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adams_babymomma

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Since we should all respect our tropps, and pray for them. The least i can do is dedicate a thread to my tropper (well he's not really mine) and post his journals on here, so we can all appreciate and respect what our fine men and women on the frontlines have to go through.


Jun 2, 2006 9:13 AM

Well they have actually given us a day off today(how nice of them lol)
Well two days ago my platoon was OC sprayed, for those who dont know what that is it stand for Oleoresin Capersicum, its basically pepper spray on steroids. The military uses it and its 25% stronger than regular pepper spray, the only way i can describe how it feels is imagine dipping your head to the 7th level of Hell that is pretty close lol. i seriously thought that i wasnt going to make it through that course but we all did, and im happy now because the fun stuff is coming up.
Yesterday we practiced riot control formations that was fun, i was the second line of defense with my M16 amd a shotgun. then we learned about Emergency Action Plans within the compounds. We are close to finishing detainee ops here and making progress, they might let us go home in august for a week, that is still pending but i hope it goes through. i will keep you all posted.
This sunday we are going to the range for non-lethal weapon fire and lethal fire!!. WE are all looking forward to that day. well i have to go. ill keep the updates coming

adams_babymomma

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:24 AM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:24 AM

Since we should all respect our troops

Really? All of them? The rapists, the abusers, the molesters, the genreal miscreants. There're a lot of military people (by virtue of the job itself) that are just jackholes. (And from how you've described seaman and the mere fact that you are attracted to him, he pretty much falls into this group.)

Maybe appreciate on some level, but blanket respect? Not so much.

Beat It!

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:26 AM

TERRORISM!

mikeyfish

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:23 AM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Who are we kidding? Terrorists are just soldiers who are poorly equipped and/or fighting for the other side.

also, i can't be bothered with all the retarded things people are saying here. it's not like y'all don't know the truth, and it's not like me can be giving you the courage to face it.

edit no 2: i thought this was the thread with that cock who wants to join up or something. it's hard to tell, same rhetoric everywhere

MajandraFan

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Well at least you should respect them for putting their lives in danger to protect your fatass.

adams_babymomma

  

chix0r

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:18 PM

>>a Seamen
>>tropps
>>tropper

Fuck.

chix0r

  

margin

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Who are we kidding? Terrorists are just soldiers who are poorly equipped and/or fighting for the other side.

also, i can't be bothered with all the retarded things people are saying here. it's not like y'all don't know the truth, and it's not like me can be giving you the courage to face it.

edit no 2: i thought this was the thread with that cock who wants to join up or something. it's hard to tell, same rhetoric everywhere

—MajandraFan

yeah

margin

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:12 PM

Cock is the word of the Lord!

Well at least you should respect them for putting their lives in danger to protect your fatass.

—adams_babymomma

Lena, I love you as much as I can love someone through this medium but sooner or later you're going to have to face the truth as laid out by Nick Cave:
"People just ain't no good, I think that's well understood."
Your infatuee is serving for food and money and accomadation. That is all.
My protection is... that's a sticky issue actually. Would i have to get violent?
His life does not cross over with mine. There is no reason to respect someone who gets paid to kill people. Theoretically.

MajandraFan

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:14 PM

When I first read "Nick Cave", I thought you wrote "Nick Cannon". True story.

mikeyfish

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:50 PM

ABM is turning chix0r into Dusty. Sad.

greymatters

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:33 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:58 PM

the life of a semen...

been swimming around in this nutsack for days. i'm getting restless. i know my big day is coming soon. i've been training hard. doing extra laps, backstrokes and maneuverability drills. when it's time, i'm going to be the one to penetrate the egg. i know it. all the other sperm is lazy. just sitting around, getting fat. i can't relate with any of them. to some extent, i've been ostracized. i know they are talking about me. i know my nickname is "short tail." but i'll show them when the time comes. i'll be the fastest and strongest. i'll get to that egg long before the others. wait... this is it! my instincts are going crazy. the impending tide is moments away. yes! this is my chance to shine. woohoo! here i go... up the shaft and... oh christ, no! it's a fucking blow jo...

plurryho

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:39 PM

i know my big day is coming soon

*slaps knee*

catloaf

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:48 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:49 PM

This reminds me of a movie about semens. I think it was a Woody Allen movie.


no wait it was that guy from home improvement. I forgot his name.

adams_babymomma

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:56 PM

Tim Brooke-Taylor.

MajandraFan

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:03 PM

no

adams_babymomma

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:09 PM

Graeme Garden?

MajandraFan

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:12 PM

McHale's Navy?

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:14 PM

You were meant to say 'no'.
Then I was going to say 'Bill Oddie'.
And whatever, it's over now.

MajandraFan

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