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Robots Rule

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:09 PM

thanks a lot, at least I have a cake and a new subwoofer, who needs friends anyways

Robots Rule

  

catloaf

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Um...happy birthday?

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Goddamn it, plurry! You forgot her birthday, now you're never ever ever going to be her MySpace friend again. EVAR.

greymatters

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:27 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:30 PM

well, if she hadn't kicked me off her friends list on myspace, i would have known it was her birthday and made a b-day thread.
i refuse to feel responsible.

plurryho

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:29 PM

don't worry about it, birthdays are meaningless.

also, cakes aren't the greatest things to be in love with and you'll never afford sweet speakers. so relax, get out of your head on barbituates.

MajandraFan

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:31 PM

Fun fact: she does not use her real birthday on MySpace.

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:37 PM

I'm considering being Jenna Haze's myspace friend.
What should I do?

MajandraFan

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:42 PM

I'm pretty sure you'll say yes, so go for it.

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:47 PM

No, I mean should should I throw my computer out the window or just kill myself for real?
Have you seen the people who make internet friends with pornstars?
They're almost as creepy as people who make friends with pornstars in real life.
Also, i didn't get a request. It's not me who would say yes.
She wouldn't say yes because there is someone who is not her running it.
If she ran it all herself, or did some of it and happened to be processing when my request came thruogh, it's a business so she wouldn't be saying yes. It wouldn't be heartfelt the way it is when normally people, like you for instance, say yes to people on the internet.
It wouldn't be sincere.
Jenna Haze, what a wrongun name. It's pretty and simple though, so most of the nasty associations just sheen right off of it. What a mess.

MajandraFan

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:50 PM

don't worry about it, birthdays are meaningless.

Agreed (save for my own, of course).

Fun fact: she does not use her real birthday on MySpace.

Another fun fact: she actually is 99 years old.

anobody

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:50 PM

Goddamn it, plurry! You forgot her birthday, now you're never ever ever going to be her MySpace friend again. EVAR.

Hash? Is that you?

anobody

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:53 PM

No, I mean should should I throw my computer out the window or just kill myself for real?

Do you have a backup computer if you throw your current computer out the window? Because, then how will you post on here?

Have you seen the people who make internet friends with pornstars?

No, I haven't.

Also, i didn't get a request. It's not me who would say yes.

What I meant was, I'm pretty sure her MySpace accepts all requests so it's now up to you, whether you want to make the leap or not.

It wouldn't be sincere.

You seek sincerity over the internet, do you?

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:07 PM

Yes I do Mr Greymatters sir!
From you, and Caitlin, and that dude with the big head, never Mandee, and of course form Stefanie Stegosaurus.

My cortex is vaporizing right out of my nostrils! it smells scrumdiddlyumtious!

MajandraFan

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:15 PM

My cortex is vaporizing right out of my nostrils! it smells scrumdiddlyumtious!

Did you just watch Jacob's Ladder?

greymatters

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:17 PM

i got this recently. i had to laugh.

plurryho

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:18 PM

I'm not lucid enough to know what that means but i'm pretty sure the answer will be no for the rest of your entire life
is that a movie or a play? i have been banned from the playhouse for raping the pageboys and pagegirls!

MajandraFan

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:20 PM

Does your computer have an umbrella attachment?
It must be a laptop notebook to need an umbrealla. I hop eyou don't have a leaky roof my lamented dear lover. It's so fucking cool that you have an umbreallla for your ocmputer, can i have it when you upgrade to a unix macintosh!?

MajandraFan

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:21 PM

i got this recently. i had to laugh.

Link it, I want to see that profile.


I'm not lucid enough to know what that means

It's a movie, your description reminded me of it.

greymatters

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:38 PM

smurfette

plurryho

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:41 PM

I don't think you want to be in that crew.

greymatters

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:48 PM

i didn't accept smurfette's friend invite.

the umbrella you see is my anti virus program.

i don't own a laptop. don't really want one. i mean, i'd take one if given to me, but i have no drive to go out and get one.

plurryho

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:51 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:51 PM

you are an unattentive boyfirend

edit= boyfiend

MajandraFan

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:53 PM

I'm trying to contact chix0r but she won't pick up her phone. Damn.

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:56 PM

do not call people like that. it's not good enough

MajandraFan

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:30 PM

nevermind. no-one remembered it last year.

Robots Rule

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:34 PM

I'm so sorry. I barely knew you back then. (I think I even hated you a little bit)

greymatters

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:35 PM

i've excepted that everyone hated/hates me.

plurry you should bring back the ho

Robots Rule

  

MajandraFan

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:45 PM

that's some clever wordplay there lexie.
don't say so if it was accidental

MajandraFan

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:47 PM

everything i do is on purpose. even when i always spell because, "becasue" it's all part of my masterplan

Robots Rule

  

MajandraFan

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:55 PM

i did that recently, it's in laith's quote archive

MajandraFan

  

Robots Rule

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 at 11:57 PM

i do it literally every single time. every now and agian i'll edit it. why is the "s" so much closer than the "u"?

Robots Rule

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:21 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

GET CRUNK!

adams_babymomma

  

plurryho

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 2:28 PM

plurry you should bring back the ho

mmk. how you like me now?

plurryho

  

Robots Rule

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 4:00 PM

^ do me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robots Rule

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:00 PM

i sent you an email and it is paramount that you answer it.

smaller hands

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:12 PM

send me an email too please explaining the details of your day and your deepest most darkest secrets.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:36 PM

done and done

anobody

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:38 PM


i sent you an email and it is paramount that you answer it

me? or plurryho.....is there even a difference?

lexieho

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 5:43 PM

i love myspace.

lexieho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 at 7:43 PM

I like boobs.

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Saturday, December 2, 2006 at 7:04 PM

must have been for you, lexieho.
i have received zero mail from stefanie.

plurry

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:47 AM

plurry totally checked his e-mail expecting a note from Stefanie and didn't get it. Once a victim, always a victim.

greymatters

  

lexieho

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:50 AM

i recieved a wonderful message from stefanie. full of intimate details. including her boy's penis size.

lexieho

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 12:53 AM

I can't believe Stefanie didn't post that on TLC. What a selfish bitch.

greymatters

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:02 AM

i was so jealous of your special friendships, so i decided to get myself a penpal, but this penpal hasn't been acting very penpalish lately. i was serious about this.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:06 AM

Mandee, I noticed you placed me #15 on your friends list. Why are you punishing me? I was working on an e-mail to you, and it's long, but now I'm cutting it down to punish you.

greymatters

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:07 AM

it was in no particular order! obviously you are #1 in my heart. you're my penpal!

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 1:12 AM

If it was in no particular order, why were there numbers? If I'm #1, why was I #15? As the evidence showed, you were angry at me. Lawyered.

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 2:41 AM

dudes!

MajandraFan

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