Leaf

source

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greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:01 PM

Or read this.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Aha.

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:10 PM

catloaf, your answer was on that web site, you tried to lure me into saying it was an orange. No foot rub for you tonight. Please, don't beg, it's unbecoming of you.

greymatters

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:12 PM

RATS!
:(

catloaf

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:41 PM

fruit of the loom. what the hell does that mean anyway?
what genius decided fruit was going to help sell underwear?
wouldn't something like "nuts of the drawers" make more sense?

plurryho

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:43 PM

Fruit of the loom.... it means the product of a loom, a.k.a. clothes.
Rhetorical.

MajandraFan

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:51 PM

well i don't know about you, but i feel a bit odd buying something specifically for my junk with a tag on it that says "fruit."

plurryho

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:52 PM

It's because you're scared of your sexuality.

greymatters

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 6:36 PM

plurryho

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:11 PM

When you made excuses not to sex that massage girl, it was confirmed.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:23 PM

Not to sex which massage girl?

anobody

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:26 PM

It's none of your business, especially after that code you had to inject into another thread.

greymatters

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:27 PM

catloaf, I'm going to go ahead and say that there's no need for OT warnings anymore.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:28 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:28 PM

It's none of your business, especially after that code you had to inject into another thread.

/\ Mother Fucker!

anobody

  

anobody

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:34 PM

catloaf, I'm going to go ahead and say that there's no need for OT warnings anymore.

/\ Not untrue.

anobody

  

plurryho

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 12:08 AM

i could still potentially do the message therapist girl. she's not going anywhere.
i've got her on the back burner.

plurryho

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 10:31 AM

i've got her on the back burner.

Holy shit, man, you shouldn't go against The Killers' advice! They know everything! You gotta help her out. Yeah eah eah eah.

TortillaFactory

  

plurryho

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 12:23 PM

lol "message therapist"
i do need someone to help me with my messaging.

plurryho

  

Conundrummer

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 1:03 PM

For Catloaf


Conundrummer

  

catloaf

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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 7:58 AM

Thanks drummerboy. I never thought a Fruit Of The Loom conversation could run so deep LOL. That reminds me somewhat of a story I read when I was little which may or may not have been called "The Last Leaf." I could be completely wrong (what with all the catnip over the years), but I believe it went something like this: A little boy/girl is dying, and day after day stares at the foliage on the wall outside. As winter approaches, the leaves begin to fall, and he/she says that he/she will die when the last leaf falls. Unbeknownst to the kneebiter, the grandfather/caretaker/creepy-old-guy goes out during the night and paints a leaf on the wall so that it appears the last leaf never falls. Seems like the old dude croaked from hypothermia or something, but the kid didn't die 'cuz that last leaf never fell. Or something like that. The end.

catloaf

  

plurryho

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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 4:27 PM

/\ oh boy! now this is wonderful!

plurryho

  

catloaf

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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 5:26 PM

I knew you'd be thrilled.

catloaf

  

plurryho

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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 6:13 PM

thrilled isn't the word.
i read that story, and then i came.

plurryho

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