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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:06 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:24 AM Sorry guys I don't know how to make multiple links on one post so I thought I just stuff it all on one post :) These are pics of My Wife Stacy (who's going to castrate me for putting her pics on the net) and myself out in cancun.
Also there's sum pics of my puppy and me getting drunk, also memorial weekend pics.
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:09 AM i'm not gonna highlight all those, just tell me which one is the reverse cowgirl? —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:10 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:11 AM also i can't wait to see pictures of your puppy getting drunk —smaller hands |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:14 AM Just post the pictures, this thread is doomed to be bogged by thousands of pictures anyway. 
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:17 AM I want to know why you have this picture on your photobucket. 
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:28 AM I know those are supposed to be really good/popular but I don't get the appeal of having an animal themed vibrator. —smaller hands |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:28 AM I don't know if this will work but here's this dude making us this kick ass
coffee liquer.
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:28 AM are those incan pyramids? —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:29 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:30 AM I know those are supposed to be really good/popular but I don't get the appeal of having an animal themed vibrator. How about a vibrator shaped like the guy from the Six Flags ads? If you squint, you could also pretend that it's an Uncle Junior vibrator, so it's really like you're getting two vibrators for the price of one. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:32 AM Those pyramids make me think of Alien Vs. Predator. And thinking of Alien Vs. Predator makes me want to punch Paul Anderson in the mouth. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:33 AM are those incan pyramids? —margin Yeah those are the pyramids at the Mayan capital city "Chichen Itza" —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:36 AM Paul W.S. Anderson is engaged to Milla Jovovich, I don't think he cares what you think. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:37 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:38 AM I think she likes Asian soccer players more. Lefty, start playing soccer! —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:38 AM It was nuts, there all these mexicans down there trying to sell you knock off
artifacts that are made in china for 10 pesos (1 U.S dollar) You have to go outside of the tourist spots to get the real stuff made
from surviving mayans. I have this bad ass jaguar head Handmade out of wood. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:38 AM milla is perfect —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:40 AM Aw. He's huge. I wanna play with him. That lion rug is fancy. I love it. —smaller hands |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:40 AM Milla Jovovich makes my balls feel funny. I loved her in "return to the blue lagoon".
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:41 AM dude, return to the blue lagoon is the greatest movie of all time —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:41 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:42 AM I listened to the Resident Evil commentary, and she has the hot chick problem of never SHUTTING THE FUCK UP. When her bajingo briefly appeared, she started shouting about it, and it reduced me to leathery. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:42 AM (Slaps Margin a high five) You know it!
I feel no guilt for being a pervert getting turned on by pre adult milla —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:46 AM she plays a punk rock chick in a movie with the guy with the big nose from The Village. —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:46 AM Whenever I look at those pics I feel sad because I want to go back there.
I lived her in Phoenix my whole life, and I've done some traveling.
But I never seen so much water. That was my first real time hanging out at the beach.
It was awesome. Free flowing food and brew, and that cigar I'm puffing on was
a $20 cuban. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:47 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:48 AM she plays a punk rock chick in a movie with the guy with the big nose from The Village. I watched that movie with no idea about what it was, and kept waiting for him to go crazy and start killing people. He just seemed like the type! —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:47 AM Is the hole that movie with the little 11inch demons from hell?
Or was that the gate or something? —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:49 AM Did youse guys see Tales From The Hood? DAG as a child beater! He gets crushed like a piece of paper! I thought of this because of the 11 inch demons thing, there was a story with Corbin Bernsen where old slaves came back as evil dolls, or something like that. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:50 AM Well its time for me to get back to work, I'll be in a load of shit if the management
decides to look at the video from today. I been on the hotel lobby computer for about
3 hours now, ever since loveline went off the air.
See you guys tomarrow. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:52 AM I can't decide if I'm attracted to or repulsed by Illeana Douglas. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:52 AM Yeah I like that part when DAG is all "What do you think I am some kind of monster?"
He beat the shit out of everyone in that room. Somebody gots to bring that up
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:43 AM Congrats on yer hitchin'. And by the way, how's your mom doing? —catloaf |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 9:24 AM >>are those incan pyramids? >>Yeah those are the pyramids at the Mayan.. Something's wrong with this picture. —chix0r |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 10:30 AM Hey dude, your screen name always looks like Rancid Dick.
But what I really wanted was to ask you: do you and your wife ever roleplay by swapping genders? You're both fairly androgynous little muffins. You could be a gal and your slut could be a dude in the right lighting. I'm getting so aroused by this. Fuck. —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 12:03 AM do you and your wife ever roleplay by swapping genders? —MajandraFan No, it would be improper ettiquet to copy your lifestyle dude.
I forbid any anal play.
I may be a dirty mexican/nigga from time to time, but I have manners.
Plus I don't disrespect my wife. She's like a goddess to me and I worship her
so. Take a clue on how to treat women and you might not have such a bad indian burn on your cock bro ;) Also thx for askin about my moms catloaf. She is doing better. But it's a slow
process ya know. Her legs constantly feel like they are on fire from the nerve damage and she's a little disoriented from time to time from the drugs but she's about 80% on the road to complete recovery. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 11:17 AM No anal.
Worship her.
Got it. But, that's when you're in the later stages of a relationship.
How do you get to the later stages?
Like, how did you meet your wife? Was it cosmic madness, or did you have a playbook?
And your mother sounds horrible sick, are you gonna have some grandkids for her to cheer her up? —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:04 PM No anal.
Worship her.
Got it. But, that's when you're in the later stages of a relationship.
How do you get to the later stages?
Like, how did you meet your wife? Was it cosmic madness, or did you have a playbook?
And your mother sounds horrible sick, are you gonna have some grandkids for her to cheer her up? —MajandraFan This story is so stereotypical of miniorities in a way. So I met my wife in High School, she was good friends with my cousin and thought she was cute but I was to busy getting laid,
smoking out, selling dope, making money and doing the rhyme thing.
I graduated and caught up with a few years and many sluts later and she thought
I was just some kind of player and disingenious when it came to being "real". So a few more years pass by and her still being friends with my cousin starts coming by more often when my cousin moved in with me and my brothers.
At the same time I had a girlfriend, a side peice of ass, and was fucking her friend at the same time. But something about her was special unique and classy.
So to make a long story short, we flirted, I left my girl and started trying to get with her. She got really drunk one night and I slid in. Then we couldn't stand each other because I wanted a relationship and she was too embarassed to tell my cousin and her friend after all the other drama that went down in the past.
So we hated each others guts always fighting but at the same time it was that cliche shit
where you couldn't live without the person. When positive and negatives combine.
So I started bringing other bitches around because I have no time to fuck around when it comes to pussy and life.
She starts getting really jealous because she's puerto rican and does the whole
you can't have "my man" kind of thing and it was just cute.
One day we hated each other, the next we were a fucking team.
And after a few years I looked at myself and our relationship and had to decide
where we going. Do I want to be with this chick or not, so I had to look at what
I would be losing and what is TRULY good for me.
I looked into her background, her daily choices, all the loveline dr.drew shit.
I looked at myself and was thinking "Am I sabotaging this".
So I popped the question when I realized this was the greatest thing to happen to me.
Granted I could always meet other chicks and be in love, I just knew that she would be
the one that would be worth giving it up. And when I have kids this is the women
I could trust into shaping them into good people. Also no kids for a few years, gotta be more finiancial stable and travel some more before
we have kids. So is marriage for everyone? No, but it is when you know it's time and its right. My advice is to get as much ass as possible and have fun.
Plenty of life left to do great things. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:17 PM He gets away with it because of his trustworthy baby face.
Just like you Mr Greymatters sir. —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:26 PM rAnCIDsICk@!!! Proof that chivalry isn't dead. ;) —catloaf |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 4:30 PM mr. sociopath, this is miss borderline.
miss borderline, mr. sociopath. —plurryho |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:05 PM Miss Borderline whines incessantly.
Mr. Sociopath says "I'ma beatchu bitch!"
Mr. Sociopath attacks Miss Borderline!
Mr. Sociopath's punch crits Miss Borderline for 300.
Miss Borderline is knocked unconscious.
Police Officer breaks down the door!
Police Officer performs Arrest on Mr. Sociopath.
Mr. Psychopath watches the scene through binoculars from across the street.
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Monday, June 5, 2006 at 1:03 AM You should all feel ashamed of yourselves for calling me a sociopath.
After all the love I've given you!
Fuck it I'm calling your mom. I'll tell her how much of a little shit you've
been. Give me your cell phone you ain't calling no fucking police.
I'll kill you bitch! Don't you know I'm crayzyza! :) That's pretty funny. I only started cheating on my girlfriend cuz I found
out she was cheating on me and I couldn't proove that she fucked another guy.
So what the hell I was a 20 year old young man on a mission for vagina.
I think I'm a better person for it.
At least I was smart enough not use rubbers a-duh! —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 12:57 AM So is he still married? —striker |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 1:44 AM
Edited Monday, January 8, 2007 at 1:45 AM A few thoughts: 1. I can totally jack to her rack, esp in that see through tank top. Next jack session she's up next. 2. As I jack look at the 2nd pic, I wonder if Jay Leno's her dad (which should extend the "session"). —striker |
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Monday, January 8, 2007 at 11:54 PM That picture of that bald black guy creeps the hell out of me. I hate it when black guys go bald but have a lot of facial hair. [Emmitt, I'm looking at you!] Plus, wtf, unecessary bulging going on down south. That needs a NWS link. —Stryker311 |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 12:24 AM Couldn't you just oil your rifles rather than think about my dick in my wife?
I'm certainly scarred by the image of your cock in your wife.
I've been able to mentally block that image by associating it with hog troughs. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 12:38 AM <<"I've been able to mentally block that image by..." You know the human mind has no image blocking ability though. You're thinking about it right now aren't you? Yea, that's right, I'm so glad the mind works that way so I don't have to repost it. How do you feel about me jacking to that pic of your wife's rack (thank heaven for see through white shirts on dark skinned people)? Are you angry enough to post more? That's the only way to punish me. —striker |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 12:41 AM I'd actually like striker to post the picture again. Plurry, could you link it? I know you have it saved. —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 12:42 AM
Edited Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 12:43 AM You're stupid in every way drake. As everyone knows, it punishes HER (from behind too). Did you ever eff this:
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 12:46 AM I feel the same way my wife probably feels about my masturbating to porn,
grossed out but what can you do? Should I feel angry that strangers are rubbing
one off to my wife? It's not like they are by my bedroom window.
Shit, do you know how many girls I intend to use their vibrators to my image
on their wall or screen. Millions. I expect to find young women jacking into my sewage line to find the residue of my seed from countless shower sessions or with luck, fishing
for the spoils of a spent condom. So with that god will reward you with a nocturnal emission from your favorite poster from
the board tonight. May it be buttsex for all. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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