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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:11 PM I was unable to sleep last night, and I wondered to myself, which word has the most synonyms? (yes I am a loser) However, I soon discovered that the most syllabic word (is syllabic a word?) was actually 'penis'. Dick, Shlong, Dong, Wang, Cock, One-Eyed monster, bunker buster*, meat-sicle, tube-steak, Johnson, shaft, bone, phallus, wee-wee, pee-pee, willy, prick, weiner, rod, wanker, knob, genitals, pecker, member, twig and berries, wedding tackle (yes I steal from Austin Powers), tool, wood, bull, the avenger, third leg, mr.happy, the one person who always looks up to me, divining rod, yogurt slinger.(that's all i got before I had to stop writing) Please add any suggestions. *my personal favorite —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:14 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:16 PM George Carlin had done some expanding upon your list, Guy (lots of good ones in there :-) . He's also got some nice lists for a few others that you might want to check out (I haven't yet counted to see which has the most, though). —anobody |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:17 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:17 PM Chix0r will cut you. Yes, 'syllabic' is a word, just not the one you meant to use in this case. That would pertain to 'syllables' not 'synonyms.' I've heard talk that the eskimos have hundred or so words for 'snow.' —Beat It! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:17 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:19 PM ^shit I haven't listened to enough Carlin. I had no clue. Damn it. Ok. Well that kinda ruins the game... uh... yeah. FUCK. They need a reference site that you can check to make sure ideas that you get are original. That would be handy.
... how about doing the alphabet of drugs, has anyone tried that?
A is for alcohol
B is for booze
C is for cocaine etc? —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:18 PM I don't think "penis" is the most syllabic word... I only count two syllables. —NYBret |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:22 PM Ok. Well that kinda ruins the game... uh... yeah. FUCK. I'm really sorry - wasn't trying to ruin the game :-( just thought you'd appreciate the thesaurus :-) . They need a reference site that you can check to make sure ideas that you get are original. Don't worry about it (some jackass has almost always thought of everything before you - but don't fret that doesn't mean you can't do it better than anyone else :-) . —anobody |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:24 PM ... how about doing the alphabet of drugs, has anyone tried that? Would you believe... The Drinkers Alphabet
*A is for alcohol - our drug of choice.
*B is for beer, yes beer; it's what's for dinner (sometimes lunch and breakfast too).
*C is for can - 6 packs. 12 pack, 24 pack, 30 pack, 40 oz.... so many choices!
*D is for drinking - that's what we like to do.
*E is for emergency (Definition: an emergency is when you're all out of alcohol).
*F is for friends (beats drinking alone and maybe you can get them to pick up the tab).
*G is for games, preferably anything involving cards, quarters, and chugging beers.
*H is for hang over - every good time has it's price.
*I is for ice, "I'll take that on the rocks please".
*J is for jail, which is where you might end up after trying to use a fake ID, try driving a car when you can't even see, or are found on the street staggering home at 4 am.
*K is for keg!
*L is for liquor - many to choose from.
*M is for money you no longer have due to extensive partying.
*N is for NOT AGAIN! (What you scream when you wake up besides someone you don't know)
*O is for opinion (ever met a drunk without one?) also it's for a common phrase "OH SH*T!" which you scream as you fall down the stairs.
*P is for pee (what you have to do about every 5-10 minutes while drinking).
*Q is for quarters - a great drinking game, it's also for the quilt that you puked on last night and have to clean in the morning
*R is for reform, which you promise god that you'll do as you find yourself hugging the toilet bowl.
*S is for sex - after a few drinks people start looking a lot better than they really are, so be careful..
*T is for twenty-four, 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence?? I think not
*U is for underage (A good percentage of the drinking population).
*V is for vodka - the mother of all alcohol and the best way to make Jell-O.
*W is for worm, the par of tequila that reminds you of the porcelain god
*X is for x-ray; in detox it's how they see into your stomach before they pump it.
*Y is for you, the one who drinks way too much.
*Z is for Zima - something different Couldn't find one for drugs, though. —anobody |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:31 PM but don't fret that doesn't mean you can't do it better than anyone else Yeah, but in this case... it's Carlin,and if I could do it better than Carlin... well why the fuck am I writing this here, I should be at a club in New York making millions on a Comedy Central/HBO special. And the alphabet of drinkers? eh. Doesn't have Carlin's name on it, I think we are allowed to tweak it. Alphabet of Loveline? A is for Adam, who we dearly miss
B is for Bonaduche, who we want to dearly piss on
C is for callers, who entertain us with the stupidity maybe I should just give up while I'm in the hole. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:38 PM Yeah, but in this case... it's Carlin,and if I could do it better than Carlin... well why the fuck am I writing this here, I should be at a club in New York making millions on a Comedy Central/HBO special. Can't argue with you there. And the alphabet of drinkers? eh. Doesn't have Carlin's name on it, I think we are allowed to tweak it. Sure - why not? Alphabet of Loveline? A is for Adam, who we dearly miss
B is for Bonaduche, who we want to dearly piss on
C is for callers, who entertain us with the stupidity maybe I should just give up while I'm in the hole. Nah - I'd like to see a complete "Alphabet of Loveline" (maybe you start the thread and try to get each poster to put a different letter in?) —anobody |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 11:50 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 11:51 PM catloaf, you're the only person i've ever talked to that liked raging slab. i know nothing of them other than they exist.
you should send me your fav. song by them. edit: i saw the meat puppets live many years ago. —plurryho |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:22 AM Carlin's list is long, but I think this site beats him on "female genitals." —chix0r |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 8:07 AM chix0r's recent predilection towards the word "cock" and now this vagina word list.....it means something. —greymatters |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 8:35 AM I'd like to add to the vagina euphemisms: Beef mailbox —catloaf |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:22 AM That reminds me of the one caller who claimed to have "beef drapes." It was on one of the recent Best Ofs, I think. —Dark Laith |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:53 AM Breeding wound.
Proboscis receptacle (don't say this one out loud). —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:59 PM chix0r's recent predilection towards the word "cock" and now this vagina word list.....it means something. —greymatters she's fucking hot as shit, that's what it means! —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:01 PM ABM's recent predilection towards the word "cock" and now this vagina word list.....it means something. —greymatters she's fucking hot as shit, that's what it means! —MajandraFan Much better :) —adams_babymomma |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:08 PM You already know you're hot as shit, but you don't want to kill anyone, so I can't fear you.
Also, you are plagued with doubt.
Maybe you should join the military.
Watch Grosse Point Blank, you can be the female John Cusack character.
My profile has a hot quote from that movie. Didn't you know this? —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:46 PM i have an idea for a reality show.
lena and i are forced to live together for one year in a 1,200 sq. foot apt. she goes to jr. college and is all perky. i work a crappy job and come home pissed off like al bundy every evening. we bicker constantly about religion, fashion and lifestyles. she hates my friends. i try to sleep with all of hers.
i finally get one of her girlfriends and it drives her into a jealous rage and she throws herself at me. she gets pregnant and refuses to have an abortion. then i push her down a flight of stairs and get put in jail. unfortunately, that doesn't kill the baby and it's born while i'm still locked up. she goes on welfare. she comes to the prison occasionally for me to see our child, but all i'm interested in is a conjugal visit.
the show will be called "plurry's babymomma". —plurryho |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:49 PM That's not a reality show. Reality shows are either gameshows, documentaries or a splice.
You have a plot, that's just a drama or whatever. —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:17 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:17 PM ok, it would start out as a reality show and would have to be called something else. maybe "i hate you, don't leave me".
but since it will never happen, i decided to play out the series in my head. the post is my vision on how it would go down.
the spin off would be "plurry's babymomma".
that would be the heartfelt drama with a thin plot. it would surely get the hook after only a few episodes. —plurryho |
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