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mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:36 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:36 AM

Loveline has really improved since Adam left.

George Bush is doing a great job.

Oprah should really extend her show to two hours.

Wedding Crashers was hilarious.

Ac3_R0ck0lla is a solid poster. MPD is his best thread yet.

mikeyfish

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:41 AM

I agree with 2/5ths of this.

smaller hands

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:42 AM

wow you suck at sarcasm loveline is ok now

george bush is doing an OK job

your i guess i can agree with oprah sarcasm

wedding crashers was hella good vince vaughn is hilarious

and i post when i get bored so my post are random and stupid so shut up man or step up and email me your address and well settle it like men and not little pussy who talk shit online cause they cant be identified... pussy

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:44 AM

so shut up man or step up and email me your address and well settle it like men and not little pussy who talk shit online cause they cant be identified... pussy

This made me laugh. No, srsly.

greymatters

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:44 AM

Ac3_R0ck0lla's band is fantastic, they're going to be super famous, like Los Del Rio.

mikeyfish

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:45 AM

so shut up man or step up and email me your address and well settle it like men and not little pussy who talk shit online cause they cant be identified... pussy

This made me think of greymatters. srsly

smaller hands

  

margin

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:48 AM

grey is 100% hetero

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greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:49 AM

This made me think of greymatters. srsly

This made me think of chix0r. srsly

greymatters

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:53 AM

Christopher Knight was hilarious on That 70's show! And That 70's Show got so much better when Josh Meyers joined the cast.

mikeyfish

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:56 AM

that was the first time i can agree with mikey about that 70's show that fag josh RUINED that shit


BTW

Ac3_R0ck0lla's band is fantastic, they're going to be super famous, like Los Del Rio.

if you read the profile ITS NOT A SERIOUS BAND its just something to do damn... READ WOMAN

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:57 AM

because that 70's show was funny to begin with

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mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:59 AM

I'm sorry, I was wrong, Ac3_R0ck0lla's band is going to be super famous, like The Monkees.

mikeyfish

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:02 AM

no its not cause its no real damn bitch

and that 70s show was fucking hilarious i watch the reruns religiously ! 7 and 730 each day channel 36

and mikeyfish doesn't it make you feel a little retarded to be making fun of a fake band ? i think i would feel like a jackass

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:05 AM

mikeyfish was born with autism, you fucking asshole.

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:05 AM

and mikeyfish doesn't it make you feel a little retarded to be making fun of a fake band ? i think i would feel like a jackass

—Ac3_R0ck0lla

It's like a "tribute" band but worse. So I'm going to speak for mikeyfish and say No.

smaller hands

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:05 AM

i feel kinda gay im watching disney channel :-\ o well im about to go to bed and put some loveline on my ipod !!!!!!

poop

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:08 AM

i'm all confused now

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Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:08 AM

mikeyfish was born with autism, you fucking asshole


if he seriously was i would be sooooo happy. i would believe in god

It's like a "tribute" band but worse. So I'm going to speak for mikeyfish and say No.


how is it a tribute band... who am i tributing ? the band on myspace is just me improvising guitar and vox... so its all original how is it tribute ??? damn...

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:15 AM

I'm too stunned by your stupidity to reply properly.

smaller hands

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:16 AM

Ac3_R0ck0lla has clearly outsmarted us all.

I miss Rachel Perry.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

mikeyfish

  

greymatters

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:19 AM

I did not think it was funny when Ac3 made fun of mikeyfish's autism.

greymatters

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:20 AM

This made me think of mushroom cap areola's are sooo hot.
I just want to givem hikki's

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:21 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:21 AM

I did not think it was funny when Ac3 made fun of mikeyfish's autism.

Oh, I don't see what you did there.

mikeyfish

  

plurryho

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:16 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:16 AM

why would someone join and then go out of their way to alienate all the long time members?
you have the social skills of a feral child, Ac3.

plurryho

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:45 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:45 AM

you have the social skills of a feral child, Ac3. - plurryho

This made me think of the aboriginal kid in The Road Warrior. srsly Seriously.

Beat It!

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:55 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:56 AM

Beat It!, that is a terrible reference! Now beat it!

Waffles suck.

No, I don't need a fan, I like sitting in a 93 degree room/

mikeyfish

  

000

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 6:37 AM

wedding crashers actually WAS good

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Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:07 PM

why would someone join and then go out of their way to alienate all the long time members?
you have the social skills of a feral child, Ac3.

im nice to any one who's nice to me... like ABM and anobody... and i forgot the other person but fuck you.. im not about to lay back and let you talk shit about me just cause i wont put periods at the end of my sentence's so shut up

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:17 PM

I liked The Wedding Crashers.
Ah, I saw it in the early hours, when the world was super super fuzzy.
Then, a month and a half later, I saw The Notebook in the same early hours, same fuzzy fuzzy.
Why does Rachel McAdams step on my throat every time I'm vulnerable?
My favourite performance of hers was as the sister with the infected birth canal on that show Jett Jackson has Big Adventures.

MajandraFan

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:19 PM

Jo Koy keeps getting funnier!

mikeyfish

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Loveline has really improved since Adam left.

George Bush is doing a great job.

Oprah should really extend her show to two hours.

Wedding Crashers was hilarious.

Ac3_R0ck0lla is a solid poster. MPD is his best thread yet.

I totally didn't waste 7 seconds of my life reading this post and 20 seconds responding to it.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

anobody

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:27 PM

like ABM and anobody

(as Sam Becket) Oh boy!

anobody

  

Spanglemaker

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:00 AM

Danny Bonaduce and Steve-O are such good co hosts.
TACS is so much fun to listen to, I especially like the 20 minute commercial segments, and the characters on the show are so funny.
Why is it, as I am writing this post, I hear Cartman's voice in my head, saying these words?
It's so hard to post with a straight face.

Spanglemaker

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:08 AM

i'm going to 12 step meetings and have accepted the lord jesus christ as my savior.

plurryho

  

Spanglemaker

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:14 AM

If the VENOM of the SNAKE kills you, then you are the Devil.
If you live, you are the child of Jesus

Spanglemaker

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:14 AM

TLC is so much more fun these days than it used to be; all the new, barely literate people just add a lovely flavour.

TortillaFactory

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:11 AM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:13 AM

used to be many more participating, but thinning out the herd has resulted in a tighter community.

(i wasn't being sarcastic.)

plurryho

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 8:43 AM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 8:44 AM

*sarcasm off* There is truth to both of the above statements.

And now, back to the sarcasm...

Beat It!

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 8:51 AM

Zach Braff is the next great American filmmaker.

mikeyfish

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:06 AM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:07 AM

Of course, after all "Garden State" was this generation's "The Graduate."

Speaking of creative geniuses, I'm so glad Paris Hilton is getting another TV show. She's so pretty and talented. I can't wait for her CD, too. Her dad must be so proud.

Beat It!

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:25 AM

I am not coughing, nor do I have a stuffy nose. Nor would I be whining and bitching about it on here if I did.

Dark Laith

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Fred Willard doesn't get enough work. He and Eugene Levy have got to stop being so picky about what they'll work in.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:31 AM

all the new, barely literate people

Hey! I take that as a personal insult!

anobody

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:36 AM

I am not listening to Slayer right now. In fact I can't stand Slayer, I think they suck. I hope they all die in a fire.

Dark Laith

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Tom Cruise is so talented. AND hawtttt.

catloaf

  

smaller hands

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:48 AM

The season finale of Lost was totally satisfying.

smaller hands

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:50 AM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:52 AM

They never should have killed off Maggie Grace and Ian Somerhandler. They weren't boring dead weight like Mr. Eko.

Next season needs more flashbacks.

Hurley is hilarious!

mikeyfish

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Hey, he's a good looking boy.
"Dian's Face" was funny.

MajandraFan

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:17 AM

I can't wait till Idol's back!

mikeyfish

  

plurryho

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:48 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:49 PM

dr. drew should change his name to dr. hack. the man knows nothing about medicine or relationships.
anderson can't do drops worth a shit. when he chimes in, he's never witty or funny. he should quit and drive an ice cream van.
danny bonaduce is smooth as glass. i can't get enough of his personality. he shouldn't be so quiet when guest hosting. he needs to speak up and say what's on his mind.
adam carolla sucks. what a no talent loserfish. also, he's just too ass kiss friendly and upbeat for my tastes. what retard gave him a morning radio show?
on the other hand, dave dameshek is a real talent and asset to TACS. expand the sports segments and give that man a raise!
rachel perry was a genius. big mistake letting her go.

plurryho

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:52 PM

A thread devoted to sarcasm is a horrible idea.

Beat It!

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:09 PM

That Mariah Carey Pepsi ad is making me thirsty.

mikeyfish

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:35 PM

This statement is not true.

Normally, that would totally NOT be a contradiction and would not cause the universe to explode or anything like that. But because this isn't the sarcasm thread, it's totally not the exact opposite.

Dark Laith

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:50 PM

I thought the title was sarcastic.

MajandraFan

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:57 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 1:58 PM

Yes, the title was sarcastic. Everything I've said is true, like this: That new Doritos ad that has the 1998 Godzilla? That's a very timely reference. And the best part is, it's exactly like Beer ads with John Wayne, it makes you think of all the great memories you have of the 1998 Godzilla, and because of that, you want to have Doritos with Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno.

mikeyfish

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:01 PM

I can't wait to see this movie.

mikeyfish

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:04 PM

I just thought everyone was a bit phick.

MajandraFan

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:25 PM

The Red Hot Chili Peppers' new CD isn't worth the plastic it's printed on.

I love my bank. It's so awesome that they took $27 away from my already overdrawn account as a penalty for having spent $13 that hadn't transferred yet.

TortillaFactory

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:38 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Credit Unions are also awesome. I especially love when I get overdrawn and that sets in motion $200 worth of overdrafts. That makes me feel so alive!

edit: true story
2nd edit because I belong to a credit union, not a bank as first implied

catloaf

  

chix0r

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:46 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:46 PM

That isn't why my boyfriend hates banks and now belongs to a credit union.

x3 for MF..I mean..um..not x3 for MF.

chix0r

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Anything that gets aired on Fox news is true and accurate.

adams_babymomma

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 2:49 PM

alright, Caitlin writes something inscrutable. The disease is spreading.
Catch the nonsense fever everybody!

MajandraFan

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:21 PM

all the new, barely literate people

I am fully lite rate. how dare you, I am insulted.

A Guy in a Chair

  

anobody

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 3:22 PM

I love my bank. It's so awesome that they took $27 away from my already overdrawn account as a penalty for having spent $13 that hadn't transferred yet.

Credit Unions are also awesome. I especially love when I get overdrawn and that sets in motion $200 worth of overdrafts. That makes me feel so alive!

Wow! I love my bank too!

They have this really cool feature where if you have 10 different withdrawals coming out at the same time, they execute them in decreasing order of value so, if you happen to have a $100, a duplicate $100 (added because of a bank computer glitch), a $50, a $30 a $10 and a $5 coming out and you only have $195 in your account, you get the joy of 5 overdrafts)

anobody

  

whatsupbabydoll

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 7:00 PM

Oprah Winfrey after after the show.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

whatsupbabydoll

  

smaller hands

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 7:04 PM

LOL THAT IS SO SARCASTIC!

smaller hands

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 7:10 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 7:10 PM

Y'know why whatsupbabydoll is such a solid poster? Because he knows comedy.

mikeyfish

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:35 PM

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:36 PM

Y'know why mikeyfish is such a solid poster? Because he knows comedy.

greymatters

  

mikeyfish

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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:41 PM
Edited Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:42 PM

I will not let greymatters suck my cock.

Edited so it won't bother Stryker.

mikeyfish

  

adams_babymomma

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 12:03 PM

Oprah should pose for playboy

adams_babymomma

  

plurryho

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 12:28 PM

umm, no.

plurryho

  

adams_babymomma

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 12:32 PM

yes! to put it out of business, and that old perv can file for bankruptcy.

adams_babymomma

  

plurryho

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 12:52 PM

the sad thing is that it would probably be their best selling issue, EVAR.

plurryho

  

adams_babymomma

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 1:00 PM

If you saw Oprah's fatass on a front cover of a magazine, you wouldn't come near that thing.

You now that rant that Adam always brings up about her being on the front cover every month..well i brought it up when i was in Barnes and Noble, and everybody i talked to was like "well its her magazine".

adams_babymomma

  

plurryho

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 1:05 PM

did you come back with, "yeah, but still..."?

plurryho

  

Stryker311

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 1:10 PM

That Mariah Carey Pepsi ad is making me thirsty.

I don't know how you can be sarcastic, I LOVE that commercial she looks so perfect in it.

and that's not oprah it's buffie the body

Stryker311

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 1:55 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Mariah Carey still has the body of a twenty year old.* It's not at all pathetic how she tries to recapture her youth.

/sarcasm *It's just buried under three inches of fat and silicone

Beat It!

  

adams_babymomma

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 2:05 PM

did you come back with, "yeah, but still..."?

—plurryho

I suck at debating. Even in my humanities 101 online class, where we had a discussion about war being used to spread religion. (the crusaders)

Message no. 16996 [Reply of: no. 16995]
Author: Lena
Date: Monday, May 29, 2006 9:47pm
True, but why should I attend church and listen to sinners telling me how to live a sincere
life, when they in fact they do not. In the past year, there had been issues about priests
sexually abusing young kids. In my opinion, we don’t need these people to show us the
light. I know that God will forgive them, but still it is hard for me to accept the fact that
they are considered “men of God”. I have decided that I will not turn to God’s middlemen
for help. If they are sinful humans just like us, we should not rely on them. I do not need
to go to church to have faith, or a building to justify my religion. All that is important is
that I have God in my heart and nobody could ever affect that.

*Student response*

Message no. 17119 [Reply of: no. 16996]
Author: Helen
Date: Friday, June 2, 2006 7:50pm
lena this respond is not to defend you but you need to know that we are
not going to churdh to follow some sinners, we are going to church to
listen to bible and open our hearts to the words. Not everybody who goes
to church is a bad person. A person's attitude and the way of his life
shows his belief and the way that the person has chosen as his way of
life. It always depends on how people understand the concept of living
safe and how to cteat a safe world for everynoe beside their own believes.

adams_babymomma

  

Stryker311

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 2:08 PM

call her gay and claim that she had a 3some with president clinton and the teacher. debating is cake.

Stryker311

  

adams_babymomma

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 2:21 PM

^lol, i'll get kicked out of that class.

adams_babymomma

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Not a chance, you're way too smart for that.

Beat It!

  

adams_babymomma

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 2:31 PM
Edited Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 2:31 PM

^ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate you

edit: not sarcasm

adams_babymomma

  

plurryho

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 3:09 PM

beat it!'s feel for comedy is lacking and his timing is lousy.

plurryho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 2:43 AM

ABM's diligence concerning relevance of her posts to any given thread is second-to-none.


I wish oh-for and Jar Con would shut the fuck up already. Enough is enough!

I really need to figure out a way to better organize my tang-getting schedule.

Boobs are over-rated.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 at 10:46 PM

(*bump*)

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 at 10:48 PM

I miss Ac3_R0ck0lla.

mikeyfish

  

anobody

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 at 10:49 PM

Me too.

anobody

  

mikeyfish

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 at 1:26 PM

anobody and andrewwagner777 really don't post enough.

mikeyfish

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 at 1:56 PM

...and they both let too many details of posts, to which they respond, get by without being analyzed thoroughly enough.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Both of the above are true.

anobody

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, September 15, 2006 at 1:14 PM

That isn't why my boyfriend hates banks and now belongs to a credit union.

x3 for MF..I mean..um..not x3 for MF.

—chix0r

I have to admit that I didn't understand this for like 4 days, but then i wasn't posting so i couldn't say that i understood; or the moment had passed, or something.
and i've well and truly lost count by now anyways so who cares.
paco cares!

MajandraFan

  

chix0r

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Friday, September 15, 2006 at 1:17 PM

I've lost count as well, but it's good to know that you had figured it out.

chix0r

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, September 16, 2006 at 5:56 AM

I really haven't missed this thread.

Beat It!

  

And Featuring Donald Sutherland As The Clumsy Waiter

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Friday, February 23, 2007 at 12:34 AM

I don't miss Beat It. I hope he never returns.

And Featuring Donald Sutherland As The Clumsy Waiter

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, February 26, 2007 at 11:11 PM

I totally disagree!


In other news, life is sweet; I fucking LOVE it!!

Dusty TheHick

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Monday, February 26, 2007 at 11:17 PM

Dusty hates boobs.

Jaffa Cakes

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, February 26, 2007 at 11:22 PM

Simon Pegg? Overrated.

TortillaFactory

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 6:24 AM

I can't WAIT to go back to work.

catloaf

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 10:01 AM

I hate 3D modeling. It's so stupid and boring. I sure do wish I'd picked a different career path.

Dark Laith

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 11:02 AM

I love two-hour classes.

TortillaFactory

  

lik som got dam fuckin freak

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 7:52 PM

I hate the fact that I can deliver 2.5 - 3.0 oz's of my little fishy dealies in one session, and I dispise my abnormally huge curse of a cock.

lik som got dam fuckin freak

  

smaller hands

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 8:07 PM

i don't think about having sex with you while you're on the phone with your girlfriend. Not ever.

smaller hands