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A Guy in a Chair

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:11 PM

I'll start.
(Don't worry bout double posting letters, we can edit the best ones together once we get through the whole damn thing.)

A is for Adam, the god of all things amusing, interesting, hilarious, and genius, he is surely to be missed.

A Guy in a Chair

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:18 PM

B is for Bonaduce, the gravely voiced hard-blowing guest co-host who Anderson hates.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:19 PM

B is for B.O., as in, "I put the F U in funny, Drew puts the B O in boring."

catloaf

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:20 PM

B is for Bog Boobs as adam was a HUGE fan of

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:21 PM

M is for Minka

catloaf

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:21 PM

C is for Cunt as a lot of chicks who call love line seem to have problems with

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:21 PM

W is for "When'd yer dad rape ya?"

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:21 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:22 PM

D is for DAG


edit- oh yeah, and Drew

catloaf

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:22 PM

N is for numba wan asin bih boo qkeen

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:22 PM

D is for whooooooo? Dr. Drew.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:22 PM

R is for RiCOCKulous

catloaf

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:22 PM

C is for CONE OPENS!
D is for Doctor Drew
E is for Eric the Imitator

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:23 PM

M is for Minka - number one Asian big boob queen (lifted from Ac3)

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:23 PM

E is for "Everybody listen to me!"

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:24 PM

lifted from WHOOOOO?

catloaf

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:24 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:24 PM

F is for Finding Fauntleroy

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:24 PM

G is for Goat - from the same episode as the note

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:25 PM

H is for Hep. C

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:26 PM

N is for No! Cannot have!

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:26 PM

A is for Aba Zaba

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:26 PM

G is for GRIDS

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:27 PM

P is for Pennywise vomiting in the studio

alternatively

F is for Fletcher from Pennywise who vomited in the studio

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:27 PM

W is for Westwood None

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:27 PM

I is for I Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)

mikeyfish

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:27 PM

S is for Smokey Bear

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:27 PM

S is for Snoring when the callers fall asleep

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:27 PM

J is for jackoff callers.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:28 PM

N is for your number

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:29 PM

O is for oral which Ace can best receive

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:29 PM

E is for Estradiol

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:29 PM

M is for the microphone that Drew likes to hit

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:29 PM

L is for left turn arrows

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:30 PM

P is for the pickers when they're doing their speed

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:30 PM

H is for the holocaust that phone sex callers use subliminally

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:31 PM

T is for the Tivo that Adam loves to watch

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:31 PM

H is for How Dare You!

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:31 PM

M is for Mahalo!

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:32 PM

J is for the joint that Adam smuggled through the airport in Vegas

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:33 PM

D is for dime for scale

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:33 PM

S is for the sploozers that came out to get Tia's signature.

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:33 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:33 PM

K is for kissing potion.

OR

K is for "Kiss my ass, you retards."

OR

K is for KROQ

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:33 PM

M is for the Mason Jar that the bogus callers talk about

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:34 PM

H is for Hawaiians and all their contributions to science and technology

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:34 PM

L is for the little girl voice

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:35 PM

B is for the Burbon - I wonder where is mine

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:35 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:36 PM

P is for pearly penile papules

and poptart

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:35 PM

J is for the Junior junior junior junior junior junior (inhales) junior junior junior junior junior producer Lauren - who's shorter than SH

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:36 PM

W is for Whatever!

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:36 PM

G is for Germany

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:37 PM

B is for the bathroom where Adam and Drew would talk

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:38 PM

M is for my main man Mayonnaise

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:38 PM

O is for the Oyster - cause that's all the world is

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:38 PM

P is for PSA

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:39 PM

H is for the Happies

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:39 PM

B is for the Behymen

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:40 PM

P is for the Papilloma virus vaccine

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:40 PM

U is for Unacceptable

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:41 PM

M is for masturbation, Adam's favorite pasttime
C is for condom, what one should wear during sexxx
A is for abortion/adoption, two choices that apparently not enough people make
N is for nerds, who are often all called for
D is for dropping trou
Y is for yesterday, which is when the show that many east coast callers hear is recorded
S is for smoke alarms going off
H is for herpes
O is for oral sex
P is for Pinsky

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:41 PM

H is for the Hobopower

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:41 PM

L is for the Lightning Round

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:41 PM

S is for Shocking!

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:42 PM

J is for the Jews - it's either that or an asian

anobody

  

Had To Get It On

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:42 PM

W is for Windbreaker

Had To Get It On

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:43 PM

J is for the Jags that Adam liked to go off on

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:44 PM

H is for Huzzah!

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:45 PM

S is for "Shut Drew's mic off!"

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:47 PM

V is for vergina

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:47 PM

B is for the Blow-Hards, you know who you are

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:48 PM

B is for Boobville

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:48 PM

M is for engineeress Michelle

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:49 PM

H is for Hack who will have to become... a rapist

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:49 PM

S is for Setiva

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:49 PM

M is for MIT where the guy who went down on his dog was from

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:51 PM

P is for ya Pansy!

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:52 PM

C is for Drew's Crank Yanker

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:53 PM

L is for LITERALLY a millionaire

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:53 PM

M is for morning after pill

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:54 PM

H is for Happy Birthday you're not special!

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:55 PM

T is for Taboo 2 - he's got it all, yes he does.

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:56 PM

B is for bewbs

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:56 PM

Q is for the Queen - the number one Asian big boobed one

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:58 PM

C is for crotch sniffing dogs

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:01 PM

P is for poobs

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:02 PM

X is for the X-chromosome that varies oh so much.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:03 PM

N is for nipple play

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:04 PM

P is for the polar bears

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:04 PM

P is for panda bears that never screw

catloaf

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:05 PM

Z is for Zoloft

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:08 PM

/\ Thank god cause I had nothing!

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:11 PM

R is for Rapebank

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:12 PM

Y is for the Y chromosome (or, as I like to call it, the WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! chromosome)

catloaf

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:14 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:43 PM

S is for some one dropped a nickel
T is for the tranny adam yelled at
W is for *in 10 year old kid voice* "ware is DR drew"
D is for DR DREW IN THE HIZZIE!!!!
C is for the chicken S tickets "Rape Bank" gives out
G is for giant sling shot witch adam would suggest to put kids with bad parents
A is for "are you a mormon"
Z is for ZEALOT (HA i did Z first) witch adam always hated
M is for my main man mayonnaise
L is for little lord fauntleroy's school for albino hemophiliacs
M is for the medication adam would take be for he went to bed


edit : damn i didnt get Z first

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:27 PM

I'll bet anobody is kicking himself for not getting zelit.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:28 PM

/\ oh don't you know it :D

Now I'm wondering - is this the fastest growing thread or merely a close contender?

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:30 PM

Um...can some kind soul fill me in on what "zelit" means?

catloaf

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:31 PM

Shh!

mikeyfish

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:31 PM

ooooooooooooooooooooh

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:31 PM

I think it has something to do with zealotry but I'm not certain.

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:32 PM

LMAO (I never would have known :-D

anobody

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:33 PM

Oh yeah, zelitry, ok, I see now.

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:36 PM

H is for "Helmet's not a chair!"

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:36 PM

P is for Pop Warner

catloaf

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:44 PM

G is for Get a hand in!

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:45 PM

T is for Therapy Therapy Therapy!

anobody

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 10:39 PM

G IS ALSO FOR GET IT ON!!!

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 11:31 PM

C is for cranberry recipes.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

bguirk

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 11:36 PM

D is for Don't look at me--because I will give you somethin' to smile abou....zzzzzzzzzzzz

bguirk

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 11:43 PM

p is for prolapse your anus

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:50 AM

X is also for Xzibit who once co-hosted the show.
Z is also for the zygote that won't form if teens would just take birth control!

plurryho

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:00 AM

you know its so obvious.. but no one has done it so i will
P is for penis !


lol

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

Spanglemaker

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:08 AM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:10 AM

'H' is for Helmet, which is not a chair.
'T' is for "Take a knee, Men...."
'W' is for WD40 is for the fellow that liked to drill himself to the point of bleeding.
'F' is for Furry, which has most of us still confused
p.s. if you are indeed a furry, please send me images

Spanglemaker

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:23 AM

just search on google for like yippy furry umm youll find more words to search for

most furry pics are guy on guy its hard to find a good girl on gut (unless your into guy on guy)

btw i dont look at this shit 24/7 i merely

D is for dabble " my grand ma dabbled in the anal porn scene "

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:13 AM

M is for masturbation, Adam's favorite pasttime
C is for condom, what one should wear during sexxx
A is for abortion/adoption, two choices that apparently not enough people make
N is for nerds, who are often all called for
D is for dropping trou
Y is for yesterday, which is when the show that many east coast callers hear is recorded
S is for smoke alarms going off
H is for herpes
O is for oral sex
P is for Pinsky

—mandeemoo22

...Did you TRY to make that spell "M CANDY SHOP" (or possibly "McAndy shop") or is that just a coincidence?