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MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 11:39 AM

There are close to 150,000 posts on this forum.

You can see in your profile the total number of posts you have made.

So you have the forum total, and your individual tally.

From this you can derive your Loser Quotient.

MajandraFan

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Here's another speech you wish I'd swallow. Another cue for you to fold your ears. Another train of thought too hard to follow, chugging along to the song that belongs to. The shifting of gears, the pain is the evident in my existence. The shame is manifest in my resistance, to your love. I would've warned you, but really, what's the point? Caution could but rarely ever helps, don't be down when my demeanor tends to disappoint. It's hard enough even trying to be civil to myself. My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon, around you. But by the time I'm close to you, I lose. My desideratum and now you, so, now you have it, so baby tell me what's the word? Am I your gal, or should I get out of town? I just need to be reassured. Do you just deal it out, or can you deal with, what I lay down? Please forgive me for my distance.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:21 PM

(raises glass for a toast)

To Your Love, Grey.

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:24 PM

I've been on this forum for 2 and a half years longer than him, but anobody still has more posts than all my screen names combined. Bravo?

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Bravo?

Something...

anobody

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:17 PM

6282 / 150000 = .04192 (excluding this post of course)

I hold slightly over 4% of the posts on the forum. Interesting.

Dark Laith

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:22 PM

That's crazy /\ :D

Ano - 2786 / 150000 = .01857 - approaching 2% (tries to jump out of office window... then realizes that there are no windows).

anobody

  

chix0r

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:29 PM

I think anobody could eventually wind up with..at least 25% of the total posts on the forum.

chix0r

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:30 PM

if i were king of planet earth and could choose my wife, chances are i'd pick this sullen girl.


plurryho

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I think anobody could eventually wind up with..at least 25% of the total posts on the forum.

Unpossible - I've looked at the forum's source code and the underlying MySQL database and project that by the time I'm able to reach 15.4% of the posts, the forum will collapse in on itself and form a mini-black hole that's just large enough not to evaporate in an infinitesimal period of time and that will proceed to pass back and forth through the earth's core 1723 times before ultimately coming to a rest in the core but not before causing worldwide devastation due to increased geologic activities (you will know this has happened because any request from the forum will return 404 and there will be worldwide earthquakes, tsunami and volcanic eruptions).

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Ok Dean Devlin.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:52 PM

No idea what you're talking about. Nope. None.

anobody

  

I Say Good Day

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:22 PM

One of my favorite albums......Im seeing Fiona here in Atlanta in early August.
Good Times

I Say Good Day

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:25 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:28 PM

if i were king of planet earth and could choose my wife, chances are i'd pick this sullen girl.

This speaks volumes about you. Not that it's really new info, but still.

Keep on fighting the good fight.

Speaking of Fiona, she would have been a fun Loveline call. Of course it would have consisted of Adam saying things like, "Wow, you're angry, babydoll. You hate men. Where's dad? When did your stepfather rape ya? Good times."

Beat It!

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:37 PM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:52 PM

You do know she was on Loveline though.

p.s. Thinking back, that's how I first heard Loveline. My brother was getting anything and everything Fiona he could. The first track of When the Pawn... is a painful blood rush. My brother got a Howard Stern interview and also an interview from a show called Loveline...
Of course, this was back when we'd not been exposed to the holistic metaphysical nightmare that is the unfiltered culture of North America. Whenever Adam would say something insane we took it as a joke. We didn't understand that Fiona's volatile attitude was being generated from her being one of the few people in North America who has an outlook on life that is sane. On top of that she's one of the few of those few with the courage to broadcast such a fact. Thus she is worshipped as a genius and an artist for seeing life with eyes unclouded by hate.
People are exactly the same here, of course they are, but for some reason the prevailing national consciousness pretends to be more in line with a clear view of existence. I don't know why this is profitable. Maybe we're just being allowed to run wild by the protection of the oceans.
When you encounter the philosophies of someone like Dr Drew, or Adam, disbelief is the reaction.
Years after supposedly being faithless it's still hard to... no, I guess we knew that everyone was a piece of shit by that point.
Nevertheless there is the idea that Adam is more like Sandy Gutman rather than like Winston Churchill.
My brother and I still hold on to that, deep down.

MajandraFan

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:41 PM

I don't remember hearing that one, I'll have to see if it's available to download. Did he pretty much cover those bases or was he in celebrity ass kiss mode?

Beat It!

  

I Say Good Day

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:52 PM

When she was on the show years ago, she was in that moody, "blah, i might as well be a pussy goth kid" state. I read an interview/article on her about two years ago, and then later heard an interview with her and it seems that she's less aloof now and now has a postive attitude/vibe to go with her great lyrics/songs/melodies.

I Say Good Day

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:15 PM

Keep on fighting the good fight.

loveline is my higher power.
the loveline companion is my therapy.

plurryho

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Really, because I think you SHOULD DO A METRIC TON OF METH RIGHT NOW

Dark Laith

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:32 PM

make it ecstacy and you've got a deal.

plurryho

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:47 PM

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 4:49 PM

lame

MajandraFan

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:05 PM

grey, you are rotten bastard!

plurryho

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:43 PM

grey, you are rotten bitch!

/\ True.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 11:05 PM

Isn't the "Kiss my ass, Adam" drop Fiona's voice?

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 11:07 PM

/\ Queen to Queen's rook three. Checkmate.

anobody

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